Today's Grimy Storms errr Damm Storms errr Grimy Damms Make Up Your Damn Mind Alert Level:

(Camera Fades In )

( We open up this time outside the hotel room, imagine that! Chris Staggs, Chris Naggs, and BUBBLES getting out of the car in a parking lot as Chris Staggs is grinning ear to ear as Chris Naggs looks depressed and Bubbles well Bubbles looks like a chimp. )

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Damnit Chris, quit talking to the description.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine.

( Chris Staggs, Chris Naggs, and Bubbles look at the endless parking lot.)

[ Chris Naggs:] I hope they have a shuttle to pick us up.

[ Chris Staggs:] REALLY? COOL!!!

( Chris Staggs begins looking toward the sky. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Will it have enough room to land? I mean with all these cars.

[ Chris Naggs:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] Space shuttles are really big you know.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh not a space shuttle. A shuttle bus.

[ Chris Staggs:] THAT IS AWESOME!! A YELLOW SHUTTLE!!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] NO! It is not a space shuttle. It is a golf cart type vehicle.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh.

( Chris Staggs looks disappointed learning that he won't get to ride in a space shuttle. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Why did you get my hopes up?

[ Chris Naggs:] Nevermind.

[ Chris Staggs:] Wait I forgot something.

( Chris Staggs runs back to the car and opens the trunk and grabs a backpack and returns to Chris Naggs and Bubbles )

[ Chris Naggs:] No.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yes.

[ Chris Naggs:] You are not taking that.

[ Chris Staggs:] But I need it.

[ Chris Naggs:] Why?

[ Chris Staggs:] I got a plan.

[ Chris Naggs:] No you don't.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yes I do and it is the best plan EVER!

[ Chris Naggs:] No.

[ Chris Staggs:] I said EVER!

[ Chris Naggs:] Whateva....

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( The trio keep on walking as they reach the end of the parking lot as a sign reads "WELCOME TO THE HOOVER DAM" )

[ Chris Staggs:] COOL! They make vacuums too.

[ Chris Naggs:] No.

[ Chris Staggs:] But it is called Hoover Dam.

[ Chris Naggs:] It is named after on the US Presidents.

[ Chris Staggs:] So he invented the vacuum.

[ Chris Naggs:] NO!

[ Chris Staggs:] He should sue them for stealing his name.

[ Chris Naggs:] He is dead.

[ Chris Staggs:] That is just wrong.

[ Chris Naggs:] Enough, why did you want to go here anyway.

[ Chris Staggs:] You will see.

[ Chris Naggs:] Oh great.

[ Chris Staggs:] I know it is great.

[ Chris Naggs:] That isn't wh....oh nevermind.

( The trio walk through the door as they stop at the desk as Chris Naggs stands up on a chair.. )

[ Clerk:] Welcome to Hoover Dam, the tour will begin in a few moments. How many for the tour?

[ Chris Naggs:] Two...

[ Chris Staggs:] Eh hmm.

[ Chris Naggs:] I am not paying for Bubbles.

[ Chris Staggs:] Bubbles will repay you.

[ Chris Naggs:] What in bananas?

( Chris Naggs laughs at his dumb joke )

[ Chris Staggs:] I guess if you want.

[ Clerk:] Uh sirs, how many?

[ Chris Naggs:] Three then.

[ Clerk:] That will be 15 dollars.

[ Chris Staggs:] Shame on you making money off a dead guy's name.

[ Clerk:] Um sorry?

[ Chris Staggs:] You should be.

[ Clerk:] Anyway step this way as the tour is fixing to begin.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs, Chris Naggs, and Bubbles The Chimp get in group as the tour is fixing to begin. Chris Staggs looks over to the guy standing next to him. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Did you know they don't make vacuums here.

[ The Guy:] Uh yeah I knew that.

[ Chris Staggs:] Well fine then Mr. Know it all.

( Chris Staggs turns away from the guy as the guy shrugs his shoulders. The tour guide then begins to speak.)

[ Tour Guide:] Hello and welcome folks to the Hoover Dam. On this tour we will take you through out the dam and show you how we produce the electricity. Also please hold all questions till the end of the tour. So let's begin.

[ Chris Staggs:] And my plan begins as well.

( Chris Staggs places the backpack down and reaches in the backpack and pulls out a bottle of: )

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris NO!

[ Chris Staggs:] I have to save this dam from being taken over by Grimes and Chris D-Word.

( Chris Staggs begins to squirt 409 on the inside walls of the Hoover Dam as the tour continues. The tour guide stops the tour and walks up to Chris Staggs )

[ Tour Guide:] Sir, what do you think you are doing?

[ Chris Staggs:] Saving the world.

[ Tour Guide:] Do what?

[ Chris Staggs:] Preventing the dam from becoming grimy thus saving the world.

[ Tour Guide:] I don't follow.

[ Chris Staggs:] Um I am not leading you anywhere.

[ Tour Guide:] Sir, I am going to ask you to hand over the bottle of 409.

[ Chris Staggs:] But this is in order to save the world.

[ Tour Guide:] Sir hand it over.

( Chris Staggs squirts the wall.)

[ Tour Guide:] Quit.

( Squirt )

[ Tour Guide:] I mean it.

( Squirt )

[ Tour Guide:] Stop it this instant.

( The Tour Guide reaches for the bottle as Chris Staggs moves it away and squirts the wall again. )

[ Tour Guide:] Sir if you don't give me the bottle I am going to ask you to leave.

( Squirt )

[ Tour Guide:] You are going have to leave.

[ Chris Staggs:] HEY! That wasn't asking

[ Tour Guide:] Sir.

[ Chris Staggs:] You said you were going to ask me to leave.

[ Tour Guide:] I have told you to hand me the bottle.

[ Chris Staggs:] You want to have a world of grimy dams?

[ Tour Guide:] Sir we clean the dam everyday.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh. okay then.

( Chris Staggs hands over the bottle of 409)

[ Tour Guide:] Thank you.

( The tour guide returns to the front of the group as they begin to make there way on through the dam. Chris Staggs then makes a right as the group makes a left. Chris Staggs sprints down the hall as Chris Naggs just now realizes Chris Staggs has ran down the other way. He tries to catch up. He can't. Naggs walks down the hall a little bit and finds Chris Staggs picking up a penny.)

[ Chris Staggs:] Chris look I found a penny heads up! I GOT GOOD LUCK!

[ Chris Naggs:] WHAT!? You run all the way down here to pick up a penny.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah it fell out of my pocket and started to roll. I then just walks behind it as he finally stopped. I picked it up and it fell out my hand again then rolled some more.

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah yeah let's get back to the group.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs begin to walk as they try to catch up with the group.)

[ Chris Naggs:] Great Chris, just great we are lost.

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude this is not great.We are lost, this is bad.

( The duo walk....walk.....walk... Hey the Hoover Dam is pretty big. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Tell ya what. Why don't you talk about your match while I figure out how to get back to the front or find the group.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Chris I got a question though.

[ Chris Naggs:] What?

[ Chris Naggs:] Did we lose part three and part four of Chris D-Word's last promo?  I mean what happened to it? So Chris D-Word I am sorry that we lost your part three and four of these bunch of tapes. I am sure that we will find it soon. I think we are missing part two too cause the one I saw looks like your first bunch of tapes. Wait never mind I difference in the person in the alert level. Which again I must say good idea getting an alert level. Though I still think my alert level is better cause it has the Sesame Street crew. Now one thing, I really wish you would quit calling me stupid. I mean I know I am so cool it's stupid. You don't have to keep telling us this. Then you say that Grady and my intelligence is low well you are the one with Warren as lower alert level then Corky on your meter knowing full well that Warren is a whole lot more dangerous than Corky. Didn't you see what happen when you took his baseball away? He went mad crazy and beat the guy up. While you have never seen Corky beat anyone up. He just has the ability to beat them up. Yeah who is stupid now? Though now you up and did it when you insulted two things that I respect very much...Bubbles and Scooby Doo. How could you insult Bubbles? He was the real reason that Michael Jackson was so good. He was the chimp behind the scenes. Who do you think came up with the Thriller video? Yep Bubbles did. Though I told Bubbles that scared me a lot. He understands and doesn't want to scare me so he doesn't make music videos anymore. Then you go and say that Scooby Doo skits aren't original well so!? Scooby Doo is a masterpiece and deserve to be done over and over again. Though your Scooby Doo skit was awful and I mean Scrappy Doo in the cast awful. I mean What's New Scooby Doo awful. Also my army defeated that Evil Russian who wanted my M&Ms didn't they? Chris D-Word you aren't taking my world nor is your partner Jakob Grimes. Hey Grimes, I am confused with your videos did you send me your bootleg episode of MTV Cribs? I am confused by it. Though I must say you have a nice place. Although I still think Shaq crib is better than your crib. I mean he is Shaq and he had the cool Superman type symbol but it meant Shaq. So uh well yeah. Then the second video came and I have to admit your second video made me wonder how do you tape nightmares? I mean I wake up sometimes screaming. Then Naggs comes in the room and asks what happened and I can't remember as a matter of fact I can't remember any of my dreams. I really wished I had a video camera like yours to tape my nightmares or dreams. Well I rather tape my dreams cause the nightmares would well give me nightmares. Anyway in your next video could you tell me where I could be one of those cameras. I would be very thankful. Anyway let's move on to the other people that want to take Grady and my world. We have Sex & Violence that want to make my world into a world about nothing. Um yeah that is boring. I don't want to be bored to death. How long could that last? Just imagine if that was a television show. That would suck. Then you have rapping tacos COOL! Though once they start making every one rap in Spanish that is where I draw the line. Another one is Chaos would wants darkness um I think I really don't know what he wants. He talks about this one guy over and over. Um okay then he talks about this mystery opponent guy who Grady is preparing us to figure out the mystery. Next we have JDiggity my own brother who wants my world. I told you that you can't have this. You can have the top bunk, the board game clue, and even my Scooby Doo lunch box, but you can't have my world. Next we have all the movements that want either Islamic oranges or Gray genie both are stupid. I mean who cares if Islamic oranges taste better than other oranges. Then gray genies...I told you already there is no such thing as gray genies. There are only blue, tanned, and white genies. As for Japanese buttplugs, just go to Vermont or San Fran like I said last time. Then these guys that want to abuse people named Paul, you don't have to be ruler of the world to cane people named Paul. Just grab a cane and start whacking away. I am not even going to talk about the guys that want hawks as kings. Next we have the weirdoes wanting to make kids stand out in the rain. Yeah well um you can do that too without controlling the world. You just lock the door and don't give the key. Geez the people wanting to take over my world are kinda on the dumb side. Then this special team wants to make my files not found. You know what? I keep my files in a file counter I know exactly where they are. Grady and my world are going to stay in control of Grady and me. So TOUGH NUGGETS !

( Chris Naggs just can't believe the idiocy that can come from one man. )

[ Chris Naggs:] How can one man come up with the things you come up with?

[ Chris Staggs:] I guess I am gifted.

[ Chris Naggs:] Or special.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Anyway I think if we can make a left up here we can return to the front desk.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( The duo walk forward as Naggs takes a left and Staggs takes a right. )

[ Chris Naggs:] I said left.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh I thought you meant your left.

[ Chris Naggs:] We were facing the same way....nevermind.

( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs BOTH NOW TURN LEFT and walk down that way. They walk as they end up at a dead end )

[ Chris Staggs:] Chris there is a wall in the way to the front desk.

[ Chris Naggs:] God give me the strength.

[ Chris Staggs:] I don't think can give you that much strength to move that wall.

[ Chris Naggs:] That wasn't what I needed the strength for.

[ Chris Staggs:] But it would have help if you did have the strength to move the wall.

[ Chris Naggs:] JUST SHUT THE HELL UP! AND LET ME FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

[ Chris Staggs:] Indoor voice.

[ Chris Naggs:] ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRR!!!!!

[ Chris Staggs:] Dean for President?

( Chris Naggs starts to pull out his hair as finally settles down and takes a seat to figure out how to get out. Will they get out of the Hoover dam? Will they be stuck here forever!? )

[ Chris Staggs:] I sure hope not.

( To find out if they get out if they get out click here )

[ Chris Staggs:] We might need to click that here.