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Today's Grimy Storms errr Damm Storms errr Grimy Damms Make Up Your Damn Mind Alert Level:
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Camera opens up with Chris Naggs looking frantically around for
something. Chris Naggs looks under the table, in the corner, behind the
couch, on the balcony. Chris Naggs finally walks into a bedroom and
looks around as the lights are turned out except for a big bird night
light. Chris Naggs sighs as he walks over and turns off the night light
just then. ) AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (
Chris Naggs runs over to the light switch and flips the lights on. Chris
Naggs looks around and sees nothing as he flips the switch off ) AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (
Chris Naggs flips the light back on and walks around as he sees feet
hanging out from under the bed. Chris Naggs walks over to investigate as
he looks under the bed to find Chris Staggs clutching his newly won IW
Tag Team Championship Belt with toy army men surrounding him. ) [ Chris Naggs:] Why are you hiding
under the bed? [ Chris Staggs:] Cause the night
light wouldn't work in the closet. [ Chris Naggs:] Ugh. Why are you hiding? [ Chris Staggs:] I
am going to get attacked if I come out. [ Chris Naggs:] What? [ Chris Staggs:] Sunday,
Grady and I were constantly attacked for no reason. Damm and Grimes kept
attacking us not to mention the fighting tacos, Fil, and that white
rapper. What did we do? [ Chris Naggs:] They didn't want you to
make it to the main event. [ Chris Staggs:] That wasn't very
fair of them. [ Chris Naggs:] Uh yeah...Anyway why were you screaming? [ Chris Staggs:]
Cause I don't like the dark. [ Chris Naggs:] Umm okay. [ Chris Staggs:]
It is scary. [ Chris Naggs:] Wait a 25 year old man is
scared of the dark. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Chris Naggs:] That
is why you always insist on the night light. I just though it was just
part of your love fest with Sesame Street. [ Chris Staggs:] I'm
goin' to call ya butta cause you are on a roll. [ Chris Naggs:] Right,
Chris come out from under the bed. I promise you that you will not be
attacked. [ Chris Staggs:] No. [ Chris Naggs:] Chris,
I promise you nothing will happen. Bubbles and I are the only ones here. [ Chris Staggs:] I'm
here. [ Chris Naggs:] And you. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! (
Chris Staggs slowly crawls out from under the bed still clutching his IW
Tag Team Title ) [ Chris Naggs:] Thank you. [ Chris Staggs:] Your
welcome. [ Chris Naggs:] Now Chris, we need to get you started
focusing on your match with Chaos and-- [ Chris Staggs:] NO
WAY! [ Chris Naggs:] What? [ Chris Staggs:] I can't
face Chaos. [ Chris Naggs:] Why not? [ Chris Staggs:] I
told you I am afraid of the dark. [ Chris Naggs:] What does
Chaos have to do with the dark? [ Chris Staggs:] Oh I don't
know, maybe he talks to the dark every promo!!!! [ Chris Naggs:] That
is the Darkness. [ Chris Staggs:] Potato...tomato its the same
thing. [ Chris Naggs:] Ugh, we need to talk about Chaos. [ Chris Staggs:] We
can't. [ Chris Naggs:] What about we help you get over your
fear of the dark. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Chris Naggs:] Okay
then. [ Chris Staggs:] YAY! [ Chris Naggs:] Why are
you are of the dark? [ Chris Staggs:] Ummm I don't know. [ Chris
Naggs:] Well is it cause you think they are ghost? [ Chris Staggs:] GHOST!
ZOINKS! [ Chris Naggs:] Cause there isn't such a thing as
ghost. [ Chris Staggs:] Good cause I ain't afraid of no ghost
Do-do-do-d-d-d-do-do [ Chris Naggs:] Chris... [ Chris Staggs:] Do-do-do-d-d-d-do-do (
Chris Staggs begins to dance ) [ Chris Naggs:] STOP! (
Chris Staggs stops ) [ Chris Staggs:] What? [ Chris
Naggs:] Are you afraid of the boogey man. [ Chris Staggs:] Nah,
I usually place a chair in front of the closet door. [ Chris Naggs:] Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
What about the monster under your bed. [ Chris Staggs:] WHAT!? [ Chris
Naggs:] The monster under your bed. ( Chris Staggs bends
down and looks under his bed ) [ Chris Staggs:] Are you
sure about that? I mean I was just down there and didn't see any
monster. [ Chris Naggs:] Right cause there isn't a monster
under your bed. [ Chris Staggs:] Then why did you tell me there
was. [ Chris Naggs:] I was asking is that what you are afraid
of. [ Chris Staggs:] That would be dumb to be scared of
something that isn't there. [ Chris Naggs:] Silly me *rolls
his eyes* Are you scare that a vampire will come and suck your
blood. [ Chris Staggs:] Nope I always have a steak beside the
bed. ( Chris Naggs just looks at the stupid pun and
can't believe he just did that. ) [ Chris Naggs:] You
are kidding me right? [ Chris Staggs:] Vampires are not a kidding
matter, Naggsy. [ Chris Naggs:] Ugh there isn't such a thing as
vampires. [ Chris Staggs:] Fo sho? [ Chris Naggs:] Yes.
Tell ya what...why don't you talk about your opponents this week while I
try to figure out why you are afraid of the dark. [ Chris Staggs:] FO
SHO! Though I gotta a question first. [ Chris Naggs:] What? [ Chris Staggs:] Why
is Grady tagging with someone else. [ Chris Naggs:] What the
hell are you talking about? [ Chris Staggs:] This Chaos guy
talked about Grady and then said and the white rapper. Is he talking
about that Delux guy that attacked me and Grady? I mean why would Grady
tag with him? [ Chris Naggs:] Ugh, idiot he was calling you
the white rapper. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!? I didn't know I was
a white rapper....where's my money? [ Chris Naggs:] You are
not a white rapper now do your promo. [ Chris Staggs:] I
don't know if I can now I am finding out that I failed being a white
rapper ,but I will try. Chaos why must you always try to be so negative
and such a depressing person?
Wait you are sick, I mean you were throwing up in promo after all I
guess that would make me depressed and cranky. I am
very sorry to see that you are sick. Maybe you need to go to the doctor.
I know, I know....that is the place where you have to get a shot. Though
I think I rather take the shot then have what you got. I mean you fell
to your knees coughing and puking which I don't know why they had to show you
throwing up. Oh well hopefully you will be well before Sunday. I know I
don't want you still to be sick and throw up on me. That will cause me
to throw up and then Grady will throw up, the evil Russian will throw
up, the ref will throw up, and so and so on. That wouldn't be good. The
whole arena would have to be filled with sawdust. So I hope you get well
cause if you don't we might have to shut down the whole arena. Anyway I
am starting to have a tummy ache talking about throwing up so let's move
on. I don't understand how you said we didn't earn the Tag Team titles.
I mean after all we were attacked constantly the whole night and yet we
still were able to win our matches to win the titles to the world. Also
thank you Chaos for beating Grimy Damms after we defeated them earlier
in the night. I mean you didn't have to beat yourself too while beating
Grimy Damms. You could have done like Grady and I... just pin them in
the ring. Oh well I guess it was your choice ,but thank you nonetheless.
By the way Chaos what is this house you are talking about with Christ
and God cause I think it would be a cool house. You would have Jesus
Juice flowing 24/7 and God would be able to create everything you ever
wanted. That would be the ultimate house. Now Chaos can you be more
specific of who exactly you are? I mean cause you say you are the man
that went toe to toe with Chris D-Word. Funny thin is that means you are
the same man as Grady and me although Grady and I aren't forgotten
legends. Anyway we are the same men so does that mean you sleep with a
night light too? You love Sesame Street and Scooby Doo too? We should
really get together then. Now you first have to get over your sickness.
I don't want to catch anything. Also lose this evil Russian guy while
you are at it. This is the third straight week he has tried to still my
M&Ms and I am really starting to get mad. I have already had to run
him once and he didn't make it far enough to make me run him off twice.
Yet he is back yet again this time as a ruler of the nation. Well you
know what Evil Russian guy, I am not going to play around anymore. I am
going to have to make sure you understand when I say NO M&Ms for
YOU! Sorry I will have to do it this Sunday. You left me no choice. You
could have asked for the brown M&Ms the first time ,but you wanted
the red M&Ms didn't you? You know there are more candy in the world
besides M&Ms. You have skittles. They have all different colors and
stuff. Though if you want chocolate they have Milkduds. Whateva FO SHO!
You will just have to do without if you still want the M&Ms though.
By the way going to church and praying for M&Ms won't work either,
trust me I tried that before. ( Chris Naggs just
shakes his head at the rambling that just took place ) [ Chris Staggs:]
OH SNAPZ! [ Chris Naggs:] What? [ Chris Staggs:] I
figured out why the dark scares me. [ Chris Naggs:] Why? [ Chris Staggs:]
I am afraid it will talk to me. [ Chris Naggs:] What the
hell? [ Chris Staggs:] It talks to Chaos all the time. I don't
want it to talk to me. [ Chris Naggs:] Why not? [ Chris Staggs:]
Didn't you watch Chaos's promo? [ Chris Naggs:] Yes. [ Chris Staggs:]
The Dark is very mean and insulting. I am surprised Chaos just stood
there and took it. Then again he was very sick. [ Chris Naggs:] He
talks to the Darkness. [ Chris Staggs:] Fine Darkness. I don't
want him to keep me up all night with insults and be mean to me. [ Chris
Naggs:] That is the dumbest thing I have heard in quite a while
from you. [ Chris Staggs:] But Naggsy please help me. [ Chris
Naggs:] You will have to confront your fears. [ Chris Staggs:]
You mean talk to the Darkness? [ Chris Naggs:] *sighs*
Yes. [ Chris Staggs:] Okay...I'm ready. [ Chris Naggs:] Fine. (
Chris Naggs walks over to the light switch and flips it off ) AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (
Chris Naggs flips on the switch) [ Chris Naggs:] This
is going to take more work. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! (
Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs walk out of the bedroom )
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