Today's Grimy Storms errr Damm Storms errr Grimy Damms Make Up Your Damn Mind Alert Level:

(Camera Fades In )

( We open up with Chris Staggs is sitting in a chair as he stares out the window as Bubbles joins him looking out the window. Chris Naggs finally comes in to the picture as he sees the two staring out the window as curiosity gets the better of him so he walks over to the window and looks out of it. Chris Naggs sees nothing as he finally decides to ask the question. )

[ Chris Naggs:] What are you looking at?

[ Chris Staggs:] Shhhhhhhh..

[ Chris Naggs:] Don't shhh me, what are you looking at?

[ Chris Staggs:] We are on a lookout.

[ Chris Naggs:] For what?

[ Chris Staggs:] The Russian spaceship....duh!

[ Chris Naggs:] *sighs*

[ Chris Staggs:] You know you really need to get that breathing problem checked out.

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris, you will never see the Russian spaceship.

[ Chris Staggs:] THERE IT IS!

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris that is a bird.

[ Chris Staggs:] He's clever, disguising the spaceship like a bird.

[ Chris Naggs:] That is a damn bird not a spaceship.

[ Chris Staggs:] How do you know?

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh I just know.

[ Chris Staggs:] Good enough.

[ Chris Naggs:] Thank you.

[ Chris Staggs:] YOU SPY!!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] What!?

[ Chris Staggs:] You are a Russian spy!!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] No I'm not.

[ Chris Staggs:] How could you!?

[ Chris Naggs:] I am not a Russian spy.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh yeah where were you last week!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Um with you.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh yeah.

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris, get away from the window.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine.............amigo.

[ Chris Naggs:] That is Spanish.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah, that proves you are a Russian.

[ Chris Naggs:] No it doesn't, it proves I know Spanish.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine you are not a Russian Spy.

[ Chris Naggs:] Thank you.

[ Chris Staggs:] YOU'RE A MEXICAN!

[ Chris Naggs:] Fine whateva...

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah, anyway....

[ Chris Staggs:] I GOT AN IDEA!!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] No we are not doing it.

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude it will save us from the other people wanting to take our world from us.

[ Chris Naggs:] Fine, what is it?

[ Chris Staggs:] TO THE STREETS!!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh.

( Chris Staggs doesn't waste any time as he heads for the door with Bubbles right behind him. Chris Naggs shrugs his shoulders as he follows them out. We fade out shortly as we fade back in as the trio are on the sidewalk. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris what is your plan?

[ Chris Staggs:] Well we warn everyone about the people trying to take over the world.

[ Chris Naggs:] We are not going to do that.

[ Chris Staggs:] The people have the right to know. I mean what will they think if Grady and I somehow get over thrown? I mean you could have people named Paul getting caned and they won't know why. Do it for all the Paul's of the world, Naggsy.

[ Chris Naggs:] Fine.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!!!

( Chris Staggs looks around as the sidewalk is busy. Chris Staggs stops a guy. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude, the world is in danger!!!!

[ The Guy: ] Uh not one of you guys.

[ Chris Staggs:] Huh?  You have to be prepared the world may become full of bad things like random attacks or hawks as kings?

( The guy becomes uncomfortable and starts to move away. )

[ Chris Staggs:] You can help prevent this by showing up Sunday night.

[ The Guy: ] Okay?

[ Chris Staggs:] COOLIO! Oh yeah you will need one of these.

( Chris Staggs reaches in his pocket and pulls out a ticket and hands it to him. The guy grabs it and walks quickly away and throws the ticket in the trash. )

[ Chris Naggs:] WHY ARE YOU GIVING AWAY TICKETS!?

[ Chris Staggs:] How else are they going to help us?

[ Chris Naggs:] They can buy the tickets.

[ Chris Staggs:] But I got bunches of these tickets.

[ Chris Naggs:] Where did you get those?

[ Chris Staggs:] The counter.

[ Chris Naggs:] What counte...Nevermind.

( Chris Staggs shrugs his shoulders as he stops a woman who is walking by. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Do you want a world full of Japanese butt plugs!?

[ The Woman:] Excuse me.

[ Chris Staggs:] Okay but I don't know where a bathroom is.

[ The Woman:] What!? 

[ Chris Staggs:] You excused yourself.

[ The Woman:] Ugh, nevermind.

( The woman storms off. )

[ Chris Staggs:] I guess she had to go bad. 

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah Chris that is it.

[ Chris Staggs:] So far we got one guy that will help us.

[ Chris Naggs:] Right. 

( Chris Staggs then stops another guy. )

[ Chris Staggs:] The world is threatened to be taken over by guys who want to make the world full of chaos with 10,000 flaming tables everywhere.

[ The other guy:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] I know, what kind of guy wants that, plus he talks to the dark. I think he is kind of on the dumb side if you ask me.

[ The other guy:] What the hell are you talking about?

[ Chris Staggs:] Just the sake of the WORLD!

( The other guy looks at Chris Naggs )

[ The other guy:] Is he for real?

[ Chris Staggs:] He doesn't know anything, he is Mexican.

( The other guy looks at Chris Naggs then at Chris Staggs then back at Chris Naggs who shakes his head is disagreement. )

[ The other guy:] Um sorry, I can't help ya guy.

[ Chris Staggs:] It's cause Naggsy is a Mexican isn't it?

[ The other guy:] Uh no. Um I guess I could help, what do you want me to do?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Here take this ticket and show up Sunday.

( Chris Staggs hands the guy the ticket as the other guy walks off and looks at the ticket. He then proceeds to throw it away. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Okay Chris, why don't you take a break and talk about the matches this Sunday. 

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Just a second though.

( Chris Staggs walks over to Bubbles and hands him all the tickets. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Bubbles, gives these out. They can't resist you. Plus people don't like Naggsy cause he is Mexican.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh, Chris I am not Mexican.

[ Chris Staggs:] SO YOU ARE A RUSSIAN SPY!

[ Chris Naggs:] No.

[ Chris Staggs:] Wait you are a Mexican Spy for Russia!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris forget it, I am Mexican then.

[ Chris Staggs:] Geez pick a race already.

[ Chris Naggs:] Why don't you talk about your opponents.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Grimy Damms you think you are so smart. You think your Rocky volume size promos scare me? No cause the part II's, III's, IV's, and V's always go downhill. Also Grimy Damms, I see you got an alert level too. Those are so cool aren't they? Though I wouldn't have put Corky as low. The guy is dangerous. He could go off on you anytime without you knowing he is even mad at you. Also how dare you steal Michael's Jesus Juice, you know stealing is wrong and after Michael gets back he is going to come and have you arrested for stealing. Yeah then who will suck then!? HUH !? Grimy Damms, I know we are cool but could quit trying to be like us all the time. I mean I don't want people to confuse you two for Grady and I. Every movie you pretend to be us. Though role playing is cool. I did it at Shady Acres home and they gave me things that looked M&Ms but didn't taste like them. Anyway Grimy Damms you aren't going to get the world cause right now Bubbles is getting support and the people are going to help us. We will have you like outnumbered. That also goes for these two people Sex & Violence who confused me in what they want to do. They want to make the world full of home videos? I mean that is what I got from the movies they released. They want to have a world about nothing. Okay but that place would be pretty boring if you ask me. Then we have people who say they don't want the world but will fight us for it anyway. These are the same people that want to cane people named Paul. Um yeah you two are weird. I mean we kept you from taking our world the first time, why do you want to try again? Then we have two movements, one movement wants Islamic oranges which I destroyed some already. I don't understand why you want the world full of Islamic oranges.  Do they taste better? If they do then we might think about growing some. The next movement wants a gray genie um yeah. Keep dreaming guys cause genies don't come in gray or at least I never seen a gray genie. Does a gray genie give you more then three wishes? Forget it cause Grady and I got everything we want. Though that sounds better than Japanese butt plugs. Which I have no use for. Naggsy told me they would go over good in Vermont and San Fran. So I guess you two could try to become like ruler of Vermont or San Fran.  Maybe you two could do like this guy that wants chaos throughout the world and talk to darkness. Um okay. I really don't know what to say cause most of the stuff he said didn't make any sense to me. So I will just say you won't have a chaotic world as long as Grady and Staggs are on the job. Next we have my own brother JDiggity trying to take my world away from me. Why JDiggity? I gave you the top bunk to you didn't I? I let you choose the board game. I want to keep something myself and you can't have it. I give and give to you but you know what? I am not giving you...Grady and my world. No, so you can take you and this mystery opponent guy and go back and play Clue by yourselves. While the taco guys can just keep on wishing cause there is no way I am going to let every begin speaking another language. Sorry Naggsy but I am not speaking Mexican.

( Chris Naggs just rolls his eyes. )

[ Chris Staggs:] As for these guys that want to force kids out in the rain till they turn psycho well um that is just messed up. I mean what did the kids do to you to make you mad? There is no way I am letting you have this world. I am going to beat you for the kids. Yeeee--YAH! Also there is no way I am letting Johnny O. near Grady or me. I don't want to be beaten with a hockey stick, my weenie dog attacked by big dogs, or anything like that. Johnny O. you are not going to attack us and take our world. As for this Jett and Lavine um yeah. Are you two even real? I mean I have never seen you before. Maybe you can show up. I don't know. As for this special team well Grady and I know how to defeat your special powers so there.  Anyway the last guy is that Russian who wants my M&Ms well keep dreaming. I got a lookout on you and I will be looking for those spies that you people love to have. Yeah you thought Naggsy would be a good spy, too bad he is a Mexican.  Well evil Russian guy, you can have your spaceship but we will still have the world and we will build a force field around it so you can't get in. Then you will be stuck out in space. As for this mystery opponent guy, Grady and I will solve the mystery this Sunday. We will be so good that the Scooby Doo gang will want to take tips of how to solve a mystery All these people want Grady and my world but you can't have it. No way, No how. We are bringing back up right Bubbles...

( Chris Staggs looks at Bubbles who has handed out all the tickets. )

[ Chris Staggs:] See Bubbles has handed out all the tickets. We got all of you outnumbered.

( Bubbles shakes his head in agreement. )

[ Chris Staggs:] See Naggsy, you thought this was a stupid idea. 

[ Chris Naggs:] Uh yeah boy was I wrong.

( Chris Naggs walks by the trash can as you see the pile of tickets in the trash bin as Chris Naggs picks up a ticket and looks at it. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris, these are tickets to a dog show.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!? COOL! I didn't know they were going to have a dog show too.

[ Chris Naggs:] No..

[ Chris Staggs:] Boy oh boy, I hope they have a weenie dog. Maybe we can buy one and name it Killer II.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh.

[ Chris Staggs:] Though if Johnny O. is back we might need to hide him so he want die like Killer did. Poor Killer.

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah um you ready to head back to the room.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs turn to go to the room as a guy runs up holding a sign that reads: )

[ The Whack Job:] SAVE US ALL!! THE DAY OF RECKONING IS UPON US!!!

[ Chris Staggs:] Huh? No it is this Sunday.

[ The Whack Job:] YOUR SINS WILL DAMN YOU!!!

[ Chris Staggs:] No we got 409 to take of that.

( The Whack Job can't rattle Chris Staggs as he walks off )

[ Chris Staggs:] Glad to see I got another guy helping get more people to help us.

[ Chris Naggs:] Right.

( Just then Chris Staggs phone rings )

[ Chris Staggs:] Sup?

[ Tommy Grady:] Dude.

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude.

[ Tommy Grady:] It's Tommy.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Tommy Grady:] You watching Scooby Doo.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh SNAPZ! Its on. I am out trying to get people to help up Sunday.

[ Tommy Grady:] Whateva...

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Tommy Grady:] Dude I am going to take tips on this, and Sunday night we will be able to find this mystery opponent guy.

[ Chris Staggs:] Coo.

[ Tommy Grady:] Dude it's coming back on, I gotta go.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Tommy Grady:] Bye.

[ Chris Staggs:] Bye

( Chris Staggs hangs up the phone. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Naggsy, we are going to find out that mystery opponent guy. Grady is taking notes on Scooby Doo.

[ Chris Naggs:] Oh yay.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( The trio continues to walk down the sidewalk. )

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