[ Chris Naggs:] FUCKING HELL! I thought once Chris Carey was gone you wouldn't be screwed over anymore. This is just fucking pathetic. You have torn up the IW ranks since your return. You have defended the InterNational Title and Tag Team titles successfully every time they are put on the line. Now they pass you up for a guy that has been dead for over five years who has just came back and beaten two jobbers and JD Lawson. Hell Staggs, they have made you into no threat. I mean hell you have two damn titles yet everyone thinks you are on the same lines of Boone Man. 

[ Chris Staggs:] Also Scooby may never stay with us.

[ Chris Naggs:] Especially with that cross-dressing fag in charge of the IW and I don't mean Chaos.

[ Chris Staggs:] I had gotten a year supply of Scooby snacks all lined up too.

[ Chris Naggs:] Fuck them bitches, I guess coming back was a bad idea. You are going to get screwed out of the world title picture every time it appears you are getting close. 

[ Chris Staggs:] Maybe Ranma is a big fan of Meg Ryan or something?

[ Chris Naggs:] Fuck it.

[ Chris Staggs:] I think Meg Ryan is a her.

[ Chris Naggs:] No, fuck this shit. Jeremy Riley was right it is all bout the politics.

[ Chris Staggs:] What?

[ Chris Naggs:] I have had it with all these crooked owners and upper office dip shits. Hell Davis still doesn't have any control in the IW. He is just Ranma's sock puppet.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!? I like sock puppets maybe he can put on a puppet show.

[ Chris Naggs:] AGH FORGET IT!!! I FUCKING QUIT!!!

[ Chris Staggs:] Quit what?

[ Chris Naggs:] THE IW! 

[ Chris Staggs:] NO!!

[ Chris Naggs:] YES! I QUIT! FUCK RANMA! GOOD LUCK TRYING TO WIN THE WORLD TITLE! 

[ Chris Staggs:] But Naggsy what will I do?

[ Chris Naggs:] I guess be prepared for being screwed over when you get close to the World title. I suggest buying some massive quantities of KY Jelly.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah. So Staggs, good luck and good bye.

( Chris Naggs storms out of the room as they pan back to Chris Staggs who just stares at the camera a little bit sadder than before this goes on for a minute as nothing happens. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Umm hi camera man. I am mad at Ranma. He made my friend quit and leave. That wasn't very nice of Ranma. So what do you think?

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[ Chris Staggs:] You don't talk much do you?

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[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Hey Bubbles what up!?

( Bubbles stops the moonwalk and walks over toward Staggs )

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] Ewww Ahhh eww.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fo Sho, Naggsy left us.

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] Ewww ew agh

[ Chris Staggs:] Well he told me that I would need some KY Jelly.

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] Ewww Ahhh 

[ Chris Staggs:] I don't know. I guess Food World.

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] Ew eeeeeeeeeeeeee ahhh

[ Chris Staggs:] I guess we could. 

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] Ewww eeeeeee

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! I will get my Scooby Doo wallet.

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EEEE EEEE EEEE!!!

( Chris Staggs runs over and grabs his Scooby Doo wallet. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Let's go.

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] Ewww ewww eeeee

[ Chris Staggs:] Okay hurry up.

( Bubbles the Chimp walks over into the bathroom and shuts the door. A few moments later their is a flush as Bubbles exits the bathroom )

[ Chris Staggs:] Ready?

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] Ew Ew

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs and Bubbles walk out the door. They walk down the hall as the scene fades as we fade back with Staggs and Bubbles walking down the sidewalk. )

[ Chris Staggs:] You know having Naggs not around might be fun.

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] Eeeeeeee Ew

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! He was so mean. He wouldn't let me have M&Ms for breakfast ever. You know what? That is going to change.

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] Eeee Aww Ew

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! M&Ms every morning

( Bubbles just nods as they keep walking down the sidewalk as still people give Staggs and Bubbles a weird look as they pass. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Hey Bubbles do I have a boogie?

( Bubbles shakes his head no as the scene fades out and back in with Staggs and Bubbles talking as the reach the grocery store. )

[ Chris Staggs:] And then the stork comes and that is where babies come from.

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EWW EW, EEEEE WEEEE EEEE AWWW EWWW

[ Chris Staggs:] What do you mean that isn't where they come from? Oh SNAPZ! We are here Bubbles.

( Chris Staggs and Bubbles walk in to the grocery store as they take a couple of steps as just then the manager spots them and walks over. )

[ Store Manager:] Sir, pets are not allowed in the store.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs and Bubbles start to walk forward as the manager stops them again. )

[ Store Manager:] That means the chimp has to wait outside.

[ Chris Staggs:] Why? 

[ Store Manager:] He is a pet.

[ Chris Staggs:] How dare you!? He is my friend.

[ Store Manager:] No animals are allowed in the store.

[ Chris Staggs:] You my friend are a chimp hater. 

[ Store Manager:] Please sir, leave the chimp outside or at least put him on a leash.

[ Chris Staggs:] NO WAY! Bubbles won't do it.

[ Store Manager:] We are going to have to ask you to leave then.

[ Chris Staggs:] But we just wanted some KY Jelly.

( The Store Manager gives Staggs and Bubbles a funny look. )

[ Store Manager:] We don't sell that kind of product here.

( Chris Staggs and Bubbles shrugs as the turn around and leave. Chris Staggs and Bubbles then start down the sidewalk. )

[ Chris Staggs:] What kind of grocery store doesn't sell jelly?

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EWW EW AHH EW!

[ Chris Staggs:] OF COURSE! A CHIMP HATING GROCERY STORE!! 

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EWW AHHH

[ Chris Staggs:] I don't know where we are going to get KY Jelly.

( Just then they pass a sex toy shop....Purple Haze. As an ad reads "KY Jelly HALF OFF!" Chris Staggs looks at the ad. )

[ Chris Staggs:] WOO HOO!!! 

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EEE EEEE!!!

( Chris Staggs and Bubbles walk into Purple Haze as they are surrounded by all kinds of sex toys. Staggs looks kinda bewildered as Bubbles looks around and grabs a vibrator. Bubbles looks at it and twist it as it turns on. Bubbles freaks out and drops it. )

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

( Chris Staggs looks down and sees it vibrating toward him. )

[ Chris Staggs:] AHHHHHH!!!! IT IS GOING ATTACK ME!!! HELP!!!

( Just then a store's clerk walks over and picks up the vibrate then turns it off by twisting it. )

[ Chris Staggs:] OH MY GOSH! YOU BROKE IT'S NECK!!! THANK YOU! YOU SAVED MY LIFE!

[ Sex Toy Shop Clerk:] Uh yeah, can I help you?

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh yes. I need some KY Jelly.

[ Sex Toy Shop Clerk:] Alright follow me.

( The clerk escorts them toward the KY Jelly. )

[ Sex Toy Shop Clerk:] Here they are.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Bubbles how much do you think we need.

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EEEEE EWW AH

[ Chris Staggs:] True, Naggs did say we need a lot. 

( Chris Staggs grabs about armful of them as he walks toward the counter. As they pass the ball gags )

[ Chris Staggs:] Cool they have super balls here with your own special carrying strap!

( They keep on walks as they pass Swedish Penis Pumps. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Yo Bubbles, that is Naggsy's toy he said we couldn't play with.

( Chris Staggs passes the sex games section. )

[ Chris Staggs:] I haven't heard of any of these board games.... Sensual Sweet Surrender?!

( Anyway they finally make it to the counter as they check out. )

[ Sex Toy Shop Clerk:] Is that all you want?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! 

[ Sex Toy Shop Clerk:] You really going to town on this KY Jelly aren't you?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Sex Toy Shop Clerk:] Your total is 25.92

( Chris Staggs pulls out his Scooby Doo wallet and pulls out the money and hands it to the clerk. She rings up and gives Staggs back his change as she bags the KY Jelly. Chris Staggs and Bubbles leaves the store )

[ Chris Staggs:] I hope this tastes good on the PJ sandwiches.

( The clerk looks puzzled as the duo leave. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Glad we got this. We are safe now.

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EWW EW AHH AAAAAAAH EW

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! You are sounding like Naggsy. I will talk about my match this week.

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] AHHH AH EW

[ Chris Staggs:] Your welcome FO SHO! Erick Caine now one on one, huh, for the InterNational Title? You have unmatched ability in the ring ,right? I have no chance. Then you go and lose , first you said you didn't try and now you say you have ring rust. Doesn't things get rusty when you don't use them. Hmm how can you get ring rust if you haven't been out of the ring? I guess it is one of those things. Although I have learned from Blue Clues, Sesame Street, Scooby Doo, and Full House that honesty is the best policy. So I guess now we can wait thirty minutes and see if you discover that to be true. That is how long it took Michelle to figure it out. Should we also bring in Danny, Joey, and Uncle Jesse? Heck Caine why don't you be honest with us? You lost cause you got pinned by a guy that was better then you that night. Now if somehow that ring rust part is true, are you certain that it will be gone by this Sunday cause if it is hard to get off as it is to get out of your clothes then you might be losing some more matches for a couple of weeks before you win. Wait if you are reborn then why would you have ring rust? Was the stork that old? Anyway Caine, you say that I am what is wrong with the IW? Why, cause I watch cartoons and  I am happy all the time? Wait you are one of those cartoon network haters aren't you? I bet you signed that paper that tried to get the Cartoon Network taken off cable. Now I hope that is correct grammar cause of all my promos that are being shown in classrooms. Which I think that is kind of weird but whateva...FO SHO! So I guess I will take this time to say that I am sorry that I have caused national grammar test scores to drop ,but one question Caine...what nation are we talking about? If we are talking about the US then I don't understand why they are showing my promos in US classrooms. I speak Canadian, I don't speak American. Then again I am not a champion in the IW. I mean my two gold belts don't have my name on them.

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EWWW EW EWWW AHH

[ Chris Staggs:] You sure Bubbles? Is that the titles mean and the belts have my name on them? Wow. Hmmm Caine I don't know how you tell what champions are ,but Bubbles told me that IW tells the world that by the gold belts and puts the person's name on the belt. Anyway you think that with ring rust and all that you are going to take away my title then you are more goofy then uh heh...GOOFY! You think that you can just show up and win cause you are called the "eXceptional One" that is just a name it doesn't mean anything. Heck just cause Pluto is named Pluto doesn't mean he is from Pluto. Although that would be cool having an alien dog. Oh and thank you Caine but I don't need your help in showing people that I am not crap. I don't think anyone thinks I am crap. So I guess there is no need in you proving that point. Then again now Caine I don't like it when you want to keep on telling me that I can't be a champion cause I am stupid or sound stupid ,but I guess you can be just another person that I have defeated by pinning them for the three count. I still don't understand why people say you have to be smart to win? Do these people know another way to win the match that is smarter? I wished someone would tell me. If not I guess I will continue to do it the stupid way by pinning people. Caine you will not take my title away from me. You will not prevent Scooby Doo from staying with me. So now you know and knowing is half the battle... YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!!!!!! FO SHO!

( By the time Chris Staggs is finished speaking they have reach the door of the hotel room. Chris Staggs unlocks the door as they walk in. Chris Staggs walks into the kitchen and places the bag down as he walks over and pulls at plate out of the cabinet. )

[ Chris Staggs:] I guess I better fix a sandwich now that way I won't get screwed.

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EWW AHHH EWWW AHH!

[ Chris Staggs:] No Bubbles I need all of them.

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EWW AHH

[ Chris Staggs:] I am not selfish

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EW AH

[ Chris Staggs:] NO WAY!

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EW AH

[ Chris Staggs:] NO WAY!

( Chris Staggs grabs the peanut butter and a knife. He opens the jar as he grabs the bread and takes out two slices. Interesting huh? Staggs begins to try and sing )

[ Chris Staggs:] MAKING A PJ....MAKING A PJ.....MAKING A PJ SANDWICH!!!!!!

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EEEE EEEE EWWWWW

[ Chris Staggs:] FIRST YOU TAKE THE PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER!! AND SMMMMMMMMMMMMEAR IT! AND SMMMMMMMMMMEAR IT! 

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EEEE EEEE EWWWWW

[ Chris Staggs:] NOW YOU TAKE THE JELLY AND SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPREAD IT SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPREAD IT!

( Chris Staggs looks down as he sees the KY Jelly and looks confused. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Hmmm that doesn't look like any jelly I have seen before.

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EEEE EEEE EWWWWW

[ Chris Staggs:] I wonder what flavor it is?

( Chris Staggs puts the other slice of bread over it as he picks it up and is fixing to take a bite just then the phone rings. )

[ Chris Staggs:] PHONE!!!!!!! I GOT IT!!

( Chris Staggs drops the sandwich on the plate as he sprints toward the phone. Just then you see Bubbles little chimp hand reaching up as he tries the find the sandwich. He does as he grabs the sandwich and begins to eat the whole thing.  Chris Staggs walks back now )

[ Chris Staggs:] Stupid wrong number. HEY! Where is my sandwich.

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] MMMMM MMM MMMMMM

[ Chris Staggs:] WHAT! YOU ATE MY SANDWICH!!!

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EWW EWWW

[ Chris Staggs:] BAD CHIMP BAD!!!! 

( Chris Staggs pouts as Bubbles pouts as they both go to separate rooms )

( END PROMO)