( Chris Staggs looks very sad once again. It seems to be a reoccurring theme here even though he has the IW InterNational Title and 1/2 IW Tag Team Title. He just sits at the table in the dining room using his hands to prop up his head. Father O'Keith puts down a TV dinner in front of Chris Staggs. Chris Staggs doesn't even notice it. )

[ Father O'Keith:] What is troubling you, my son?

[ Chris Staggs:] God's plan sucks big ones.

[ Father O'Keith:] Now I wouldn't say that.

[ Chris Staggs:] What kind of plan has me lose to a sinning liar like Gray and then have Grady act weird and not want to play games with me? I will tell ya....a stupid plan.

[ Father O'Keith:] Do not lose faith my son. It will all work out in the end.

[ Chris Staggs:] How long is it till the end?

[ Father O'Keith:] That is uncertain my son.

[ Chris Staggs:] So how do you know that it will work out in the end if you don't know what the end is?

[ Father O'Keith:] Cause I put faith in God.

[ Chris Staggs:] Well I did put faith in him and he repays me like that.

[ Father O'Keith:] Careful my son, do not disrespect the Lord.

[ Chris Staggs:] Is he going to whack me?

[ Father O'Keith:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] Well I saw this show were this guy disrespected this fat guy and he had him taken care of.

[ Father O'Keith:] You watched the Sopranos?

[ Chris Staggs:] Bubbles was watching it when I came in.

[ Father O'Keith:] Anyway God is not Tony Soprano.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] I think we need to have another Bible Study.

[ Chris Staggs:] Why we already now that apples are the root to all evil?

[ Father O'Keith:] The whole Bible is filled with lessons taught by Jesus and passed on through the Prophets and Disciples. 

[ Chris Staggs:] So Jesus did all the work for his dad? Doesn't that make God like Ali Khadafi.

[ Father O'Keith:] Do what?

[ Chris Staggs:] You know a deadbeat.

( Almost out of thin air comes a ruler from Father O'Keith that he must have picked up from the Sisters at the church as he slaps Chris Staggs on hand with it. Chris Staggs starts rubbing his hand. )

[ Father O'Keith:] Never say anything like that about the Lord again.

[ Chris Staggs:] Sorry.

[ Father O'Keith:] The Lord sacrificed his own son for us.

[ Chris Staggs:] He killed Jesus? I thought it was the Jews.

[ Father O'Keith:] That is true about the Jews but the Lord allowed them to do that as a sacrifice.

[ Chris Staggs:] Cause he was a lazy!?

( SLAP!)

[ Chris Staggs:] OUCH!

[ Father O'Keith:] The Lord isn't lazy he created the world didn't he?

[ Chris Staggs:] So he only work seven days in total.

( SLAP!)

[ Father O'Keith:] Please quit insulting our Lord.

[ Chris Staggs:] I am just stating facts you told me.

[ Father O'Keith:] Your statements are insulting to the Lord.

[ Chris Staggs:] How do you know? He may understand them.

[ Father O'Keith:] You are testing my patience son.

[ Chris Staggs:] Sorry but I mean you talk about The Lord and all ,but it sounds like Jesus had to do all the work. He had to spread the teachings of the Lord and then he gets killed.

[ Father O'Keith:] True Jesus did do a lot of work ,but The Lord did give Jesus the teachings and the Lord allowed them to kill his son for our sins.

[ Chris Staggs:] So if he died for our sins then why do we care if we sin. I mean Jesus and The Lord covered it for us.

[ Father O'Keith:] DO YOU WANT TO BURN IN HELL!?

( Chris Staggs eyes widened in fright as he balls up in the chair at the dining room table. )

[ Chris Staggs:] No.

[ Father O'Keith:] You are starting to remind me of the Pharaoh from the Book Of Exodus.

[ Chris Staggs:] Huh?

[ Father O'Keith:] The Pharaoh chose not listen to Moses and The Lord and let the Israelites go from slavery.

[ Chris Staggs:] Father, I don't have any slaves.

[ Father O'Keith:] That isn't what I mean. You keep questioning the Lord and you will continue to lose like you did this week. I guess this is your ten plagues.

[ Chris Staggs:] Plagues?

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes the Lord inflicted a series of ten plagues... God turns the Nile River into blood, causes frogs to cover Egypt, turns all of the dust in Egypt to gnats, and causes swarms of flies to come into the houses of Pharaoh and his officials. God then strikes Egypt’s livestock with a disease, creates festering boils on humans and animals, and sends thunder, hail, and fire that destroy crops, livestock, and people. God sends swarms of locusts, and covers Egypt with “a darkness that can be felt”. Before each plague, Moses demands the Israelites’ release, and after each plague, God purposefully “hardens” Pharaoh so that he refuses the request. The tenth and final plague kills all the firstborn males in Egypt. Before the plague, Moses instructs the Hebrew people to cover their door posts in the blood of a sacrificed lamb as a sign for God to protect their homes from his killings. Pharaoh relents and releases the more than 600,000 Israelites who, in turn, plunder the Egyptians’ wealth.

[ Chris Staggs:] So my lost to Gray is equal to the Nile River turning in to blood and causing Egypt to become covered in frogs and gnats.

[ Father O'Keith:] Some what.

[ Chris Staggs:] See Gray what you did? Egypt is suffering right now cause of you.

[ Father O'Keith:] No, no, no...NO, I didn't mean you losing would literally cause plagues on Egypt. I meant your losses are like the plagues.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh. I just hope that gnat thing doesn't come true cause those things bug me.

[ Father O'Keith:] Right. I guess.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] Say why don't you talk about you match this week.

[ Chris Staggs:] Why, God has inflicted me with ten plagues?

[ Father O'Keith:] No, if you realize that the Lord is all powerful and choose to live your life in a way that is good then you will not lose.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!? I know the Lord is all powerful, I mean heck he made this world. and I will try to live my life in a way that is good.

[ Father O'Keith:] Good I will help guide you in that way of life.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] Now go talk about your tag match this week.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! This week Grady and I face the sinning liar and now his former buddy Ali Khadafi in a tag match. Wow The Powerful Movement is back for a limited time I guess. I mean Gray told us that he doesn't need them. Then again that may be just another lie coming from Gray. He may be frontin' like Scrappy Doo again. Now Gray you may have beat me last week. That still doesn't mean that you are not a sinner or liar. I mean heck just cause you say something that comes true once in a blue moon doesn't make you not a sinner or liar. Heck most of your promos are just made up stuff. You make your promos feel like I am in Mr. Rogers' Land of Make Believe, God rest his soul. You see Gray, you may want to live a life of sin by lying about your opponents ,but you know God will finally have enough of the lying ways of your life and inflict you with the ten plagues and you can't afford that, with you being the world champ and all. Though if you continue to lie, don't come to me complaining about the frogs filling up in your house. Though I am sure you will lie about the plagues and say they won't affect you or something. Anyway you have more problems then just God striking down upon you with plagues. You also have Ali Khadafi to deal with as he is apparently a shell of his former self. I mean I guess I would be that too if I couldn't even be a deadbeat champion anymore. So now he goes out and attacks Ranma and Andy for paying him to wrestle matches. Huh!? Though I would thought that Ali and Ranma would have understood each other since both of them hate wrestling now. They have lost their love for the game. Although if you hate wrestling and you don't want to do it why don't you just quit? I mean heck I am sure you could live off welfare. I mean I know this guy who drove a Lexus that was on welfare. Then again he lives in the Lexus but oh well. I don't understand why people are so miserable with wrestling. They pay you a lot of money for one nights work. Well I guess that still doesn't make people want to wrestle. So you don't have the love for it. Why don't you retire or quit. Don't do promos crying to us about it. You become as annoying as Barney Rubble is to Fred Flintstone in the Fruity Pebbles commercial. I am sure though Gray has this covered. He is the World Champion after all. He can wrestle a tag match with a shell of a wrestler. I guess you will find out how it feels, after all my brother JD did it last year with that Stevenson guy. He carried that guy to a win over Grady and I even though they turned around and that Stevenson guy lost it for them. Anyway I am sure he can do it after all The Powerful Movement is back somewhat. Now I do see why The Powerful Movement just dissolved...no one was alike except they all were black. I mean heck I don't see how you were friends. We have that doctor guy, then the liar, and Ali who actually told the truth. How does any of those have anything in common. Grady and I are best friends that is why we are never going to stop being a tag team. I mean we both like board games and cartoons.  So Gray go on and continue to have conversations about getting to know each other with strangers on the plane. Then again you probably have to do that a lot since you are in like twenty federations. I just don't think I could be able to do that. I mean I feel like poop when I fly like a long way. I don't see how you do it. I guess that is why you are the champ, but it will be hard to do it feeling like poop and having to carry a man in your match that is a shell of his former self. That is why you will not defeat Grady and I this week in the tag match. We are going to prove why we are the tag champs FO SHO! So Gray and Ali now you know and knowing is half the battle... YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JOE!!!!!!!

( Chris Staggs gives a smirk )

[ Father O'Keith:] Finished?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] Good.

[ Chris Staggs:] Now I am ready to become God's favorite person.

[ Father O'Keith:] God loves everyone equally.

[ Chris Staggs:] So he loves that liar Gray as much as he loves me?

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes.

[ Chris Staggs:] That isn't right.

[ Father O'Keith:] Why do you say that?

[ Chris Staggs:] So he doesn't hate the sinners?

[ Father O'Keith:] Well no.

[ Chris Staggs:] Then why am I becoming a good person?

[ Father O'Keith:] You do it to PREVENT FROM BURNING IN HELL!

( Chris Staggs covers his head in fear )

[ Chris Staggs:] Though if I confess my sins before I die then I can sin all I want till then.

[ Father O'Keith:] Do you want to become a Memphis Gray?

[ Chris Staggs:] He is a World Champion.

[ Father O'Keith:] Though that isn't how you want to live life like.

[ Chris Staggs:] Um I don't know.

[ Father O'Keith:] Remember the TEN PLAGUES!

[ Chris Staggs:] Though God loves everyone.

[ Father O'Keith:] That doesn't prevent the plagues. Call it tough love.

[ Chris Staggs:] OH FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes.

[ Chris Staggs:] I guess I will live my life to make God happy.

[ Father O'Keith:] Good to hear.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! LET THE LIFE OF MAKING GOD HAPPY BEGIN!

[ Father O'Keith:] Good now, why don't you watch Scooby Doo.

[ Chris Staggs:] You don't have to tell me twice.

( Chris Staggs grabs the remote and flips on the television as he begins to watch Scooby Doo as Bubbles and Father O'Keith joins them. )

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