( Camera opens up with Chris Naggs reading the newspaper. Chris Naggs turns the page as he hears something. He shrugs it off.  Chris Naggs finally hears another sound and puts down the paper as Chris Staggs is standing in front of him. )

[ Chris Naggs:] What do you want?

[ Chris Staggs:] I got an idea for a promo.

[ Chris Naggs:] Are you sure?

[ Chris Staggs:] It's the bestest idea in the WORLD!

[ Chris Naggs:] Sure you do.

[ Chris Staggs:] I'm going to help Hurley with his problem.

[ Chris Naggs:] How are you going to do that?

[ Chris Staggs:] Ask another doctor.

[ Chris Naggs:] Get a second opinion.

[ Chris Staggs:] Uh FO SHO.

[ Chris Naggs:] That isn't a bad idea ,but there is a problem.

[ Chris Staggs:] There is?

[ Chris Naggs:] Yep, you don't have any money. You spent all your money on the Scooby Doo autograph.

[ Chris Staggs:] That picture RULES.

[ Chris Naggs:] So how are you going to get a second opinion.

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude I got it covered trust me.

( Chris Naggs gives him a weird look )

[ Chris Staggs:] What?

[ Chris Naggs:] Why the hell should I trust you?

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude have I ever screwed up.

[ Chris Naggs:] Yes.

[ Chris Staggs:] Please come with me.

[ Chris Naggs:] Fine.

( Chris Staggs jumps up and down and then breaks into some weird white boy dance that can only be described as JD Lawson's break dancing skills. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Quit that.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh.

[ Chris Staggs:] DUDE IT'S TIME!

[ Chris Naggs:] What time?

[ Chris Staggs:] FLASH FORWARD TIME.

( Chris Naggs rolls his eyes )

FAST FORWARD

( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs are seen walking down the sidewalk as Chris Staggs finally stops as Chris Naggs stops at them. )

[ Chris Naggs:] We here?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] MAN! This is a FREE CLINIC!

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Its FREE!

[ Chris Naggs:] But...

[ Chris Staggs:] IT'S FREE

.[ Chris Naggs:] Uh.

[ Chris Staggs:] Exactly.

( Chris Staggs walks in as Chris Naggs follows him into the Free Clinic which is a establishment that has been frequented by Trent Paul many times.. Chris Naggs shakes his head. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude let's sign in.

[ Chris Naggs:] No way.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yes.

[ Chris Naggs:] Fine I am signing your name.

( Chris Naggs walks up and grabs a chair. He climbs on the chair and signs in as Chris Staggs walks up. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Ewwww BALLOONS!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris.

( Chris Staggs grabs a condom and tries to open it. )

[ Chris Staggs:] STUPID THING WON'T OPEN! I WANT A BALLOON.

( The whole room looks at him. )

[ Chris Staggs:] What?

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris let's take a seat.

[ Chris Staggs:] Take it where?

[ Chris Naggs:] Sit down.

( Chris Staggs starts to sit in the floor. )

[ Chris Naggs:] In a chair.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs takes a seat as they wait. Chris Staggs looks around as the guy beside him is scratching himself a lot. and I MEAN A LOT. Chris Staggs leans over to Chris Naggs. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Psssst. Chris, I think this guy has poison ivy in his no no area.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh forget it. and why don't you talk about Andrew Hurley.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Good

[ Chris Staggs:] Yo, Hurley, buddy. I am here to help you. After I got done watching the Golden Girls, I decided to check out your last promo boy am I scared. Then again I am scared of going to the doctor. I mean it is almost certain that you will get a shot and I HATE SHOTS!! I HATE THEM ! I HATE THEM! Then again I am sure you hate them too. I don't think anyone likes shots. Wait maybe those bad guys who like drugs. Anyway have no fear Hurley, I am going to get you better help here at the free clinic. Chris Naggs said that you come here often for different reasons. I heard you had cooties. YUCK! I hope you come here before we wrestle. I don't want to get cooties especially from you. Anyway, Hurley I am sorry if I don't know what your problem is as I have the problem of thinking about other stuff when boring things are happening. All I really know is that you have problems and you went to the doctor. I thought I would help by going to the doctor too.

See I am a nice guy. I mean this wrestling thing isn't really me. I do it cause I get all the cookies I want. By the way do you understand you are facing me. I mean I didn't know, you didn't ever mention me. I thought I would let you know didn't want to show up and be shocked.  Also I have to represent my country of YUGOSLAVIA!!! Yeah I am going to be ruler till I die. I know Trent Paul wants to be ruler but please the people love me. I got the YUGO BOYS! They are awesome. I have made three new holidays for Yugoslavia. Scooby Doo Day, Cartoon Network Day, M&M Year. They are going to rule. I can't wait till they roll around. It is going to be so cool. It is going to be like OMG OMG OMG. Even the FWF Crowd will chant. HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!  Then they will mark out like Kyle Broadway finding a bong. I am going to be the bestest ruler in the world. You better believe that.

Sunday Night I am going to prove the Yugoslavia is better than the world. I am going to show the world that we are better. I am going to beat the world ruler. I don't won't to be world ruler just yet though. I mean really just think about how many people will be after you. It is scary. Don't you think it is scary Hurley. Maybe that is your problem. You are scared of people coming after you. You are having problems. That is why I changed countries to rule. Maybe you can be Mars Champion. Then you will have to ruler over green aliens who eat weird things and speak funny. Wait that might be too hard. That would be like scary too. What about SWF Uranus Champion......What? What is so funny? I don't think they will mind. I heard Uranus is nice. It might be cold sometimes and it might have a funny smell but Uranus is good for you.

Dude I solved your problems in the Free Clinic. You paid all that money and to think you could have just came here. Which I don't know why you didn't. You come here anyway. Geez you aren't the brightest ruler are you? Anyway I won't hold that against you. But you know this means WAR! I will bring my soup bread and people. You can bring Uranus. I am going tear Uranus up. I PROMISE YOU THAT! Uranus will be no match for me. You will be pleading for me to leave Uranus alone. You will tried to hid but it won't prevent the Yugoslavia from invading Uranus. So come on Hurley, this Sunday Night Uranus is going to feel YUGOSLAVIAN PAIN!  WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YUGO BOYS! SCOOBY DOOBIE DOO!!!! FO SHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( By this time everyone in the free clinic is staring at Chris Staggs. )

[ Chris Staggs:] What did I do.

[ Chris Naggs:] That was the most disgusting thing I have ever heard.

[ Chris Staggs:] Huh?

[ Chris Naggs:] Dude let us leave.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! I solved Hurley problem with his Uranus.

( Chris Naggs shudders. )

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Let's go.

[ Chris Staggs:] Okay but I hope that guy gets his poison ivy gets better.

[ Chris Naggs:] It will.

( The two leave. )

(END PROMO )