Today's Grimy Storms Alert Level:

( Camera fades in )

( Chris Staggs sits with a history book, WHAT!? in front of him. Chris Staggs looks to be studying it or most likely looking at it. Anyway Bubbles is seen again on the couch watching television. Chris Naggs comes in the view as Chris Naggs takes a sip of his flask, hey you would drink if you had to spend all day with Chris Staggs, Anyway Chris Naggs looks up and spits out the liquor as he can't believe what he is seeing. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Um Chris? What is that?

[ Chris Staggs:] What? Do I have a boogie?

( Chris Staggs wipes his nose. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Uh no, I mean what are you looking at?

[ Chris Staggs:] Uh you.

[ Chris Naggs:] No you dumbass, what is that book.

[ Chris Staggs:] A world book.

[ Chris Naggs:] Um okay. Why?

[ Chris Staggs:] Everage told me I am facing a guy from Russia.

[ Chris Naggs:] So why do you have the book?

[ Chris Staggs:] I am trying to set up my army to protect Grady and me.

[ Chris Naggs:] What the hell? You don't have an army.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO I DO!

[ Chris Naggs:] You don't have an army.

[ Chris Staggs:] How do you explain the defeating of Caining Pauls.

[ Chris Naggs:] You and Grady beat them.

[ Chris Staggs:] See, Grady and I need an army.

[ Chris Naggs:] This is stupid.

[ Chris Staggs:] You won't be thinking that when you are PTA! 

[ Chris Naggs:] What!? You mean POW?

[ Chris Staggs:] BOOM! ZOOM! PING!

( Naggs just stares at Staggs. )

[ Chris Staggs:] What? I thought we were making noises?

[ Chris Naggs:] Anyway, you don't need an army.

[ Chris Staggs:] Too late.

[ Chris Naggs:] Don't tell me got people to help you.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Where are they?

[ Chris Staggs:] Right here.

( Naggs looks around. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Are they imaginary people? 

[ Chris Staggs:] Um no.

[ Chris Naggs:] OH! They are invisible.

[ Chris Staggs:] I can still see them.

[ Chris Naggs:] WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY!!!?

[ Chris Staggs:] Indoor voice remember Naggs. They are right here infront of you.

[ Chris Naggs:] Fine whateva

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Naggs begins to walk forward as Chris Staggs jumps at Naggs and tackles him to the ground. )

[ Chris Naggs:] What the hell did you do that for?

[ Chris Staggs:] You almost took out part of my army. 

[ Chris Naggs:] Where?

( Chris Staggs points to the ground as you see little toy soldiers lined up )

[ Chris Naggs:] That is your army?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] You have a bunch of toys protecting your world?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] They ARE TOYS!

[ Chris Staggs:] Haven't you seen the movie Small Soldiers? THEY ARE REAL!

[ Chris Naggs:] Fine. 

[ Chris Staggs:] I still have a problem.

[ Chris Naggs:] I am going to hate myself........what is the problem?

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude don't hate yourself, anyway I can't find Russia in the book. I've looked and looked and I still can find it. Is Russia an underground secret country that no one knows about. An the dude busted out of the world to warn us about Russia uprising and taking over the world.

[ Chris Naggs:] Um Russia it was also known as Soviet Union.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Yep.

[ Chris Staggs:] Those tricky Soviet Unioners.

[ Chris Naggs:] Okay.

[ Chris Staggs:] Okay I know where to position the army.

[ Chris Naggs:] Where did you get the world book.

[ Chris Staggs:] I found it.

[ Chris Naggs:] You found it? It was just laying out in the middle of no where.

[ Chris Staggs:] Um No I found it in the city not the middle of no where. It was in a bag with a lot of other books. Like a math book, a biology book, and an English book.

[ Chris Naggs:] So basically you stole a history book from a kid's backpack.

[ Chris Staggs:] OH! That is why the kid was chasing me.

[ Chris Naggs:] Okay now that you got that settled why don't you talk about Nikita Sputnik.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Nikita you aren't going to invade Whateva Fo Sho World. I got the army to back me up. It will be you versus a lot of little army dudes and me. Yeah we got you outnumbered. Why don't you just surrender and we will let you got back home to the Soviet Union errr Russia. You can take your Frankfurt hot dogs with you too...

[ Chris Naggs:] Those are from Germany.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh well take your Polish Sausages with you.

( Chris Naggs shakes his head )

[ Chris Staggs:] Do they have any food? Wait I know what they are doing. Nikita is here to steal our world's food. He wants our M&Ms. YOU BULLY! YOU YOU YOU BUTTHOLE!!! OH MY GOD YOU MADE ME SAY IT! I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY IT! But when some one threatens to steal my M&Ms that is where I draw the line. Yeah it might not be the straightest line but I drew it in Permanet black marker. Yeah you can't erase that. So what you going to do Nikita? Are you going to try and kill my army? You aren't going to succeed cause after we finish this video. I am going to the toy store and buy the tanks and planes to go with the army. Yeah I would be scurred now too. You have to face weapons that can't be hurt. Tanks are going to be shooting you and you will be like OUCH!! Then the planes will start circling your head and you will be like quit it. Finally the army will charge at you and take you down. Then I will pin you for the win and Whateva Fo Sho will be happy once again as I save our food from Russia. Yeah now all Russia can do it sit there and eat nasty foods like beets and broccoli. HAHA! That serves you right. Nikita, if you would have asked then I might have let you have the brown ones. Everyone hates the brown ones. That is why they are the last eaten. Though now you are trying to steal it, you can have your beets and broccoli. While my world eats M&Ms. Nikita does Russia like Rocky are something? I mean your promos had about as many videos as Rocky had parts. Though your promos made me sad cause they didn't have Mr. T or Apollo. Though wait Apollo is dead isn't he? That would be scary if you had him in your video. I mean I would be like AHHHH ZOMBIE! Yeah that may be the only way you can beat my world, get an army of Zombies to take us, cause I have never made it through a zombie movie so I don't know how to kill them. Though I think that my army would stand a good chance at beating them. Anyway I know we will win becasue I am smart. I discovered Nikita's EVIL! plan before you could perform it. Now that I will have conquered Russia's attempt to steal from me. Grady and I must get ready to take apart the Grimy Storms. I gotta go buy some umbrellas and rain jackets while Grady is buying a stock of 409. Yeah we will be ready. FO SHO!

( Chris Naggs just looks at Staggs. )

[ Chris Naggs:] That was interesting.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] So--

[ Chris Staggs:] OH MY GOD!!! NIKITA HAS A SPACE SHIP!!! 

[ Chris Naggs:] No...

[ Chris Staggs:] THE BOOK SAYS SO!!! AHHHHHHHHH HE IS WATCHING ME AGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP HELP HELP!!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] QUIT IT!!

[ Chris Staggs:] HE HAS WATCHED ME PLAY WITH MY RUBBER DUCKIE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

( Chris Staggs runs out of the room and down the hallway as Chris Naggs sighs and chases after him )

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