( Camera fades in with a shot of Chris Staggs not looking like he has the last two months. He has a smile on his face for the first time in a while as he has a chute and ladders box in his hands. Bubbles hops down from the couch and walks over to Chris Staggs. Father O'Keith enters from the kitchen to the living room as they meet at the dining room table and Chris Staggs sets up the board. He sets up four pieces as Father O'Keith looks puzzled as he looks at Chris Staggs)

[ Father O'Keith:] Son, you need to take one piece back.

[ Chris Staggs:] Why?

[ Father O'Keith:] We only have three people.

[ Chris Staggs:] No we don't.

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes we do....you that makes one, me that makes two and Bubbles that makes three.

[ Chris Staggs:] Aren't you forgetting someone.

[ Father O'Keith:] I don't think so.

( Chris Staggs turns his head toward an empty chair. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Sorry about him.

[ Father O'Keith:] Who are you talking to?

[ Chris Staggs:] Father, quit hating on him and actin' like you don't see him.

[ Father O'Keith:] Um I don't.

[ Chris Staggs:] Whateva.

[ Father O'Keith:] I don't Chris.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah keep hating on Jesus and he will get his father to strike you down.

[ Father O'Keith:] What are you talking about?

[ Chris Staggs:] Do you need glasses?

[ Father O'Keith:] No.

[ Chris Staggs:] You do too if you don't see Jesus sitting right there.

( Father O'Keith looks at the empty seat )

[ Father O'Keith:] Oooooooooooooooookay.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

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[ Chris Staggs:] Ouch.

[ Father O'Keith:] What!? Are you okay?

[ Chris Staggs:] I am but Jesus just burnt ya.

[ Father O'Keith:] Huh?

[ Chris Staggs:] He just told you off.

[ Father O'Keith:] What did he say?

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh now you are deaf?

[ Father O'Keith:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh great and I don't know sign language.

[ Father O'Keith:] Chris stop this at once.

[ Chris Staggs:] Stop what?

[ Father O'Keith:] Jesus isn't sitting in that chair.

( Chris Staggs looks at the chair and then at Father O'Keith, then back to the chair and back to Father O'Keith)

[ Chris Staggs:] You need to get your eyes checked man. Jesus is right there. You know the  white guy with the long hair and long beard with the tie dye toga.

[ Father O'Keith:] Tie Dye toga?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! He just came for a party Jimi Hendrix threw.

[ Father O'Keith:] Right.

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[ Chris Staggs:] NO WAY! 

[ Father O'Keith:] What? 

[ Chris Staggs:] You didn't hear who showed up at the party.

[ Father O'Keith:] No.

[ Chris Staggs:] Of course you didn't.....Mr. Rogers rocked the house.

[ Father O'Keith:] Oh.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

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[ Chris Staggs:] Dude that party sounds like it is a rocking.

( Father O'Keith looks at Bubbles in confusion as Staggs has the conversation with the chair. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Jimi Hendrix, Mr. Rogers, and now Eazy E. Dude that party is like a moon bounce, pony ride, and Chuck E. Cheese rolled up in one.

( Father O'Keith just stares at Chris Staggs )

[ Chris Staggs:] What? Too much?

[ Father O'Keith:] Umm I really don't know what to say.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine then let Jesus and me have our conversation.

[ Father O'Keith:] Fine.

[ Chris Staggs:] Jesus, thanks for the help Sunday Night.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah, Tommy didn't see you when you pushed him off the ladder and then I rolled off. We made a great team.

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[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! He was a big meanie who sold his soul to the devil. He deserved to lose. Also I deserve the world title shot. Cause good people always win.

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[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO, He is a going to H-E-Double Hockey sticks.

[ Father O'Keith:] Uh Chris...

[ Chris Staggs:] Can't you see Jesus and I are talking.

[ Father O'Keith:] Sorry but you need to talk about your match this week.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! So Dude Job, you seem to have a problem with Jesus' dad. See I can't help you there. He has these tests. I know, he gave me one that cost me both my titles. So I am sorry to see that he now giving you a test. Wait no I am not. Cause usually people God is testing lose. Though maybe God is punishing you for doing something. You know maybe he is teaching you a lesson. Did you make fun of the people on the short bus when you where little? Jesus says that is what all the drug addicts and rapists did and that is why they are Bubba's boyfriend in jail. So maybe you should look back at that before you blame Jesus' dad. Also I would make him angry. You don't want to see him angry. Heck God let Jesus die and he wasn't even angry. I would hate to see him when he is angry. He would be like 100 times more powerful than Superman. So if you want to make God angry go ahead just makes sure I am not there when you do. Anyway so you want to know what Jesus would do?  Hey Jesus what would you do?

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Oh dude cool. Jesus said is that you are asking a trick question cause his dad never made anyone to kill people. He says that you need to get a buzz going and chill out and leave the little girls alone. I hope that helps. Also he said he doesn't turn Aquafina into Jack Daniels but into Cristal cause Jesus is a baller now. He is rolling with Biggie and Tupac. Saviors Wit Attitude. Also feeding the five thousand. He now gives them some Popeye's chickens. You see Jesus is getting called back to the street. Anyway what torture device are you going to build? A Pete Ebdon promo? OH BURN!!!! SNAP!!! CHEAP SHOT!!!! TWO POINTS TO JESUS FOR THAT ONE! Anyway Dude Job, you have some serious problems yet you still won't take my advice and take a trip to Shady Acres Mental Ward. It did wonders for me. It is a cool place too. You will have fun. I promise. I did. Anyway if you kill the people you are going to jail. Maybe that is where you need to go. Then again that would make yet another IW star going to jail. Jesus, I am starting to think that I hang out with a bad group. Wait no I don't cause I hang out with you. You are always right. Plus how many can say they are friends with Jesus, Tupac, and Biggie errrrrrrr how many people that are alive can say that. Oh well, Dude Job I know that you think that Jesus and God aren't looking at you ,but they will this week when I walk out of the arena with a victory. FO SHO! Now you know and knowing is half the battle.....................YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!!!

( Chris Staggs puts his hand up for an high five toward the chair. )

[ Chris Staggs:] I got them good.

[ Father O'Keith:] You sure did.

[ Chris Staggs:] I was talking to Jesus.

[ Father O'Keith:] Of course.

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude you need to let me go to that party.

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[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

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[ Chris Staggs:] You have to be dead to attend. I guess I don't want to go that bad.

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[ Chris Staggs:] True I got to much to do in life to die right now.

( At this point Father O'Keith and Bubbles leave while Staggs has a conversation with the chair.)

[ Chris Staggs:] Can you take pictures?

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[ Chris Staggs:] That would be cool.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah get a picture of Saviors Wit Attitude, then one of Mr. Rogers.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah, go on to the party.

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[ Chris Staggs:] I'm sure, Bubbles, Father and me will play chutes n ladders.

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[ Chris Staggs:] It is fine....just make sure you are at the show tomorrow.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah I know I can count on you.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Peace Jesus.

( Chris Staggs looks up and follows it out of the dining room as Staggs looks around )

[ Chris Staggs:] Where did everyone go?

( Chris Staggs stands up and exits the room )

(END PROMO )