[Year OF The Idiots: You Got Served...kinda.]

Today's Chaotic Cold War Terror Alert Level:
( Camera opens up with Chris Staggs decked out in parachute pants and wife beater walks into the living room. Chris Naggs jaw drops as he sees Chris Staggs. Bubbles nods his head up and down that he likes the parachute pants and wife beater. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Where did you get the parachute pants?

[ Chris Staggs:] Goodwill.

[ Chris Naggs:] Why are you wearing that?

[ Chris Staggs:] I want to look good for my freestyle.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh. Anyway let's go. You did sign up Malcom for the MC Battle right?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Good.

[ Chris Staggs:] Thank you.

( Chris Staggs, Chris Naggs, and Bubbles proceed to leave the room. )

FAST FORWARD

( Chris Staggs, Bubbles, Malcom, and Chris Naggs are seen walking down the sidewalk as Chris Naggs looks pissed )

[ Chris Naggs:] Damn it you fast forwarded too far. We missed a segment.

[ Chris Staggs:] But I want to hurry up and get to da underground club.

[ Malcom:] It is okay.

[ Chris Staggs:] See.

[ Chris Naggs:] I am not letting you edit the promos anymore.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine. MEANIE!

[ Chris Naggs:] Whateva

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Anyway is this the place?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs, Chris Naggs, Bubbles, and Malcom walk into the run down rec center as we don't see an MC Battle but what looks to be a dance off. Chris Naggs looks at Chris Staggs )

[ Chris Naggs:] What the hell?

[ Chris Staggs:] What?

[ Chris Naggs:] This isn't a MC Battle.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO?!

[ Chris Naggs:] It is some gay ass dance off or something..

( Just then we see five black guys dance their way toward Chris Staggs, Chris Naggs, Bubbles, and Malcom. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Um why are they standing like that?

[ Chris Naggs:] I don't know.

( Just then the guy stand in the back speaks up. )

[ Black Dance Leader:] Look what we got here....some freaks that think they are some hot shit. Well boys you are fixing to be served.

[ Chris Staggs:] Served what? I hope it's M&Ms.

[ Black Dance Leader:] No dumbass we are fixing to punk you out by out dancing you.

[ Chris Staggs:] OH YEAH!?

[ Black Dance Leader:] YEAH!!

[ Chris Staggs:] OH YEAH!?

[ Black Dance Leader:] YEAH!!

[ Chris Staggs:] OH YEAH!?

[ Black Dance Leader:] YEAH!!

[ Chris Staggs:] YOU ARE ON!

[ Chris Naggs:] CHRIS NO!

[ Malcom:] I can't dance.

[ Chris Staggs:] Sure you can, you are black.

[ Black Dance Leader:] You go first.

[ Chris Staggs:] FINE!

( Chris Staggs reaches in his pocket and pulls a Tootsie Roll/Ride Da Train DJ Mix and tosses it to the guy sitting by the boom box. )

[ Chris Naggs:] What the hell? You always carry a cd with a Tootsie Roll/Ride Da Train DJ Mix?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! You never know when you will need it. Now line up and follow me.

( The guy presses play. As all four start with there heads down.)

Woo woo...

( All four look up and start doing Da Train )

Come on, ride the train, hey, ride it, woo woo
Come on, ride the train, hey, ride it, woo woo
Come on, ride the train, woo woo, hey
Ride it, woo woo
Come on, ride the train
Woo woo, hey, ride it, woo woo
Come on, ride the train
It's the choo choo, ride it, woo woo
Come on, ride the train, it's the choo choo train
Come on, ride the train, it's the choo choo
Ride it, woo woo
Come on, ride the train, it's the choo choo train

( Now Chris Staggs changes to the cabbage package roll into a dusting the dirt off their shoulders )

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I think I can, I think I can
I think I can, I think I can

( Now they now start nodding there head to the beat then start turning around in circles ridin' da pony )

Way deep down south, well we play this game
It's them Quad City D.J.'s and you,
We call it "the train"
So if you wanna ride your thing
Just come on down the train
We gonna rock, ooh, Lord, just jump aboard, baby
So get your next of kin, your sister and your friend
Pack it up now, choo choo, ride on this, choo choo
And, boo, you need to stop faking, and come on with me
I wanna take you home with me, to be alone with me
And I can see you wanna hide it, come on, just divide it
And please don't knock it, until you ride it
So to all of you girls, you know, I'm calling your name
Michelle, Tamika and Tanya
Wanna ride this train, ride out now

( They go old school with the one the only the running man. )

If you feel like dancing, well come on, it's up to you
We got the sound to keep you getting down, down
The train is coming through

( They stop for a second )

Cotton candy, sweet and low, let me see that tootsie roll
Come on, tootsie roll, just make that tootsie roll
Here we go, tootsie roll, just make that tootsie roll,

( They now start the tootie roll )

Yeah,tootsie roll
Let me see that tootsie roll
Get on the floor and make that tootsie roll

( They continue )

To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right
To the front, to the front, to the back, to the back
Now slide, slide baby slide, just slide baby slide
just slide baby slide, come on come on

( Bubbles steps out and does the moonwalk while Naggs, Staggs, and Malcom are continuing to do the tootsie roll)

To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right
To the front, to the front, to the back, to the back
Now dip baby dip, come on let's dip baby dip baby
Dip baby just dip, baby dip baby dip

( Chris Staggs looks at Chris Naggs )

[ Chris Staggs:] Naggsy slide on your head!

[ Chris Naggs:] What?!

( Chris Staggs picks up his midget manager and slides him forward. )

[ Chris Staggs:] STAND UP ON YOUR HEAD!!!

Just Dip, Cotton Candy sweet and low
let me see that tootsie roll

( Chris Naggs crashes into a pile of people as the song ends. )

[ Chris Staggs:] MAN!

( The black crew starts laughing at them. Chris Staggs pouts and walks out as Malcom, Bubbles, and Naggs soon follow. Chris Naggs looks mad again as he is holding your head. )

[ Chris Naggs:] WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?

[ Chris Staggs:] You should have stood on your head.

[ Chris Naggs:] What!?

[ Chris Staggs:] YOU LOST US THE DANCE OFF!

[ Chris Naggs:] The dance off was stupid. Why don't you talk about your opponents while we return home.

[ Chris Staggs:] Why should I talk about my opponents. God and Goddess aren't talking to us. They think they are better than us cause they call themselves God and Goddess. You know what you are not better than us. You are not a God or Goddess. You are just two people who like beating their kids. I don't think that makes you a God. If that was true then Malcom's dad would be God of Gods. You two are terrible people. For that I will not take it easy on you two. Grady and I are going to beat you. I don't think I need to say anymore about you two. Cause well I am mad at Naggsy for ruining our chances at punking those guys out. If he would have hit that move then we would have won FO SHO! You guys know, Malcom knows it, Bubbles knows it, and I know it. Naggsy you let us down. That is okay though cause you are white and we all know white people can't dance or is that jump. Whateva.......FO SHO! Anyway I guess God and Goddess you are easier to beat then uh Jeff Harris with the SWF World Title during the month that isn't a pay per view? Yeah that is it. FO SHO!

( Chris Naggs still holding his head. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Agh my head is hurting, I guess that should be fine.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Malcom:] I think so too.

[ Bubbles:] EW EW!

( Christ Staggs in his parachute pants and wife beater, Malcom, Chris Naggs, and Bubbles continue through the project toward Malcom's apartment. )

( END PROMO)