( Camera fades in with a shot of Chris Staggs smiling as he sits at a Starbucks....JEFF HARRIS REPREZENT! Chris Staggs sits in his chair as he has his Curious George book on the table. Father O'Keith enters the Starbucks and looks around as he spots Chris Staggs. He walks over and begins to sit down as Chris Staggs stops him.)

[ Chris Staggs:] STOP!

[ Father O'Keith:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] Are you blind?

[ Father O'Keith:] What are you talking about?.

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude you want to sit in Jesus' lap?

( Father O'Keith looks at the empty chair)

[ Father O'Keith:] Uh sorry.

[ Chris Staggs:] Don't tell me, tell Jesus.

( Father O'Keith rolls his eyes )

[ Father O'Keith:] Sorry Jesus.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] Anyway why are you at Starbucks?

[ Chris Staggs:] Jesus wanted some coffee.

[ Father O'Keith:] Of course.

( Father O'Keith starts to take a seat in the other chair as Staggs stops him.. )

[ Chris Staggs:] DUDE! STOP!

[ Father O'Keith:] What now?

[ Chris Staggs:] You are going to sit on John?

[ Father O'Keith:] As in John 3:16?

[ Chris Staggs:] What does baseball have to do with this? I mean John Lennon.

[ Father O'Keith:] Now that is just stupid.

[ Chris Staggs:] What?

[ Father O'Keith:] Jesus is one thing, but now you are seeing dead Beatle members? That is just stupid.

[ Chris Staggs:] Um you are the one that is stupid. John is right there.

( Shot of the empty chair.)

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[ Chris Staggs:] I know John.

[ Father O'Keith:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh now you are playing like he doesn't exist.

[ Father O'Keith:] He doesn't.

[ Chris Staggs:] Then who am I talking to?

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[ Chris Staggs:] So Father you are lying?

[ Father O'Keith:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] He just said he is John Lennon.

[ Father O'Keith:] Fine we are having coffee with John Lennon and Jesus.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Well Jimi Hendrix was going to come but he said something about the only coffee shop he was going to was going to have to be in Amsterdam. 

[ Father O'Keith:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] Why is the Curious George book here?

[ Chris Staggs:] I forgot to tell you.

[ Father O'Keith:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] Jesus and I started a book club.

[ Father O'Keith:] You are joking, right?

[ Chris Staggs:] Curious George is no joking matter.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah Jesus, and neither is the man in the yellow hat.

[ Father O'Keith:] I'm sorry.

[ Chris Staggs:] We forgive you. Heck that is what Jesus taught all the time.

[ Father O'Keith:] Thank you.

[ Chris Staggs:] Your welcome.

[ Father O'Keith:] Anyway I am sorry to break up your uh....book club meeting but you need to talk about your match.

[ Chris Staggs:] Against who?

[ Father O'Keith:] Lion of Athens.

[ Chris Staggs:] Ohhhhhhhhhhh FO SHO! Lion Of Athens, the overdrive champion, the same guy that sent Killer my very favorite dog to heaven. Yeah I don't forget. He had so much to live for. He has some many sticks to fetch. You took that away from him. Now he is forced to be fetch sticks in Heaven. You know how hard that is to do on clouds? Well let me tell you....it is very hard to do. Anyway now you come into the match with the overdrive title and you think you can just beat me like that? You are wrong. See killing another thing is breaking one of the big rules. Jesus doesn't like people who do that. That is why he is going to be in my corner when I take you on. Now you say you have found peace within yourself or whatever Jesus explained to me what you were talking about. Now I don't know what school you went to but I never was raised to be in wrestling. I was always had to take spelling tests and such. I don't remember my teacher ever teaching us a headlock. That is fine I guess you went to a different school. Now let me ask you this... did your school have a jungle gym? If it didn't then I am truly sorry that you were raised a wrestler. I mean I remember having such much fun on the jungle gym. Moving on I can agree that you have been at odds with people. Heck you manage like five different people within a year. You must have hogged the remote control car. That is what happen to Billy Larkin back in fourth grade. We were best friends till he hogged the car and then I told him that either let me play with the car or I am not going to be his friend. So he just kept on driving the car. That selfish butt-head. Now I don't want to think about that anymore. Lion of Athens let me assure you that you are not insane. I mean you aren't like anyone I meant at my stay in Shady Acres. Do you believe that the toothbrushes have microphones in them for the CIA to listen in on us? If you don't then you are not insane. Though that is a scary thought. My Scooby Doo toothbrush can listen into my conversations. Though is seems for someone to be a peace with himself you are having quite a lot questions you are asking yourself. Now I can't answer them ,but I really am not getting into what is on top of your head. Heck that is what your promo seems like. I don't care if you are stupid, dull, unpopular, and adorned with the personality of a wet rag. Though you say you don't care either then why do you tell us this? If no one cares you are just wasting my time in which I could be spending discussing Curious George with Jesus. You are just take up time in which you could tell in about five minutes that you are a changed man. That way you get your point across and I just miss five minutes of Scooby Doo. It is that easy. Though you don't like to do it the easy way. You just continue to ramble on about your past and how you have changed. Good, just don't try to pull another stunt and murder Jesus like you murdered Killer. Wait you can't kill Jesus...he is already dead. Well I guess if you try to go for Jesus he will just have to help me and defeat you. Anyway I got a way to help you stay at peace with yourself just build a ring at your home and stay there. That way you will always be at peace with yourself. I mean you said that is the only time you are at peace with yourself. That is a lot of peaces I am throwing in and I am going to just say that Jesus and I are always at peace in or out of the ring and we will take care of you this Sunday. Now you know and knowing is half the battle YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Chris Staggs gives a high five to the empty chair )

[ Chris Staggs:] We showed him didn't we Jesus?

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[ Chris Staggs:] HAHAHA Yeah he needs to manage a therapists. That way the guy can help him.

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[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! He is getting a little too deep. He just needs to live life.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Of course he will always be annoying.

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[ Chris Staggs:] I still am mad about the death of Killer.

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[ Chris Staggs:] I do plan to take out my anger on him for that.

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[ Chris Staggs:] You do have my back right?

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[ Chris Staggs:] I know that was a dumb question. Anyway you ready to talk about Curious George Goes To The Zoo?

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[ Chris Staggs:] I wondered that too. I mean did he go see the monkeys and if he did, were any of them his brothers or sisters. Though that would be rubbing it in their faces. I mean he is outside while they are in a cage.

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[ Chris Staggs:] I've also always wondered what the man in the yellow's name is.

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[ Chris Staggs:] True it is not important but it bugs me.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Steve?

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[ Chris Staggs:] Are you telling me the truth?

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[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Sorry for doubting you.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Sorry John. What do you think about the book.

( Chris Staggs looks as he is listening hard as he looks at the empty chair while Father O'Keith checks his watch as he waits for the book meeting. )

(END PROMO )