( Camera opens up with Chris Staggs kneeling beside his bed as he looks like he is fixing to begin to pray . He looks up to the sky.)

[ Chris Staggs:] Hey Big Guy, your son home?

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[ Chris Staggs:] Cool, can you get him for me?

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[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!  I would talk to you but Jesus seems to know my problems a little more.

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[ Chris Staggs:] I know you are the Lord Almighty and all but I want to talk to Jesus.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Sooooooooooo are you going to get him for me?

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[ Chris Staggs:] Thank you.

( Chris Staggs sits there in silence for a minute waiting for God to get Jesus for him. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Jesus?

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[ Chris Staggs:] Oh sorry St. Peter. Wait aren't you suppose to be at the gate?

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[ Chris Staggs:] Oh cool, you having a good vacation?

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[ Chris Staggs:] You are playing golf with Elvis? Is he any good?

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[ Chris Staggs:] His stomach gets in the way? Oh.

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[ Chris Staggs:] HAHAHAHA! Nice one....anyway is Jesus there yet?

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[ Chris Staggs:] Oh he is hanging with Tupac and Biggie. They shooting dice?

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[ Chris Staggs:] They aren't?

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[ Chris Staggs:] They are forming a rap group!? COOLIO! 

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[ Chris Staggs:] What are they going to call themselves?

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[ Chris Staggs:] Saviors Wit Attitude? They are ripping off NWA! 

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[ Chris Staggs:] True dat... Jesus can do anything he is our savior.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Oh Jesus is here.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Peace St. Peter. Keep reppin' the gates.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Sup my brotha from a different motha.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Coo Coo....so you, Pac and Biggie are going to form a rap group in heaven? 

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[ Chris Staggs:] Coo, let me know when your album drops.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah I need to talk to you.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Why are you making me fight Grady?

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[ Chris Staggs:] But he is my friend.

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[ Chris Staggs:] So, he is still my friend.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Haven't you seen tv shows? You have friends that can't stand each other. Urkel and Carl were friends and Carl couldn't stand him.

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[ Chris Staggs:] I know this isn't Family Matters.

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[ Chris Staggs:] I can't believe that Grady doesn't want to be my friend still.

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[ Chris Staggs:] I tried to hit him last week.

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[ Chris Staggs:] I don't know what happened, everytime I pulled back my arm I couldn't do it. 

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[ Chris Staggs:] Now I have a match with him at the pay per view.

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[ Chris Staggs:] That is my problem I can't wrestle him.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Now the match, if I win, I get a world title shot. That is something I have wanted for a while ,but I have to defeat Grady to get it. 

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[ Chris Staggs:] I thought your dad was the only one that gave test. This test is too hard for me.

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[ Chris Staggs:] You are suppose to be the savior, save me.

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[ Chris Staggs:] I will figure it out on my own?

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[ Chris Staggs:] When will this happen?

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[ Chris Staggs:] BZefore the pay per view?

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[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

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[ Chris Staggs:] I hope so. I hope Grady comes around. I hope he sees the light.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Grady is the devil's right hand man right now. I can't see this happen to my friend. It isn't right.

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[ Chris Staggs:] It just isn't.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Oh they calling ya back to tha streets? You three fixing to cut the first track?

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[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! PEACE!

( Chris Staggs now rises to his feet and turns around as Father O'Keith is standing there. )

[ Father O'Keith:] What are you doing?

[ Chris Staggs:] Talking to God, St. Peter, and Jesus.

[ Father O'Keith:] They were talking back?

[ Chris Staggs:] Uh yeah that would be dumb just talking to nobody.

[ Father O'Keith:] Right. Why don't you talk about your match this week.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! So this week I have to defend my InterNational Title against Armaggedon X. Though I saw what happened to you last week when you where cheated out of your match. That was very sorry of that Simon guy. Though I don't understand how you go from getting screwed out of the Gimmick Title to recieving a InterNational title match. I am sorry but I thought you would get an Overdrive shot next or something. Oh well I don't understand how the business works. Heck I had my very bestest friend turn on me for no good reason just cause the devil made him do it. Though you know how it feels to be cheated. This week though I can tell you that you will not get cheated out of a match cause I am living a life of goodness that will make my brother Jesus proud of me. Though I will warn you that I have an advantage by having Jesus on my side. Maybe if you lose this match you can ask him to help you then you will have a better chance of not getting cheated out of a victory. Those suck. I have been cheated out of a bunch of world title matches that my other brother JD Lawson mentioned this week. You see the difference though now is that I have Jesus. I didn't have Jesus the other nine times when I wrestled for the world title. Anyway getting back to you Mr. X if that is your real name, Wait you don't like your name. You know you can change it. I believe you can go to like a court house and have it changed. Here I will help you think of some names....what about Papa Smurf, nah you are not blue enough. What about Shaggy X? Nah you don't have red hair. Well you know what I will let you decide. You look like a Bob to me. Bob X, I believe that is what I will call you now on. Well Bob you see I am sorry to say this but you aren't the sharpest crayon in the box are you? You see people call me an idiot but I already knew not to lose. Losing is bad. It doesn't help anything. It just makes you sad and then you miss your Scooby Doo espoide cause you are bummed that you lost. Wait I guess that means you missed this weeks Scooby Doo. You missed a good one. The gang were driving along a foggy road and stopped at this closed Carnival that was haunted, but get this....it wasn't really haunted. It was a man trying to scare people away so he could open up a Starbucks or something. Anyway Scooby like always captured the "monster" and unmasked him and it turned out to be Jack Robbins....the carnival owner's former partner. He would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't have been for those kids and there dog. You can thank me later in the ring for summing up the missed eposide. Now I have a question how do that girl know the outcome. Wait is she Miss Cleo? That would be so cool if she was. Anyway why didn't she tell you that you were going to be cheated out of the match last week? That seems kind of mean. Oh well after that match I can ask here if I am ever going to get that super soaker off lay away. That way Bubbles and I can have an all out super soaker war. I am going to bring the big boys. After I am done Bubbles is going to be one wet chimp. Anyway I am sorry to inform you that you will not walk out victorious as Jesus will not allow that to happen. Now you know and knowing is half the battle............ YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

( Father O'Keith rolls his eyes )

[ Father O'Keith:] You done?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] Now you can go to bed.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] Nite.

[ Chris Staggs:] Nite Father.

( Father O'Keith leaves the room and turns out the lights as Staggs's Scooby Doo Nite Light shines bright )

[ Chris Staggs:] Nite God.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Nite St. Peter

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[ Chris Staggs:] Nite Elvis.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Nite Tupac.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Nite Biggie.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Nite Jesus.

( Staggs now closes his eyes and drifts off to sleep. )

(END PROMO )