( Chris Staggs is seen still dialing the phone. Chris Naggs looks pissed as the clock reads 9:00 AM. Chris Staggs keeps on calling, asking, and hanging up. Bubbles is asleep on the couch as Greg The Perky T.G.I Waiter is passed out on the counter in a pink thong. Chris Naggs finally walks over as Chris Staggs picks the phone back and prepares to dial. )

[ Chris Staggs:] 1-777-5475...HELLO? Fantastic Four?.....No? FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs hangs up the phone and picks it back up )

[ Chris Naggs:] CHRIS STOP FUCKING DIALING!!!!

[ Chris Staggs:] But I am so close I know it.

[ Chris Naggs:] You are never going to get in touch with the Fantastic Four.

[ Chris Staggs:] We'll see....1- uh uh. I forgot what number I was on...okay 1-111-1111.

( Chris Naggs grabs the phone and hangs it up. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Why did ya do that for? That could have been them.

[ Chris Naggs:] It wasn't you tried that number already.

[ Chris Staggs:] It could have been them. They could have just moved in and got that number.

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris enough of the phone calls.

[ Chris Staggs:] You're right.

[ Chris Naggs:] Thank you.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah, we need to expand our search. We need to search the streets for the Fantastic Four.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! They have to be here. I just know it. We get them to help us defeat the EVIL CLONE and his buddies.

[ Chris Naggs:] Fine we will go on this goose hunt.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fantastic Four, Chris, we are looking for the Fantastic Four.

[ Chris Naggs:] *rolls his eyes* Right Chris.

( Bubbles, Chris Naggs, and Chris Staggs begins to embark on yet another time consuming adventure that leads to nothing. )

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! FLASH FORWARD!

FLASH FORWARD

( No long descriptions needed. Chris Staggs, Chris Naggs, and Bubbles the Chimp are seen roaming the streets of Calgary. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Anyone know where the Fantastic Four secret layer is? I need their help.

( People give him a strange look. Then again the guy is with a midget and chimp. The trio make there way down the street as they come upon an Catholic Church. Chris Staggs stops in his tracks as do Chris Naggs and Bubbles The Chimp. )

[ Chris Staggs:] ALRIGHT I GOT CHRIS THE D WORD CORNERED!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] Huh?

[ Chris Staggs:] I heard people who are um danged come here a lot.

[ Chris Naggs:] But--

( Before Chris Naggs could finish Chris Staggs and Bubbles enter the Church. They walk past the confession booth as they proceed down the aisle as no one can be seen. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Chris The D-Word. I FOUND YOUR SECRET HIDEOUT!!! AH HA! NOW COME OUT! 

( Nothing Happens )

[ Chris Staggs:] Ah Naggsy, he doesn't know that I am the bestest hide n go seek player this side of Idaho. Remember when it took you 3 days to find me. Man that was a great hiding place.

[ Chris Naggs:] Uh yeah. Great hiding place.

[ Chris Staggs:] I'll find him.

( Chris Staggs wonders around looking around. He walks over to a door and opens it as Chris Staggs is heard talking to someone. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Have you two seen Chris uh uh D-A-M-M?

[ Voice: ] NO!

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Oh kid coo Scooby Doo shirt.

( Chris Staggs shuts the door and returns to Chris Naggs. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Man he is good, oh and I didn't know Michael Jackson's games were catching on so quick in churches.

( Chris Naggs just rolls his eyes at the cheap joke they just pulled or attempted to pull. Just then a business man walks out of the confession booth. Chris Staggs then looks like he is confused or has an idea. )

[ Chris Staggs:] AH HA! I FOUND HIM! HE HAS A SECRET PASSAGE!!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] No don't--

( Chris Staggs takes off toward the confession booth. Chris Staggs enter the booth and looks around )

[ Chris Staggs:] There has to be an opening around here. Hmm where is it.

[ Father O'Malley: ] Yes, my son.

[ Chris Staggs:] Huh? Dad?

[ Father O'Malley: ] My son what do you need to confess to.

[ Chris Staggs:] I ate the last banana and told Bubbles that Naggsy ate it.

[ Father O'Malley: ] A sin of gluttony.

[ Chris Staggs:] OPEN SESAME!!!!

[ Father O'Malley: ] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] That isn't the password... what about ABBA CADABRA!

[ Father O'Malley: ] Son what are you doing?

[ Chris Staggs:] Please let me in the secret lab. I need to stop Chris D-A-M-M from destroying the world.

[ Father O'Malley: ] Son are you alright?

[ Chris Staggs:] NO! The world is going to be a bad bad place if Tommy Grady and I don't stop them.

[ Father O'Malley: ] Son, you know making jest of our Lord is a very heavy sin.

[ Chris Staggs:] Jest? Is that a generic brand of Zest?

[ Father O'Malley: ] Son please leave.

[ Chris Staggs:] But I need to get in there.

[ Father O'Malley: ] Sir please leave now.

[ Chris Staggs:] No way, no how. I will not leave until you show me the secret opening to the secret lab.

[ Father O'Malley: ] Son, there is no secret lab.

[ Chris Staggs:] That is what you want me to think. You want to keep it a secret. I see. Well see THIS!

( THUD!)

[ Father O'Malley: ] QUIT! Do not hit up against the wall.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine if you are not going to let me in the secret lab, then tell me what evil plans Chris D-A-M-M has up his sleeve? Did he steal my EVIL Scooby Doo clone idea? HE IS SO DEAD IF HE DID!

[ Father O'Malley: ] ................

[ Chris Staggs:] Dad? Ummm Voice from Secret Lab?

( Just then the curtain to the confession booth opens as Father O'Malley is there. He grabs Chris Staggs and pulls him out of the confession booth. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude, do you know how to get to the secret lab in there?

[ Father O'Malley: ] Son, there is no secret lab.

[ Chris Staggs:] Whoa, you sound a lot like the guy from the secret lab. 

[ Father O'Malley: ] Yeah, sir please leave.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh I see you work for Chris D-A-M-M. That is fine. Just remember I am going to have the Fantastic Four on my side.

[ Father O'Malley: ] Um right.

( Father O'Malley has had enough with Chris Staggs and just walks off. Chris Staggs looks at the confession Booth. Chris Naggs and Bubbles walk up. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Hmmm. Wait there is a door! DUH!

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris, enough of this, why don't you talk about Storm and Damm.

[ Chris Staggs:] I will once I get into the secret lab.

( Chris Staggs opens the door and walks into the Father's side of the confession booth. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Hmmm...They have the secret lab protected from both sides. Well you know what EVIL CLONE Mr. Fantastic, that isn't going to stop me oh no. Grady and I are going to get the Fantastic Four then you and Chris The D- Word are in for it. Uh Huh. EVIL CLONE, you think you are so evil don't you? You think cause you own like a futuristic space ship that we are going to be scurred by you? You don't have nothing on my bike. I GOT A TEN SPEED!!!! Anyway I just might call NASA and tell them to shoot you down.

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris, NASA doesn't arm the spaceships.

[ Chris Staggs:] That is dumb. How are they suppose to protect the world from aliens? Oh well moving on... You say we aren't original. I know I am not a clone how about you? You EVIL CLONE! I am not clone. I don't think so. I mean I don't remember being cloned then again they would have to knock you out or something to clone you. Ugh! I am not the EVIL CLONE YOU ARE! You say you are the controllers of the world, well Grady and me got a plan that is the bomb diggity. Oh yeah OLD SCHOOL! Though EVIL CLONE, I don't think I would have cloned Mr. Fantastic, no offence to him, but he doesn't really impress me. I mean if I was an EVIL CLONE of the Fantastic Four, I would have been The Thing. You would be a orange rock man and rocks are harder then people. I know cause I busted my head on a rock before. If you were The Thing you could beat people up a lot easier. Though you say you are now part of the Human Torch. I don't think I would want to be constantly on fire. I am glad you are sticking to the Mr. Fantastic part of your EVIL Cloning. EVIL CLONE you think that Grady and I are not the best tag team? We dare you go to Orlando and ask them. We hold the highest scores in tag. We promise. We don't lie bout that. EVIL CLONE you are can call us names but we know that the real Mr. Fantastic could kick your butt. Oh yeah, then you will try to turn into the Human Torch but still be as Mr. Fantastic and burn to death. Dude you are screwed if you do that. I mean burns are bad. They hurt like touching the eye on the stove. EVIL CLONE we are got a back up plan if we can't find the Fantastic Four. It is soooooooo TOP SECRET that Naggsy and Ev don't even know it. Though we told Bubbles. Oh and EVIL CLONE, you want Mr. Bubbles to talk? I told you last time Mr. Bubbles can't talk, he can only read minds which is so much cooler than talking. Cause I will be thinking that I want to watch Scooby Doo and then Bubbles turns the channel to Scooby Doo. Bubbles is so cool. EVIL CLONE, we are going to take control of the world once again and return it to the time when we made the world cool! Right now the world just plain sucks. Now you want some Grimy storms through a Damm to fill the world. That is messed up. Don't worry cause the Sunshine is going to wipe away the clouds. You can bet that FO SHO! 

Chris The D Word, you might have the secret lab protected by people. You might have it under lock and key but you are going to have to face us and the Fantastic Four. Then you with your EVIL CLONE are going to Bad Guy jail. I told you already what is going to happen. So why don't you just give up. Remember WORD PROBLEMS. They suck. You will be doing those till you die. Yuck. Chris The D Word, I showed you that we are clever by finding your secret lab. We are going to take you down. Though for an EVIL Genius, you don't seem to talk much. I mean how are you suppose to do the evil laugh if you don't talk? Don't you want to do the BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!? That is the perk of being an EVIL genius. Dude are you even real? Are you another hologram that the EVIL CLONE has on what looks to be his space ship? That would make since that I can't find you if you are just a hologram. Anyway how are we suppose to beat a hologram? This whole thing is unfair to Grady and me. First we have to face an evil clone that can set himself on fire, now we have to face a hologram? No worries though we got it smothered and covered like hash browns. Whateva Fo Sho is here to make the world fun again. The world has been bad since Pete Ebdon and Nicholas Jaxx took over the world. Hologram or Evil genius you are going down. We are like DA BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD! OLD SCHOOL'D TWICE! FO SHO!

( Just then a man enters the confession booth. ) 

[ Voice:] Father, please forgive me for I have sinned.

[ Chris Staggs:] WHOA! I have a son. FO SHO! I AM GOING TO NAME YOU SHAGGY! I FORGIVE YOU!

[ Voice:] What? Wait don't want you to hear my sin?

[ Chris Staggs:] No worries, Shaggy. I will continue to think of you as my son.

[ Voice:] But I sold my body for heroine.

[ Chris Staggs:] E-Bay ROCKS!

[ Voice:] May I be forgiven.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Voice:] How many Hail Mary's?

[ Chris Staggs:] LOOOOOOOOOOOONG PASS..........TOUCH DOWN NOTRE DAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[ Voice:] Um okay. I will do some and be on my way.

[ Chris Staggs:] No! Son don't leave me. It is cause your mother said I was a dead beat dad wasn't it?

[ Voice:] ............

( The guy has left. Chris Staggs walks out of the Father's side of the confession booth. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude I have a son.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh, that wasn't your son.

[ Chris Staggs:] But he called me father.

[ Chris Naggs:] The guy was older then you.

[ Chris Staggs:] So?

[ Chris Naggs:] Nevermind. Anyway you ready to go?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! I hope Grady has luck finding the Fantastic Four or we are going to have to bring our lasers and take care of them ourselves.

[ Chris Naggs:] Sure you are.

[ Chris Staggs:] THE ROOSTER CROWS ON THE BARN AT MIDNIGHT!!!!!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] I bet that was the password.

[ Chris Naggs:] Come on Chris lets go.

[ Chris Staggs:] And Bubbles.

[ Chris Naggs:] Fine Chris and Bubbles lets go.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( The trio make the way out of the church. )