( Camera fades in with a shot of Chris Staggs walking down a sidewalk as Father O'Keith is walking beside him as Chris Staggs is now sporting a tee shirt that reads "Jesus Loves You". Father O'Keith and Chris Staggs keep on walking as Father O'Keith stops and Chris Staggs stops.)

[ Father O'Keith:] Stay here.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Father O'Keith enters the bank as Chris Staggs begins to talk to "Jesus" )

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude, Gray better change his ways.

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[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! He is going to teach the kids that cheating is okay. He will bankrupt Sesame Street cause kids won't listen to what they say. Big Bird will be homeless. Gray has to be changed.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Dude with no money Big Bird can't pay his rent.

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[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! That isn't good. We need to get to the kids before Gray does.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Good idea. We need to go to the school and spread the word.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Wow that is great luck.

( Chris Staggs turns around and walks in to a school that is right behind him. He enters the school holding the door for "Jesus". Chris Staggs begins to walk down the hall as he is stopped by the secretary. )

[ School Secretary:] Stop sir.

[ Chris Staggs:] Okay.

[ School Secretary:] All visitors have to sign in. Please sign in. 

( The school secretary walks into the school office as Chris Staggs just stands there. The secretary stops and turns around )

[ School Secretary:] Sir why aren't you coming?

[ Chris Staggs:] You told me to stop.

[ School Secretary:] Sir please follow me into the office.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs follows her into the office. )

[ School Secretary:] Please fill out his form.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs begins to fill out the form. He does and hands it back to the secretary. )

[ School Secretary:] So you are here to warn kids about Gray?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ School Secretary:]  Okay.

( The secretary hands him a Visitors pass he puts in on his shirt )

[ Chris Staggs:] What about him? Doesn't he need one?

( Chris Staggs points to no one standing beside him. )

[ School Secretary:] Who?

[ Chris Staggs:] Who?! WHO!? Don't you read the bible.

**** LOUD GASP ****

[ School Secretary:] Sir this a school. You can't talk about the bible.

[ Chris Staggs:] MY GOD! 

[ School Secretary:] SIR!

[ Chris Staggs:] I am too late. Gray has already been here.

[ School Secretary:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] No time to explain.

( Chris Staggs leaves the office and begins his way down the hall as he carries on a conversation with shhhhhhh *Jesus* )

[ Chris Staggs:] I can't believe they banned religion.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Nah it can't because of lawsuits, it has to be cause of Gray.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Good idea, we can try to sway the kids back.

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[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Let's do it now.

( Chris Staggs enters a 1st grade class as it is snack time. The teacher greets Chris Staggs. )

[ Teacher:] Can I help you?

[ Chris Staggs:] No but I can help the kids.

[ Teacher:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] Tell her Jesus.

( Chris Staggs looks to his left where no one is as the teacher looks at Chris Staggs as he is crazy. )

[ Teacher:] Okay?

[ Chris Staggs:] Please let me talk to the kids.

[ Teacher:] Fine. I need a smoke break anyway.

( Just like a lazy teacher she leaves to take a smoke. Chris Staggs walks up to the front of the class as the kids look on )

[ Chris Staggs:] Sup....ewwwwwww COOKIES!!!

( Chris Staggs grabs a cookie and eats it )

[ Chris Staggs:] Anyway I am Chris Staggs, I am here to help you.

( The kids sit in silence. )

[ Chris Staggs:] I know you guys want to cuss and talk about Ranma all the time, but that isn't how you are suppose to live your life.

( The kids are now confused )

[ Chris Staggs:] You can embrace Jesus and live your life. Tell them Jesus.

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( Chris Staggs looks to his left and nods as the kids look confused still. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Jesus wants you to watch Scooby Doo, Sesame Street, and Care Bears.

( The kids let out a cheer. )

[ Chris Staggs:] But you must say no to Memphis Gray.

( The kids start to chant "NO TO GRAY" )

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! JESUS RULES!!!

( The kids starts to cheer )

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! FOLLOW ME!!!

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[ Chris Staggs:] Sir it is a good idea to lead the kids outside. 

( Chris Staggs proceeds to lead the kids out of the room down the hall and out into the street as the teacher walks back in to an empty room after her smoke break. Meanwhile Staggs and crew exit the school as Father O'Keith looks on disapproving. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Sup Father.

[ Father O'Keith:] I told you to stay still. You didn't and now you return with a bunch of little kids.

[ Chris Staggs:] Take it up with Jesus. It was his idea.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Yes it was.

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[ Chris Staggs:] UH HUH!

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[ Chris Staggs:] YES!

( Father O'Keith finally stops the argument. )

[ Father O'Keith:] Fine I will take to Jesus, you talk about your match with Swinger.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Um I like swings are fun. I like trying to go real high and jump off on them. Sometimes I like to try to go all the way around.

[ Father O'Keith:] Swinger not swings.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh well I don't know anything about him. Though I guess I will have to watch out for Gray interfering in my match. You know cheating isn't right. Anyway Swinger, Andy gave you this match against me for winning another match. I don't get how this is a reward? It seems that it would be like raking leafs and your reward for that is a rake. It just doesn't make sense to me. Then again not much stuff doesn't lately. I didn't understand why Grady turned on me. I didn't understand why Chris Naggs quit on me. I don't understand why people keep taking me lightly. They think Jesus is a joke. They don't think that he will help me in matches. They think he isn't real yet he stands beside me. Are you people blind? Don't you see his long brown hair? Don't you see his neatly trimmed beard? Don't you see his white toga? I don't see how people can't believe he won't help me. Swinger you can choose to do the same as them and don't believe Jesus will help me to a victory or believe and accept the defeat. Heck Jesus may help you later on after he helps me capture the World title. Though Jesus and crew are going to help me stop Gray's bad influence on the kids. Parents won't you listen to me? Gray is a corrupting your kids. They need Jesus and me in there lives. They need to watch Scooby Doo not old Ranma promos. They need to follow the teachings of Sesame Street not drop the f-bombs. They need me as World champ not Gray. Anyway Swinger you think you are going to defeat me? I am sorry to break the news to you but Shaggy not eating food has a better chance of happening. You see your reward is nothing like I said earlier. I am going to walk into the match and walk out with a victory with Jesus by my side. With Jesus by my side I have nothing to worry about expect the Gray's corruption on the kids. Swinger you will not upset me. Gray you will not cheat me out of a victory this week. I will continue my march to the pay per view where Jesus and I will stand side by side with the title held over my head. Anyway Swinger now you know and knowing is half the battle................ YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( The kids cheer as the teacher walks out and sees the kids )

[ Teacher:] Sir where you going with the kids?

[ Chris Staggs:] To stop Memphis Gray.

[ Teacher:] They can't leave with you.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

[ Teacher:] Yes.

[ Chris Staggs:] But they need to help me.

[ Father O'Keith:] Give them tickets to the show this week.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! You kids are invited to Adrenaline.

( The kids let out a cheer as the teacher leads them back into the school )

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! GRAY IS GOING TO BE STOPPED!

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[ Chris Staggs:] RIGHT ON JESUS! WE ARE GOING TO RULE!

( Chris Staggs and Father O'Keith start back to the hotel.)

(END PROMO )