( Camera opens up with Chris Staggs looking like well he lost his best friend cause he did at Rise of An Empire. Chris Staggs just sits on the couch staring at a blank television as he prepares to cut his first promo since the Judas like betrayal of Tommy Grady. Chris Staggs looks over to Bubbles who isn't looking like his happy chimp self. Now Father O'Keith walks in who also isn't looking like the comforting Priest he has been in the last couple weeks.)

[ Chris Staggs:] Why?

[ Father O'Keith:] I guess God and Jesus have different plans from you.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fo sho, but why did Grady turn on me. I am not annoying am I?

[ Father O'Keith:] Of course not.

[ Chris Staggs:] I'm a fun guy aren't I?

[ Father O'Keith:] You sure are.

[ Chris Staggs:] Then why did Grady attack me and drop the F-bomb on me.

[ Father O'Keith:] I really can't tell you.

[ Chris Staggs:] I then gave up everything fun in my life and he still didn't like me.

[ Father O'Keith:] He is a changed man, he has become a man like Judas.

[ Chris Staggs:] What a dumb name.

[ Father O'Keith:] Judas was the guy who turned Jesus in to get crucified. He was always Jesus' very best friend.

[ Chris Staggs:] WHAT A PUNK! And I don't mean Ashton Kutcher type punk either.

[ Father O'Keith:] Yeah.

[ Chris Staggs:] Wait a minute.

[ Father O'Keith:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] I am God's other son.

[ Father O'Keith:] THE HECK!?

[ Chris Staggs:] Look at the comparisons to Jesus and me.

[ Father O'Keith:] Okay.

[ Chris Staggs:] First off, we are both super cool.

[ Father O'Keith:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] Second we spread our teachings across the world to make it a better place.

[ Father O'Keith:] I understand how Jesus did that, but how did you make the world a better place?

[ Chris Staggs:] Haven't you seen the IW website?

[ Father O'Keith:] I can say that I have.

[ Chris Staggs:] I have spread Scooby Doo to 5 through 9 years olds. Scooby Doo is getting the highest ratings ever thanks to me thus Scooby Doo makes the world a better place.

[ Father O'Keith:] Okay I will give you that.

[ Chris Staggs:] Third we have ultra cool Father's.

[ Father O'Keith:] I will definitely count that.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] Yep.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fourth we both look cool in robes.

[ Father O'Keith:] Um okay

[ Chris Staggs:] Don't tell me you don't think I am cool in my Scooby Doo Bath robe.

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes you do.

[ Chris Staggs:] Also I look extra cool with the rubber duckie in my hand.

[ Father O'Keith:] Yep.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fifth we both can make cool drinks.

[ Father O'Keith:] Huh?

[ Chris Staggs:] You know Jesus made water of out wine and I can make a mean suicide drink...you know Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper, Mello Yello, and Pepsi. It is all smooth.

[ Father O'Keith:] That doesn't sound very good.

[ Chris Staggs:] I know you would think that wine would taste water downed.

[ Father O'Keith:] I meant your drink.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh it is the best drink ever.

[ Father O'Keith:] I don't know.

[ Chris Staggs:] You want to try it?

[ Father O'Keith:] Why not.

( Chris Staggs jumps up and runs to the kitchen and fixes the suicide drink and walks back in and hands it to Father O'Keith )

[ Father O'Keith:] Ahh...that is pretty good.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] Okay I will give you that one.

[ Chris Staggs:] Um what number are we on?

[ Father O'Keith:] Number six I believe.

[ Chris Staggs:] Sixth we both are very popular.

[ Father O'Keith:] Though Jesus is more popular.

[ Chris Staggs:] I guess that makes me the black sheep of the family.

[ Father O'Keith:] Ugh, anyway go on.

[ Chris Staggs:] With all these things you would think we were cousins but with Grady acting like Judas to me then that means we are brothers. So Jesus I know definitely that I have Jesus on my side.

[ Father O'Keith:] Sure...now why don't you talk about your match this week.

[ Chris Staggs:] What is it?

[ Father O'Keith:] You are in a six man match You, Issac Comelighty, and Aaron Ashton vs. Tommy Grady, Pete Ebdon, and Nicholas Jaxx.

[ Chris Staggs:] I am not going to do it.

[ Father O'Keith:] You have too.

[ Chris Staggs:] I can't hit Tommy, he may have hit me, he may have dropped the f-bomb on me numerous times, he may have forced me to burn all my favorite things, still I have hope that he will change his mind. I have hope that Whateva Fo Sho' will reunite. Grady and I are like Peanut Butter and Jelly... you can't have a great sandwich out of us both. So I can't hit my friend. I mean I can't turn my back on him. We have been through so much. We have been through the all weekend marathons of Scooby Doo. We have became legends in laser tag in Orlando. Tommy, you know our records still stand. You can't top that record without me. You can't go find another partner that could watch your back like I did. So why are you putting me through this. You know what I still can't hit you ,but I don't like you very much right now. I mean you have been are real big butthead the last two months. You know I think I know why you are like this...you were cool till you got sick. I think you have came down with the jerk-itious. You have came down hard with it. Though I can't see myself ever hitting you. That would be like Shaggy putting Scooby in the dog pound, you just can't ever see that happening. So Tommy, in this match, I will not wrestle you, I will not hit you. I can't wrestle you. Though I will wrestle Pete Ebdon for the millionth billionth trillionth time. You would think we would finally quit facing each other. Though I guess you are my Gargamel, you know the guy that always tried to catch the Smurfs. You see you will never do that cause I am going to keep on chugging along while you have too much on your plate to care about the IW. You are in like a hundred feds aren't ya? Joey Johnson hasn't nothing on you does he? You see Pete your promos have become more predictable than a Scooby Doo plot. You know at the end that the gang was going to catch the old man and like at the end of your promo we all know that you will basically tell us that you are going to we cause you are superior or something like that than us. You basically are the only patting yourself on your back. I would do it but then again my A.D.D. prevents me from finishing many of your promos to pat you on the back for a great promo or a great match. Though I am glad that you have quit letting every in your group talk about your opponent. I mean how would you like it if I let Bubbles and Father O'Keith say the same thing I just did. You wouldn't like it. You say that people call your boring just cause that everyone else does, though I don't think it is that. I mean if everyone says it sounds like it is pretty much true. You are in hundred feds and everyone says the same thing. Oh well then you have shorty with you. He is the sidekick that tells dirty jokes right? He is the one who promos should be shown on HBO or Cinemax cause of the dirty language and pictures. He is the one that use to have pornos in his promos. Yeah well those are all sins and he is going to heck. Also my brother Jesus wouldn't let me lose to some sinner like Jaxx. Wait isn't that is nickname. Well you know I can't lose to him. Also wasn't he the guy that Naggsy defeated by a chokeslam. I know if Naggsy can beat him then I can beat him.  You see I am blessed with being the other son of God. I am going to make my run to the world title cause that is God's plan. Yeah Grady may try to and pull a Judas on me to take the world title for his own but he chose the path of the devil and in this battle God always trumps the Devil. Kinda like how rock always beats scissors. Pete Ebdon and Jaxx, you see I have no problem letting God defeat you two. Now Grady, you see my friendship with you prevents my from laying God's wrath on you as I hope you will change your tune. I hope you will return to your old self. I hope that you will quite being a jerk and we can reunite Whateva Fo Sho.

So now you know and knowing is half the battle....YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!

( Chris Staggs looks confused at the feelings that he is feeling )

[ Chris Staggs:] I don't know what to do.

[ Father O'Keith:] You will know when the time is right.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

[ Father O'Keith:] God will let you know.,

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes, like I have been telling you everything will work out.

[ Chris Staggs:] I hope that means Whateva Fo Sho' will return.

[ Father O'Keith:] Maybe...Maybe not.

( Chris Staggs looks down at that comment. )

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