( Camera opens up with Chris Staggs looking sad. I mean SAD. I mean like your ice cream falls off your cone as you can't catch the ice cream truck sad. He sighs heavy as Chris Staggs sinks down in the couch. Just then Chris Naggs walks in. Chris Naggs looks at Chris Staggs. )

[ Chris Naggs:] What is wrong now. did you miss Scooby Doo?

[ Chris Staggs:] *Sigh* No.

[ Chris Naggs:] Did you run out of Coco Puffs?

[ Chris Staggs:] *Sigh* Nope

[ Chris Naggs:] Yugo Boys leave?

[ Chris Staggs:] *Sigh* Nope

[ Chris Naggs:] You found out that Kermit The Frog isn't real?

[ Chris Staggs:] WHAT!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Nothing.

[ Chris Staggs:] How dare you said Kermit isn't real. How does he talk. How does he walk. HOW HOW HOW!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Okay I was lying.

[ Chris Staggs:] WHY THE HELL DID YOU LIE TO ME!?

[ Chris Naggs:] What the hell is your problem then?

[ Chris Staggs:] I think Tommy Grady left us.

( Chris Naggs looks shocked. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Okay.

[ Chris Staggs:] He told me he was going to get some more hot pockets a couple months ago.

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah.

[ Chris Staggs:] I am starting to think he isn't coming back with the hot pockets.

[ Chris Naggs:] Umm Chris.

[ Chris Staggs:] I think we need to call him.

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah about that.

[ Chris Staggs:] You think something could have happened to him?

[ Chris Naggs:] No.

[ Chris Staggs:] How do you know!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Uhhh

[ Chris Staggs:] He could have been taken hostage by very very very smart apes, made to run on a treadmill to power the village.

[ Chris Naggs:] CHRIS, that is the stupidest thing I have ever head.

[ Chris Staggs:] Nah Uh, I saw it in a movie

[ Chris Naggs:] Don't start that?

[ Chris Staggs:] I can't, I don't have any keys.

[ Chris Naggs:] You have done that joke before.

[ Chris Staggs:] What joke?

[ Chris Naggs:] Nevermind.

[ Chris Staggs:] Well are we going to do something.?

[ Chris Naggs:] What do you want to do? We have no idea where he is.

[ Chris Staggs:] Who's fault is that?

[ Chris Naggs:] No ones.

[ Chris Staggs:] How do you know so much huh, HUH HUH!?

[ Chris Naggs:] What are you getting at?

[ Chris Staggs:] YOU!

[ Chris Naggs:] You are accusing me?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Why would you do that?

[ Chris Staggs:] He was getting close to your gold.

[ Chris Naggs:] For the 1000th time I am not a leprechaun.

[ Chris Staggs:] Well you were mean to Grady.

[ Chris Naggs:] I am mean to you too.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah and look I am here with you.

[ Chris Naggs:] Where would I put him.

[ Chris Staggs:] Well umm umm. THE END OF THE RAINBOW!!

[ Chris Naggs:] Okay?

[ Chris Staggs:] SEE I CAUGHT YOU!

[ Chris Naggs:] Right?

[ Chris Staggs:] I AM SCOOBY DOO SMART BIATCH!

( Chris Naggs then grins. )

[ Chris Staggs:] What are you so happy about?

[ Chris Naggs:] Tell ya what.

[ Chris Staggs:] I can tell ya FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Uh, you know you are wrestling Dude Job.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] He wears the rainbow stuff.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah, so what about Tommy.

[ Chris Naggs:] HE WEARS RAINBOW STUFF.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah good for him.

[ Chris Naggs:] You don't get it.

[ Chris Staggs:] So he wear rainbow stuff.

[ Chris Naggs:] Do I have to spell it out?

[ Chris Staggs:] As long as it isn't too long.

[ Chris Naggs:] Grady is at the end of the rainbow and he wears rainbow.

[ Chris Staggs:] OH!!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah.

[ Chris Staggs:] I don't get it.

[ Chris Naggs:] Beat Dude Job and get Tommy Grady.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah.

( Chris Staggs hulks up. )

[ Chris Staggs:] ITS GO TIME DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN HANG WITH ME BROTHA! YOU THINK YOU CAN JOB ME!? WELL YOU GOTTA ANOTHER THINK COMIN' BROTHA! YOU WANT TO HOLD MY BEST FRIEND HOSTAGE BROTHA. YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE MY TITLE AWAY, BROTHA? YOU BETTA THINK AGAIN BROTHA.. SO WATCHA GOIN' DO? WATCHIN' WHEN THE STAGGSTER RUNS WILD ON YOU!? NOW ALL MY YUGOSLAVIAN PEEPS EAT YOUR PRAYERS AND TAKE YOUR VITAMINS! SO YOU CAN BE NATIONAL CHAMPION LIKE ME!

OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

( Chris Naggs smacks Chris Staggs )

[ Chris Staggs:] Ow What was that for?

[ Chris Naggs:] Don't ever do that again.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine, brotha. Dude Job you think you can steal Tommy Grady. You think you can keep him at the end of the rainbow. You thought I wouldn't figure out. You better think again. I am the Scooby Doo of the SWF. I can solve mysteries all in a thirty minute span. I don't even need a Scooby snack to do it. I am better than Scooby Doo. So Mr. Guard of the End of The Rainbow, I am going to show you no mercy. I will pull out the purple nurples, the titty twisters, the Indian burns, then the red belly. Yep you asked for it. You better be shakin' cause I ain't fakin'. Eww look I made a rhymed. I can be just like Erik Olson. OH BOY! Wait that isn't good is it? Anyway, Dude Job I can forgive you for siding with the guy with the funny hat. Even if his manage killed my dog.. Though now you take my best friend. The only guy that understood the concept of Scooby Doo. The smartness of Bugs Bunny.  Dude Job, you are going to be in deep do do. Yep I said it. I am very mad at you. You want to hold my fried hostage while you hide all your gold and stuff. You want to do that then I will have to use my secret weapon.....Scooby Fu. You don't want none of that noooooooo. Boy.

Now not only did you take my friend. Now you want to take my country. HOW DARE YOU! You don't know how hard it is to run a country and win matches. That is why I haven't been winning. No fear this year. I am back and I am made at you. You want a war. Fine You want to try and overthrow me. Just let you know. I am a ten time champion of King Of The Hill. You don't want none of that. Come on Dude Job, you know you don't want to actually and try to be me. I am going to make you scream like Shaggy seeing a ghost. Yeah you are going to scream like that. ZOINKS!@!? Hehe. I sound just like Shaggy. Dude Job you are going to wish that you never declared war. You are going to be worse shape than a fat guy going up fifteen flights of steps. Yep that bad of shape. Damn I am smart. Don't you think? I know you did. You see, the people of Yugoslavia don't want you.

I don't want you. My mom don't wante you. Your momma don't want you. Oh yeah. I went to YO MOMMA! BOOM YA! HAHAHAHA YO MOMMA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED UP IN THE AIR, SHE GOT STUCK! EWWWWWWWWWW BAM! Yo momma is so ugly, she had to tie steaks around here so the dog would play with her. Damn I just cracked on yo momma. You know I mean business don't ya now.. Yo momma, Yo daddy, yo momma's daddy ain't goin' save ya from me kicking your BOOTY!

YUGOSLAVIA LIVES FOREVER!

YOU WILL LOSE!

TOMMY GRADY WILL BE BACK!

( Chris Staggs sits back down. )

[ Chris Naggs:] I'm speechless.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yep, I am ready.

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah.

[ Chris Staggs:] He better realize.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh.

[ Chris Staggs:] Tommy Grady is going to be back.

[ Chris Naggs:] Yep.

[ Chris Staggs:] WHATEVA FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Chri....

[ Chris Staggs:] WE WILL RETURN!

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah about that.

[ Chris Staggs:] What?

[ Chris Naggs:] Let's talk about that.

( Chris Naggs and Chris Staggs begins to talk among themselves. )

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