( Apparently the last promo has snapped Chris Staggs out of the funk he was in. Chris Staggs is smiling and playing with Bubbles as they play a barrel of monkeys. Anyway Bubbles starts as he slowly works his way up hooking each monkey till he finally has it complete. Now it is Chris Staggs's turn as he stops and looks up toward the sky. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Jesus, buddy, pal, please allow me beat Bubbles in this game.

( Just then Father O'Keith walks into the room )

[ Father O'Keith:] Hey guys what are you two up to?

[ Chris Staggs:] Jesus and I are fixing to put the smack down on Bubbles in Barrel Of Monkeys.

[ Father O'Keith:] Okay.

[ Chris Staggs:] I figured since Jesus loves me the most then he will help win at everything.

[ Father O'Keith:] What about God.

[ Chris Staggs:] Forget God all he wants to do is give me test.

[ Father O'Keith:] You shouldn't forget God.

[ Chris Staggs:] Why I have Jesus and Jesus actually wants me to succeed.

[ Father O'Keith:] God does too.

[ Chris Staggs:] Though God doesn't favor me and Jesus does.

[ Father O'Keith:] Though God is the Lord Almighty.

[ Chris Staggs:] Jesus died for our sins. Has God ever died.

[ Father O'Keith:] No he is immortal.

[ Chris Staggs:] Has God ever came back from the dea...wait that isn't special anymore, Michael Trey did it and so did Ranma.

[ Father O'Keith:] They didn't really come back from the died.

[ Chris Staggs:] So they lied?

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes.

[ Chris Staggs:] Good, I was starting to believe Jesus had brothers.

[ Father O'Keith:] Ranma and Michael Trey are not related to Jesus.

[ Chris Staggs:] I am glad you told me, I was going to ask some questions about my buddy to Ranma.

[ Father O'Keith:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] So now let Jesus and I beat Bubbles in a barrel of monkeys.

[ Father O'Keith:] You are asking help from Jesus to win a stupid board game?

[ Chris Staggs:] Barrel of Monkeys is not a stupid board game.

[ Father O'Keith:] Fine but still asking him to help you beat Bubbles at a board game?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] Why?

[ Chris Staggs:] You have never seen Bubbles play Barrel of Monkey have you?

[ Father O'Keith:] No.

[ Chris Staggs:] He is like king of the monkeys.

( Bubbles gives Chris Staggs the look at the previous statement. )

[ Chris Staggs:] I meant the game not the real monkeys. I know you are a chimp.

( Bubbles nods in agreement. )

[ Father O'Keith:] That is nice and all but still it is just a board game, if you lose it isn't the end of the world. It is just a game.

[ Chris Staggs:] Bubbles will win then.

[Father O'Keith:] So?

[ Chris Staggs:] Bubbles is a bad winner. He keeps throwing it in your face.

[Father O'Keith:] Okay.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[Father O'Keith:] So now you want Jesus to help you win so Bubbles can't brag.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[Father O'Keith:] Fine.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yo Jesus you there? Cool, now let's get on with it. 

( Chris Staggs dumps the plastic monkeys out on the ground as he proceeds to hook the monkeys' arms as he get every single one of them and puts it in the barrel. Chris Staggs stands up and starts jumping up and down. )

[ Chris Staggs:] WOOOO!!! JESUS AND I RULE!!!!

( Bubbles just stares at him. )

[Father O'Keith:] Yes Jesus and you rule.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Bubbles if you can't get all the monkeys in the barrel this time Jesus and I win. 

( Bubbles tries to tie Chris Staggs but as he gets to the third monkey he drops the first one as Chris Staggs starts to do the cabbage patch. )

[ Chris Staggs:] WE WIN!!! WE WIN!!!

( Bubbles lowers his head in defeat. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Jesus doesn't love you.

[Father O'Keith:] Enough of it. Jesus does too love Bubbles.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine Bubbles Jesus loves me more.

( Father O'Keith rolls his eyes )

[ Chris Staggs:] What? You didn't see it. Jesus just totally helped me kick Bubbles booty.

[Father O'Keith:] Good for you.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[Father O'Keith:] Now why don't you talk about your two matches at Rise of An Empire.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Jesus has my back as does Tommy when we defend our IW Tag Team Titles. Dude Job I am sorry that I didn't understand you ,but then again you just said we didn't have a singles match. You didn't say anything about Grady and I didn't have a match in the first hour. So don't call me stupid for not understanding the hidden meaning in your statement. I guess I will have to try and find the hidden meaning in your promos more often, the only good thing is that I only have four more tapes to go from you. I mean sure I guess I could have asked Jesus if you meant something else but I didn't know I would need the cracker jack decoder ring to figure out your promos. Which I might have to break out if you continue to say stuff and meaning another thing. So Dude Job what else are you going to go back on and say you meant something else, then call stupid for not breaking out the decoder ring on your promos? I don't know but I figure you will have another hidden meaning. Anyway you want to know why I care about you insulting Grady? It is simple you are insulting my best friend, my tag team partner, my favorite person to play hide n seek with. I guess I am taking up for my tag team partner cause I want to look out for him. I guess that might be the reason we are the tag team champions. I don't know I don't have much oxygen going to my brain according to you. So you ask why I don't take the medicine back from Grady and Everage....yeah you would like that wouldn't you. You would like to have Grady sick for the pay per view. I mean that is the only reason he is taking the medicine is cause he is sick. Heck wasn't it you who said that you are unstable and dangerous when you are on medicine. Maybe Grady is the same way. Anyway you don't understand heck you don't even know who you are. Which I believe is dumb cause you are Dude Job. Don't you answer to Dude Job? Wait a minute, this is one of those decoder ring moments, right? Should I break it out? Nah, I will give it to you. Okay you don't know who you are. You don't know who your partner is. I really don't see how you two can trust each other since neither of you know who each other are. You don't know who he really is. He doesn't know who you really is. Heck all you know he is using you before he brings up his underground flying monkeys to take over the world. How do you know? You can say that you two are going to win cause Grady and I are having so called problems, but at least we know who each other are. That is something you two can't say. Now Dude Job I will await your next promo with decoder ring in my hand.  Now onto your mysterious partner The Local Fan. I guess you are still talking in your promo. I guess you are saying that I am a disgrace to the wrestling business. Yet I have two titles. I guess you will have to take that up with Ranma and Andy. I guess they don't agree with you. Heck if they did then they wouldn't put me in two matches on a pay per view. They wouldn't have me walking around with two titles. Then again you are the all knowing fan. A fan that seems to want to go against the rest of them. You see when I go out for a match all the fans are cheering for me. So I take you are the only one in the front row that is booing. Yeah I guess you cheer for the bad people. You are probably a fan of my brother JD Lawson. I see how you are. I bet that is why you are hiding your face. You don't want all the fans know that you are booing me. My fans love Grady and me. They wants us to succeed. I guess that is why you haven't revealed yourself. I guess you don't want to be walking out of the arena and get attacked by all my fans. Then again you could just be ugly. I really don't know all I know is that you seem to want Grady and my tag team titles. You see that isn't just going to happen simply cause Grady and I want to keep the titles. We are still friends no matter what anyone thinks. Heck we will play hide n go seek after my match with Ali Khadafi. 

Speaking of Ali Khadafi, it seems that is he is out of whiskey. He hasn't been seen. Then again he said it himself... he is just a warm body to throw around. I guess that is cool. I guess I could do that. I mean heck I will have already wrestled a match before I meet you in the match. I will need an easy match. Then again I don't understand why Ranma and Andy give you a title shot after you cussed them out. I guess I will have to remember that, to get a world title shot. Wait that wouldn't be good cause I will tick off Jesus if I go cussing people out. He doesn't like that you know. He wants me to live a life that is sin free. That is what I am going to do. I am going to be that way so Jesus can help me along the way as I capture the world title and I get closer to having Scooby Doo stay with me. Jesus wants me to be happy cause he loves me more then anyone else. I am his BFF, just like Grady is mine. He will not let me lose to this drunk guy who is a shell of his former self. He will not allow that cause that wouldn't be right. He wouldn't let you be known as the InterNational Champion. Heck you couldn't even be a deadbeat. You just are another drunk. Jesus doesn't like drunks that is why he made AA classes. I suggest you take a class maybe you will not be a former shell of yourself. Then again I don't know you have gotten a lot title shots by just being a former shell of yourself. Heck you might luck into a win. You never know. Just like the little black kid in Angels in the Outfield would say "It could happen". That movie rocked. I don't know maybe you could try and call the angels by flapping your arms so they could help you against me. Then again they wouldn't help you cause Jesus wouldn't allow them to help you. Well not until you go to AA classes. So basically Ali, you don't have much of a chance in the match, I am sorry. You just are in the dog house with Jesus, while I am his best friend playing his Playstation 2 and eating his pizza. I guess you are going to be familiar with what I am going to do in the match as I throw you around the ring. I guess after that you will then cuss out Ranma and Andy again and be put in the world title match. I just don't understand them. Though I do know the next time I am in the world title match, I will not lose, not cause I have KY Jelly. No I have something better then KY Jelly. I have Jesus H. Christ on my side. He will not allow another screw job to happen to me. I have been in a screw job a lot in the SWF, maybe the IW is different I don't know I guess I will hopefully get to see if that doesn't happen if I ever get a world title shot. So Ali basically I guess you have came to the idea that you will not win, that or you are not drunk enough to cut a promo and cry about not being your former self. Fine whateva......FO SHO! I will keep both my titles at the pay per view.

Now The Local Dudes and Ali Khadafi know and knowing is half the battle YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!!!!!!!  

( Chris Staggs just grins )

[ Chris Staggs:] There is no stopping us now.

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes you and Grady are a great tag team.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh yeah we are but I was talking about Jesus and me.

[ Father O'Keith:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] Heck Grady and I have the match in the bag thanks to Jesus.

[ Father O'Keith:] You know that you can't rely on Jesus to do everything for you.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] Good.

[ Chris Staggs:] I will just let him win my matches for me.

[ Father O'Keith:] Uh fine.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] Why don't you go play some Chute N Ladders.

[ Chris Staggs:] GREAT IDEA! You and God vs. Jesus and me. IT'S ON!!

( Chris Staggs jumps up and runs over to grab the board game as Father O'Keith sits down on the ground )

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