( Camera opens up with Chris Staggs grinning as he walks down the hallway. Chris Naggs is seen running with all his might to catch up with Chris Staggs. Chris Naggs finally catches up as Chrsi Staggs keeps on walk as he has listening to his walkman and singing along. )

[ Chris Staggs:] The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round.

( Chris Naggs stops Chris Staggs as Chris Staggs takes his headphones off. )

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] You seem to be in a happy mood.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] What happened to saving Tommy Grady.

[ Chris Staggs:] I got is covered like Mr. Blankie.

[ Chris Naggs:] You do you?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] What do you have in mind.

[ Chris Staggs:] Um my brain.

[ Chris Naggs:] I mean why do you have it covered.

[ Chris Staggs:] I got my people as backup.

[ Chris Naggs:] You mean the Yugo Boys.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO No!

[ Chris Naggs:] Um okay.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Who exactly are your people.

[ Chris Staggs:] Well they are in our room.

[ Chris Naggs:] I don't follow.

[ Chris Staggs:] Walk beside me then.

( Chris Naggs rolls his eyes. )

[ Chris Naggs:] What do you mean your people are in your room.

[ Chris Staggs:] They are waiting for us in the room.

[ Chris Naggs:] Who let them in.

[ Chris Staggs:] I gave them a key.

[ Chris Naggs:] Great *rolls his eyes*.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh.

[ Chris Staggs:] You want to meet them.

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah, I can't wait for this.

[ Chris Staggs:] You are as excited as me then.

[ Chris Naggs:] You could say so.

( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs reach the door. )

[ Chris Staggs:] MY BACKUP IS HERE!

( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs open the door. )

[ Chris Naggs:] WHAT THE FUCK!?

[ Chris Naggs:] This is your backup?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] You have some fucked up Sesame Street characters

[ P.I.M.P. Elmo:] Listen bitch, we be Sesame Street Crew by way of Compton.

[ Chris Naggs:] What?

[ Thuggin' Grover:] You gotta a problem shorty?

[ Chris Naggs:] Uh.

[ Butch Bert: ] Do you want to make it a problem bitch?

[ Chris Naggs:] Enough of this. He isn't going to be scared of some puppets with a hand shoved up their asses.

[ The Monster:] FUCK YOU!

[ EZ Ernie:] WHOA You callin' us gay?

[ Chris Naggs:] Hey you are the one that is more than friends with Butch Bert over there.

[ Butch Bert: ] I'll cut you cockroach!

[ Chris Naggs:] Wait why am I arguing with some puppets?

[ Chris Staggs:] Losing too.

[ Chris Naggs:] Am not.

[ Chris Staggs:] Are too.

[ Chris Naggs:] Am not.

[ Chris Staggs:] Are too.

[ Chris Naggs:] Forget it.

[ Chris Staggs:] You lost that one too.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ah!

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude I am going to get Tommy Grady back.

[ Chris Naggs:] You and your people.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] I'm going to be like BAM! WE GOT YOU COVERED! HAND OVER GRADY!

[ Chris Naggs:] Uhhh.

[ Chris Staggs:] YOU FEEL THAT!

[ Chris Naggs:] Feel what?

[ Chris Staggs:] I feel A RAMBLING COMING ON!

[ Chris Naggs:] Oh no.

( Chris Staggs stands in front of the Sesame Street By Way of Compton. )

[ Chris Staggs:] You see these guys Dude Job? I got backup. I got you outnumbered. FO SHO! Now quit playing dumb. We know you have Tommy Grady at the end of the rainbow. We don't want the pot of gold. You can keep that. We just want Tommy Grady. Don't lie about you don't have him. You have to have him. You attacked him before he never returned with the Hot Pockets. You and your guy with the funny hat.  You can't deny that fact. EWWW I GOT YOU HAHAHAH I AM SMARTER THAN YOU! You better believe it when I told you my people are made at you. They are going to pop a cap in your booty. They are going to 187 you and leave you on the street corner. You had to go there. And there isn't a very nice place to go. There is where you get your shots, there is where you go to get your teeth clean. That place isn't a happy place.

Now I gotta to admit I am kinda of scurred. Yeah I told you I am ghetto. You say you are going to take me to school. Why, I don't need to go to school. Unless it is a fun class like music class. I bet you liked to play with the bongos didn't you? You played the bongos a lot in school didn't you. My favorite class was recess. Dude I was cool like the people on Recess that comes on ABC on Saturday morning.  Dude Job there is no way I am going to school if it is math. You will have to kill me first then though if you killed me it wouldn't help the cause of taking me to school would it? I didn't think so.

Now Dude Job I really don't like you calling me a moron. I would like you to know that I finished tenth in my first grade spelling bee. Yep all ten of us were spelling hard. But I did finish tenth. Now quit calling me dumb. Oh and I am not crazy. I can't be crazy. If I was crazy then wouldn't I be in a mental ward. Wait Chris, wasn't that where you sent back in October? That place wasn't very fun. They shocked me every day. It hurt. It hurt like peeing on an electric fence. Dude Job have you ever done that? Hurts like poop doesn't it. So please quit calling me names. My CREW isn't very happy with it. They may mess you up. I don't mean where you have to change your clothes either. I would be scurred if I were you.

Dude Job, I told you to quit with the insults. You call me a five year old kid. That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Do you expect people to believe that there is a 6'1 and 221 pound five year walking around. You make no sense sometimes. I forgive you since you do have a pot of gold. So Dude Job, you need to be quiet cause you are sounding dumber than Barney. EWWW I GOT YOU WITH A BARNEY INSULT!

Now as I told you before Dude Job, you are not going to punk me. I can't be Punk'd. I haven't missed a show yet. I seen all the shows. I know who to keep from getting Punk'd. So you can't punk me. Anyway Dude Job who say punk anymore? I mean aren't you up with ghetto slang yet? HAHA BURN! Now Dude Job you saying I am just acting. Why would act? I am what I want to be. If I work hard at it, I can be what I want to be. BAM! NAS REPRESENT! HAHAHAHAHA!

Dude Job, you are a meanie who needs to taught a lesson. Though I think a lesson in tying your shoes would be helpful, my crew thinks I should teach you a lesson in wrestling. Uh I guess I try that. I mean tying your shoes would help you next year. Oh well. My people of Yugoslavia are relying on me. I will not let them down. They don't deserve a poop head like you. Yeah I am using dirty language.

Dude Job you aren't going to win cause you are going to get pinned.

DUDE JOB YOU ARE GOING DOWN HARD!!! EWWW THAT SOUNDED MEAN DIDN'T IT DUDE JOB?

( Chris Staggs poses as a homeboy. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Boy I'm skilled out the ying yang.

[ Chris Naggs:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] I am going to get Tommy Grady back.

[ Chris Naggs:] Um.

[ Chris Staggs:] We are so going to rule.

[ Chris Naggs:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] You gotta believe.

[ Chris Naggs:] Yep.

( Chris Staggs walks into the kitchen. )

[ Chris Staggs:] WHOA!

[ Chris Naggs:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] We have hot pockets.

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah.

[ Chris Staggs:] YAY TOMMY GRADY IS BACK!

[ Chris Naggs:] I bought those yesterday.

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude that was uncool.

[ Chris Naggs:] Sorry.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Uh yeah.

[ Chris Staggs:] What are we waiting for? Let's eat some hot pockets .

( They proceed to fix hot pockets. )

( END PROMO )