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Today's Gray Skies With Powerful Movement Alert Level:
( Chris Staggs is seen sitting in a chair with the phone sitting in front of him. He just stares at the phone as Bubbles comes along and sits beside Staggs as he stares at the phone. This goes on till finally Father O'Keith walks in and sees the situation and makes a comment. ) [ Father O'Keith:] Expecting a call? [ Chris Staggs:] Um Father, I can't see the future. [ Father O'Keith:] I mean why are you waiting at the phone? [ Chris Staggs:] I am thinking. [ Father O'Keith:] About what? [ Chris Staggs:] Should I call Grady or not. [ Father O'Keith:] Why not? [ Chris Staggs:] Well he may be in the kidder state. [ Father O'Keith:] Well maybe that is a side effect of the medicine? [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! He can't be sick now. It has been a week. [ Father O'Keith:] Yes he probably over it by now. [ Chris Staggs:] I am going to go for it. [ Father O'Keith:] Good. ( Chris Staggs picks up the phone and begins to dial the number. It rings twice as it picks up ) ||PHONE CONVO|| [ Chris Staggs:] HEY! [ Everage:] Chris. [ Chris Staggs:] That's my name don't wear it out. [ Everage:] Uh yeah. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Everage:] Do you need something? [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Everage:] What? [ Chris Staggs:] I want to talk to Grady. [ Everage:] Just a second. ( In the background you hear "What JEW!?" Finally Grady picks up ) [ Tommy Grady:] Yeah. [ Chris Staggs:] Yeah WE'RE THE MONKEYS! WE ARE ALWAYS MONKEY AROUND! [ Tommy Grady:] *Sighs* Chris. [ Chris Staggs:] DAT'S ME! [ Tommy Grady:] What do you need? [ Chris Staggs:] Did you see this morning's Scooby Doo? [ Tommy Grady:] No I was doing something more important. [ Chris Staggs:] What could be more important than Scooby Doo? [ Tommy Grady:] Oh I don't know preparing for OUR MATCH!? [ Chris Staggs:] I don't know I mean we are just facing a liar and a former deadbeat. [ Tommy Grady:] I choose to try and excel in my career. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Tommy Grady:] Anyway was that all you wanted to know. [ Chris Staggs:] No. [ Tommy Grady:] What else? [ Chris Staggs:] You are IT! [ Tommy Grady:] What? [ Chris Staggs:] You are IT, tomorrow night in the hide n seek game. [ Tommy Grady:] Tomorrow night we must prepare for our match. [ Chris Staggs:] HAHAHAHA [ Tommy Grady:] Why is that funny? [ Chris Staggs:] We never prepare. [ Tommy Grady:] That is why we haven't been in the world title picture either. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!? [ Tommy Grady:] Yes. [ Chris Staggs:] Cool say did you see the today's Sesame Street? Today's letter was -- *CLICK! DIAL TONE* [ Chris Staggs:] Hello Hello? ( Chris Staggs looks at Father O'Keith. ) [ Father O'Keith:] What happened? [ Chris Staggs:] I think he got disconnected. I will try again. ( Chris Staggs picks up the phone and dials again as Grady picks up again ) [ Tommy Grady:] Hello? [ Chris Staggs:] G. [ Tommy Grady:] What? [ Chris Staggs:] Today's letter was G. [ Tommy Grady:] Chris? [ Chris Staggs:] How did you know? [ Tommy Grady:] Uh I just did. [ Chris Staggs:] Wait do you have those picture phones? [ Tommy Grady:] No Chris. I just know your voice. [ Chris Staggs:] Cool and I know your voice. [ Tommy Grady:] Good for you. [ Chris Staggs:] Good for both of us. [ Tommy Grady:] Chris, what do you want now? [ Chris Staggs:] You got disconnected. [ Tommy Grady:] No, I hung up. [ Chris Staggs:] You accidentally hung up? [ Tommy Grady:] Uh sure. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Tommy Grady:] You should real--rea--- aGHHHHHHHHH [ Chris Staggs:] You okay? [ Tommy Grady:] FO SHO! [ Chris Staggs:] I should really what? [ Tommy Grady:] Buy the DVD Box Set of Scooby Doo. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Tommy Grady:] That way we could watch all our favorite episodes. [ Chris Staggs:] You better believe it. [ Tommy Grady:] THAT WOULD ROCK! [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! ( Just then Everage is heard in the background. ) [ Tommy Grady:] Doo, I gotta go. Everage says I need to take my medicine. [ Chris Staggs:] You are still sick? [ Tommy Grady:] I guess so. [ Chris Staggs:] That sucks. [ Tommy Grady:] FO SHO! [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Tommy Grady:] Peace doo. [ Chris Staggs:] Peace doo. ( Chris Staggs hangs up the phone as Father O'Keith stands beside him ) [ Chris Staggs:] He is still sick. [ Father O'Keith:] Still? Hmmm that seems weird. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Father O'Keith:] Anyway why don't you talk about your opponents. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! What else can I say about them? You have a liar and a deadbeat. You have one guy who doesn't want to wrestle anymore and another guy who can't help but wrestle in hundred matches a week. These two don't seem like they would make a real good tag team. They don't have anything in common except they are black. They don't seem too concern about the match as they have rarely talked about it. Then again why would Ali want to talk about it. He is sick of the wrestling. He is a former shell of himself. I guess former shells just listen to Ben Harper and cry about not having love for the game. That seems real uh well it beats Lamb Chops Play Along I guess. That isn't saying much though as Lamb Chops Play Along is probably the most annoying show ever on television. Then you have the theme song to it. Now that is fun on the long plane rides to sing but it is annoying at your house. Anyway Ali you can have no love for the game, I don't care. All I know is that Grady and I are going to win. Grady is actually preparing and thinking about the match all week. You may well be in trouble. Heck he may be sick but he took care of Pete Ebdon pretty quick even though he was sick last week. That was impressive. Anyway Ali, bring your shell of a self to the ring and help your partner Gray who may be wrestling his tenth or eleventh match of the week. I don't see how you do it Gray. Wait I know you drink Red Bull cause it gives you wings right? Those commercials are cool. That is your Jesus Juice I bet. You probably have like a whole room full like I have a whole room full of Jesus Juice. Though I guess having so many matches gives you an excuse if you ever lose. You could say you were not thinking about this match or you were tired from all the other matches. Though I would believe that this would be the federation that you would focus on since you are the actual world champion in this federation. Though viewing your last promo it seems that you are more interested in talking to strangers which my mom always told me never to do. That women could have taken you and put you in her van and had her way with you. How would you like that? Uh yeah. Anyway Gray, do you really believe that you can come back at the end of the week and carry a guy in your tag match to victory? Sure you are world champion ,but really our recent world champions haven't done anything Superman like. They have been more like Kent Clark. That really didn't stand out to anyone. Though you may be different since you are taking a different approach by actually facing people and winning. Gray, you may want to believe though you can carry Ali, but you can't just cause you are going to have enter what Grady calls "Our World". Our world we are the top dogs. We haven't lost many matches as a tag team. We are like one of the best ever. So Gray come this Sunday you can reform the Powerful Movement for a brief moment ,but it will not change the fact that Grady and I are going to win the match. You two will fade out like you did in that tag team melee thing. Gray and Ali, you can't win simply cause in our world opposites on the same team aren't very good for your chances. Grady and I are the champions cause we are always coloring on the same page. We are going to keep coloring. So Gray and Ali now you know and knowing is half the battle... YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!!! FO SHO! ( Chris Staggs grins then looks at Bubbles who nods in agreement ) [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Bubbles. [ Father O'Keith:] So you are finished I take it. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Father O'Keith:] Good. [ Chris Staggs:] Better, Best. [ Father O'Keith:] What? [ Chris Staggs:] That is what I learned on Sesame Street today. [ Father O'Keith:] Yes. [ Chris Staggs:] Also today's letter was G and number was 3. [ Father O'Keith:] Interesting. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! They were like G and I was like GRADY! [ Father O'Keith:] Speaking of Grady. [ Chris Staggs:] We are talking about Sesame Street. [ Father O'Keith:] You mentioned Grady. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!! [ Father O'Keith:] Don't you talk about this with Grady. [ Chris Staggs:] I tried too but he was busy preparing for our match. [ Father O'Keith:] Oh. [ Chris Staggs:] Though he didn't seem like he was preparing for the match at the end of the conversation. [ Father O'Keith:] Yeah? [ Chris Staggs:] Yeah. He suggested that I buy Scooby Doo DVD Box Set. [ Father O'Keith:] Okay. [ Chris Staggs:] Let's GO! [ Father O'Keith:] Go where? [ Chris Staggs:] The store. [ Father O'Keith:] Why? [ Chris Staggs:] To buy the DVD. [ Father O'Keith:] Okay. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Father O'Keith:] Go change and we will go. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! ( Chris Staggs runs in the bedroom as Father O'Keith and Bubbles wait. ) ( END PROMO) |
