..:::What The Hell?:::..
..:::A LOSING STREAK?:::..
..::: A NEW SWF WORLD CHAMPION! :::..
ǧ[ Well it seems that Rothchild has cut another brain numbing promo and SURPRISE He calla Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs boring and stupid. Now though he has come up with some outrageous mind boggling liea that Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs is gay? What tha fuck? Rothchild I know you are mentally handicap but now how do you come up with Chris Staggs being gay? I mean you come up and make up this slanderous rumor, though we all know you are saying that just hopping you are not the only closet homosexual in the SWF. Too bad Rothy, you still are the only closet or out of closet homosexual in the SWF. Jason Rothchild have you become so scared and out witted that you resort to making comments that Chris Staggs is a homosexual. Has Chris Staggs finally gotten you to realize that you should be scared. That you should be worried. That you should be praying to God that the match ends in a DQ. Jason Rothchild, I still have yet to figure out how you conjured up the idea of Chris Staggs being gay. I mean Chris was in the bar for like a total of a minute while Roadkill and you stayed there the entire stint of the promo Hmmmmm. You see Rothy why are you trying to match with a border line genius? I mean all you have proven is that your a closet homosexual who is scared shitless of losing his SWF World Championship Title. Jason Rothchild face it you have a slim chance of hanging onto your title and you know it. Rothy you can continue to put up this idiotic front and call Chris boring, retard, and gay. We all know this isn't going to change the outcome of the match. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs Your New SWF World Heavyweight Champion. ]ǧ
ǧ[ So Rothy, you want to cut another promo and insult Chris with you basic "Chris is a retard" and "Chris is boring". go right ahead . It still not stop Chris from being a more talented wrestler. Chris Staggs having more desire. Lastly and the most obvious Chris having more intelligence then you, Rothy. Rothy, in your promo you went over each of the three keys to winning and once again you were dead wrong in your ideas. So to clear things up lets get down to business Jason.]ǧ
ǧ[ TALENT Rothy, you seems to think you have talent because you have the SWF World Heavyweight Title. That isn't talent. That is called luck and a bad referee. I mean you were lucky to find yourself in position to win. You were lucky that the referee made the bad call and awarded you the victory and SWF World Heavyweight Title. So Rothchild luck isn't talent. You then go on to say that Chris Staggs has no talent whatsoever. Again you are wrong. You see Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs has had a chance to beat you in every match you have faced each other. It always seems you luck into a win someway somehow. Rothchild, don't you understand the difference between talent and luck? Damn you're an idiot. I mean you act so confident when actually you shouldn't be thrilled to death to have had a chance to be the World Champion even if only lasts a week. Hey some people can't say they were champ. Then again those people don't have the talent of Chris Staggs or the luck of Jason Rothchild. Rothchild talent is something you are born with. Just look at your family there was no chance of you every having any talent. I mean you have your drunk father and your whore of a mother then your drooling siblings. Come on you were cursed from the get go. Rothy you can come out tomorrow night and cut an in ring interview saying you have talent but everyone in the world knows you are lying. Rothy with this said I again have to give: ]ǧ
Advantage: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs
ǧ[ DESIRE, is another thing you struck upon in your endless promo. You said Chris Staggs has desire in getting my ass kicked. If memory serves me correctly I remember you tapping like a drunk in a bar the first meeting. They second time I remember you getting the hell beat out of you till a low blow. The third time Staggs and you never met but I do remember you high tailing it out of the ring after the match. What was your excuse. Yo had to use the bathroom? So you see Rothy you haven't even came close to kick Chris's ass in any of the matches. So like before you were wrong. Rothy, desire is to do anything and everything to get the SWF World Title. Rothy you see desire for you is having not to look at a Playgirl before you go at it with Christine. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs has to talent. While you have luck but your desire in being blocked by doubt. Your desire to keep the title in be overcome with fear. Face it Rothy you know that you have no chance in the match and that is why you have become so ridiculous in your statements. Jason why do you put up the stupid front. That you are better then anyone in the SWF? You know that just leads to a bigger let down for you. So Rothy, come in over confident and ego-driven. You will be carried out unconscious and ego-shattered at the hands of the New SWF World Heavyweight Champion Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs. So with that said I must once again go with: ]ǧ
Advantage: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs
ǧ[ INTELLIGENCE Oh yes intelligence something that you have said over and over and over again. I mean you call Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs repetitive but you follow up with the lack of intelligence that Chris Staggs has. And for the fourth time your are dead wrong. Damn don't you get tired of being wrong all the time? I mean come on Rothy if Chris Staggs was so called "retarded" why in the hell would he be the number one contender? Answer me that. Rothy why don't you use your intelligence and come to the conclusion that you are going to lose the belt tomorrow night. Chris has intelligence and Jason Rothchild once again your lack of intelligence stems for you family. Your mother constant butter fingers and fetish with playing with your soft spot has left you with out a clue and legally mentally handicap. If you want any other evidence you need to go no farther than his little retard sidekick Roadkill. I mean they are on such same thought process and understanding its scary. I mean its an embarrassment for a mentally handicapped wrestler being our SWF World Champion. That is going to change quick though. Tomorrow night to be exact. Rothchild you come out and call Chris an idiot but get proven wrong like always. I mean intelligence is the last key in becoming a successful SWF World Champion, and I mean a successful champ Rothy. Not a one weaker like you. So Rothy you have once again proven my point that the: ]ǧ
Advantage: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs
ǧ[ You see Rothchild you were wrong in your thought process. So Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs still has the advantage on all three keys to being a successful champion. Now all he has to do is walk out to the ring and beat you for the one two three. So then come Tuesday morning there will be a new SWF World Champion in Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs I mean come on if Rothy can beat Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs for a third time in the SWF then I guess Rothy has to have a damn horseshoe stuck up his ass. Wait Rothy would probably enjoy that too much. Rothchild you have had the advantage the last three meetings with the wins but now the tables have turned and prepare to lose the title to Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs. Right now though it is time for those three little words.........ROLL.....THE.......PROMO ]ǧ
ǧ[ Camera fades onto the 95' light blue Honda Civic with the hood up on the side of the highway and Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs looking under the hood. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs slams the hood and kicks the tire. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs pulls out his Nokia and begins to dial. He stops and puts it back in his pants. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs has a pissed off look on his face as he paces back and forth while Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter gets out of the car. The SWF Crew follows them. As they begin to walk down the side of the road ]ǧ
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Damn rental car.
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Why don't we call Triple A on your Nokia
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ The battery in the phone is dead
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ That was smart
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Shut up
ǧ[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter begins to try and hitch hike as Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs looks at him in disbelief. ]ǧ
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ What?
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Ummmmm.......You gotta be kidding me, trying to hitch hike dress like that? No telling what kind of people would pick us up
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Rich people would pick us up. Besides what's the matter with the way I dress
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ You can't actually not know the reason
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Oh....HEY I AM NOT GAY
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Then quit dressing that way
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ I look good in leather
ǧ[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter puts down his thumb and quits trying to hitch hike back to Dallas ]ǧ .
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ You know where we are heading?
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Yes, I saw a 7-11 about a mile or two back
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Oh Okay, but do they have a phone
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Yeah a pay phone on the outside
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Yeah I guess so
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Damn you're stupid
ǧ[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter waves at the cars as they drive by the duo along the side of the road ]ǧ
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Hey!!!!
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Umm okay what the hell are you doing
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ I am trying to be friendly to the people
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Why?
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ They might stop and pick us up
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Again no hitch hiking
ǧ[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter stops waving and begins flicking the cars off. ]ǧ
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Yeah and your mom does too
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Damn it are you trying to get us killed?
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Well you told me not to wave and be nice. So if I flick them off they won't pick us up
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Yeah they won't pick us up they will shot as us with their shotguns
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ What if they don't have guns
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ We are in Texas dumbass. They have gun racks in every car. Anyway shut up we are here
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs walks to the pay phone picks the receiver up and puts the change in the phone. He waits for a ring but one never comes. He hangs up the phone and looks down as the cord has been cut as Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter begins to laugh a bit and turns as Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs pushes Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter and walks into the 7-11 as there is an Indian Clerk behind the clerk ]ǧ
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Hey what's the big idea
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Stop laughing .............Excuse me sir,
¤¤[ Indian 7-11 Clerk ]¤¤ Good evening, and welcome to the 7-11
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Do you have a phone we can use, the pay phone outside is well out of order
¤¤[ Indian 7-11 Clerk ]¤¤ Good evening, and welcome to the 7-11
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Thank you, what about the phone. Can we use the phone?
¤¤[ Indian 7-11 Clerk ]¤¤ You want to try our hot dogs?
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ No thanks. What about it can we use your phone?
¤¤[ Indian 7-11 Clerk ]¤¤ Good evening, and welcome to the 7-11
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Ummm....Chris I think that is the only English he knows.
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Uh oh yeah I knew that. I guess I will just have to show him what I am talking about.
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs reaches over the counter to the phone as the Indian 7-11 Clerk then all of a sudden whips out a shotgun. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs backs away and runs out of the door and the clerk fires a few shots. They run toward the car as they begin to walk again as they reach a safe distance. ]ǧ
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Man 7-11 doesn't like you using their phones.
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Duh!!!!! I have a phone in the car.
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ WHAT!!!!! You mean we walk a mile to a store and almost get shot and you have a phone in the car?
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Sorry.
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Don't talk to me
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ FINE!!!
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Thank you, now that I have some peace and quiet. Lets get down to business and talk about the upcoming World Title shot I have against Jason Rothchild. Jason, why do you make up these lies that everyone can see through. I mean there is no way in the world I am a homosexual. Though that may crush your perverted dreams. It's the truth. Jason, you seem to be fixed on homosexual though. I makes me wonder what team you are batting for. I mean I wonder in on the bar while you wanted to cut your promo there. You wanted to have sex with that sixty year old man. You wanted Roadkill to join you. I mean its sick. Even with the new slander with calling me gay, you still comeback to the bread and butter of your promos by calling me stupid and boring. Well Rothy I don't care what inaccurate comments you spray my way. I know that you are just a scared little boy in a oversized body. You are scared shitless at chance of losing your title to Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs. Who could blame you though. Anyone facing me has a greater chance of coming up on the losing side of things then they do wrestling others. Jason Rothchild you say I hit rock bottom? How? I am the first one to get a shot at the SWF World Heavyweight Championship. I am the one and only wrestler to face you and defeat you for the World Title. I have a chance to revenge my last three losses to you in a big way. Now how have I hit rock bottom Rothy? I mean you think I am nothing and I am a walk in the park. That is two of your three biggest problems. The other is that you are facing Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs. Jason if I was nothing why would you spend you time talk trash about me. If I am a walk in the park why are you so scared that you have to make up these false perverted rumors about yours truly. Come on Rothy we all know that is a front ,but if you really think that I am nothing and I am a walk in the park then prepare to be proven wrong. That is nothing new to you though. You thought you couldn't be the old virgin ,but you were proven wrong. Rothy you want to talk shit about me I can dish it right back at you. You actually think you can match wits with Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs you gotta be kidding yourself. I mean you have the IQ of a stump while yours truly is one of the brightest in the SWF. Jason Rothchild the shit you have been trying to say has to end cause tomorrow its time to rumble in the ring. I like my chances of winning a lot more then your chances. I mean I am smarter, more talented, and overall better in every aspect then you. So come Tuesday Morning the SWF will be waking up to a new SWF era, a new SWF World Champion in the likes of me. I mean you are probably thinking that I am full of shit but their is a simple reason why I am going to be the new SWF Champion and that is because you are a choke artist. You can change what you have been for your whole wrestling career. I mean Jason you whole wrestling history has been full of title shots that you have either choked away or blew completely. Rothy face it when it comes to big important matches you can't finish the job. Rothy, you can crack on this promos Hell you can do it till the cows come home ,but it will still doesn't change the fact that I am going to come out to the ring and kick your ass all over Dallas. After that I will then pin you in the center of the ring for the one two three. Jason Rothchild don't hang your head though after Monday Night's loss to the new SWF World Heavyweight Champion. I mean you did get totally whipped out by one of the best. Cause
I AM THE BEST DAMN TECHNICAL WRESTLER -- PERIOD.
Jason Rothchild, I am going to do everything I can think of to pry your grubby little fingers away from that SWF World Heavyweight Title. Rothchild time has ticked down and it now to shut up and get put down for the one two three so the SWF World Heavyweight Champion can return back to its rightful place Canada.
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter reach the car and Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs grabs the phone and call Triple A. He hangs up and takes a seat in the car as Greg The Perky T.G.I takes a seat and grabs his portable cd player. He begins to break out in YMCA. As Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs looks down at the steering wheel . ]ǧ
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ This is going to be a long day.
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs gets up and shuts the door. He walks to away for the car as YMCA can still be hear ]ǧ
ǧ[[[ Camera fades black ]]]ǧ
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