( We see Chris Staggs grinning ear to ear as Bubbles The Chimp sits beside him on the couch. They are looking at the television as Chris Naggs is fixing a scotch on the rocks while Greg T.G.I. Friday's Waiter is seen well doing his hair. Chris Staggs looks over to Bubbles and laughs. )

[ Chris Staggs:] AH HA! I told you that it was Old Man Finster. You were so wrong it wasn't funny. I should take the place of Fred in the group and you should just stay here cause I RULE AT MYSTERIES AND YOU ARE LIKE DAFFNEY! YOU ALWAYS GET CAUGHT! I DESERVE ALL THE SCOOBY SNACKS!!! 

( Bubbles just stares at Chris Staggs )

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh now you aren't talking to me. I see. Wait are you still mad that we got kicked out of Neverland Ranch?

( Bubbles keeps staring at Chris Staggs. )

[ Chris Staggs:] I swear I didn't have tampons with Heaven's Dents.

( Chris Naggs rolls his eyes as he goes to correct Chris Staggs. )

[ Chris Naggs:] That was tampering with evidence and you stole the whole collection of "Jesus Juice".

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Michael told me to take them.

[ Chris Naggs:] Man, I am glad I wasn't there.

[ Chris Staggs:] Why? Michael likes playing with people your size.

( Chris Naggs rolls his eyes )

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! I promise on my Girl Scout's pumpkin pie.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh, two things... you were never in the Girl Scouts and they don't sell pumpkin pie.

[ Chris Staggs:] Cherry?

[ Chris Naggs:] They don't sell any damn pie.

[ Chris Staggs:] Then why do they go door to door?

[ Chris Naggs:] THEY SELL FUCKING COOKIES YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Yes. Damn why did I agree to come back.

[ Chris Staggs:] Cuz I really really really really really really really really need you to help.

[ Chris Naggs:] Touching.

( Bubbles hears the word and goes ape. )

[ Chris Staggs:] He's a monkey.

[ Chris Naggs:] Don't talk to the descriptions and he is a chimp.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris, now that you are back, you need to focus. You have a match with 'Mr. Fantastic' Johnny Storm and--

[ Chris Staggs:] WHOA NO FAIR!!!! 

[ Chris Naggs:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] You mean Grady and I have to face a super hero.!

[ Chris Naggs:] Huh!?

[ Chris Staggs:] Mr. Fantastic of the Fantastic Four. I hope his tag team guy isn't Thing. I don't think I could beat an orange rock person. Rock people are scary. 

[ Chris Naggs:] That isn't the same Mr. Fantastic.

[ Chris Staggs:] You saying that he is an EVIL CLONE OF MR. FANTASTIC!!! 

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh sure..

[ Chris Staggs:] OH MY GOD I GOT AN IDEA! WE NEED TO CALL THE FANTASTIC FOUR AND INFORM THEM US THIS.

[ Chris Naggs:] They don't exist.

[ Chris Staggs:] Right they don't exist but they come on the Cartoon Network everyday. How do you explain that Mr. Smarty Pants? 

 [ Chris Naggs:] They are a cartoon.

[ Chris Staggs:] So? Hey Bubbles should we inform the fantastic four?

( Bubbles shakes his head up and down. )

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! LET'S GO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Whoa, we are doing it just cause a chimp wants to do it?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! He is very smart. He can do the moonwalk. Can you?

[ Chris Naggs:] No.

[ Chris Staggs:] Then he is the smartest.

[ Chris Naggs:] What does the moonwalk have to do with being smart?

[ Chris Staggs:] Bubbles, moonwalk.

( Bubbles does the moonwalk. Chris Staggs jumps up and down clapping. )

[ Chris Staggs:] He's so cool. I wish I was a chimp. Then I could wear a diaper all the time and be like EW EW EW EW and people would give me M&Ms cause I would dance around brushing the dirt off my shoulders and people would be like he is so cool and I would be shaking my head yes. Like I know I am so cool. Then I would offer my Scooby Doo sippy cup to them and they would fill it with M&Ms. I would be like FO SHO! Then they would run away cause they never seen a chimp talk before. Bubbles can't talk but he can read my mind. That is so freaking awesome. Man being a chimp would be the bestest thing ever. That is why I am going to do anything Bubbles wants me to do. He is like um my Al Hall. FO SHO!

( Chris Naggs, Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter and Bubbles just stare at him not believing the rambling that just came out of his mouth. )

[ Chris Naggs:] First off, that is Allah and you are not Muslim. Secondly what the hell are you rambling about? Also we are not going to do a hair brain adventure.

[ Chris Staggs:] But Bubbles said he wanted you to do it.

[ Chris Naggs:] So?

[ Chris Staggs:] So you have to do it. It is like a rule and if you don't then you will have to pull a card. Two more times and we have to call your mother.

[ Chris Naggs:] What the hell are you talking about?

[ Chris Staggs:] Its a rule, Bubbles make the plans.

[ Chris Naggs:] Wait WHAT!?

[ Chris Staggs:] Bubbles is in charge.

[ Chris Naggs:] You can't put a chimp in charge. What am I going to do?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! The Tootsie Roll! Wait that is Tommy Grady's dance. Do the running man. 

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh, Okay we can do the adventure. Can I be in charge though?

[ Chris Staggs:] Let me check...Bubbles can Chris be in charge.

( Bubbles shakes his head no. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Nope, you heard the chimp.

[ Chris Naggs:] Okay whateva...

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Anyway We have to alert the Fantastic Four about the Evil Clone.

[ Chris Naggs:] And Chris Damm.

[ Chris Staggs:] WHOA HE IS EVIL!!!!! HE HAS A BAD WORD AS HIS LAST NAME!!!

( Chris Staggs walks over the table and pulls out he phone book. )

[ Chris Naggs:] What are you doing?

[ Chris Staggs:] Calling the Fantastic Four

( Chris Staggs opens up to the F's )

[ Chris Staggs:] Let's see Fantastic hmmmm.....Famez....Famu....Fanaten. Hmmmm They aren't in the phone book.

[ Chris Naggs:] I kno--

[ Chris Staggs:] DUH! I know why.

[ Chris Naggs:] Good.

[ Chris Staggs:] They are in the YELLOW PAGES!!! Let's see Super Heroes....hmmm they don't even have superheroes in the yellow pages, who do they call when a bad guy tries to take over the city and world?

[ Chris Naggs:] Umm, Chris why don't you talk about your opponents. 

[ Chris Staggs:] Huh?

[ Chris Naggs:] Mr. Fantastic Johnny Storm and Chris Damm. 

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! You mean The EVIL CLONE OF MR. FANTASTIC!!! WAIT That is the same guy that wants to rule the world by make the world filled with storms. He is an evil clone. But this clone will be caught cause I am going to tell the Fantastic Four that you are an evil clone trying to make the world a scary place. You are so going to be like OH NO! When Tommy Grady and I show up with back up called the Fantastic Four. You are going to be like I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those two COOL dudes and there little chimp. Then I would be like Zoinks and Grady would be playing is coo like Fred. Naggs would be like jinkies cause he is a lot like Velma. HAHA! Mr. Evil Clone you have done mess with the wrong crew cause we be the bestest tag team in the world. We own the highest scores at Laser Tag in Orlando. They said we were so good not to come back ever or they would throw us out. So do you want face us in tag? We are going to get those neon glow in the dark chest protectors and we are going to be shooting invisible lasers like ZOOT! ZOOT! as your chest protector will be going off and vibrating. Then the Fantastic Four will come in and take you away to stand trial in the Hall of Justice. Next you will be found guilty of trying to make the world dark and scary. They will send you to bad guy jail and you will be rooming with Mr. Freeze. You will stay cool as ice ice baby! Mr. Freeze will keep the cell like real cold like I don't know 35 degrees and you will be like man its cold. Mr. Freeze will be like no it isn't, it is really hot in here cause his blood is frozen. Which I think is really cool cause if you cut yourself then you wouldn't bleed your wound would freeze up. People would ask what happened and you would be like I am cold as ice. They would think you were so cool. Not saying that Mr. Freeze is cool cause he is a bad guy that wanted to freeze the world. The only person I know that would like that is Santa. Hmmm Maybe EVIL CLONE you can talk to Mr. Freeze and ask him if he likes Santa. Maybe Mr. Freeze is just misunderstood. You are not. EVIL CLONE how dare you try to clone yourself as Mr. Fantastic. What has he ever done to you? You just drag his name through the mud. Why? Cause you like storms? Storms are not fun. You can't go outside. Sometimes the power goes off and you miss Scooby Doo. Then you are scared cause you are stuck in the dark and then monsters come out cause I guess they are scared of light which I understand cause they could tell how ugly they are if the light was on.  I would be scared of light too if I was ugly. EVIL CLONE you are going down. We will have the Fantastic Four and you don't want none of me and Grady in Laser tag. OH NO! FO SHO!

Chris The D-Word. You are PURE EVIL! I mean you have a bad word as your last name. How more evil does it get? Chris The D-Word you must have been the creator of the clone I think. I mean I thought The Evil Clone had another friend by the name of Grime or something. Wait Chris The D-Word you are the EVIL GENIUS!!! You created EVIL CLONE AND EVIL GRIME!!! OH MY GOD, Grady and I have to take on TEAM EVIL! That is coo cause Grady and I are the like the Scooby Doo gang of the IW. We be capturing the bad guys and you are a bad guy. Chris The D-Word, why do you make evil clones? I mean if I could make clones I would clone like Scooby Doo or other cool people. Wait don't steal my idea and clone an evil Scooby Doo. That would be so like not cool. I mean an evil Scooby Doo would not solve any mysteries then all the places would be haunted and yet again it would be a scary world. Scooby Doo doesn't need to be evil. He might bite Shaggy and if that happens Shaggy will get mad and you have broken up the best duo EVA next to Tommy and me of course cause Grady and I are twins from a different mothers. Chris The D-Word, you better stop with the evil clone making cause if you don't you will join your clone in bad guy jail. You will have to stay with The Riddler. He will then ask you riddles. Believe me those riddles are hard to figure out too. So it will be like doing WORD problems everyday for the rest of your LIFE!. Word problems suck. FO SHO!  Chris The D-Word, you and your EVIL Clone are IN DEEP TROUBLE! CAUSE MONDAY NIGHT WHATEVA FO SHO! IS GOING TO BRING DA FUNKY CHICKEN AND THE FANTASTIC FOUR! YOU GONE AND DONE IT, CUZ I JUST BRUSHED THE DIRT OFF MY SHOULDERS!

( Chris Naggs just stares at him )

[ Chris Staggs:] What I got a boogie on my nose?

[ Chris Naggs:] No I just can't believe so much idiotic rambling can come from one man.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!? Dude enough chit chat I need to call the Fantastic Four.

[ Chris Naggs:] Remember they weren't in the phone book.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! I GOT ANOTHER IDEA!!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] What is it.

( Chris Staggs picks up the phone )

[ Chris Staggs:] 1-111-1111............HELLO FANTASTIC FOUR!?  No? Okay

( Chris Staggs hangs up and picks up again )

[ Chris Staggs:] 1-111-1112...........HELLO FANTASTIC FOUR!? No? FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs hangs up and picks up again )

[ Chris Staggs:] 1-111-1113...........HELLO FANTASTIC FOUR!? No? Aight.

( Chris Naggs rolls his eyes as this will repeat for quite awhile )

( So the camera decides to fade black )

[ Chris Staggs:] NO! I am scared of the dark.

[ Chris Naggs:] I told you stop talking to the descriptions.

 [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( End Promo as Chris Staggs continues through the phone numbers )