[ Chris Naggs:] QUIT FUCKING STARING AT BUBBLES AND LOOK AT ME!!

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh okay, I thought we were playing the staring game.

[ Chris Naggs:] NO, I AM PISSED OFF AT YOU!

[ Chris Staggs:] Ewwww, don't piss on me.

[ Chris Naggs:] SHUT UP! 

[ Chris Staggs:] Okay ... oops... sorry... I will shut up now.

[ Chris Naggs:] WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT AT THE BEGINNING OF THE PROMO!?

[ Chris Staggs:] ................

[ Chris Naggs:] ANSWER ME!!!

[ Chris Staggs:] You told me to shut up.

[ Chris Naggs:] UGH! ANSWER ME!

[ Chris Staggs:] I am trying to talk to the darkness.

[ Chris Naggs:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] I saw Chaos saying random thoughts that made no sense to me. I thought that brought the darkness out to talk.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh. No. Chaos just does it to act deep.

[ Chris Staggs:] Did I make myself look deep?

[ Chris Naggs:] Deep as a kiddies pool.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Anyway it is good to see that you are at least trying to conquer your fear, however dumb it may be.

[ Chris Staggs:] The darkness is scary what if it does insult me. I will have to grow my hair out and wear make up.

[ Chris Naggs:] What the hell?

[ Chris Staggs:] Everyone who is depressed does it.

[ Chris Naggs:] Okay.

[ Chris Staggs:] I don't look good like goth see.

( Chris Staggs grabs a picture out of a shoe box next to his bed. )

( Chris Naggs just rolls his eyes. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris, that was part of a promo you did last year.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh. Well I still look stupid like that.

[ Chris Naggs:] Yes you do.

[ Chris Staggs:] So you going to help me talk to The Darkness?

[ Chris Naggs:] Yes let me think.

[ Chris Staggs:] You want me to talk about my match don't you?

[ Chris Naggs:] Nope, listen to the radio.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!? 

( Chris Staggs walks over toward the radio and presses the power button as we hear the DJ on the radio begin to talk )

" That was The Darkness with "'I Believe In A Thing Called Love" as we keep the rock block going with song 14"

( Chris Staggs jaw drops as he looks at Chris Naggs. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Chaos talks to a rock star...NO FAIR.

[ Chris Naggs:] What are you talking about.

[ Chris Staggs:] The Darkness has a song out on the radio.

[ Chris Naggs:] Um yeah I know.

[ Chris Staggs:] Why didn't you tell me?

[ Chris Naggs:] It is not the same Darkness.

[ Chris Staggs:] Umm there isn't more than one darkness. Dark is Dark.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh.

[ Chris Staggs:] We need to meet them.

[ Chris Naggs:] How do you expect to do that?

( Luckily, or whatever we hear the radio again. )

" Now we have backstage passes to see The Darkness, all you have to do is call in and answer a trivia question. The number is 394-303-3043"

[ Chris Staggs:] WOOOHOO!!!

( Chris Staggs grabs the phone and dials the number as it rings.)

[ Chris Staggs:] Woohoo!!!! Its ringing.

"Hello who is this"

( Chris Staggs walks over to the radio with the cell phone to his ear. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Hello.

" Sir please turn down your radio."

[ Chris Staggs:] Then I won't be able to hear you.

" Sir please turn down your radio you will be able to hear me. "

[ Chris Staggs:] Okay.

( Chris Staggs turns down the radio. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Done.

" Thank you "

[ Chris Staggs:] Whoa I can still hear you.

" Uh yes, now are you ready to get your backstage passes to meet the Darkness?"

[ Chris Staggs:] Is The Count the pimp of Sesame Street?

" I will take that as a yes, I think. Now you have to answer this question. Are you ready?

[ Chris Staggs:] Yes, WOOHOO!!! I WON!!!

" Sir, that wasn't the question."

[ Chris Staggs:] CHEATER!!!

" Okay, anyway. Can you name The Darkness latest cd?"

[ Chris Staggs:] Um Wasted Youth?

" That wasn't what we were looking for"

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

CLICK!

[ Chris Staggs:] Hello? Man, no fair. I am never going to meet The Darkness.

( Chris Naggs walks over )

[ Chris Naggs:] Why don't you talk about your match while I think of how you can meet The Darkness.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Chaos, you know you are lucky you get to have a rock star in your promos. I mean sure I have Bubbles in my promos but Bubbles can only do so much. Your rock star gets to insult you. Wait I don't want that. I mean I wouldn't want someone to insult me in my promos. I couldn't imagine Naggsy or Bubbles insulting me. Though I understand you have to have someone in your promos while you are trying to get over your sickness. Though I would have found a person that could maybe not make fun of you. I just feel sorry for you sometimes. You are on your knees throwing up as The Darkness just calls you weak or something like that. Anyway I need to move on. Chaos, you talk about how you took apart Chris D-Word, went toe to toe with him and all, sorry maybe it was the constant attacks on Grady and me, but I didn't really see you take out Grimy Damms?  I saw both you and Grimmy Damm get counted out. I know I know, we need twenty seconds instead of ten. Ten seconds just isn't enough time for anyone to get back into the ring. Why did you think Grady and I were protesting the other week. Though now maybe you can join us in making the ten count higher. Also maybe Chris D-Word would have wished that his 145 count would have went over to the main event. Agh but again Chaos thank you very much for taking them out. Grady and I may not have been able to take them out again. Now I hate to ask for another favor ,but could you help me out? I need help trying to talk to the Darkness. I want to talk to the Darkness just to make sure he doesn't insult me. I want us to have a understanding. That way I can finally get some sleep. Right now I have to watch old Pete Ebdon tapes to get sleepy. I don't want to do that again. I can't take another promo by him. He always keeps calling me a moron over and over. It gets pretty old...fast. Thanks in advance, Chaos. Now onto your partner...The Evil Russian, I don't want to tell you what to do but if I was you I wouldn't sleep with that girl you have coming over. She sleeps with a lot of men, is what Naggsy told me. He also said she wouldn't do everything as she promised. I don't know how he knows that but whateva...FO SHO! You know I have noticed why you and Chaos are tag team partners. You both enjoy being hurt. I mean Chaos I guess likes being insulted and you like being greeted with a punch. I would never open a door if I got punched in the nose everytime when I opened a door. Yeah you two are wackos. Yep I had to say it. Though I don't mean it in a bad way. Okay I do cause Evil Russian you want my red M&Ms and I don't want to give them to you. So I am going to be mean to you. Evil Russian you are going to have settle for the knock off brands after this match. Yeah you know the off color red and stuff. The kind of knock off brand that you get at Big Lots. So come on and try to take the M&Ms, you will get none. Grady and I are like the worlds best in tag. We have a tag top score in Orlando. You can go the arcade and take a look. You will see WFS at the top score. Yep. So you two can just keep on moving along cause Grady and I are going to win. FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs gives a goofy grin as he looks at the camera then turns toward Chris Naggs )

[ Chris Staggs:] So you figure out how to talk to the Darkness?

[ Chris Naggs:] Umm not really.

[ Chris Staggs:] Why don't we go to the concert and meet them.

[ Chris Naggs:] Its not the same Darkness I am telling you.

[ Chris Staggs:] You are silly, Naggsy. There is one kind of dark.

[ Chris Naggs:] I am telling you The Darkness is a band from England that does glam rock.

[ Chris Staggs:] Now you are just making stuff up. Glam Rock has been dead since the 80s.

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris, you have to believe me.

[ Chris Staggs:] I can't believe such a dumb statement.

[ Chris Naggs:] Its true.

[ Chris Staggs:] Prove it.

( Chris Naggs walks over and turns on the television and switches over to MTV2. As like clockwork The Darkness video then Sway with MTV News.)

[ Chris Naggs:] There Chris, The Darkness.

[ Chris Staggs:] I know Sway is black.

[ Chris Naggs:] No, the band right there.

[ Chris Staggs:] I was afraid of that?

[ Chris Naggs:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] I am sorry about this week Naggsy, I see though why we don't see much of The Darkness in Chaos's promos.

[ Chris Naggs:] Fine.

[ Chris Staggs:] Psst. Naggsy.

[ Chris Naggs:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] Is that a guy or girl?

[ Chris Naggs:] A guy.

[ Chris Staggs:] Good, if it wasn't, then that was one ugly girl.

[ Chris Naggs:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] Naggsy, I wonder if Chaos knows his lover is a guy.

[ Chris Naggs:] I don't know.

[ Chris Staggs:] Maybe we should tell him.

[ Chris Naggs:] Whatever you want.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Naggs just walks off as Chris Staggs is left standing there just smiling. )