( Chris Staggs is seen sleeping in his bed with Mr. Binkie the Teddy Beat beside him. He is in a deep sleep as the camera zooms in just then we hear a faint sound of agony. Then nothing, finally we hear a loud sound of agony. This now goes on for a bit then Staggs finally starts to wake up as he hears the scream. He sits up and listens as he hears the sound then he looks over to the camera man )

[ Chris Staggs:] Did you record the dream? I hope you did it was an awesome dream.

( The camera shakes his head no )

[ Chris Staggs:] Dang it...how do they do it?

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ Chris Staggs:] BUBBLES!?

( Chris Staggs jumps out of the bed and runs into the other room. The camera follows him as Bubbles is seen not looking so good. Bubbles now gets up and runs into the bathroom. Few minutes later he walks bock to the bed. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Bubbles are you alright?

( Bubbles just stares at him)

[ Chris Staggs:] OH MY GOSH!! Bubbles SPEAK TO ME!

( Bubbles continues just to stare at him )

[ Chris Staggs:] DON'T GO TOWARD THE LIGHT BUBBLES! DON'T GO TOWARD THE LIGHT!!!

( Bubbles jumps up and runs toward the bathroom like he did before and a few minutes he returns )

[ Chris Staggs:] DON'T DIE ON ME BUBBLES!!!

( Bubbles just moans in agony. )

[ Chris Staggs:] I KNOW WHAT TO DO!

( Chris Staggs runs in and grabs the phone as it rings. )

[ A Guy:] Hello?

[ Chris Staggs:] HEY EV! I NEED HELP!

[Everage:] First you put your pants on then your shoes.

[ Chris Staggs:] NO! Bubbles is sick. Make him better!

[ Everage:] I am not a vet.

[ Chris Staggs:] What does war have to do with this?

CLICK!

[ Chris Staggs:] Hello!? OH MY GOSH! THE PHONE IS OUT!

( Chris Staggs hangs up the phone and picks it back up. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Whoa that was a close one. I know who to call.

( Chris Staggs picks up the phone and dials 911 )

[ Emergency Operator:] Hello 911.

[ Chris Staggs:] I want need a chimp ambulance.

[ Emergency Operator:] Excuse me sir?

[ Chris Staggs:] My chimp is sick I need you to send the ambulance.

[ Emergency Operator:] Please sir get off the phone, so real emergencies can come through.

[ Chris Staggs:] This is a real emergency.

[ Emergency Operator:] Sir please.

[ Chris Staggs:] Bubbles isn't a second rate citizen. HE IS A CHIMP!

[ Emergency Operator:] Sir take him to a vet.

[ Chris Staggs:] What would a war hero do with him?

[ Emergency Operator:] It is a hospital for animals.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh there are two type of vets?

[ Emergency Operator:] Yes.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Thanks.

( Chris Staggs hangs up the phone. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Do you know where the vet is?

( The Camera man nods yes. )

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs now runs back into the bedroom where Bubbles is laying on the bed. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Come on Bubbles let's go to the vet.

( Bubbles reaches up as if he wants to be picked up. )

[ Chris Staggs:] You want me to carry you?

( Bubbles nods his head yes )

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine. But you are carry me on the way back.

( Bubbles looks over to the camera man. )

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Now let's go to the vet. We'll take the camera man's car.

( They all leave the room as we fade to black. )

|| FLASH FORWARD ||

( Chris Staggs runs in to the vet's office carrying Bubbles )

[ Chris Staggs:] STAT BLUE!!!! STAT RED!!!! 40 CCs OF SUGAR CAINE!!!

( The secretary at the vet's office looks on confused at Chris Staggs)

[ Chris Staggs:] SOMEONE!! HELP! WE HAVE A DYING CHIMP!!!

[ The Secretary:] Sir, please calm down and come here and tell us what is wrong. 

[ Chris Staggs:] HE'S DYING! THAT IS WHAT IS WRONG!

[ The Secretary:] Errr, what makes you think that?

[ Chris Staggs:] He is making dying moans and throwing up.

[ The Secretary:] Okay so he has nausea. What is his name?

[ Chris Staggs:] You don't know who he is?

[ The Secretary:] Um no.

[ Chris Staggs:] He is Bubbles...you know the chimp behind Michael Jackson.

[ The Secretary:] Okay. We will take him to the back and get to him soon. You should be able to pick him up tomorrow.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs lets down Bubbles as Bubbles follows the secretary to the back as Chris Staggs looks sad. He then looks at the camera man )

[ Chris Staggs:] I am all alone.

.................

[ Chris Staggs:] And you won't talk to me.

.................

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! I need some answers. I know where to go.

..................

( Chris Staggs leaves the vet's office as they begin to walk down the sidewalk. )

[ Chris Staggs:] I guess I will talk about my match while we go.

...................

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! This is unfair. I mean why does the IW provide a script of what to say to me to every one I have to face in a match? Where is my script for my opponents? I mean heck, everyone tells me the same thing in almost every single promo. They say I am a retard which I don't recall that I am. They wouldn't let me in the Special Olympics so I guess that proves it to be wrong. Next they say that I am not funny. Which I don't remember ever telling any knock knock jokes in my promos. Though if I did then you would laugh cause my knock knock jokes are out of the world with the funny. Geez, it just seems that is all my opponents want to talk about. Which I guess I shouldn't say that is unfair since I rarely lose to anyone. Now Caine disagrees with me and says that you have to be smart to win matches. Which I guess he might be right ,but I guess I will continue to go in with no strategy. I mean heck I have two titles doing it that way. While how many titles does he have? So why change to trying to have a strategy? Now Caine I don't know if you know this but there is a guy who just looks like you calling himself Erick Caine for the last two months. He teamed with Trent Paul a couple of times and lost to Grady and me. Heck the guy almost cost you your job. Good thing you showed up to win that match a couple weeks ago. Now if I were you then I might look into this or even tell Ranma or Andy about that. Now you say I won't be able to contend for the IW World Title. Why? I mean I was contending for world titles in the SWF. I was in the Adrenaline Eruption match and lasted longer than you. Wait that wasn't you in the match was it? It was that imposter... that sneaky devil. Caine I would really look into that, cause he made you look bad. Anyway I am confused. You said that it will take you awhile to get back in the swing of things. If that is true then how do you expect to win the match? I mean heck I am the IW InterNational title champion. Though they just gave it to me. I am not sure ,but I remember wrestling a match to win it. I remember defeating the Evil Russian for the title. Wait you might be right if you mean the ref gave it to me then you are right. Anyway why would they want to give me two titles, if I am so bad? Oh well. So Erick Caine you want to say you are the champion of champions ,but if it was true then you would be in the round robin thing instead of facing me. Wait it was the ring rust that is going to disappear this week. So I take it you have been spraying yourself with some type of rust remover? I bet you are sticky. Erick Caine you talk more crap then a toilet. OH BURN! You want to believe that I am nothing but I am something. I am a double champion. You want to believe that I am push over then go ahead. I was in the SWF Hall of something. I still haven't ever seen it. Though I am a joke. I guess I am not a very funny joke at that. Anyway why should I even believe that I am going to win, you say that I am outmatched. Wait what are we exactly matching up? I mean what do you match up for a wrestling match? This is dumber than one of those maps on the place mats you get at the restaurants. They have so many dead ends it is dumb. Now Caine I hate to tell you this ,but apparently I am one of the few in the IW that doesn't have to one of the dream camera so I am always in the reality. So I guess you won't crash me. Caine you will not defeat me in this match. You will not prevent Scooby Doo from staying with me. FO SHO! So Caine now you know and knowing is half the battle.......YOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Chris Staggs smirks as he stops at a Catholic Church. Chris Staggs walks up the steps and enters the church. The Church is empty as he walks in and takes a seat ) 

[ Chris Staggs:] Naggsy always asked God for help. I guess I can try. 

...................

[ Chris Staggs:] Um, yeah God, it's me Chris. I need some help.

( Just then the Father walks in with a box in his head as he sets it down and walks over to Chris Staggs)

[ Father:] Son, what is troubling you?

[ Chris Staggs:] DAD!?

[ Father:] No, Father... Father O'Keith.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine, Father O'Keith. Where have you been?

[ Father O'Keith:] Son, I have been here.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! But mom always told me you ran off with some two bit skank.

( Father O'Keith looks puzzled at the statment. )

[ Father O'Keith:] Right my son, anyway what seems to be bothering you?

[ Chris Staggs:] Well it seems that everyone is leaving me. First my friend quits on me and now my other friend is sick and dying.

[ Father O'Keith:] Oh my son, the Lord provides us obstacles in our life so we gain strength.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes my son.

[ Chris Staggs:] What does Jesus do?

[ Father O'Keith:] He died for our sins.

[ Chris Staggs:] So he has finished his job so he can just chill up in Heaven?

[ Father O'Keith:] Well um I guess.

[ Chris Staggs:] BOY JESUS IS COOL!

[ Father O'Keith:] That he is my son.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] So my son do you feel better?

[ Chris Staggs:] Kinda ,but I still need some one to manage me or look after me. That is what Everage told me.

[ Father O'Keith:] Manage you?

[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah I get to play the cool game were I try to pin the other man for three seconds. I get paid money, I get paid a lot more if I win and have titles which I have two.

[ Father O'Keith:] How much does this manager get?

[ Chris Staggs:] Well Naggsy took 75 percent  of it.

[ Father O'Keith:] My son look no farther. I am your man. Since they are closing down this church due to the so called Altar Boy incidents.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes but I didn't do it.

[ Chris Staggs:] Huh? Anyway so you are going to manage me.

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes my son.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs jumps up and begins to dance. )

[ Chris Staggs:] I GOT ME A MANAGER!! WOOO!

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes my son now why don't you help me move some of the boxes.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs and Father O'Keith , the new Chris Staggs Manager, walk toward Father O'Keith's office. )

( END PROMO)