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Today's Grimy Storms errr Damm Storms errr Grimy Damms Make Up Your Damn Mind Alert Level:
(Camera Fades In ) ( We open up with Chris Staggs dressed in
umm well a GI Joe Tee shirt and camouflage pants. Chris Staggs has the
furniture in set up as a fort type settubg. Chris Naggs walks into the room and
sees the situation and just shakes his head. Chris Staggs and Bubbles are
behind the sofa as they have toy laser guns. Chris Naggs walks a few feet
as then Chris Staggs and Bubbles jump up ) ZOOT! ZOOT!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!! ( Chris Naggs shrugs his
shoulders and takes a seat in a chair that isn't part of the fort. Chris
Staggs and Bubbles just stand there. ) [ Chris Staggs:] What the
heck, OH MY GOD! WAIT!? I was sure that my laser gun would have turned you
into dust, Naggsy. [ Chris Naggs:] No Chris. You see your gun isn't real. ( Bubbles shrugs his shoulders as he
looks up at Chris Staggs. )
[ Chris Staggs:] Whateva........FO SHO!. Wait I know, Leprechauns can't die by guns. They can only
be killed by finding the pot of lucky charms. Why do you think the Lucky
Charms guy on television is running away from those kids? So Naggsy, you
are lucky that you are a leprechaun and we don't have your lucky charms. (
Bubbles shakes his head in agreement.) [ Chris Naggs:] Okay,
Chris....Now this week I am not going to put up with your foolishness.
You have a two huge matches coming up. And don't start with the lights
are on you don't need a match. [ Chris Staggs:] Dude do you got
them? [ Chris Naggs:] Got what? [ Chris Staggs:] Those
two huge matches, I bet you could hold them a long time without them
burning the tips of your fingers. ( Chris Naggs slaps his forehead and just
holds it there and slowly removes it ) [ Chris Naggs:] No,
Chris, I am talking about wrestling matches. What you did Sunday Night.
You know when you defeated Nikita Sputnik. [ Chris Staggs:] Oh yeah, the
evil Russian guy that wanted to steal the M&Ms from Grady's and my
world. [ Chris Naggs:] Yeah now you have a bunch of people
wanting your world titles along with Grimes and Damm's world titles. [
Chris Staggs:] OH MY GOD!!! ITS LIKE WORLDS WAR FOUR!!!! [
Chris Naggs:] Don't you mean World War III? [ Chris Staggs:] No
I bought that on pay per view. [
Chris Naggs:] Nevermind, at the pay per view. You are going to face
Jakob Grimes and Chris Damm. [ Chris Staggs:] What happen to
the storms? Ah They want grimy damms now? I wished they would make up
there minds. [
Chris Naggs:] Anyway...Then after that you will have to face M.O.V.
(Jakob Grimes and Chris Damm) [ Chris Staggs:] NO
FAIR! [
Chris Naggs:] Now Chris, if you defeat Grimes and Damm in the first
match then you might not have to face all of them. [ Chris Staggs:] Still
no fair, how come this mystery opponent guy gets three chances at Grady
and me? [
Chris Naggs:] Don't worry about that. [ Chris Staggs:] FO
SHO! He that bad? Wait all these people want Grady and ours world? [
Chris Naggs:] Yes. Now Staggs....Staggs... ( Chris Naggs
looks back and sees Chris Staggs on the phone talking to Grady as heard
in Grady's promo. Chris Staggs gets off the phone finally with a
distraught look on his face ) [ Chris Staggs:] Naggsy,
its worse then we first thought!!! [
Chris Naggs:] Oh great I wonder what these two idiots have thought
up. [ Chris Staggs:] Huh? Anyway, not only do these people want
Grady and my world ,but now they want Grady's baby momma!! THOSE GREEDY
BUTTHEADS!!! [
Chris Naggs:] *sighs* [ Chris Staggs:] BREATHE! [
Chris Naggs:] What? [ Chris Staggs:] I thought you were
having trouble breathing. [
Chris Naggs:] Let's get back to the match. [ Chris Staggs:] FO
SHO! I got a plan. [
Chris Naggs:] NO! [ Chris Staggs:] Um I am pretty sure I do. [
Chris Naggs:] No to your idea, I told you no foolishness this week,
this week is serious. [ Chris Staggs:] I know our world and
Grady's baby momma are threatened. [
Chris Naggs:] Staggs all you have to do is win your matches and
everything will be fine. [ Chris Staggs:] Tommy said we had to
lose our first match and win the second one. I mean we don't want Ms.
Malie after the other people have had her. [
Chris Naggs:] No, the winner of the match gets Ms. Malie. [ Chris Staggs:]
FO SHO!? I got tell Grady this when I go over there later today. [
Chris Naggs:] Fine, we will go to Grady's, but no adventures. [ Chris Staggs:]
If I see my opponents ideas of what they want Grady and my world
then I am taking it out. [
Chris Naggs:] Okay. Fine. [ Chris Staggs:]
Can we go to Grady's now? [
Chris Naggs:] In a little while. [ Chris Staggs:]
FO SHO!
FAST FORWARD ( Chris
Naggs looks pissed at Chris Staggs ) [
Chris Naggs:] Quit with the fast forwards. [ Chris Staggs:]
FO SHO! Let's go. [
Chris Naggs:] Fine. ( Chris Staggs, Chris
Naggs, and Bubbles leave the room. They appear on the sidewalk as they
begin the track toward Grady's place.) [ Chris Staggs:]
Dude why do we always walk everywhere? ( Chris
Naggs shrugs his shoulders ) [ Chris Naggs:]
I got an idea what about you talk about the matches. [ Chris Staggs:]
Why do you always force me to talk about my matches while we walk or
wait? [ Chris Naggs:]
When else would you do it? [ Chris Staggs:]
Umm well hmm. [ Chris Naggs:]
Just go ahead and do it. [ Chris Staggs:]
Yeah that is what yo momma said. ( Chris Naggs rolls his
eyes ) [ Chris Staggs:]
FO SHO! OH NO EVERYONE IS GUNNING FOR US!!! Yeah Grady and I ain't scurred. No
cause Grady and Me are smart. We are the IW's Mystery Gang. Pssst.
Naggsy is Velma. Anyway you think that these can defeat us and have
there way with Grady's baby momma? You gotta be more whack than a Barney
freestyle. Lets see Naggsy said we first have to face Grimy Damms. Well
guess what we got a whole stock of 409 to take care of you too. Uh huh.
So you two can keep dreaming that your world is going to survive. I mean
who wants a world with grimy damms anyway? I know I sure don't neither
does Grady. Plus everyone knows we are the best. Who else world has
unlimited FREE M&Ms? Who else has Bubbles as head of the army? No
one! Then we have other people wanting make the world full of Torettos,
is that a taco? If it is then well maybe that will be cool, cause tacos
are yummy and having a world full of tacos would be great. The only bad
thing is we would have a lot of Mexicans and then they would be talking
in Mexican and we would be like what. Everyone would be confused and not
be able to talk to anyone. On the second thought your world would be a
terrible place to live. Though it is better then a world full of a
Japanese butt plugs. They would be terrible. Then again those Japanese
people are horny devils. They are always trying to have sex and stuff.
Why don't you just go to Japan and have fun with your butt plugs? I mean
I don't want anything close to my butt that has a plug in it. Though you
have these guys coming back after we beat them with some weird hobby in
caning people named Paul or something. I mean I really don't care cause
my name isn't Paul its Chris. So um why do you want the world? You can
do that now without control of the world. The next people are just plain
weird. Why do you want to have kids standing out in the rain? They will
get colds and the doctors will have to work like 25 hours a day. They
will then die cause being overworked. Then everyone will get sick and no
one can fix us. You two are sick and I don't mean the sick getting a
shot way. I mean you need to visit my friends at Shady Valley type of
sick.
Then...how could he? Why is my own brother trying to take my world from
me? JDiggity why do you align yourself with mystery opponent guy? He
is playing you. He has two other guys he trying to take over the world
with. Then we have Cydonia Inc. wait isn't that Johnny O.? NO!!!!! He
will attack us for no reason. He is a very abusive person. He killed my
weenie dog, Killer. He made Ev. a pirate which was cool I thought. Johnny O.
better not be back or Grady and I are hiding when we get to the show. I
don't want to live in a world where you are attacked for no reason. Its
not right. You could be like the next people that want to turn the world
into Sex and Violence. Umm isn't that what the news people say the world
is full of now? Um why do you want to take our world when you basically
run the world you are in. You are just greedy. Next is uh some two guys
who want to take our world for what reason I don't know. Ah screw it
Bubbles will air raid their booties and that will be that for Jett and
Levine. Then we have
that Russian back with this mystery opponent guy again, they want our
M&Ms again, those sneaky Russians. You can't get them I told you. If
you want to talk about sharing some with you, then I might do it. Though
you are only getting the brown ones remember? Good. Next we have the
guys off MTV wanting to make the world controlled by Hawks as kings.
What stupid idea, no wonder they lost on the show. Also there is the
mystery opponent guy again with a guy that wants the world full of
10,000 Flaming Tables....HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY
SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! That idea seems like it hurts plus wasn't it
done in FWF? Oh well. Then we have two guys that want to make the world
in to some sort of movement for some gray genies. I would be all for it if you were talking
about the game genie cause that thing is the bomb. It helped me beat
Mario Bros. 3. HEY WAIT they have a special team too? Does this
team have special powers that can like freeze us or burn us? Man Naggsy
how do people keep rambling? I run out of things to say. [ Chris
Naggs:]
I guess they have nothing to do. [ Chris Staggs:]
Man then Pete Ebdon must have nothing to do but talk. [ Chris
Naggs:]
Man that was a lame joke. [ Chris Staggs:]
Whateva...Naggsy. ( Chris Staggs then looks at a 7-11 and
stops. ) [ Chris Staggs:]
Naggsy can we get some M&Ms? [ Chris Naggs:]
I guess so. ( Chris Staggs, Chris Naggs, and Bubbles, hey it
only says no pets, Bubbles isn't a pet. They enter the store as the
clerk who looks Middle Eastern greets them behind the counter) [
Clerk:]
Welcome. [ Chris Staggs:]
Sup. [ Chris Naggs:] He is Middle Eastern. [ Clerk:] Welcome. [ Chris Staggs:] Cool. [ Clerk:] Welcome. [ Chris Staggs:] Uh yeah. ( Chris Staggs makes his way to the candy aisle as his eyes light up as he looks down. ) [ Chris Staggs:] The choices, the choices. I want Peanuts...no peanut butter...nah safe way I am going with the original M&Ms. ( Chris Staggs grabs the original M&Ms and walks toward the counter. He walks by and sees the oranges and looks at the clerk, then the oranges, then the clerk, back at the oranges.) [ Chris Staggs:] ITS STARTED AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ( Chris Staggs grabs the oranges and trying the oranges on the ground and smashing them. The Clerk sees this and runs over ) [ Clerk:] WELCOME!!! WELCOME!!!! COME AGAIN!!! WELCOME!!! ( Bubbles gets into the act as he grabs the bananas. Chris Staggs stops him. ) [ Chris Staggs:] No dude, oranges are the only evil things. ( Then Chris Staggs continues the rampage on the oranges as Chris Naggs finally runs over and stops Chris Staggs. ) [ Chris Naggs:] What in the world has gotten into you? [ Chris Staggs:] One of the tag teams have started to take over the world. The guys that wanted the movement of Islamic Oranges. I must destroy all of them. [ Chris Naggs:] Chris, stop it. Let's go to Grady's. It is almost time for Scooby Doo. [ Chris Staggs:] Fine but Sunday I am going come back and destroy all the oranges. [ Chris Naggs:] Sure you will. ( They leave the 7-11 with the clerk pointing at the messes that Chris Staggs made. ) [ Clerk:] WELCOME!!! WELCOMMMMMMMMMMMMME!!!!! ( The trio continue toward Grady's. ) [ Chris Staggs:] He must really like us, he kept welcoming us. [ Chris Naggs:] I don't think he knew anymore English. [ Chris Staggs:] That is a stupid concept. ( They then reach Grady's as they go toward Grady's hotel room. They knock on the door as Everage answers the door. Chris Staggs pushes Everage out of the way as Tommy Grady is on the couch as Chris Staggs jumps over the couch and lands beside Grady. ) [ Chris Staggs:] Did I miss anything? [ Tommy Grady:] Nope, it just started. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Dude I found out somethings on the way here. [ Tommy Grady:] Nuh uh [ Chris Staggs:] Uh huh [ Tommy Grady:] Nuh uh [ Chris Staggs:] Uh huh [ Tommy Grady:] Whateva... [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! First off Naggsy told me that all the teams are not going to have their way with Ms. Malie. The winner of the match gets her so we don't have to pull a Erick Caine in the first match. [ Tommy Grady:] WOOO HOOOOOOO!!!! NO SLOPPY SECONDS!!!! [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Also the plan I was telling you about is that we need to take out the things to people are trying to take over our world with. I already took out some Islamic oranges. [ Tommy Grady:] GREAT IDEA!!! That way they won't have anything to beat us with. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Tommy Grady:] Dude its back on. [ Chris Staggs:] ........... [ Tommy Grady:] .......... ( Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady are hypnotized by Scooby Doo as Everage and Chris Naggs just look at each other as just shake their heads at the idiotic duo ) ( Camera fades out ) |
