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Today's Grimy Storms Alert Level:
( Camera fades in ) ( Chris Staggs is seen sitting in the corner with a fortress of teddy bears seen here <-- OH MY GOD A LINK! OH BOY A LINK! CLICK THE LINK! anyway they are surrounding him. Chris Naggs walks into the picture and sees this and just shakes his head as Bubbles is seen watching television. Chris Naggs walks over to Chris Staggs who is covering his eyes now with with one peeking out through his right hand. Chris Naggs sighs as he walks over and begins to throw the teddy bears over into the middle of the room. ) [ Chris Staggs:] AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! [ Chris Naggs:] Chris STOP SCREAMING!!!! [ Chris Staggs:] THE STORMS ARE COMING!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I NEED POOKIE!!!! I NEED THE TEDSTER!!! I NEED MY BEARS!!!! [ Chris Naggs:] Why? [ Chris Staggs:] They are my fan club remember.... ( CHEAP LINK FLASHBACK! OH MY GOD 2 LINKS!!!! OH MY GOD!!! OWNAGE COMING UP!) [ Chris Naggs:] Don't do flashbacks. [ Chris Staggs:] Give me back the bears. [ Chris Naggs:] Fine. ( Chris Naggs starts throwing the bears back. ) [ Chris Staggs:] STOP ABUSING THEM!!! [ Chris Naggs:] Agh!? How am I abusing a stuffed bear? [ Chris Staggs:] Well Pookie landed on his head. He might be brain damaged. Pookie talk to me.
................... ( Chris Staggs looks distraught as he turns toward Chris Naggs ) [ Chris Staggs:] YOU MONSTER!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!! POOKIE CAN'T TALK ANYMORE!!! [ Chris Naggs:] Um Chris its a stuffed bear it never talked. [ Chris Staggs:] HE TALKED TO ME! You just couldn't hear him cause you aren't in the club. [ Chris Naggs:] Wait...what is that Pookie? Oh you are okay? That is good to hear. ( Chris Staggs looks at Chris Naggs suspiciously for a second. ) [ Chris Staggs:] Okay, you got lucky this time. Just don't let it happen again. [ Chris Naggs:] Okay Chris, we need to get you from being afraid. [ Chris Staggs:] But storms scare me. The lightning then the loud BOOM! It is just so well SCARY! [ Chris Naggs:] Well Chris, you have control of world too. You see that title. ( Chris Staggs looks over at the title that Bubbles is wearing ) [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Chris Naggs:] Why don't you live in your world and not worry about the storms. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Grady and I need to get everyone to come over to our world. Our world will be like candy canes and gum drops. Dude we are going to make Willy Wonka look like uh uh um look not as good as us. [ Chris Naggs:] Yeah that's the spirit. [ Chris Staggs:] Spirit? YOU MEAN A GHOST!? AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [ Chris Naggs:] No, I meant that is the way to go. Good job. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! LET'S GO JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!! [ Chris Naggs:] Huh? [ Chris Staggs:] Let's go get people to join Grady and me. [ Chris Naggs:] Wel...... ( Before Chris Naggs can respond Chris Staggs and Bubbles start out the door as Chris Naggs sighs then follows them out the door. ) Fast Foward ( We open up in the park as Chris Staggs, Chris Naggs, and Bubbles The Chimp are seen walking as Chris Staggs finally stops at the playground. Chris Staggs jumps up on the jungle gym and climbs to the top. ) [ Chris Staggs:] WOOT WOOT!!! Yes I made it to the top. Oh yeah, EVERYONE LISTEN UP! DO YOU WANT ALL WANT CANDY!? ( Chris Naggs now tries to motion for Chris Staggs to shut up. ) [ Chris Staggs:] What is the matter Chris? I am just trying to get people to come with us. [ Chris Naggs:] Let's skip the kids. [ Chris Staggs:] That's rude of you. The kids are probably more scared of the storms, then big people. [ Chris Naggs:] Umm the big people will take the kids with them. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!? [ Chris Naggs:] Uh yeah. [ Chris Staggs:] Coo. ( Chris Staggs climbs down from the jungle gym. As they continue down the trail in the park.) [ Chris Staggs:] Dude I think my first act as ruler of the world is going to be free M&Ms all the time to everyone. [ Chris Naggs:] Right. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! ( Just then Chris Staggs, Chris Naggs, and Bubbles are stopped by a man. ) [ Chris Staggs:] Hi, My Name is Chris Staggs. I am here to ask if you will join my world. [ Um a Stoner:] Duddddddddddddddddddddddddde. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Um a Stoner:] Will you legalize it? [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Um a Stoner:] You are the man. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! ( They walk away from the poorly act of a stoner by the hired actor. ) [ Chris Naggs:] That just wasted about two minutes. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Chris Naggs:] Chris why don't you talk about Erick Caine and Trent Paul. [ Chris Staggs:] NO FAIR! [ Chris Naggs:] What? [ Chris Staggs:] Grady and me have to face three people. [ Chris Naggs:] What the hell are you talking about? [ Chris Staggs:] You said we are facing Erick, Trent, and Paul. [ Chris Naggs:] No Trent Paul is one guy. [ Chris Staggs:] OH MY GOD A TWO HEADED MONSTER! [ Chris Naggs:] No, it is a regular guy. He just has a the name Trent Paul. [ Chris Staggs:] Whoa you can have a first name as your last name? [ Chris Naggs:] Yeah. [ Chris Staggs:] I want to change my last name. [ Chris Naggs:] No. [ Chris Bob:] Too late. [ Chris Naggs:] Quit. [ Chris Staggs:] Fine. [ Chris Naggs:] Stop this foolishness and talk about your opponents. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Erick Caine, so you think you are so great cause you own the Candy Cane factory? Big deal. Candy canes are sooooooooooooooooo like fifty years ago. I mean who eats Candy Canes anymore? I don't. Tommy doesn't that I know of. Yet you continue to fill the world with Candy Canes. Why? I would understand if your name was Erick M&M or Erick Snickers...Wait is this an attempt to take over Grady and my world by filling it with bad tasting Candy Canes? You ain't going to do it. We are going to be like no eating Candy Canes. Then our people will not eat it. Haha We stopped your evil plan. We are so clever. Candy Canes will not take down our world. We are strong. Though you do have connections with Santa Claus. Which puts a damper in our stopping you. We know Santa is coo and will have people eating the Candy Canes during Christmas. OH MY GOD YOU EVIL MAN! YOU HAVE BOUGHT SANTA CLAUS!!! YOU MONSTER!! HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A NASTY THING!? I mean is Grady and my world such a great place that every wants to rule it. Why thank you. We know our world rules. Though your Candy Canes are no match to overthrow us. Whateva FO SHO! FO EVA!! WOOO! Now Mr. Oh look I have two first names as my name...Trent Paul. You think you can take over my world with your confusing name. Yeah well Naggsy just spoiled your plan too. BOY! You better call us butta cause we are on a biscuit. [ Chris Naggs:] That's roll. [ Chris Staggs:] What? [ Chris Naggs:] Nothing. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Trent Paul, you betta believe that Whateva Fo Sho is going to continue to rule our world. We have already got the first couple laws set up. You wanna hear them? FO SHO! First Rule: Cartoon Network 24/7 all the time on the TV. Second Rule: JESUS JUICE!!! NOTHING ELSE! Um yeah that is about as much as we got. Though our world is going to be better than Grimy Storms world. We got cool stuff, they have scary stuff. So Trent Paul you want to say I have mistakes. Then I will take your red pen away so you can mark my mistakes. Whatcha goin' do bout that? Huh Huh Huh? That is what I thought. Trent Paul you say you don't want the world then why you trying to take it from us? Oh wait you are the guy that took Yugoslavia National Title away from me. You are a terrible ruler. I mean look at Yugoslavia now...all the good athletes are going to the NBA. You took my Yugo Boys and made them turn German. HOW COULD YOU! You aren't going to be able to take my world over this time. NO! The world would be full of German people who can't play basketball and love eating candy canes. That world would be just as scary as Grimy Storm's world. That is why Whateva Fo Sho is going to protect there world and remain the RULERS!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! FO SHO! [ Chris Naggs:] Uh yeah. [ Chris Staggs:] Yeah ain't no one turning me German. [ Chris Naggs:] Okay. [ Chris Staggs:]FO SHO! ( With the deadline coming up, the trio walk off in the distance. ) ( END PROMO)
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