[ Chris Naggs:] WHAT!?

[ Chris Staggs:] Sheesh, nothing.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh, what do you want?

[ Chris Staggs:] A SUPER SOAKER!!! 

[ Chris Naggs:] No, what you do want this very second.

[ Chris Staggs:] Um I still want the Super Soaker.

[ Chris Naggs:] Errr. What were you going to ask me?

[ Chris Staggs:] Am I ever going to get Scooby to stay with me forever?

[ Chris Naggs:] You are just three titles away from that happening.

[ Chris Staggs:] I thought you said I would get a world title shot. 

[ Chris Naggs:] Well you just have to win the match this week and you will have a chance to get a title shot.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine. But I think I don't have to wrestle the match.

[ Chris Naggs:] Why?

[ Chris Staggs:] Andy and I are close.

[ Chris Naggs:] Um Davis booked the match.

[ Chris Staggs:] WHAT!? He did that after I let him win in Street Fighter?

[ Chris Naggs:] I guess.

[ Chris Staggs:] Well I guess I have to wrestle the match.

[ Chris Naggs:] Yep.

[ Chris Staggs:] Anyway what is a blitzkrieg wait I know.

[ Chris Naggs:] You do?

[ Chris Staggs:] So what are we waiting on?

[ Chris Naggs:] Huh?

[ Chris Staggs:] Naggsy you know you should really get that hearing checked. Anyway let's go.

[ Chris Naggs:] Go where?

[ Chris Staggs:] Dairy Queen and figure out how to make those ice cream milkshakes.

[ Chris Naggs:] That is a Blizzard you idiot. You don't need to know what a Blitzkrieg. You need a damn push.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah I mean hell you haven't been pushed at all. They tried to prevent you from winning the Tag Titles by making you wrestle two matches at the pay per view and tried to keep you from entering the last match. Then they gave you a International Title shot thinking you wouldn't win. Hen gets hurt and they put you in the match for the World Title just to fill up a slot making that the third match you wrestled that night. You haven't gotten anything cause they like you like the Hurley's, Gray's, Comelightly's, and JD's of world. No you had to earn it the hard way. 

[ Chris Staggs:] Why would pushing me help me in the IW?  Wouldn't I fall down?

[ Chris Naggs:] I mean give you a push for the World Title and I mean a legit push. None of the Carey's screw job pushes he gave you last year. You need a power push.

[ Chris Staggs:] So we need to find the POWER OF THE PUSH!!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] Um okay

[ Chris Staggs:] I am the little engine like I told ya two weeks ago. I think I can... I think I can find the POWER OF THE PUSH!

[ Chris Naggs:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] What are we waiting for? Let's find the POWER OF THE PUSH!

( Chris Staggs starts toward the door. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Wait do you know where you are going.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs leaves the room. Chris Naggs sighs as he leaves while Bubbles is seen dancing to Thriller in the background. Scene fades back to the sidewalk as they walk yeah walk again. Apparently they can't afford a rental car or taxi. )

[ Chris Naggs:] So where are we heading Chris?

[ Chris Staggs:] The place where the POWER OF THE PUSH comes from.

[ Chris Naggs:] And that would be.

[ Chris Staggs:] You will see.

[ Chris Naggs:] Well while we walk to the place can you at least talk about your matches.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Two matches Sunday Night. I feel like a black guy.

[ Chris Naggs:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] You know a black guy, I do all this work. While all the others don't have to do the same amount of work.

[ Chris Naggs:] Um where the fuck are you going with that?

[ Chris Staggs:] Remember those black guys that had to work without pay.

[ Chris Naggs:] Oh you mean a slave.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Anyway not only that, no one thinks I am good. They always say I am a filler or something to that effect. I won't make a good champion and so on.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ah, those are just little bitches that are jealous that you have two titles why they don't have shit. They are fucking idiots who don't know they don't have any fucking ounce of talent.

[ Chris Staggs:] Whoa WIRTY DORD MAINA THERE NAGGSY! FO SHO! Anyway I guess I can talk about this Sunday. First Grady and I have to defend our IW Tag Team Titles against Dude Job and The Local Fan. So I have to face Dude Job again, sure he wished my good luck in the Adrenaline Eruption Match but I don't think he really meant it. I don't know how to take him, he is mean one minute to me then comes back and apologizes to me the other minute. He is like a double spy. Wait who are you working for Dude Job? Is it the Evil Russian? I hope it isn't cause I have already beaten the Evil Russian a bunch of times. He just doesn't understand when I tell him no to the M&Ms. Nah, that can't be it. Dude Job you want to take the tag titles away from Grady and me? You don't want Scooby to stay with me. Well if that isn't just plain WHACK! Yeah I said it...it is plain whack. You think you can grab a local fan and come and beat a tag team that has become like Mario with the magic star. We have became unstoppable. We are on like Donkey Kong. We are like peanut butter and jelly, you just can't top us. Yeah, people say we are idiots yet we have kept the titles. People want to believe that Grady and I are too stupid to be champs well maybe someday people will find out that you don't have to be smart to win wrestling matches. So Dude Job you believe that you are going to top us? You can say you understand me ,but if you really did then you wouldn't try to take the tag titles from us. If you really understood me then you wouldn't try to crush my dream. You don't understand me. You just say that. It is like talking to two different people. I know a guy at Shady Acres that was just like that. He would be like one person in the morning then a black Jewish banker in the afternoon. You know Dude Job they have medicine that can help you with that. Maybe you should go there for a while. It helped me become what I am today. I am a double champion. I got my own chimp. I got everything that is cool. Heck if you take it then you might even become World Champion someday.  Though I don't think that day will come for a while as long as you have two people controlling you in like some weird scary movie. Now Dude Job you think that you picked a good partner...the Local Fan?

Local Fan, I didn't know we were wrestling  local fans now ,but Naggsy, I thought you said I was a fan favorite? I thought everyone liked me? Why does this fan then want to beat me? Is he not a fan of Scooby Doo? That can't be it no one hates Scooby Doo. Is he jealous of my smooth dance moves? I am sorry I am just blessed with the smooth moves. Is he mad that I have mad spit skills? I can't help that I got the flow that can't be slowed. Is he upset that I have been to Neverland Ranch? I can't help it if I am popular. Is he jealous that I have moonwalking monkey? Get over it. Is he bitter that I have lived with Michael Jackson? Hey like I said I can't help if I am popular. Is he jealous that I have the tag team belts? I can't help if Grady and I are unstoppable in the tag team ranks. I don't know why he hates me, maybe he will let me know in his promo. Also he may let me know this too... I don't understand why a fan has to be so mysterious? Who are you hiding from? Are you the old man in the first part of Scooby Doo? Wait that is who you are. You are trying to ruin my life well it won't happen. Grady and I will catch you and find out if you are Old Man Finster, then we will rip off your mask and show the world it is you Old Man Finster. Though I think I can beat a seventy year old man especially when Grady is helping me. There is no way that Whateva Fo Sho can not win once again we are the kings of tag and laser tag. Now I don't understand why Dude Job would want to team up with some seventy year old man wanting to keep me from having Scooby. Maybe it is Dude Job's dad I don't know. All I know is that Grady and I are not going to lose our tag team titles to you two.  

Now on to the Six Man Match, Erick Caine, he thinks he is going to win the six man match just cause he decided to drop the Jeff Harris gimmick? Wait he said that no one could beat him. Didn't Grady and I beat him and Trent Paul? Hmm I think we did, maybe Caine forgot about that. Oh well, he is probably fresh with promos since he hasn't done many while pulling on this cool Jeff Harris gimmick. So I guess you were holding yourself back. Well Caine you are just doing promos so you can do the Harris gimmick after you win the title, right? Didn't you hear Ranma the other night? He doesn't want another Jeff Harris. He wants a guy that shows up every week....that's me.  Anyway I don't know why I am even trying to win the match. You said that no can match your ability. Though I have beaten you twice. Hmmm I guess I didn't match it. I passed it! BOOM! BURN! You can talk about not putting forth an effort ,but why didn't you just take time off? Wait a second you have to lose the World Title before you do that. My bad. So you are better than everyone and you have ability that is unmatched. Hmmm you are Erick Caine right? I am making sure, it just seems like I am listening to Pete Ebdon. Though I am beginning to think that everyone thinks that they are the best ever. I mean it seems every one says that ,but if you had unmatched ability wouldn't you be like undefeated World champ?  Now wait you didn't try. Yeah Naggsy says that a lot when I beat him in chutes n ladders. I know he is lying just like you. You know where liars go to? They go to H E double hockey sticks. Caine you can enjoy your time there while I am up in Heaven bowling with Angels, you know that is where thunder comes from.  

Johnny O. wait the greasy lion I forgot you changed your name, it is nice to see that your hair has grown back since the time Grady and I set your hair on fire. How should we have known that hair spray and fire doesn't mix though it was a cool fireball. Then again you deserved it for killing my wiener dog. Though I have to tell you, I don't look forward to having a match with you. Basically this means that you will attack me and attack me in the back till the match begins. That isn't right. Plus you already killed my wiener dog, you injured Ev and Naggs last year. You see you can talk about all the greasy lions you want. You can play songs in your promo, but that still doesn't mean that you are going to beat me. You see I am doing this for Scooby, I am trying to have him stay with me forever. It doesn't matter if it is one or a zillion Billion Million guys in the match I am going to win the title. Sure I lost at the pay per view ,but that is because Hurley ducked. If he wouldn't have ducked I would have still been in the match. Anyway Johnny O. this time you don't have your big tree cutting guy or funny looking cop to attack me. You can't jump me from behind cause we have you outnumbered now. Johnny O. you want think that Grady and I are a waste of wrestling space, well your nose takes up all the space. DOUBLE BURN! Naggsy said he isn't surprised you haven't attacked the whole roster to get a title shot, that is what you did the last time you can. You just attacked the champions and hoped they gave you a shot. I am glad that you didn't decide to do that. So you can take you and your big nose go home cause to where the greasy lions live. You are going to understand my drive to be with Scooby. You are not going to win this match. You are not going to prevent me from becoming united with Scooby. 

Estimated Prophets again!? I just wrestled you last week. Though you might want to try The Brain face this time. I think you had the prophet face in the match, last week. Maybe The Brain will be better. I mean the face will be smarter after all it is the face that remembers all your thousand monikers. Also if maybe if you talk to the guy instead of the boy, he might be able to give you some tips or something. You know kids can't wrestle. Although I saw these smalls Mexicans who looks like kids and I asked him how old he was and he said 30 and I was like no way. He was like C. And I was like what does the letter C have to do with this. Anyway back to you... Now I think I will be safer if you don't come as your third face that has the genie and cool paper bag over his head. Then all you will have to do is wish to win the match and the genie will grant your wish. Though that would be cheating and cheaters go to jail. Plus your third face would be unstoppable if you brought the genie to the ring. Thank goodness that you won't or at least I hope you don't. Anyway Estimated Prophet you can say I will never win the World title ,but that doesn't mean it won't come true. You also believed that you wouldn't lose to me the last two times. Allen you see when it comes to wrestling without Grady, Naggsy told me that I am undefeated, I don't plan on losing anytime soon. Oh and Naggs said the Adrenaline Eruption doesn't count. Since it was basically a battle royal. Anyway Estimated Prophets, you can bring all the faces you want ,but you still aren't going to prevent me from what is mine. You can talk to your boy, your friend, and your Genie while I talk to Chris Naggs, Grady, and Bubbles then we will see who has the better game plan. Allen you are going to see that I am not the white stuff in the middle of the Oreo, though I am just as popular.   

Ali Khadafi, I am sorry but I don't speak that language in your promo so I don't know how to respond. First I thought it was pig Latin but then I remember I didn't know pig Latin either. Agh oh well you know smoking weed is bad for you. It is against the law too. I might not be the smartest guy ,but I don't think showing that on television is a smart idea. You never know what police are watching your promo. They are like Santa Claus, they are always watching you. At least that is what the old man in the shack that is in the middle of the woods told me. He said that they are trying to control our minds wait that might be the government.  Then this old black guy told me that the police will arrest you just for being black! Ali you could be arrested for two charges. I wouldn't cut another promo, just to make sure the police don't arrest you. Oh well. Ali you will not prevent me from my goal...period. 

Damon Zombie AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! No, I don't want to die wait Naggs told me that you would starve if you ate my brains. So HA! Wait a minute was that an insult Naggs?

[ Chris Naggs:] Um no.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! So Zombie, you went after my brother, now you are going after me huh? You think you can just come here and eat my brains? I am not going to be your open buffet. I am going to be harder to get into than Sam's Club. FO SHO! You need a membership to get into that place. Those stupid think they are better than me stores that won't let me go in. I know they are having a cool party in that store. Zombie I am going to drive you back to your coffin. I am going to shut it and lock it then take crazy glue to it. FO SHO! So you still think you are going to eat my brain? Well it isn't going to be that easy. You see I am going to bring my super duper very very top secret kit with me this Sunday. I am going to bring it to the ring and that way I will be safe. Yep, I am going to bring the onions, the steak that taste like wood, wear light colored clothes, and bring a Coors Light Silver Bullet. That way I know I will be safe. Yeah, I might not be able to sleep this week from watching scary movies trying to figure out how to stop you from eating my brains ,but it is worth it. I mean I can't watch television with out my brain. How will I ever figure out the Scooby Doo mysteries or how to count to ten in Spanish on Sesame Street without my brain. Anyway looking at your last promo that will keep me up tonight, it seems that you still are talking about my brother so I am safe for right now. Oh and JD you can say it was a match, but you admitted that I was your brother you can't take that back. Zombie you are not going to prevent me from winning and coming closer to having Scooby stay with me.

So now all you now know and knowing is half the battle YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!

( Chris Naggs sighs as once again Staggs has rambled off some idiotic statements that make sense to a six year old more than his opponents.)

[ Chris Naggs:] Are we close to being at the place?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Just a little more.

[ Chris Naggs:] I can't wait to see this place.

[ Chris Staggs:] It's coo.

[ Chris Naggs:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] Okay we are here.

[ Chris Naggs:] The Olive Garden?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] You think the power of the push is in the Olive Garden?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Let's go in.

( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs walk into the Olive Garden as they meet the hostess.)

[ Olive Garden Hostess:] How many in your party?

[ Chris Staggs:] Where is he?

[ Olive Garden Hostess:] Where is who?

[ Chris Staggs:] The guy from the FWF.

[ Olive Garden Hostess:] You mean Brandon Kearse, he is washing the dishes in the back. 

[ Chris Staggs:] I don't think that is the guy I am looking for.

[ Olive Garden Hostess:] Um I think that is all the FWF wrestlers we have employed.

( Chris Staggs pouts as he walks off a bit. )

[ Chris Staggs:] I know he is here.

[ Chris Naggs:] I am going to hate myself for this... Why do you believe that?

[ Chris Staggs:] Well people talked about this guy in the FWF having the POWER OF THE PUSH.

[ Chris Naggs:] So?

[ Chris Staggs:] Well he sounds like the people in the commercial talking about the Olive Garden.

[ Chris Naggs:] Um yeah they are Italian that doesn't mean that they have Jimmy Luciano or the power of the push.

[ Chris Staggs:] Well they said "When you're here, you're family" so see they are his family.

[ Chris Naggs:] It's a catchphrase. 

[ Chris Staggs:] Well how do you explain his finisher Sampler Italiano?

[ Chris Naggs:] His finisher was Sudden Immortality and anyway you don't need Jimmy Luciano's push you already have the InterNational title.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Yes.

[ Chris Staggs:] How am I going to get the POWER OF THE PUSH then? 

[ Chris Naggs:] Create it yourself.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Good now can we go home?

[ Chris Staggs:] I don't know Luciano's finisher sounds pretty good right now.

[ Chris Naggs:] Fine we will go eat.

( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs walks toward the Olive Garden. )

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