..:::What The Hell?:::..
..:::A LOSING STREAK?:::..
..::: NOT ANYMORE :::..
ǧ[ Exodus: Existence, Chris Staggs had the win just a push away just a throw off the scaffold and Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs would have been the Number One Contender for the Showtime Title, but what happens Tim Tewolde sneaks over to the Chris and hits him with a chair send both Jeff and Chris falling over fifteen feet through a stack of tables at the bottom. So I guess you can say, Tim sneaked his way into the number one contendership. Tim don't think you are going to just get away from stealing the win from Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs. Trust me, he will make his presence felt when the right time. ]ǧ
ǧ[ Now though it is time for Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs to focus on the present rather than the past. At the present time Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs has the first shot at the new World Champion Jason Rothchild. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs is ready to break his unfortunate losing streak at the expense of Jason Rothchild. The reason Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs is going to snap his losing streak by having three things he hasn't had completely the last four matches. Jason Rothchild World Title Reign will be short like well I am not going to that joke. It's too easy. Jason Rothchild you say you are The Best Part Of The Show? Well I guess you will have to prove it Monday Night. In the Main Event. Back to the three things though. I mean Chris Staggs has all three but not enough of all of it till now. Its time to get serious.]ǧ
ǧ[ TALENT, Yes talent is huge part on winning the match. If you don't have the talent to keep up you will end up like Kyle Broadway.....fired on the spot. I mean talent is something you are born with and Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs was born with it ,but it seems that Jason Rothchild wasn't born with any ,but that is what you get when you smoke crack when you are pregnant, Mrs. Rothchild.. I mean talent helps you and it can also hurt you just look at Ryan Jones. Sure he had talent but when you get up in the forties you tend to lose what talent you had. Damn mid-life crisis. Anyway what is talent? Talent is the ability and the gift you are born with to be better then the rest. Talent is something that Jason Rothchild wants but doesn't have. He knows he can't always fight nobodies like Nothingface, Xer, Brent Galloway, and so on. Talent carries people a long way. For example, Xer, Brent Galloway, and Joey Cash have no talent thus they haven't done anything in the SWF except lose and lose big. Also with the lack of talent that is coming from IFW. I mean damn its like the special Olympics have invaded the SWF or something. They actually think they can keep up with us or something? Hell they might as well be wrestling dark matches with Xer, Brent Galloway, and Joey Cash. ]ǧ
ǧ[ DESIRE, is another thing you must have to become the SWF World Champion. The only draw back with desire is you have to have TALENT to actually become the SWF. Or in Rothchild's case to actually not have to viagra to get up for a women. What is desire though? Is desire striving to be the best? Yes. Is desire want to be the World Champion? Yes. Is desire wanting to becoming the best damn technical wrestler? Yes. Is desire for Jason Rothchild wanting to die a virgin? Yes. Desire is one of three things that Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs has to have to become the SWF World Champion. When he has all three then Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs will have SWF World Champion before his name. Jason Rothchild, Monday Night Chris Staggs will have all three.. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs has the desire to achieve greatness. He will not let this four match losing streak get him down. Oh no, he will just try twice as hard and be twice as more vicious when is comes to the match. So Jason, you are the fixing to be the first win for Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs of his winning streak and SWF World Title long, long reign.. ]ǧ
ǧ[ INTELLIGENCE Oh yes intelligence something that Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs has and something that Jason Rothchild lacks in a big way. I mean come on the guy hangs out with Roadkill. If you want to be the SWF World Champion you have to always be one step ahead of your opponent if you want to win and well Jason Rothchild, I think it you have always been two step behind in matches. Hell you probably are just comprehending the meaning of TALENT.What is exactly the advantage of having besides being a step ahead of the competition. Well intelligence is something that some SWF and fewer IFW turncoats have. I mean Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs uses his intelligence to methodically wear down his opponent till he is ready for The J.O.B. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs uses his intelligence to make witty comebacks and insults. Jason, I said witty comebacks and insults not childish and idiotic comebacks that you have spent weeks thinking up. Face it Jason Rothchild. Don't get me wrong you could have all the intelligence in the world but you still need the other two factors to be the World Champion. Jason Rothchild you need to realize this before it is too late and you get your hopes up cause you will be crushed when I get the one two three on you and become the SWF World Champion.. ]ǧ
ǧ[ You see Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs is almost there. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs has a little bit of all three of them. He will get it together before Monday Night and become the next SWF World Champion. That is were you, Jason, come in though. You are the start of a new side of Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs. The winning side of Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs. You are going to be the spark that gets Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs's winning streak and world title reign going. Speaking of going, it's now time for me to go so now only those three little words.........ROLL.....THE.......PROMO ]ǧ
ǧ[ Camera fades onto the streets of downtown Dallas, Texas at night. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter are walking down the busy sidewalk. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs has on a Calgary Flames jersey and blue jeans as Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter has on a pink shirt that say " I Love Cowboys", black leather pants and a pink cowboy hat. They begins to walk down the sidewalk as people give Greg funny looks ]ǧ
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ So what do you want to do tonight?
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Lets go to a club .
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Ok, shouldn't I be focusing on Rothy....
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ That's why you lose, you focus too much. Relax have fun
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Well, okay.
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter look over and spots a bar. Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter elbows Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs then points to the bar they walk into the bar and take a seat as Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter talks to the bartender. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs leans against the bar and looks the bar/dance club over.]ǧ
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Yes, I would like a Shirley Temple
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Ummmmm.......Greg I don't know if I want to stay here....
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Why??
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Don't you see anything wrong in this bar?
ǧ[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter looks the bar over as Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs looks that the door. Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter looks over as the camera does and you see all guys ]ǧ .
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ OH!! Yeah I do.....
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Thank you....
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ The music sucks in here
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Than........WHAT!!!!
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Yeah this Adult Contemp music sucks......
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Don't you see anything else wrong?
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Well......now that I think about it there are no women.......
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Thank you.......Can we go.....
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ What's wrong with that so this is a manly bar.......
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ I guess you could put it that way........
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Yeah.....what's wrong with it.....
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ AGHHHH!!!!!!! I have to tell you everything don't I....
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs whispers what this club is and you see Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter becomes somewhat uncomfortable. ]ǧ
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Well.....If you want to go.....
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Damn and I thought I was the naive one. Lets blo.....leave this place.....
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Okie dokie
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ You still want to try some more bars?
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Yeah I need some good Shirley Temple
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Umm okay? Alright but let me pick the next one.....Yours suck.
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter get up and leave the bar. They walk down the sidewalk and look at the name of the bar they came from which reads "Ball Breakers". Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs looks at Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter who shrugs his shoulders ]ǧ
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Hey I thought it was a sports bar I promise.......
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Okay.......Whatever lets try this one.....
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs points to an upcoming bar as it reads Davey's Bar. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter walk in and take a seat at the bar as again Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter orders a Shirley Temple as Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs checks out the bar and sees all kinds of people dressed in goth. ]ǧ
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ What is it now?
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Umm....check this place it looks like Drakestone family reunion...
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Man...I guess we are going to leave aren't we?
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ You got it......I am sorry but these people just give me the creeps
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ I guess you are right but I get to pick the next one........
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ *Sigh* Just don't pick another gay bar
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ IT WAS A MANLY BAR AGH!
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter leave the bar and walks down the sidewalk some more as Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter points to the next on as the bar reads " Cindy's Bar" ]ǧ
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ This was sounds fine to me.....Do it sound fine to you......
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ I guess......
ǧ[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter and Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs walk into the bar as you see some real.......I mean real real ugly women in there as Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter again orders his Shirley Temple and Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs looks around ]ǧ
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ So?
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ I guess it's okay the women are ugly as hell but I guess this fin....okay..
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Thank you, I can finally get my Shirley Temple
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ But I still can't believe how ugly these women are. I mean I seen some ugly's one in other states but I think Texas takes the cake.
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Hey after a couple of shots of Shirley Temples anything will look good
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Umm.........okay, I just don't want to wake up the next morning sober next to some one like that.......
ǧ[ Just then a women walks by in a blonde wig and it looks like she has some facial hair. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs looks at Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter . ]ǧ
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Ummmm did that women have a beard?
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ I think she did
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Umm....Damn I knew these women were ugly but damn that is just sickening......
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤> I have to agree with you on that. I don't think there is enough Shirley Temples to make that thing look good
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Ummm...........Okay
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ What you never had a drunk one night stand......
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Well I don't go out and get drunk nightly
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter continue to look at the women and finally it hits what kinda of bar this is and whispers it to Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter they both jump up and leave the bar. ]ǧ
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ You are not picking any other bar ever again...
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ You couldn't tell by the name....
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ I going to pick the next one and that is going to be it okay...
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Okay...
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter continue to walks down the street and walks into "Lucky's Drink Pad". Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter looks up at the stage and it reads "KARAOKE TONIGHT"]ǧ
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH DEAR GOD NO!!!!!!!
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Alright you made a great choice!!!! You rule....I going to sign up right now
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Look at these people their gay gothic drag queens!!
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ I don't care if they are Jason Rothchild's family.......I still going to do Karaoke......
ǧ[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter runs up to close to stage and starts to talk to the guy running the Karaoke. Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter gets the list and picks the song he wants and runs up on the stage as Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs walks over to the bar ]ǧ
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ ARE YOU GUYS READY TO ROCK!!!!!!!!
¤¤[ The Crowd ]¤¤ YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
ǧ[ The camera pans back to the bar as "The Main Event" Chris Staggs is sitting shaking his head as "YMCA" By the Village People starts up ]ǧ
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Damn......
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ *singing* YOUNG MAN!!!!!
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ I am out..
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs gets up and leaves the bar. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs stands outside the bar and leans against the wall. He takes a breath as every time the door opens you hears the bad Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter version of YMCA. ]ǧ
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Well, I guess I have the time to talk about my upcoming match since Greg is going to be up there for awhile. Well it seems Jason that our paths have crossed again. Though now it is more important because now you have some gold on your shoulder the biggest prize in the SWF ,as a matter of fact. Jason Rothchild we have face each other enough that the insult and comeback have now become repetitive. Yet still it is hard for me to believe that you of all people is the SWF World Champion. I mean what the hell? Has the recent IFW retards invasion turned the SWF upside down? Has it finally made impossible.......Possible? Jason Rothchild SWF Champion Impossible. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs the next SWF World Champion possible. Anyway Jason Rothchild you see I haven't been hiding or scared. Oh no Jason, I have been in the gym day in and day out training and working for this Monday Night. Adrenaline will be the place where every thing falls in place for Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs. Jason Rothchild you can say you beat me four times but hell I only remember one clean victory The other three were cheap and pointless wins. I mean hell I was attacked once, pinned fairly once, and that dead weight Drakestone was pinned. Jason Rothchild you see when I faced you the last four times. There was no desire to have. I mean if I beat you Jason, what did I get? Nothing, nadda, zip, zero. Now though I have something to aim for. Something to gain, THE SWF WORLD TITLE. . Jason Rothchild, you are probably thinking that I am nothing. I am a walk in the park. And with the last three matches doesn't help my case. Jason just remember this I have nothing to lose and everything to gain. While you have everything to lose and nothing to gain. So Jason Rothchild, you can walk out to the ring with a confident smile on your face, but when that bell rings that smile will turn to complete and total fear of losing that title you work so hard for. You know that I am at your level. You know you were lucky to win the last the three matches. You know your luck will run out against me. You know that I am a dangerous first match cause ............
I AM THE BEST DAMN TECHNICAL WRESTLER -- PERIOD!!!!
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs takes a deep breath a dares to go back into the bar as he opens the door. You hear Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter "It's Raining Men" version mixed with boos. The door closes behind Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]ǧ
ǧ[[[ Camera fades black ]]]ǧ
WILL CHRIS "THE MAIN EVENTER" STAGGS EVER GET BACK TO THE HOTEL WITHOUT BECOMING DEAF? AND WILL GREG THE PERKY T.G.I. FRIDAY'S WAITER EVER GET BOOED OFF THE STAGE???? FIND OUT NEXT PROMO!!!!!!!!!!!!
