( Camera opens up with Chris Staggs pacing back and forth. It appears that he thinking! Chris Staggs looks in deep thought as Chris Naggs walks up on Chris Staggs. Chris Staggs stops and looks at Chris Naggs. Chris Staggs continues to pace back and forth. Chris Naggs takes a seat. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Why are you pacing.

[ Chris Staggs:] I am thinking.

[ Chris Naggs:] Seriously, what are you doing.

[ Chris Staggs:] I am trying to think of the strategy that Dude Job accused me of having.

( Chris Naggs rolls his eyes. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude I just bet the strategy was awesome.

[ Chris Naggs:] Um.

[ Chris Staggs:] I bet it was very clever.

[ Chris Naggs:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] I mean I am mad cause I have apparently forgot it.

[ Chris Naggs:] Damn are you stupid?

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude I had a great strategy according to Dude Job.

[ Chris Naggs:] Seriously you can't be this stupid.

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude didn't you hear Dude Job.

[ Chris Naggs:] Dumbass, he criticized the strategy.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Yep.

[ Chris Staggs:] Why am I trying to remember it then?

[ Chris Naggs:] Stupidity.

[ Chris Staggs:] I don't think that is it.

( Chris Naggs rolls his eyes again )

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris, stop this.

[ Chris Staggs:] You are right.

[ Chris Naggs:] I am!?

[ Chris Staggs:] We need to think of a way to get Tommy Grady.

[ Chris Naggs:]  But that---nevermind.

[ Chris Staggs:] Let's see.....we could distract him by making him watch Scooby Doo.

[ Chris Naggs:] That only works with you.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] We could bribe him.

[ Chris Naggs:] You don't have anything.

[ Chris Staggs:] I got a super bouncing ball.

[ Chris Naggs:] You think he would trade Tommy Grady with a super bouncing ball.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine I will trade both of them..

[ Chris Naggs:] Trust me Chris that isn't going to work.

[ Chris Staggs:] So now you know everything do you huh?

[ Chris Naggs:] Um.

[ Chris Staggs:] I don't see you coming up with any of your brilliant plans.

[ Chris Naggs:] Well--

[ Chris Staggs:] I GOT IT!

[ Chris Naggs:] I can't wait to hear this one.

[ Chris Staggs:] We dress up as girl scouts, we knock on his door. He opens we give him bad cookies that make him go to the bathroom. We wait till night then go in and capture Tommy Grady. We run out. BAM BOOM DONE AND OUT!

[ Chris Naggs:] No.

[ Chris Staggs:] No what?

[ Chris Naggs:] No way am I going to go along with the plan.

[ Chris Staggs:] Why you scared it would work. I KNEW IT!

[ Chris Naggs:] Knew what?

[ Chris Staggs:] You never liked Tommy Grady.

[ Chris Naggs:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] You and Dude Job are in it together.

[ Chris Naggs:] Huh?

[ Chris Staggs:] How could you!

[ Chris Naggs:] I am not with Dude Job.

[ Chris Staggs:] That is what he said you would say.

[ Chris Naggs:] Who the hell is he?

[ Chris Staggs:] I don't know, they say it in the movies.

[ Chris Naggs:] Of course.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine I will take your word. So you have an idea how to save Grady?

[ Chris Naggs:] Call me crazy.

[ Chris Staggs:] Crazy.

( Chris Naggs rolls his eyes. )

[ Chris Naggs:] What about you defeat Dude Job this Sunday.

[ Chris Staggs:] You know what.

[ Chris Naggs:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] That just might work.

[ Chris Naggs:] Uh huh..

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude that is perfect.

[ Chris Naggs:] We came up with it last promo.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! IT'S GO TIME BABY!! YOU AND ME, ONE ON ONE. MAN VS. MAN. CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA!? YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT A SLAPNUT. HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME BIG STAGGS IS YOUR HOOK UP. CAUSE HE COMES THE PAIN. IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE. WOOOOOOO I AM THE GAME! GET OUT OF MY YARD. NOW I ONLY GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA......

SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] Why is with the ripping up catchphrases.

( Chris Staggs shrugs his shoulders )

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude Job makes me so mad. I just can't help but slip into the catchphrase mode. Now he talk some bad stuff about Grady and me. He called Tommy Grady nothing. Then he accused me of underestimating him. Well boy is he wrong, if he would have saw my grades in math on estimating. He would know that I can't estimate anyone much less underestimate him. And he is the one calling me a moron. Sheesh. So Dude Job you want to play dumb. You want to say you haven't kidnapped Tommy Grady. You are a LIAR! YOU ARE A BIG FAT LIAR. Oh have you seen that movie. It was funny when the guy turned blue. I might do that to you Dude Job. I might just turn you blue. You don't turn Tommy Grady over, then I will make sure you turn blue. Dude Job you are like the old guy in the Scooby Doo cartoons. The first one they meet and tells them to leave. At the end it turns out to be that guy. Dude Job you remind of that. You tell me that you haven't Tommy Grady. Well I will unmask you for the bad guy you are. I will make you suffer the wrath of uh uh me. Yeah you better be scurred. See I'm ghetto like I told ya.

You know I am confused Dude Job, you kidnap Tommy Grady then train to be a crime fighter. WHATSUPWITDAT!?

( Chris Naggs elbows Chris Staggs. )

Sorry, anyway Dude Job. you think that I am going to get PUNK'D OUT! HA! I GOT YOU! I seen that show many many many times. I don't think I have missed an eposide yet. So you are going to try and punk me, then you better make sure you hide the hidden cameras very good. I am tellin' ya. I can't be punk'd. I make it a point to not go anywhere Ashton Kutcher is going to be. That way he can't punk me. HA! Dude Job, I have spoiled your attempt.. I told ya I was clever. Punk'd ain't going to happen to me now. I'm a solider. I'M A NO LIMIT SOLIDER!  You ain't nothing but a dude. You think I am going to not be ready for you. You are trying to take my country away from me. I made Yugoslavia the tenth best country to live in. Yep we are moving on up to the east side. We finally got that piece of pie in the sky. Now you want to take my pie? How dare you. It is cherry pie. It makes me grin ten miles wide. It makes a grown man cry. Sweet cherry pie. You can't have the cherry pie. Yugoslavia is getting the bigger slides this month. I am not going to let you take over just as the fun begins. You are going to have to kill me to take my country. I am going to show you that the ruler of Yugoslavia is COOL FO SHO!

Dude Job, where do you get off calling me over pushed. I have never pushed anyone on the swing set too much. I have never been pushed down. I don't get where you are calling me over pushed. You dont' make any sense. Then you call me overrated.. I didn't know we were rated. I demand I get my gold star now then. I am the ruler of Yugoslavia after all. I deserve a gold star. Don't say I don't Dude Job. You don't want me mad. You don't won't to see me when I don't get my gold star. It isn't pretty. I am nasty as when I don't get my 3 o'clock nap. You don't want none of that. As a matter of fact this Sunday I will skip my nap and tell then to not give me my gold star.

You gone and done it now. You have made me mad. I am going to beat you like Team Scooby beats the Team Rottens in Luff-A-lympics. Oh you might cheat, but you will get count and won't get the ten points. Yeah that is going to suck for you. Ha ha. I am going to beat you cause I got the people of Yugoslavia backing me. You got the guy with the funny hat. I think my people are better then your guy. My people are made at you. They want to be tarred and painted.

[ Chris Naggs:] That's feathered.

[ Chris Staggs:] Nope, we can't afford the chickens. Anyway, Dude Job you better give me Tommy Grady or ELSE! By the way Fred on Scooby Doo was GAY!

( Chris Staggs looks proud of himself.

[ Chris Staggs:] I TOLD HIM!

[ Chris Naggs:] Um

[ Chris Staggs:] I said I TOLD HIM!

[ Chris Naggs:] What in the hell did you say?

[ Chris Staggs:] I said I TOLD HIM!

[ Chris Naggs:] No, I mean your trash talkin' You didn't make any sense.

[ Chris Staggs:] I only have dollar bills. Sorry man.

[ Chris Naggs:] WHAT!?

[ Chris Staggs:] I'm sorry man. I don't have any cents.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ah nevermind.

[ Chris Staggs:] You found some cents.

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah sure.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] I can't believe we fired the narrator.

[ Chris Staggs:] I GOT OWNAGE SKILLZ!

[ Chris Naggs:] Right.

( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs leave )

( END PROMO )