( You know the routine now as Chris Staggs is sad yet again. It has became a familiar scene as Chris Staggs just sulks not even paying attention to the television which has SCOOBY DOO on. Chris Staggs just stares off in the distance as Bubbles The Chimp looks on. Finally we see Father O'Keith enters the picture as he looks at Chris Staggs. )

[ Father O'Keith:] Chris, it is going to be alright.

[ Chris Staggs:] I don't know anymore... Tommy is acting weird a lot more now.

[ Father O'Keith:] It is just another test God is putting you through.

[ Chris Staggs:] Geez, I hope I am getting close to being finished with all these tests. It seems like God just keeps giving me hard tests me week after week. 

[ Father O'Keith:] Think of it as God and Jesus making you stronger.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! I am going to be the strongest person ever!

[ Father O'Keith:] So cheer up, these tests will not last forever.

[ Chris Staggs:] It seems like it will last forever..

[ Father O'Keith:] You wouldn't make a very good Israelite.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!? I don't have a big enough nose?

[ Father O'Keith:] NO! I mean they had to struggle for forty years in the desert to find their home.

[ Chris Staggs:] How didn't they know where their home was? Did God and Jesus take their memory?

[ Father O'Keith:] No, they were lead by Moses ,thanks to God, out of Egypt and slavery.

[ Chris Staggs:] So God chose a bad leader?

[ Father O'Keith:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] That dude Moses didn't seem to know where to go if they wondered in the desert for forty years.

[ Father O'Keith:] He put his trust in God cause he had faith in God.

[ Chris Staggs:] So they still had to be in desert for forty years.

[ Father O'Keith:] That struggle made them stronger.

[ Chris Staggs:] I guess wondering forty years in the desert would make you stronger.

[ Father O'Keith:] So you see at least this tests isn't that long.

[ Chris Staggs:] Though still why is he making me struggle? I haven't done any to make him mad did I?

[ Father O'Keith:] Of course not.

[ Chris Staggs:] So he is picking on me for the heck of it.

[ Father O'Keith:] He wants you to succeed.

[ Chris Staggs:] Then why does God make me keep on losing?

[ Father O'Keith:] To learn from your mistakes.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] That is the spirit.

[ Chris Staggs:] ZOINKS! GHOST!?

[ Father O'Keith:] No I meant that is the attitude.

[ Chris Staggs:] OH FO SHO! I already learned one thing from last week.

[ Father O'Keith:] What is that?

[ Chris Staggs:] Don't listen to Grady when he is calling out moves.

[ Father O'Keith:] Ah.

[ Chris Staggs:] I think Gray heard him and that is how he pinned me.

[ Father O'Keith:] Right anyway as you see the tests aren't a bad thing.

[ Chris Staggs:] Whateva' you are not the one losing. 

[ Father O'Keith:] I am managing a loser.

[ Chris Staggs:] WHAT!? YOU ARE CALLING ME A LOSER WHY!?

( Chris Staggs starts to pout )

[ Father O'Keith:] I thought you were calling yourself a loser.

[ Chris Staggs:] No I said one who loses. 

[ Father O'Keith:] Sorry my son.

[ Chris Staggs:] It's okay pop.

[ Father O'Keith:] Father!

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine Father.

[ Father O'Keith:] Thank you.

[ Chris Staggs:] Your welcome.

[ Father O'Keith:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] Anyway so basically I need to pass God's test and become stronger.

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes.

[ Chris Staggs:] Wait I know what God is doing.

[ Father O'Keith:] What is the Lord doing?

[ Chris Staggs:] He is preparing me to win the World title.

[ Father O'Keith:] Huh?

[ Chris Staggs:] He is making me stronger that way I can finally win the world title. That is why he has made Grady act weird, that is why he has cost me matches the last two weeks. That is why he is making me wrestle two matches at the pay per view.

[ Father O'Keith:] I guess you could say that.

[ Chris Staggs:] Jesus and God LOVE ME! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

( Chris Staggs starts his happy dance as Bubbles joins in. Chris and Bubbles try to get Father O'Keith to join be he shakes his head no. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine.

[ Father O'Keith:] Chris, why don't you take a break from dancing and talk about your two matches for Rise Of an Empire.

[ Chris Staggs:] Now?

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! It seems that Grady and I have to face The Local Dudes again. Now I am not looking forward to this and I don't mean the match, I mean the promos. Heck all the fan does is play highlights then sits there and talks for hours on end. Sorry but I have A.D.D. and I can't pay attention to half the stuff you say. The only way I would be able to watch your whole promo was if you have Scooby Doo sitting beside you. Now if that wasn't bad now I am sent four part promos from Dude Job. I thought those left with Chris D-Word and Christian Atwater. Oh well. I guess I will have to make it through the week. Heck not to mention I have to watch Ali Khadafi's promos. Even though Dude Job seems to think I don't have another match then the tag match. Now he is wrong I have a match I mean I think I do. I really don't know. That is what Father O'Keith told me. So it must be true. Oh and Tommy Grady has a match too. Hey I will tell ya what Dude Job. I will hook you up with my hooked on phonics before the match that way you will not have to be embarrassed by misreading the card. Maybe I can show you to a nearby Lens Crafter and hook you up with some glasses if you didn't see the matches. Either way I am going to try and help you out by helping you not look like a fool again. You could call it a payback cause I want to thank you for showing concern. I guess someone is trying to make it to heaven. Good for you Dude Job. Now Dude Job, you want to believe that Grady and I are having problems? He is still cool. He just chooses to prepare for matches and not playing hide n go seek. That is cool. I mean we can play games after the match. You see you may want to believe that Grady and I are not close anymore ,but you couldn't be any more wrong. We are still as close as Shaggy and Scooby. We still are going to be tag team champions. Though Dude Job there you go again and acting nice to me and mean to Grady. You call him a reject for a drug awareness program. So he didn't make it out of D.A.R.E. some of those questions on the final test to graduate from D.A.R.E. were hard to answer. Now once again you seem to think that I am going to leave Tommy or even let out the F bomb on him. You couldn't be farther from the truth. We are BFF dude. You know Best Friends Forever. Anyway you want to believe that this match this time is going to be different why? I mean I didn't know people could become a whole lot better by wrestling what? One tag match since the loss? I guess you could ,but you are going up against a team that has like a lot more match experience. Now you questioned Grady and my friendship what about you and the mysterious fan? This guy still doesn't have a name. He is unknown. Yet you two are a great tag team. Although Dude Job it seems that The Local Fan is a fan of mine. Heck it seems ever since the loss he has mentioned me in his promo. He must be a really big fan of mine. I must have impressed him in the match. Why else would he continue to talk about me?  Oh wait he wants my tag team titles. Fine ,but at least reveal yourself, maybe pull back your hair so we can see your face or something. I mean look at the fans and they want to be on television while you don't. That just seems odd, almost as if you weren't really a fan in the first place. Wait I know it... you want to be the next Darkwing Duck don't you? You are the terror fan that flaps in the night right? Anyway I still don't understand why you want to hide your real name and identity but whateva...FO SHO! I just know that I am in store for a bunch of insults about my intelligence and that Grady and I are not going to defeat Dude Job and you. You are going to say that you first time you two teamed up you almost beat us. You continue that for about an hour till everyone gets tired well it only takes me five minutes but anyway the Local Fan show some highlights talk about the masked men that attacked us a while back. Do what you want all I know is that Grady and I will walk out of the pay per view still the tag team champions.  

Now after that match I have another match for the night, see Dude Job. This time I will have to defend my IW InterNational Title against Ali Khadafi who teamed up with Memphis Gray to defeat Grady and me. Though Ali didn't pin me though how could he? He said it himself, he is a shell of his former self. He is a warm body to be thrown around the ring. I guess he was right as during the match that is what happened. He was just lucky enough that Gray was able to pin me. That way he can get a shot at my title. So now that he drops the f-bomb on Ranma and Andy they decide to give him a title shot? I am confused but then again I never know what to expect from Ranma and Andy. I guess they could have done like the last pay per view and put me in three matches. Anyway so Ali you are going to try and go from failed deadbeat to InterNational champion? You see I got something that you don't... I have God's and Jesus's love on my side what do you have? Nada except an empty whiskey bottle. Jesus and God don't love people who drop the f-bomb on people and get drunk. That is one of the many reasons that I will keep my title. You don't have the heart anymore to be champion. Heck once again I ask why don't you retire or quit if you don't want to do it?  Wait you want to get drunk and make promos crying about how you don't love it anymore. You want to cry about how Andy and Ranma took your heart away. How exactly did that do that? They have gave you title shots all month long. It isn't their fault that you couldn't it even be a deadbeat anymore. Anyway I don't know if you are going to get drunk again and cut a promo or not. It will not make a difference cause either you cry or don't, God doesn't love you and he will not let his love one which is me get beat by a drunk cry baby. Heck I guess this test is one of those tests you take for bonus points in school. God and Jesus will lead me to the victory while the Devil finishes you off in the ring. You see you will not confess your sins and you will continue to make your way on down to H-E-Double Hockey sticks. You will continue to lead a life that will lead you to pain and torment. You will be worse off then that Pro Stars cartoon. You know the one with Bo Jackson, Michael Jordan, and Wayne Gretzky were like super heroes. That show has to be the worst cartoon of all time. So if you are worse off them that. Wow that must make you just plain old suck face. So Ali you can try and find your heart to fight me but it will be to no luck as I will win the match and keep my InterNational title. I have God, Jesus, and Scooby Doo on myself. I am unstoppable. 

So Local Dudes and Ali Khadafi now you know and knowing is half the battle YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!

( Chris Staggs looks proud of himself)

[ Chris Staggs:] Boy I feel good now.

[ Father O'Keith:] That is great to hear.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! I got God and Jesus on my side.

[ Father O'Keith:] They love everyone though.

[ Chris Staggs:] But they love me more.

[ Father O'Keith:] No they love everyone equally.

[ Chris Staggs:] What!?

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes.

[ Chris Staggs:] That love Ali as much as me.

[ Father O'Keith:] God does.

[ Chris Staggs:] Though Jesus might not.

[ Father O'Keith:] I guess he might not.

[ Chris Staggs:] JESUS IS COOL!

[ Father O'Keith:] Good to hear.

[ Chris Staggs:] Jesus and I are going to rule the IW.

[ Father O'Keith:] Um.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh and you too.

[ Father O'Keith:] Okay.

[ Chris Staggs:] Jesus, Staggs, Bubbles, and you are going to be awesome.

[ Father O'Keith:] What about Grady?

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh yeah. Him too.

[ Father O'Keith:] Fine.

[ Chris Staggs:] One thing though.

[ Father O'Keith:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] Jesus always loved Grady and me more then anyone else.

[ Father O'Keith:] Why do you say that?

[ Chris Staggs:] WE HAVE JESUS JUICE!!!

[ Father O'Keith:] I thought Michael Jackson gave that to you?

[ Chris Staggs:] He was just holding it for us.

[ Father O'Keith:] Hey look Scooby Doo is on again.

( Chris Staggs turns he attention to Scooby Doo as Father O'Keith sighs and exits the room. )

( END PROMO)