( Camera opens up with Chris Staggs walking alongside Father O'Keith as they appear to be walking along in a parking lot toward a Food World. Chris Staggs is sporting a Scooby Doo tee shirt and khaki shorts while Father O'Keith is in his typical Priest garb. They walk down as the parking lot aisle as they had to park way back in the back of the parking lot. Apparently a lot of people need groceries. Go figure. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Why did I have to come to the grocery store?

[ Father O'Keith:] Because you wouldn't tell me what you wanted when I asked what you wanted to eat this week.

[ Chris Staggs:] OH FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] So you have to come with me and tell me what you want.

[ Chris Staggs:] Why couldn't Bubbles come with us?

[ Father O'Keith:] Because he is not allowed in the store.

[ Chris Staggs:] Isn't that like a sin.

[ Father O'Keith:] I don't believe it is.

[ Chris Staggs:] Well it should be cause that isn't fair.

[ Father O'Keith:] Well it might not seem fair but it is all part of God's plan.

[ Chris Staggs:] So God is plotting against Bubbles? Why!? What did Bubbles ever do to God? Is God mad at Bubbles?

[ Father O'Keith:] No.

[ Chris Staggs:] Wait you said that it was God's plan and the plan is not to let Bubbles in the store.

[ Father O'Keith:] That isn't what I meant by God's plan.

[ Chris Staggs:] What did you mean then?

[ Father O'Keith:] I mean everything that happens is part of God's plan.

[ Chris Staggs:] SO GOD IS AGAINST BUBBLES!

[ Father O'Keith:] No.

[ Chris Staggs:] Well if not letting Bubbles in is part of God's plan doesn't that mean he is against Bubbles?

[ Father O'Keith:] Not exactly. Sure it may seem that way but God will open another door for Bubbles.

[ Chris Staggs:] So God is going to sneak him in the back door?

[ Father O'Keith:] What in the world?

[ Chris Staggs:] So why couldn't we take Bubbles with us and have him wait on God to let him in the back door.

[ Father O'Keith:] He isn't going to sneak him in the back door.

[ Chris Staggs:] Okay so they have a side door.

[ Father O'Keith:] I didn't mean a real door.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh one of those imaginary doors?

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes, my son you finally understand.

[ Chris Staggs:] Boy it is going to be hard for Bubbles to find that door to go in when it is invisible.

[ Father O'Keith:] It is not a door.

[ Chris Staggs:] So God is against Bubbles.

[ Father O'Keith:] No God is protecting Bubbles.

[ Chris Staggs:] He is? Why isn't he protecting us?

[ Father O'Keith:] We are not in danger.

[ Chris Staggs:] OH. Why didn't you tell me that before?

[ Father O'Keith:] I don't know.

( Chris Staggs and Father O'Keith enter the store as they grab a buggy. )

[ Father O'Keith:] Okay Chris, what do you want for breakfast.

[ Chris Staggs:] M&M's!!!!

[ Father O'Keith:] That isn't a very good breakfast.

[ Chris Staggs:] Um have you had M&Ms? They are awesome, especially the red ones.

[ Father O'Keith:] That isn't a healthy breakfast.

[ Chris Staggs:] It isn't?

[ Father O'Keith:] No.

[ Chris Staggs:] What is then?

[ Father O'Keith:] What about cereal?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] What kind do you want?

[ Chris Staggs:] COCOA PUFFS!!!!

[ Father O'Keith:] Okay.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Wait so I can have chocolate for breakfast but not M&Ms?

[ Father O'Keith:] I guess you could say that.

[ Chris Staggs:] I want chocolate cake then.

[ Father O'Keith:] No, you already said Cocoa Puffs.

[ Chris Staggs:] Dang it.

( They wheel into the aisle for the breakfast products and Father O'Keith takes the box of Cocoa Puffs and places them in the buggy as Chris Staggs now goes crazy and grabs a box of cereal. He throws it down on the ground and begins to stomp on it. )

[ Chris Staggs:] THIS IS FOR JESUS!

*STOMP*

[ Chris Staggs:] THIS IS FOR GOD!

*STOMP*

[ Chris Staggs:] THIS IS FOR RUINING MY 24/7 SCOOBY DOO CARTOONS WORLD!

*STOMP*

[ Chris Staggs:] THIS IS FOR RUINING MY UNLIMITED M&Ms WORLD!!!!

*STOMP*

[ Chris Staggs:] THIS IS FOR RUINING THE WORLD!!!!!

*STOMP*

[ Chris Staggs:] THIS IS FOR ALL THE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES!!!!

*STOMP*

[ Chris Staggs:] THIS IS FOR ALL THE DIFFERENT NATIONS!!!!

*STOMP*

( Father O'Keith runs over and stops Chris Staggs as cereal is spilled all over the aisle )

[ Father O'Keith:] What has gotten into you, my son?

[ Chris Staggs:] Well the Devil is trying to corrupt us again so I am trying to prevent it.

[ Father O'Keith:] What are you talking about?

[ Chris Staggs:] Apples....the Devil's temptation.

[ Father O'Keith:] Why are you attacking a box of cereal then?

[ Chris Staggs:] These are APPLE JACKS!! DUH!

[ Father O'Keith:] Chris, please settle down.

[ Chris Staggs:] How am I suppose to settle down when we have the Devil's temptation that is being sold right here?

[ Father O'Keith:] Um that isn't the apple God was talking about.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes. Say why don't you talk about Memphis Gray and the non-title match you have. 

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Gray has lied once again, I thought he was going to even think about the match wait I guess he found dignity for me to respond. If this match is going to be easy why did you go ahead and talk about the match? Now you did say something truthful finally....You are a liar. That is the truth. Although Gray there is a different from telling little lies every once in a while and telling lie after lie like you do in your promos. I mean isn't the World Champion suppose to represent the federation? I don't want a guy that can't tell the truth more then once in a promo. That makes the federation look like a sinning federation. That isn't how we should be looked at. This won't last long I am sure the one month champions will continue. I mean I rather have a federation that can't keep a champion for more than a month then one that has one that can't tell the truth. Gray I am sorry though if I touched a nerve questioning your grand slam champion claim. Though I wouldn't call myself the first ever grand slam champion if it took me ten minutes to explain how exactly I am the grand slam champion. Oh by the way I thought the Overdrive title was the SWF hardcore and television title which Pete retired to merge into the Overdrive Title. I think that happened two years ago. You remember apparently two years ago really good cause that is all you keep telling me. Oh and I think you misunderstood me, I didn't call you lazy. I said wouldn't it make the World Champion lazy by giving him choices to wrestle or take off a week. You will probably try and lie and say I called you lazy. Whateva....FO SHO! Also whateva to you saying that I am not a threat. I mean here you go into a long winded explanation about why I am not a threat? Though I am confused if I am not a threat why do you waste your breath on me to explain why I am not a threat? Wouldn't you just ignore me? Though Gray sorry to point out another lie but I been a threat within the last two, sure I might have A.D.D. ,but I do remember getting like six title shots last year before I retired. Then again I guess wasn't a threat last year, I was a threat two years ago. I mean I haven't been in world title picture in two years. Sheesh why should people believe you anything that you claim? Heck I think I might have to ask Father O'Keith if it is true if you were ever to tell me that Scooby Doo is a dog. You know this seems like I am always saying this ,but I am confused why is it bad to have some people to back you up? So you are insulting me for having a friend? When did having friends make you a loser? I guess I could be like you and starting lying till all my friends leave me and I am all alone. Oh and as for your stable of super cartoons that is probably the weakest line up I have ever heard of. I mean the Smurfs are two inches tall. The Jetsons can't walk, they have to be carried on the moving sidewalk everywhere they go. As for the Flintstones, come on, they will always be late cause they are using feet power to power their cars. I guess that is probably why they can't back you up. They are too short, too lazy, or too late to help you. Then again what do I expect though ,heck, you watch Boomerang, you don't know what a good cartoon is. Tom & Jerry please...they are just a rip off of Sylvester and Tweety. Anyway what kind of person are you to watch the rip off version of Cartoon Network? I will tell you... a rip off of a champion is the kind of person, heck you wouldn't be champion if D-Word didn't quit and even this "idiot" knows that. Now once again Gray I am confused, what two cartoons are trying to help me be considered for the world title picture? I mean I would like to know where I can go thank them for trying to help to get me in the title picture.  You probably are lying about that too. Though thank you for informing that it is 2004. You know I might not be the smartest guy in the IW ,but I do know what year it is. Oh well I have no chance. I have no reason to believe that I am a threat. Then again I have no reason to believe that you actually scored a touchdown in your video game during your promo. I bet that was the computer that scored the touchdown. I bet it was a sucky team that the computer had too. You probably were getting beat like a drum. I bet you had the difficulty on easy too. I know what you wanted to do... You wanted to front like you are good at video games. I know one thing, if you ever did play Grady or me in video games, we would school you in whateva game you wanted to face us in expect RPG games. Those games are boring. Any other game you are going to be schooled cause we are good like that. Whateva...FO SHO! Gray, you may want to believe your lies, but I plan on proving that I do belong in the world title picture. I will prove that Scooby Doo is going to get to stay with me soon. Now Gray I guess you can go and win Punch-Out by playing as Mike Tyson....Whateva....ALL LIES I TELL YA! So Gray now you know and knowing is half the battle.... YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!! 

( Chris Staggs stops and poses, then quickly catches up with Father O'Keith who is on the next aisle. )

[ Father O'Keith:] So you finished talking about Gray.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] Good.

[ Chris Staggs:] I know, I got tired of pointing out all his lies. I mean it is his whole promo.

[ Father O'Keith:] Oh well.

[ Chris Staggs:] It seems that he wants to die a sinner and go to heck.

[ Father O'Keith:] Why do you say that?

[ Chris Staggs:] He didn't confess his sins to you.

[ Father O'Keith:] That doesn't mean he is going to hell. He has time. He can wait till he is on his death bed and confess all his sins.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes.

[ Chris Staggs:] He better make sure that is in on his death bed a day early cause he will have to confess a lot.

[ Father O'Keith:] Anyway. what do you want for lunch this week? Don't say M&Ms.

[ Chris Staggs:] DANG IT! Um I guess Lunchables.

[ Father O'Keith:] Okay.

[ Chris Staggs:] ...That have M&Ms in the box! WOO HOO!!!

[ Father O'Keith:] That will be fine as long as you eat the other stuff.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Just then a women passes by then with a bag of apples in her buggy as Chris Staggs grabs the bag of apples and throws them halfway across the floor. )

[ Woman:] WHAT THE HELL!?

[ Chris Staggs:] You are welcome.

[ Woman:] WHY THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO THAT!?

[ Chris Staggs:] I was saving you from the devil.

[ Woman:] WHAT!?

[ Chris Staggs:] Apples are the devil's temptation.

[ Woman:] ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT?

( Chris Staggs covers his ears )

[ Chris Staggs:] BAD WORD ALERT!! BAD WORD ALERT!!!

( Just then Father O'Keith stops and looks back as he is down the aisle. He runs back over to the situation as he grabs Chris Staggs and begins to apologize to the woman. )

[ Father O'Keith:] Ma'am please forgive us. He really didn't mean to make you mad. He just didn't think what he was doing.

[ Woman:] Oh is he "special"?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! I AM SPECIAL JUST LIKE MY MOM ALWAYS SAID!

[ Woman:] Of course you are.

[ Father O'Keith:] Once again we are sorry for what happened.

[ Chris Staggs:] I'm not I tried to help protect her from the devil and she start cussing at me. I think the devil already has her soul and has corrupted her.

( Chris Staggs looks down at the ground and walks away as Father O'Keith finishes apologizing to the woman. Father O'Keith now catches up with Chris Staggs )

[ Father O'Keith:] I am glad that you have gotten into religion ,but don't go overboard with it.

[ Chris Staggs:] What?

[ Father O'Keith:] Don't try to save everyone.

[ Chris Staggs:] Doesn't God want everyone to go to Heaven or is it starting to become crowded or something?

[ Father O'Keith:] People will find their own way. Don't push your beliefs on them.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh FO SHO!

( Father O'Keith and Chris Staggs now get into the checkout line as we start to fade out while Chris Staggs begins to beg for some M&Ms that are staring him in the face. )

( END PROMO)