[ Chris Naggs:] What are you doing?

[ Chris Staggs:] I was trying to figure out which one of the bunnies is the crazy one then we got into a staring contest.

[ Chris Naggs:] Um okay.

[ Chris Staggs:] They're good. They have won four straight times.

[ Chris Naggs:] That is just sad.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh yeah why don't you try it.

[ Chris Naggs:] I don't want to.

[ Chris Staggs:] Cause you know you are going to lose.

[ Chris Naggs:] No, cause it is stupid.

[ Chris Staggs:] You are scared of the ultimate stare down that the bunnies have.

[ Chris Naggs:] No. Drop it Chris.

[ Chris Staggs:] No. Just admit that you are scared of the bunnies stare down.

[ Chris Naggs:] FINE! I AM SCARED. STOP WITH THIS STUPID CONVERSATION!

[ Chris Staggs:] See that wasn't so hard. Don't worry I don't think anyone could beat them at a staring contest.

[ Chris Naggs:] I don't care.

[ Chris Staggs:] You should. They could become champions of the staring contest.

[ Chris Naggs:] This has gone on long enough. 

[ Chris Staggs:] You're right. I should figure out which on is the crazy one. 

( Chris Staggs looks at the bunnies )

[ Chris Staggs:] Hmmm they don't do much do they?

[ Chris Naggs:] I guess not.

[ Chris Staggs:] Would the crazy one please hop forward.

( Nothing happens as the bunnies just stand there. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Are you sure we were in the crazy bunny section of the pet store?

[ Chris Naggs:] Sure.

[ Chris Staggs:] I think they ripped us off.

[ Chris Naggs:] Why do you say that.

[ Chris Staggs:] None of them are crazy.

[ Chris Naggs:] Oh well.

[ Chris Staggs:] Wait I know what to do.

[ Chris Naggs:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] They are probably hungry.

[ Chris Naggs:] You haven't fed them since you got them?

[ Chris Staggs:] I forgot.

[ Chris Naggs:] I knew you wouldn't feed them.

[ Chris Staggs:] WHOA! You can see the future!?

[ Chris Naggs:] No I just know you.

[ Chris Staggs:] And I know you. So?

[ Chris Naggs:] Nothing. Go ahead and feed them.

( Chris Staggs jumps up and runs in the kitchen and returns with a handful of something. He drops some blue pills in the cage as Chris Naggs eyes light up. )

[ Chris Naggs:] What the hell did you give them?

( Chris Staggs shrugs his shoulders )

[ Chris Naggs:] Great you don't know what you gave them.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] UGH! I hope they don't die.

[ Chris Staggs:] But I fed them.

[ Chris Naggs:] You don't know what you gave them though and that wasn't food.

[ Chris Staggs:] It wasn't? I thought they were candy like sweet tarts.

[ Chris Naggs:] You gave them some type of pills.

( Just then the light brown one jumps on top of the gray bunny and starts going to town. )

[ Chris Staggs:] ALRIGHT! WE FOUND THE CRAZY ONE!

[ Chris Naggs:] Um.....

[ Chris Staggs:] WOW! The brown one is really going crazy.

[ Chris Naggs:] .......

[ Chris Staggs:] He is trying to kill the other one.

[ Chris Naggs:] I don't think he is trying to kill her.

[ Chris Staggs:] YES HE IS! HE IS UM UM WHAT IS HE DOING?!

[ Chris Naggs:] I am guessing he is doing the gray one.

[ Chris Staggs:] What?

[ Chris Naggs:] WAIT! BLUE PILLS!? YOU GAVE THE MY VIAGRA I MEAN ERR YOU GAVE THEM SOMEBODY'S VIAGRA WHO LEFT IT HERE BEFORE US!

[ Chris Staggs:] So?

[ Chris Naggs:] So they are going to be doing that for a while.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh. well hmmm. So we are going to have to wait to find out the crazy one.

[ Chris Naggs:] I guess

[ Chris Staggs:] Um doesn't this make our promo only able to be seen by 17 year olds?

[ Chris Naggs:] Huh?

[ Chris Staggs:] NC-17.

[ Chris Naggs:] Two things first showing two rabbits fucking doesn't make it NC-17 or a Sick Puppy promo. And NC-17 means no one under 17 can see it. If you are older you can watch it.

[ Chris Staggs:] OH FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Yes.

[ Chris Staggs:] So what have you been up to?

[ Chris Naggs:] What are you doing?

[ Chris Staggs:] Making small talk till they finish.

[ Chris Naggs:] I got a better idea.

[ Chris Staggs:] Chutes and Ladders?!

[ Chris Naggs:] What!? No, why don't you talk about your match.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! I just want to know one thing.

[ Chris Naggs:] What is that?

[ Chris Staggs:] Why doesn't anyone want to talk to me?

[ Chris Naggs:] What do you mean?

[ Chris Staggs:] This is the third time my opponent hasn't released a promo. I mean is it me? Are they ignoring me for some reason. Desmon Baggs, if you are mad at me. I am sorry. Please talk to me. Why doesn't anyone ever have anything to say to me. I am getting bored talking to someone who doesn't saying anything back. I mean Bubbles doesn't talk back to me but he does at least make chimp sounds back at me. So Desmon, why don't you just make sounds at me. Why don't you show us your journal. Wait that is it isn't it. You are mad at the Doogie Howser crack I made about you in my last promo? I am sorry ,but you are a Doogie Howser wannabe. I can't help from telling the truth. Though maybe you want to go hang out with your friends instead of talking about me. That is fine I did that last week when I went to hang out with Scooby and Gang. I at least had Aluminum Man stand in for me and talk about my opponent who also ignored me too. Desmon why won't you talk to me? Are you trying to be one of those clowns who don't talk? I hope not cause clowns are scary and especially ones who don't even talk to you. They just stare at you with those evil looking faces then they get trapped in the box. Are you trapped in a box Desmon? Use the rope if you are. That is what they usually do. Wait maybe they think they are cooler then me. Desmon, you think you are cooler then me don't you? You think just cause you have a crazy bunny  that makes you like the king of cool. Well you know what? It doesn't crazy bunnies aren't the only thing that makes you cool. Desmon though that is the only thing you have going for you. I mean what else do you have that makes you cool? Nothing. Your journal isn't cool cause Doogie Howser hasn't been around for like five years.

[ Chris Naggs:] More like over 10 years.

[ Chris Staggs:] Really? Wow. Desmon you need to quit living in the past. Desmon so go ahead and ignore me ,but for some reason it seems that if people don't talk about me, they end up losing to me. Huh go figure. I don't know what it is. I am just letting you know what the trend has been lately. Though you still don't want Scooby to stay with me do you? You don't want me to be happy. That is another thing that doesn't make you cool. You are a party pooper. You think that you are going to take my International title away from me. Well you have about as much chance as Scrappy Doo ever not being annoying. That isn't going to happen. I have seen countless episodes with Scrappy and he has been annoying in every single one of them. Though it is not like you haven't had your chances at winning other belts. Just last week you had a chance taking away the title from the evil Russian. It wasn't my fault that you lost. So why are you coming after my title now? Anyway why do you want the titles... wait, you have the same deal that I have don't you? You win all the titles and Scooby Doo gets to stay with you forever don't ya? Well you are not going to get to have him. It is going to me. Yep, Uh huh, FO SHO! So go ahead and try to act like you are cooler than me by ignoring me. I will just keep on winning and making my way to having Scooby Doo live with me forever. Then I will go on and win the volcano match and then um how many titles does the IW have? Oh well I will win them all! I am will be the coolest wrestler in the IW! BOOMYA! SHAKA LAKA! So Desmon now you know and knowing is half the battle. YOOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!!! FO SHO!

( Chris Naggs just shakes his head )

[ Chris Staggs:] So are they done?

[ Chris Naggs:] Doesn't appear to be.

[ Chris Staggs:] Hmmm

( Chris Staggs bends down to the cage. )

[ Chris Staggs:] HURRY UP!

( Chris Naggs just stares at him. )

[ Chris Staggs:] What?

[ Chris Naggs:] That won't work.

[ Chris Staggs:] I need to figure out which one is the crazy bunny.

[ Chris Naggs:] Probably the one not doing anything.

[ Chris Staggs:] Really!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Sure.

[ Chris Staggs:] How do you know?

[ Chris Naggs:] He has to be crazy just eating the Viagra and not using it.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh.

[ Chris Naggs:] Yep.

[ Chris Staggs:] WOOT! I GOT MY CRAZY BUNNY! IN YOUR FACE DESMON!

( Chris Staggs does the cabbage patch dance. He then bends down and looks at the white and black spotted bunny )

[ Chris Staggs:] YOU ARE MY CRAZY BUNNY! YOU WILL PROTECT US FROM PEOPLE BEATING US UP!  WOOO

( The Bunny just stares back at Chris Staggs.)

[ Chris Staggs:] OKAY! ONE MORE REMATCH!