[ Chris Naggs:] What is wrong with you? You should be happy that you are double champion.

[ Chris Staggs:] But I didn't win the other title. Scooby is still far far away.

[ Chris Naggs:] It is not like you won't get another shot at the World Title.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah, you are Chris Staggs.

[ Chris Staggs:] That I am.

[ Chris Naggs:] You will get another world title shot.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! World Title shots for me are like a law.

[ Chris Naggs:] Feel better now?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Good.

[ Chris Staggs:] Wait.

[ Chris Naggs:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] Grady has a chance to win one of the titles I need.

[ Chris Naggs:] Umm if he wins the title it counts toward you since you are tag partners.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! GO GRADY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!! NOT REALLY BUT GO ANYWAY!!!

( Chris Staggs breaks out the Birthday Dance. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah alright then.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! So what up?

[ Chris Naggs:] Your match.

[ Chris Staggs:] I just had three Sunday.

[ Chris Naggs:] Well you have another one.

[ Chris Staggs:] Against who?

[ Chris Naggs:] The Estimated Prophet Brian Allen.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh what is a prophet?

[ Chris Naggs:] A predictor basically.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs smiles and nods, just then Bubbles walks up.)

[ Chris Staggs:] Sup My Funky Monkey.

( Bubbles The Chimp stares at Staggs.)

[ Chris Staggs:] What? Oh oops....my funky chimp.

( Bubbles The Chimp nods his head. )

[ Chris Staggs:] So what up?

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EW EW EW AH AGH AHHHHHHHH!

[ Chris Staggs:] Really?

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EW UH!

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Um Staggs...

[ Chris Staggs:] What?

[ Chris Naggs:] You mind either letting us in on the Bubbles conversation or not talking to Bubbles during your promo.

[ Chris Staggs:] Bubbles was telling me he was the Lost Prophet.

[ Chris Naggs:] What the hell?

[ Chris Staggs:] He is the Lost Prophet.

[ Chris Naggs:] You are kidding right?

[ Chris Staggs:] I don't think so.

[ Chris Naggs:] This is stupid.

[ Chris Staggs:] I don't know, maybe having the Lost Prophet will help us. He can predict who the fake ghost is on Scooby Doo.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh. Anyway I think he will have to prove it before I believe him.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] I can't believe we are doing this.

( Bubbles looks at them in confusion.)

[ Chris Staggs:] Bubbles....the mighty Lost Prophet....tell us something.

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EW EEEEEEE AGH EW EW 

[ Chris Naggs:] That means?

[ Chris Staggs:] Beware the milk.

[ Chris Naggs:] What the hell is that suppose to mean?

[ Chris Staggs:] Beware the milk.

[ Chris Naggs:] What milk?

[ Chris Staggs:] Probably the milk in the fridge.

( Chris Naggs stands up and waddles over to the fridge and opens it. He pulls out the gallon of milk and opens it as he takes a sniff. He jerks his head back. )

[ Chris Naggs:] I guess he meant the milk was bad.

[ Chris Staggs:] That proves it.

[ Chris Naggs:] Not really, he could have just checked the fridge.....God why am I arguing this?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Bubbles.....the mighty Lost Prophet.....tell us something.

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] AGH EH EW EEEEEEEEEE EW EW EW.

[ Chris Staggs:] WHOA!

[ Chris Naggs:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] Don't go into the bathroom.

[ Chris Naggs:] What is that suppose to mean?

[ Chris Staggs:] I don't know.

[ Chris Naggs:] Well that is stupid.

( Chris Staggs grabs his crotch and starts jumping up and down. )

[ Chris Naggs:] What the hell has got into you?

[ Chris Staggs:] I gotta pee.

[ Chris Naggs:] Well go.

[ Chris Staggs:] But Bubbles said don't go into the bathroom.

[ Chris Naggs:] Fine I will go in first.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Naggs walks down the hall and walks into the bathroom. )

BAM! 

[ Chris Naggs:] DAMNIT!

[ Chris Staggs:] HE WAS RIGHT!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] I slipped on the water you left standing in the bathroom after your bath.

[ Chris Staggs:] Kermit Bubble Bath FO SHO!.

[ Chris Naggs:] I think you are fine now.

( Chris Staggs shoves Naggs out of the bathroom and shuts the door. A minute later. )

FLUSH!

( Chris Staggs walks out )

[ Chris Staggs:] So now do you believe.

[ Chris Naggs:] All this proves is that Bubbles is observant and we still don't know that is what Bubbles is saying.

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude I am down with the chimp.

[ Chris Naggs:] Okay?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! 

[ Chris Naggs:] I have an idea...

[ Chris Staggs:] WAIT!

[ Chris Naggs:] What now?

[ Chris Staggs:] Let Bubbles The Lost Prophet tell me what your idea is.

[ Chris Naggs:] Fine.

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] EW EW AH HA EW EEEE

[ Chris Naggs:] Um okay?

[ Chris Staggs:] Beware The Three Faces?

[ Chris Naggs:] Ah yes, talk about Brian Allen.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Wait he has three faces? Wow...I bet he is the king of costumes when it comes to trick or treating. He can go as one thing and get candy then switch his face ring the door bell again get candy, then one more time switch faces to the third one and get more candy. He gets three times the candy that everyone else does. Man this guy is awesome. He has three faces and one can predict the future. Wow, yet I don't know how great a power it is when my chimp has the same power...No offense Bubbles. Though I have to admit being able to predict the future would make surprise parties and Scooby Doo not fun anymore. I mean you would know that the party is being held ,then you would know it was the old man at the beginning of the show is the "ghost" on Scooby Doo. I guess you must hate that part. Though at least you know the outcomes of your matches. I guess that is always good. That way you know if you need to do promos or not. You are disappointed when you lose. Now I do remember seeing your last promo, how dare you call me the white cream filling in the Oreo. Do I look like a cookie to you? 

[ Chris Naggs:] That isn't what he meant. He was calling you a filler..

[ Chris Staggs:] I thought it was filling? 

[ Chris Naggs:] He means that put you in matches just to fill space.

[ Chris Staggs:] That is dumb. I mean why would I just fill a space?  I would move thus not filling that space long. See HA! I am not a filler. I am a mover. I don't stand around and stand in one place or people would hit me in the match. Anyway I don't care if your first face can predict the future. That doesn't mean anything. I mean whoopie doo you know the ending of Scooby Doo and the Smurfs. So I figure out most of the shows right before they solve it or I act like I do. That way I look smart in front of Naggsy. 

Now moving on to your second face...The Brain. What? I am wrestling a brain? Wait that is just a name right Naggsy?

[ Chris Naggs:] Yes. It is a moniker one of his thousands of monikers he is known by.

[ Chris Staggs:] Whoa he has a thousand names he goes by? I guess that is why they call him The Brain too. You would have to own a very big brain to remember over a thousand names that you go by. Although all this face does is talk to some guy and insult his opponent at the beginning. You sure this is another face? It seems like he just switched people he was talking to. He went from talking to the boy then to the guy. So you can change your name by just talking to a different guy? Wow, I might have to remember that. So two faces are basically the same, he just talks to different people and puts on a mask? That shouldn't count as another face. That should be like one and half. Anyway wouldn't putting on a mask hid your second face anyway? 

Allen, I have to admit that I am jealous of your third face. He is a so cool. He has his own Genie. Sure I have a game genie but it isn't the same. I can't get my Scooby Doo with a game genie. All I can do it beat Super Mario with it. Which is cool too, but not as cool as my very own Genie. Also the third face gets to wear this awesome bag over his head. I would do that too ,but Naggsy says that I embarrass him enough and that I don't need to wear the bag over my head to embarrass him even more. Allen I do have one question...How do you see real good with that bag on your head? I remember when I wore a mask ,as Scooby of course, during last Halloween, I couldn't see to the left or to the right of me thus I still don't know who stole my candy. I know I had more then half a bag but didn't have much of anything when I got back to Neverland Ranch. All I had left was Red Hots. Now I would think seeing to the left and right would be helpful in a match when someone is running at you. Though it doesn't seem to affect your mood any. You are always smiling no matter what happens to you.

[ Chris Naggs:] That is because it is drawn on the bag.

[ Chris Staggs:] OH MY GOD HE HAS NO MOUTH!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Errr no, it is drawn on the bag that is over his head.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh. I was fixing to say I would try to return the face if it didn't come with a mouth. Anyway Allen, I was talking to Naggsy and Naggsy told me I have a victory over you. Which is cool. I just wished I could remember it. Naggsy said it was when I was in the FWF. Though I am afraid I don't remember cause of the trip to Shady Acres pretty much makes my memory fuzzy as dice from past the trip to the Shady Acres point on. Anyway he said that the match was a Bad Luck match in which you lost. He said this ended up giving you bad luck or something. I don't know what he was talking about. Anyway I am sorry that I gave you bad luck ,but I guess that is what happened. Oh yeah and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter said that he still owns you in the old school dance off. He said that he is still the undefeated FWF Dance Champion. You know I wished I could remember this cause it sounds fun. I bet I could beat Greg for his title. Though Naggsy said that I was a loser in the FWF. I don't think that was very nice of him. He said that we both were glorified jobbers. So I guess I am glad I don't remember all those losses. Too bad you do. He said you lost like 13 matches. That is a lot of matches. I mean that is more matches then I can count on BOTH HANDS! Don't worry now Allen, maybe three faces won't lead you to another 13 lost streak. After all you have a couple wins that is more then you had in the FWF. Anyway who cares about the FWF? I know I don't cause well I can't remember it. Allen you can try and insult me by calling me stupid or an idiot ,but once again I still don't see how pinning an opponent to the mat takes that much smarts. Allen you can go ahead and call me nothing cause I lose world title matches. Naggsy....did this match become a world title match?

[ Chris Naggs:] Nope.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Sorry Allen, this match hasn't been changed to a world title match. Apparently I don't lose many matches that are not world title matches. Allen, and your three faces, do you understand now? Good now you know and knowing is half the battle....YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!!!!!

( Chris Staggs grins like an idiot )

[ Chris Naggs:] Thanks I guess.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! So do you believe that Bubbles is the Lost Prophet.

[ Chris Naggs:] No.

[ Chris Staggs:] Bubbles.

( Bubbles The Chimp comes over toward Chris Staggs)

[ Chris Staggs:] Bubbles.....the mighty Lost Prophet.....tell us something.

[ Chris Naggs:] Do you always have to do that?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Bubbles The Chimp:] AHHH AH EW EW EW EEEE

[ Chris Staggs:] I won't.

[ Chris Naggs:] You won't what?

[ Chris Staggs:] Don't eat the sandwich behind the baking soda. Beware Stomach Pains.

[ Chris Naggs:] Just a second!

( Chris Naggs walks over to the fridge and looks in. He moves the baking soda. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Again this doesn't mean anything

[ Chris Staggs:] Huh?

[ Chris Naggs:] I don't think anyone would eat the sandwich....it is covered in mold. 

[ Chris Staggs:] How did he see it?

[ Chris Naggs:] Maybe he looked in the fridge. 

[ Chris Staggs:] How dare you call Bubbles a cheater.

[ Chris Naggs:] He isn't a prophet.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yes he is.

[ Chris Naggs:] Damnit Chris, all he has done is make noises and you say something stupid.

[ Chris Staggs:] I told you I was down with the chimp. I know the lingo.

[ Chris Naggs:] Fine whateva...

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] I promise you....you will believe that Bubbles is the Lost Prophet...

( EWWW CLIFFHANGER!!! DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAA! Extreme close up of Bubbles )

( END PROMO)