Today's Terror Alert Level:

( Camera fades in )

( Chris Staggs is seen sitting in the corner with a fortress of teddy bears seen here <-- OH MY GOD A LINK! OH BOY A LINK! anyway they are surrounding him. Chris Naggs walks into the picture and sees this and just shakes his head as Bubbles is seen watching television. Chris Naggs walks over to Chris Staggs who is covering his eyes now with with one peeking out through his right hand. Chris Naggs sighs as he walks over and begins to throw the teddy bears over into the middle of the room. )

[ Chris Staggs:] AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris STOP SCREAMING!!!!

[ Chris Staggs:] THE STORMS ARE COMING!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I NEED POOKIE!!!! I NEED THE TEDSTER!!! I NEED MY BEARS!!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] Why?

[ Chris Staggs:] They are my fan club remember....

( CHEAP LINK FLASHBACK! OH MY GOD 2 LINKS!!!! OH MY GOD!!!)

[ Chris Naggs:] Don't do flashbacks.

[ Chris Staggs:] Give me back the bears.

[ Chris Naggs:] Fine.

( Chris Naggs starts throwing the bears back. )

[ Chris Staggs:] STOP ABUSING THEM!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] Agh!? How am I abusing a stuffed bear.

[ Chris Staggs:] Well Pookie landed on his head. He might be brain damaged. Pookie talk to me.

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[ Chris Staggs:] YOU MONSTER!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!! POOKIE CAN'T TALK ANYMORE!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] Um Chris its a stuffed bear it never talked.

[ Chris Staggs:] HE TALKED TO ME! You just couldn't hear him cause you aren't in the club.

[ Chris Naggs:] Wait...what is that Pookie? Oh you are okay? That is good to hear.

( Chris Staggs looks at Chris Naggs suspiciously for a second. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Okay, you got lucky this time. Just don't let it happen again.