..:::What The Hell?:::..
..:::A LOSING STREAK?:::..
..::: NO, JASON ROTHCHILD THE SWF WORLD CHAMPION? :::..
ǧ[ Finally after countless matches, Kramer and company have figured out that Staggs is a worthy contender for the SWF World title. I mean who better to take away the SWF World title from Jason Rothchild, then Chris Staggs. I mean sure Jason has had his luck against Chris and is undefeated but like Chris said in the last promo. He had nothing to gain in beating you I mean Jason you want to come out with brain numbing insults and second rate comebacks. I mean come on you call him a retard like we haven't heard you say that the last thousand promos and you say his promos make people ill. Oh yeah that was funny the first time I heard it ,but after the hundredth time it just gets really annoy. Kinda like your sidekick Roadkill is. I mean come Rothy have you ran out of insults for Chris Staggs. Or do you have short memory loss? I mean you can call Chris boring and retarded till the end of time. It still will not change what is going to happen to you Rothchild this Monday Night. You can not change the lack of talent you have. You can not change the lack of ability that you were born with. You can not change the lack of intelligence. Mrs. Rothchild should have remembered never touch the soft spot on an infants head. That is the only reasonable explanation for your complete lack of comprehending. Rothchild you want to know why Staggs and I are so confident that Staggs will walk out of Dallas the champ? Its quite simple. Chris Staggs has the three advantages over you. ]ǧ
ǧ[ Sure I can go back and talk about have talent, desire, and intelligence but Rothchild would forget like he always does, but right now I am going to tell you why Chris has more talent, more desire, and more intelligence than you will ever have Jason. You want to cut another promo and insult Chris with you basic "Chris is a retard" and "Chris is boring". go right ahead . It still not stop Chris from being more talent, having more desire, and having more intelligence then you, Rothy. So lets get down to business Jason.]ǧ
ǧ[ TALENT, Yes talent is a huge advantage for Chris Staggs. Rothy, you are probably thinking who in hell could you think that. I beat Staggs three times. Well once again with that short term memory of yours. Chris was attacked in the first match. Chris was driven through a table a clear DQ for the second match. Then the third match Drakestone, that piece of dead wood, was pinned. It was not Staggs you pinned in the third match. Hell Chris and you didn't even wrestle against each other in the match. So Jason there goes your comeback. Chris Staggs has more wrestling ability while you, well you luck into matches and have opponents fall into your damn Reality Strikes. Rothchild your talent ends where Roadkill intelligence begins. While Chris Staggs has shown great talent in each of his matches. Though he was screwed out of wins he still has shown the talent. Rothchild, that is why is so hard for Chris and I to believe that you are SWF World Heavyweight Champion. Also Chris Staggs trained in Calgary Alberta Canada. The Mecca of Wrestling. While you well you probably trained in some second rate shed behind a tire store. I mean watching your matches is the only sane reason. So with all this said ]ǧ
Advantage: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs
ǧ[ DESIRE, is another thing you must have to become the SWF World Champion. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs has the desire to become the SWF World Champion while your desire of keeping it isn't as much. I mean sure you want to keep the title but doubt in the back of your head. Though there are draw backs with desire like you have to have TALENT to actually become the SWF World Champion. Also desire can get you in things that are over your head. Examples The IFW Flood of wrestlers. They don't know what they are getting themselves into. I mean come on Tek Robbins, "The Viking" Ned Norsemen, and "The Stylish One" Jason Stylez were something back in the IFW but the desire of being in the SFW has left them in dark matches. But I am getting off track.. Desire is the one the most important things to have when going for the SWF World Title. Rothy, Staggs has the desire to do anything and everything to get that gold you are carrying around. Rothy, come in over confident and ego-driven. You will walk out unsure and ego-shattered at the hands of the New SWF World Heavyweight Champion Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs. So with all that it must be ]ǧ
Advantage: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs
ǧ[ INTELLIGENCE Oh yes intelligence something that Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs has and something that Jason Rothchild seems to never have. I mean come on the guy hangs out with idiots like Roadkill and Kris Kronix. I mean intelligence is the last key in becoming a successful SWF World Champion, and I said successful champ Rothy. That is what makes Staggs so much better then most of these people. You see Rothchild, you prove my point everytime you cut a promo against Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs. I mean all you talk about is how Staggs is a retard and boring. I mean don't you think that is a little retarded and boring. I mean Rothy I know Mrs. Rothchild was a bad mother and dropped you on your head while touching your soft spot on your head. But damn this is bad any with that happening to you. I mean I seen a lot of mentally handicap to go on and live healthy lives ,but Rothy this isn't a healthy life for you. I mean we are starting to see the affects of it with the loss of short term memory that you are having right now. Rothy come on a cut another repetitive promo and prove my point. So with that it is easily to see that ]ǧ
Advantage: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs
ǧ[ You see Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs the advantage on all three aspects. So it is now safe to say that there will be a new SWF World Champion in Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs I mean come on if Rothy can beat Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs for a third time then I guess Rothy has to be the luckiest damn World Champion in wrestling industry. Rothchild you have had the advantage the last three meetings but now the tables have turned and prepare to lose the title to Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs. Right now though it is time for those three little words.........ROLL.....THE.......PROMO ]ǧ
ǧ[ Camera fades onto Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter walk out of the hotel walking toward the 95' light blue Honda Civic. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs has on some jeans and an black shirt with a Calgary Flame on the front while Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter has on a black silk shirt and a pair of pink leather pants. They walk over to their car as the SWF Crew follows them. They all cram into that little car as the SWF crew gets in the back. Chris "The Main Eventer "Staggs starts the car and begins to pull out of the parking lot ]ǧ
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ I hope I know how to get to the radio station
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ I know how..
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ No last time I listen to you with directions we ended up in Buffalo
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Are you ever going to let me live that thing down
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Well, no.
ǧ[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter begins to play with the car radio and begins changing the station to station finally stops it on a station with "Dancing Queen" By Abba. ]ǧ
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Ummmmm.......You gotta be kidding me
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Why??
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ You can't actually like this song?
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ I like classics and this is a classic
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Yeah right
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Fine if you don't like it I will change it
ǧ[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter begins to search for a station then stops on some elevator music. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs looks at him in disbelief ]ǧ .
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ You have to have manner and be distinguished to like this
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Also deaf
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ I guess you don't have any class
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Oh I got class, but this is just plain boring
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Yeah I guess so
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Yeah I think so
ǧ[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter changes to station once again and once against stops on a gospel song and begins to clap along. ]ǧ
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ OH YEAH I FEEL YA BROTHA, AMEN!!!!
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Umm okay does this look like a church
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Ummm no I guess not
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Is this Sunday?
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ No Chris it is Saturday
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ AGHHHH!!!!!!! Just change the station
ǧ[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter takes a heavy sigh and changes to the station again to a Talk Radio station. ]ǧ
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Well.....At least it isn't lousy singing
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Damn it do you have a gift for being annoying.....
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Now that wasn't nice
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ What? Its the truth
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Well if I am so annoying I will not talk and I will turn off the radio
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Thank you
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs smirks as Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter crosses his legs and turns to face the opposite ways as Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs turns to radio off ]ǧ
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Disco Inferno Burn baby burn Disco inferno...
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Okay.......What the hell are you doing?
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Stayin' alive Stayin' alive Stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ STOP!!!!!!!
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Young Man.........Young Man.......
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ STOP WITH THE DISCO SONGS!!!!!!!!
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ And I will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Damnit sing to yourself
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤....................................................
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Thank you, now that I have some peace and quiet. Lets get down to business and talk about the upcoming World Title shot I have against Jason Rothchild. Jason, why do you continue to repeat that I am retard and boring. I mean its getting quite old and quite frankly I don't give a flying fuck what you think about me. All I know is that come Tuesday Morning the SWF will be waking up to a new era, a new SWF World Champion in the likes of me. I mean come Rothy we all know that you are lucky just being the SWF Champ much actually having a chance of be a defending SWF Champion. Jason Rothchild how do you actually conjure up the idea that you are better then me. Sure you have the last three tainted victories over me. But come on really in every match we have had I have had a chance of beating you then something goes wrong. This time though it will be different. It will be my time to end the match. It will be my time pinning you for the one two three. It will be my time becoming the SWF World Champion. It will be my time this Monday Night. Also Jason Rothchild you seem to have the concept that I am not worthy of your title. Well Jason you are not even worthy of your title. I mean sure we both are better then these IFW losers that are coming into the SWF. Still though Jason, I am going to show you, I am going to show the front office, and I am going to show the whole world that Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs is World Title Material. If that means putting you out for awhile, Jason that is fine by me. You also have something against you. I am not the only one that want you to lose. Face it Jason you are the marked man and you have the target on your back. You will do what you always do when the pressure in on the line..... CHOKE. "The Choking Icon" Jason Rothchild fits you much better then "The Methodical Icon" Jason Rothchild. I mean Jason you whole wrestling history has been full of chokes and almosts. Rothy face it when it comes to big important matches you are not at your best. Also Rothy, you seem pleasure in cracking on my promos Hell you can do it till you die for all I care ,but it will still not change the fact that I am going to kick your ass all over Dallas and pin you in the center of the ring for the one two three. Jason Rothchild don't be down after Monday Night's loss to the new SWF World Heavyweight Champion. I mean you did get totally whipped out by one of the best. Cause
I AM THE BEST DAMN TECHNICAL WRESTLER -- PERIOD.
Jason Rothchild, you have everything to lose and nothing to gain. While I have everything to gain and nothing to lose. So in other words I am going to do everything I can think of to pry your grubby little fingers away from that SWF World Heavyweight Title. Rothchild time ticking down till I have met my destiny as SWF World Heavyweight Champion and return it back to its rightful place Canada.
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs pulls into the radio station and opens the door as you hear "Dancing Queen" By Abba blaring as Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter begins to smile and open the door. He runs into the building as Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs stands there in shock. ]ǧ
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ This is going to be a long day but not as long as it will be for Rothchild this Monday Night
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs takes a deep breath a dares to go into the Disco Radio station he walks down to the door as he opens the door. You hear Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter "It's Raining Men" version mixed with boos. The door closes behind Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]ǧ
ǧ[[[ Camera fades black ]]]ǧ
CAN DISCO CAUSE DEATH? I HOPE NOT!!!!!
