[ Aluminum Man:] Can't you remember that!

[ Chris Naggs:] Um yeah, Chri--Aluminum Man what is with the episode title?

[ Aluminum Man:] Duh, we are UNCERTIFIED super heroes and sidekicks. We need episode titles.

[ Chris Naggs:] Um okay but that is too clever for you to come up with.

[ Aluminum Man:] Bubbles came up with the idea.

[ Chris Naggs:] Of course.

[ Aluminum Man:] Speaking of Bubbles have you seen Bubble The Wonder Chimp yet?

[ Chris Naggs:] No.

[ Aluminum Man:] Well meet the NEW AND IMPROVED! BUBBLES THE WONDER CHIMP!

[ Chris Naggs:] Um yeah. 

[ Aluminum Man:] Now all we need is my other sidekick NAGGAR THE VIKING!

( Aluminum Man stares at Chris Naggs. )

[ Chris Naggs:] I was hoping you would forget.

[ Aluminum Man:] Forget Cluck Cluck? NEVER!

( Chris Naggs sighs and walks into the bedroom and few minutes later walks out )

[ Aluminum Man:] NAGGAR THE VIKING!! YAY!

[ Naggar The Viking:] Um yeah.

[ Aluminum Man:] Good we are all here. The other day Cluck Cluck just escaped us by the skin of his teeth. But now we got him pinned down again.

[ Naggar The Viking:] When did you pin him down? You watched cartoons and went to bed last night.

[ Aluminum Man:] Umm well I know through my dreams. Yeah I can look over the city in my dreams.

[ Naggar The Viking:] That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

[ Aluminum Man:] Shut up it's one of my super powers!!!

[ Naggar The Viking:] Right.

[ Aluminum Man:] Now Cluck Cluck's SUPER DUPER TOP VERY VERY SECRET HIDEOUT! is a little farther then walking distance so we will have to take a vehicle.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Our rental car.

[ Aluminum Man:] No. WE ARE UNCERTIFIED SUPER HEROES! WE RIDE IN STYLE!

( The trio exit the hotel room and enter the hall. They get in the elevator go down to the lobby and outside toward the parking garage. They walk a bit as they stop as Naggar the Viking looks pissed. )

[ Naggar The Viking:] I thought Staggs sold the Hen Mobile.

[ Aluminum Man:] He did, he sold it to me for a bag of M&Ms. 

[ Naggar The Viking:] Why am I not surprised.

[ Aluminum Man:] Cause you are my sidekick.

[ Naggar The Viking:] That made no sense.

[ Aluminum Man:] Uh yeah, so um let's go.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Fine.

( The trio pack into the original Hen Mobile, the one Staggs stole from Hen a year ago. As Staggs cranks the car and they head off. )

[ Aluminum Man:] WOO!

[ Naggar The Viking:] Damn it you still didn't fix the car did you?

[ Aluminum Man:] What is wrong with it?

[ Naggar The Viking:] The hydraulics are constantly on.

[ Aluminum Man:] I know fun isn't it.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Not really.

[ Aluminum Man:] Whateva.................FO SHO! Bubbles The Chimp Wonder hand me my theme music CD.

( Bubbles The Chimp Wonder grabs a CD carrier and pulls out a burnt CD and hands it to Aluminum Man. Aluminum Man puts in the CD. )

DA DA DA
Aluminum MAN!
DA DA DA
ALUMINUM MAN!
DA DA DA
ALUMINUM MAN! 
DA DA DA!
ALUMINUM MAN! SAVING THE WORLD!
ALUMINUM MAN! WOOO!

[ Naggar The Viking:] What the hell is this crap?

[ Aluminum Man:] It's my theme song.

[ Naggar The Viking:] It sucks.

[ Aluminum Man:] No way! I am a great singer.

[ Naggar The Viking:] You did this?

[ Aluminum Man:] FO SHO! I made it at the mall.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Figures.

( Aluminum Man hits the repeat button as Naggar The Viking sighs as they continue down the road as they make there way to Cluck Cluck's SUPER DUPER TOP VERY VERY SECRET HIDEOUT! After twenty minutes they come to a stop as the Hen Mobile finally comes to a stop on the third bounce.)

[ Naggar The Viking:] Um what are we doing at a chicken plant?

[ Aluminum Man:] It's Cluck Cluck's SUPER DUPER TOP VERY VERY SECRET HIDEOUT! Duh.

[ Naggar The Viking:] You know what they do at chicken plants don't ya?

[ Aluminum Man:] FO SHO! They make chickens. Cluck Cluck's evil plan is to overrun the world with chickens while using the power of the Aluminum Title.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Um right.

[ Aluminum Man:] FO SHO! Let's go in.

( Naggar The Viking sighs as they look to enter the chicken plant. They sneak around as Naggar The Viking looks at Aluminum Man. )

[ Naggar The Viking:] Um do you know where we are going?

[ Aluminum Man:] FO SHO!

( Aluminum Man opens the door and walks in as Naggar The Viking stops as he stares at the door which reads "Janitor Closet". Aluminum Man quickly walks out. )

[ Aluminum Man:] Ah just as I thought they don't have 409. 

[ Naggar The Viking:] Um okay. I think the main floor is this way.

( The trio walks a bit then enters through double doors as they reach the main floor of the chicken plant as they see illegal immigrants snapping necks of chickens, plucking the feathers and so on as Aluminum Man looks stunned at what he is seeing. )

[ Aluminum Man:] OH MY GOD! CLUCK CLUCK IS COMMITTING GENESIS!!!!

[ Naggar The Viking:] You mean genocide.

[ Aluminum Man:] That is what I said.

[ Naggar The Viking:] No you referenced a 80's band. 

[ Aluminum Man:] Cluck Cluck is a member of a 80's band!? COO! Wait they sucked. Cluck Cluck is too evil to be good.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Nevermind.

[ Aluminum Man:] Let us see if we can find out where Cluck Cluck is.

( Aluminum Man grabs a worker. )

[ Aluminum Man:] Where is Cluck Cluck?

[ Illegal Immigrant Worker:] Yo no sé que usted tipo loco vistió en el aluminio

[ Aluminum Man:] OH MY GOD! Cluck Cluck has his own language and his McNugget Ninjas speak it.

[ Naggar The Viking:] That is Spanish.

[ Aluminum Man:] Oh well um do you know how to speak Spanish.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Uh no.

[ Aluminum Man:] Well dang it. Cluck Cluck has gotten away again. Let's go.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Good.

[ Aluminum Man:] No not good. Cluck Cluck still has my Aluminum Title.

( The trio leaves the chicken plant as the illegal immigrants continue to work for almost nothing. They reach the parking lot. )

[ Naggar The Viking:] Why don't you talk about Chris Staggs's match. 

[ Aluminum Man:] Fine since Staggs won't be back till tonight. Cluck Cluck you can continue to hide from me ,but you will have to show up at Adrenaline to face Staggs and me. Yes I said me. I will be there too. I am not going to interfere in the match. No I will let Staggs take care of you. I will just show up after the match and take what is mine. Yes you guessed it. The Aluminum Title. You better have the title cause I told you last time I am going to L.A.P.D. style on ya if you don't, but let me make it better. I will go L.A.P.D. on you like you are a black man in a nice neighborhood. Oh yeah I think you know that I mean business. Then I will arrest you and take you to jail. Then I can go over to the Halls of Justice and taunt them cause I caught you and they didn't. Superman has got nothing on me. Batman doesn't have the sidekicks like I do. And Wonder Women well I will ask her for a date cause I am the best super hero in the world. Anyway Cluck Cluck, you seem too busy moving place to place to be able to release a promo on Staggs. I have you scared don't I? Well you can quit running. I will just take you in after Staggs defeats you and takes your International Title from you and you will see how it feels to have something  stole from you. Though you are probably saying that I stole the Hen Mobile from you. That isn't true. Chris Staggs stole the Hen Mobile from you. I just happened to buy it stolen. So ha you can't get me there. Now Cluck Cluck you can try to come out and say that Staggs is an idiot well would an idiot be able to hang out with Scooby and the gang. Heck Cluck Cluck you are not cool enough to be International Champion. Chris Staggs is the coolest guy I know. I mean come on we are talking about hanging out with Scooby....SCOOBY! I don't see you hanging out with any cool people. You hang out with the same people. So Cluck Cluck you know that you are going to lose that is why you are spending all your time running away the UNCERTIFIED superhero....ALUMINUM MAN! THIRD PERSON REP! FO SHO! Cluck Cluck, you will have no table to defeat Chris Staggs this time. You will not have the run ins cause we will make sure that won't happen. We want you and Chris Staggs one on one this time. Yep no interferemaina this time like last time when you won cause of interference from your two sidekicks. By the way why did you lose them? They were better then that black guy you have now. Though that is cool I understand you have to change sometimes. I mean I had to add Bubbles The Wonder Chimp cause Naggar the Viking wasn't upholding his part of the UNCERTIFIED super hero and sidekick oath. Now I got two sidekicks and I am going to catch you thanks to them. Though you lost those two guys and added this black guy and you have been on a losing streak as of late.  That is okay cause your losing streak will continue as Chris Staggs will hand you yet another loss. Then you will not have to lose another match for a while cause you will be in JAIL FOR STEALING MY ALUMINUM TITLE!!! Don't tell me that you won it from Staggs. I let Staggs borrow it just so he could be extra strong for his match against you. Cluck Cluck you are going to have to come with your best cause Staggs is ready to go. He is actually mad at you for taking the Aluminum title. He was so mad that he had to go to hang out with Scooby to cool down cause Scooby makes anyone happy. You just watch a Scooby show and you can't help but smile. So Cluck Cluck you rest easy tonight cause tomorrow will be a day that you will never forget. Staggs will take your title, I will take you to jail, and Bubba will take your manhood. OH! BURN! Did you see that Naggar The Viking I made a burn. Cluck Cluck tomorrow your reign as International champ comes to an end.

( Aluminum Man does his super hero pose for a second then continues to walk. )

[ Naggar The Viking:] You know I might bring you back to do all Staggs's talking for matches.

[ Aluminum Man:] Wouldn't Staggs get mad?

[ Naggar The Viking:] He doesn't much like doing it.

[ Aluminum Man:] Well super heroes are to serve and protect.

[ Naggar The Viking:] That is the cops motto.

[ Aluminum Man:] I thought it was BAD BOYS BAD BOYS WHATCHA GOIN DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU!

[ Naggar The Viking:] Um yeah how silly of me.

[ Aluminum Man:] You are lucky you have me here cause you don't know much do you.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Right.

[ Aluminum Man:] That is okay I didn't make you my sidekick cause of your smarts. I hired you cause of your size and fighting ability.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Thanks....I think.

[ Aluminum Man:] No problem.

[ Naggar The Viking:] You ready to go?

[ Aluminum Man:] FO SHO! TO THE HEN MOBILE! AND TO THE ALUMINUM CAVE

( Aluminum Man and Bubbles The Chimp run to the Hen Mobile as Naggar the Viking just shakes his head and walks slowly to the Hen Mobile. He gets in as they drive off blaring Aluminum Man's theme song. )