First there was Mario Bros.....You beat it

Then there was Mario Bros. 2.....You beat it

Finally there was Mario Bros. 3.....You used Game Genie and You beat it.

Now for your Nintendo comes....

MAD LUIGI STYLE STAGGS BROS.!!! LUIGI'S REVENGE!

( The camera fades into Chris Naggs just looking at the television. Chris Naggs looks around as he walks toward Chris Staggs room. Chris Naggs opens the door as Chris Staggs stands there as he is looking in his closet. Chris Staggs flings clothing all over the place as Chris Naggs  sighs and walks over to Chris Staggs. )

[ Chris Naggs:] I got two questions for you.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! As long as they aren't new theories on Nuclear power usage.

[ Chris Naggs:] Um okay? First off why the hell are you putting ads on public access about some video game?

[ Chris Staggs:] Its my plan to get the Princess.

[ Chris Naggs:] Rightttttttttttttttttt.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] How the hell is a video game going to lead to this Princess.

[ Chris Staggs:] I going to play it till I win the game then get the game plan from their to find the princess.

[ Chris Naggs:] That has to be one of the dumbest ideas I have heard.

[ Chris Staggs:] You always say that..

[ Chris Naggs:] I know because it is the truth.

[ Chris Staggs:] You CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

[ Chris Naggs:] Uh yeah right, anyway my second question is what the hell are you looking for?

[ Chris Staggs:] Where are my green overalls with the L on them?

[ Chris Naggs:] Your what?

[ Chris Staggs:] You know my MAD LUIGI STYLE OVERALLS!.

[ Chris Naggs:] Right, you don't have one.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yes I do.

[ Chris Naggs:] No, no you don't..

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude I got a picture of me in the MAD LUIGI STYLE OVERALLS!.

[ Chris Naggs:] Why the hell do you have picture of yourself in mad Luigi style overalls?

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude I was lookin' TIGHT YO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Uh huh.

[ Chris Staggs:] Look.......

( Chris Naggs just shakes his head. )

[ Chris Naggs:] That isn't you dumbass.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yes it is.

[ Chris Naggs:] What did I tell you about lying?

[ Chris Staggs:] Don't get caught.

[ Chris Naggs:] Right..

[ Chris Staggs:] You haven't caught me lying.

[ Chris Naggs:] I am not that stupid.

[ Chris Staggs:] Are you sure?

[ Chris Naggs:] Yes.

[ Chris Staggs:] Are you positive?

[ Chris Naggs:] Yes.

[ Chris Staggs:] HAHAHAHA!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] What is so funny?

[ Chris Staggs:] You said you had AIDS.

[ Chris Naggs:] AGH!

[ Chris Staggs:] You SO CRAZY!

[ Chris Naggs:] Enough of this.

[ Chris Staggs:] Enough of what?

[ Chris Naggs:] This stupid picture thing.

[ Chris Staggs:] You don't think I look tight in that picture?

[ Chris Naggs:] That ISN'T YOU!

[ Chris Staggs:] How do you know?

[ Chris Naggs:] First thing it has ratings at the bottom.

[ Chris Staggs:] It show my attributes.

[ Chris Naggs:] How many pictures have you seen that has that.

[ Chris Staggs:] Umm I gotta a lot of them.

[ Chris Naggs:] Anyway it says SMASH CARDS.

[ Chris Staggs:] Umm that is what I call them.

[ Chris Naggs:] What about the website.

[ Chris Staggs:] Umm that is my website.

[ Chris Naggs:] Give me a break, you can't even tie your shoe much less run a website.

[ Chris Staggs:] FINE! That isn't me.

[ Chris Naggs:] I know..

[ Chris Staggs:] But I do have some overalls like that.

[ Chris Naggs:] Quit with this stupid idea.

[ Chris Staggs:] My mom said that no idea is stupid.

[ Chris Naggs:] Moron, that is no question is stupid.

[ Chris Staggs:] Please, there are plenty of stupid question.

[ Chris Naggs:] No shit Sherlock.

[ Chris Staggs:] Who Sherlock and why does he want some shhhh....Dookie.

[ Chris Naggs:] Nevermind, you just made your own point anyway.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] So can you quit looking for the overalls.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs looks down one last time and sees something. )

[ Chris Staggs:] OH NO IT AIN'T!!! OH NO IT AIN'T!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] What the hell?

[ Chris Staggs:] ITS MAD LUIGI SKILLZ TIME WITH THE MAGIC MUSHROOM!

[ Chris Naggs:] WHAT!?

( Chris Staggs grabs the magic mushroom )

[ Chris Staggs:] BEEP BEEPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! ITS GO TIME BABY, MAD LUIGI SKILLZ KICKING IN. TIME TO GROW BIGGER, GROW STRONGER, AND TAKE ON BRETT SULLIVAN!!!! MAD CAPS LOCK STYLE BITCH. YEAH BOY, YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING TO COME OUT HERE AND BEAT ME. PLEASE YOU ARE TRIPPIN' HARDER THAN PRINCESS TOADSTOOL CLAIMING NOT TO BE A CARPET MUNCHER. YEAH I SAID IT. PRINCESS TOADSTOOL IS GAY. BRETT SULLIVAN, IT IS TIME YOU SEE WHY I AM ONE OF THE BEST. YOU ARE GOING TO SEE WHY I CAN COLLECT ALL THE COINS IN LEVEL ONE YEAH I GOT SKILLZ. I GOT GAME. I GOT BEEF WITH JEW. ERRR YOU.

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris, quit yelling. Use your inside voice.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine. Brett Sullivan are nothing more than that little owl in level one. You are going to be easy to defeat. I will just press A and jump up and land on your head. It will be that easy. Yeah I know whatcha thinkin'. You are think you aren't you owl. You are like Bowser. You are going to try and keep from making it to level two. So what. You are still nothing more than a level one bad guy to me. You see I don't need no game genie to get pass you. Unless you are level one from Mario Bros. 3 then I might need some help. Though you don't look like the character that could be part of Mario Bros. 3. Man, you can't even be a lame version of Mario Bros. 2, character. OH BURN!!!!!! Yeah I got you good. Anyway come on let me here you talk using all these big words. You are just lucky that most of what you are saying goes over my head. Yeah if I knew what you were saying or if I didn't have what Chris Naggs says ADD. Maybe I could make a clever comeback ,but you know what? That isn't MAD LUIGI STYLE!!! SEE MA LUIGI STYLE would be me coming at you full speed ahead and don't care what you say. You will be squashed like the owl you are. You will be eliminated. I will make it to level two as the Princess as my witness, I WILL MAKE IT TO LEVEL TWO!!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] You know cause once I get pass level one, ITS GO TIME! You know what I can't believe my own brother JD Lawson is none other than KING COOPA!!! I WILL BE A MONKEY'S UNCLE!!! Which you know that would be awesome if I was cause then I would have a monkey and name him Mr. Poops. I would give him a diaper and he would be so funny. He would grab some symbols and smash them together so I could drift off to sleep. AH! KING COOPA, YOU CAN'T STAND IN MY WAY!!! IT'S MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY!!! LIMP BIZKIT!!! I WILL GET THE PRINCESS!!! I WILL LEARN TO FLY LIKE THE PRINCESS!!! I WILL BE SO UNSTOPPABLE!!! I WILL BE MAD LUIGI STYLE FOR LIFE!!! KING COOPA I AM KNOCKING THE BRIDGE OUT FROM UNDER YA!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah.

[ Chris Staggs:] Then you have THE SUPER DUPER EVIL KING COOPA in Andrew Hurley. Why did you take the princess? Why couldn't you have taken Princess Toadstool. No one wants her. That is why you save her in level one. She isn't important. She is useless. She is fat. She is ugle. Well I see why you don't want her. Anyway., Andrew you gone and down it. You had to make me go MAD LUIGI STYLE. You ain't going to like me this month. I will make it through all the levels till I get to the final level. I might even break out the game genie on your behind. Yeah, you hear me. GAME GENIE. I didn't stutter. I WILL WIN! CAUSE I AM THE ONE, THE ONLY THE MAD LUIGI STYLE CHRIS STAGGS!!! AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!!.

[ Chris Naggs:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] MAGIC MUSHROOM TIME RUNNING OUT!!! GROW SMALLER, GROW WEAKER!!!!

( Chris Staggs falls to the ground. Then gets back up. )

[ Chris Staggs:] I must find more magic mushrooms.

[ Chris Naggs:] Please don't say that in public.

[ Chris Staggs:] Why?

[ Chris Naggs:] Just don't.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh I get it. I will have to find a block with a question mark and hit my head on it.

[ Chris Naggs:] Uh yeah. that is it.

[ Chris Staggs:] Well what are we waiting on? Let's go.

[ Chris Naggs:] Don't you need to put on some clothes, instead of the Mario Bros. PJs?

[ Chris Staggs:] Being MAD LUIGI STYLE means not caring what people think.

[ Chris Naggs:] Of course.

[ Chris Staggs:] Lets GO!

( Chris Staggs leaves the room. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Why do I keep giving him ideas?!

( Chris Naggs follows behind him. )

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