WARNING!!!!! The following promo does not contain any love stories, tragic stories, or anything of chick flick caliber. So GWA and HWF wrestlers may want to tune out now. The following contains stupidity and it may cause your IQ to drop 10 poins. If you want chick flick promos please check out an Andrew Hurley promo. Thank you.

( Camera fades in with Chris Staggs watching television as Chris Naggs walks out confused. He look at Chris Staggs who fixated on the television. Chris Naggs coughs to get his attention as it doesn't. Chris Naggs finally walks in front of Chris Staggs. )

[ Chris Naggs:] What the hell happened to the narrator?

[ Chris Staggs:] Who?

[ Chris Naggs:] You know the voice over guy.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh that guy?

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah where did he go.

[ Chris Staggs:] I fired him.

[ Chris Naggs:] Why?

[ Chris Staggs:] I can talk for myself.

[ Chris Naggs:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] I am the ruler of Yugoslavia after all.

[ Chris Naggs:] Uh yeah....I guess I will let you talk. It can't hurt anything.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] So what you are watching?

[ Chris Staggs:] Hurley promo.

[ Chris Naggs:] Um ok.

( Chris Naggs watches it for a few moments. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Uh Chris, that isn't a Hurley promo. You are watching the Lifetime network.

[ Chris Staggs:] Are you sure?

[ Chris Naggs:] Yep, Golden Girls are coming on next.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Hmm that lifetime movie and Hurley's promo seemed to be the same.

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah most love stories and tragic stuff tend to run together.

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude I bet the women in Hurley's promo is an evil twin sent to sabotage his world title reign.

[ Chris Naggs:] What the hell are you talking about. That makes no sense.

[ Chris Staggs:] Exactly

[ Chris Naggs:] Umm. Anyway you want to talk about Hurley.

[ Chris Staggs:] I thought we were.

[ Chris Naggs:] I mean trash talking.

[ Chris Staggs:] Why would I talk to the trash? I don't want to be weird.

[ Chris Naggs:] No about Hurley.

[ Chris Staggs:] I don't think the garbage will know who Hurley is.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh talk bad about him.

[ Chris Staggs:] Why he hasn't spoke bad about me.

[ Chris Naggs:] Well he told me that he was better than Yugoslavia.

[ Chris Staggs:] OH NO HE DIDN'T. TELL ME HE DIDN'T DO THAT.

[ Chris Naggs:] He did.

( Chris Staggs jumps up shaking his head. )

[ Chris Staggs:] OH YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT YUGOSLAVIA RULES! You think just cause you are world champion that makes you better? You better believe that I am going to show you that I am hotter than a ham n cheese hot pocket just out of the microwave. I am going to show why I am the ruler of Yugoslavia. I am going to give you the soup line and send you packing.. You aren't going to be better than me. Your lifetime movies will not conquer me. You will not be better than me. I am like Scooby Doo on Scooby snacks. I am unstoppable. I always get what I want. Scooby Doo is the poo. You better know. I am going to go....straight to the top. You can't even get your pop to believe that.  Yeah I got skills like everyone loves the red M&Ms. You better believe that. You are like the brown M&Ms. No one wants you. You are always the last picked.

BOY! I AM THE RULER! I AM THE KING! I AM THE GOD OF YUGOSLAVIA!!! WOOO!!!! Have you seen that guy who wants to take over my country? Trent Paul better believe that I am going to be like no. You are going to be like yeah. I am going to be like oh yeah. Then you are going to be like oh yeah. I am going to be like coo. You are going to be like coo. We then proceed to stone you with soup line bread. You know that is going to hurt.

Wait, Chris. You are lying to me. You know that Hurley didn't say anything like that. That wasn't cool. That wasn't funny. That was JUSTIN SANE!! OH OH OH OH OH OH!!! EWWW HEHEHEHEHEHE. What? Yeah I am the guy that makes you think. I am the guy that is JD Lawson's brother. Yeah they say I ain't but that paper only concerns to Chris Staggs. I am Chris Staggs Lawson. HEHEHE I am soooooooooooo clever. I am so bright. I am Chris Staggs Lawson. I am so smart. I am out thought Glore. I am soooooooo good. I am like Velma solving mysteries. But I am a guy. I can show you if you want. Though I can't cause the last time I showed my I was a man. I got to spend the night in a room with bars and it wasn't fun. I was like watching Hurley's promo.

Hey Chris I made a joke. I am so funny. I am like Goofy except I am a man. Goofy is a dog. You know what Goofy is scary. I never seen a dog that owns a dog. I mean what was up with Pluto. Pluto lives in a dog house while Goofy lives in a house. I mean that seems wrong. Don't ya think. Oh wait I am suppose to be talking about Hurley. I am confused Hurley. I think I didn't catch the whole story. I cam in midway and I am lost. Can you give me a recap of what has happened. I mean that would help.

Dude I have been talking a while. I don't see how people do it. I don't see how Mr. Nyquil does it. I can't talk hours on end. I feel like I am repeating myself.. Huh I guess it doesn't matter. Umm I think that is about it.

[ Chris Naggs:] Thank God.

[ Chris Staggs:] No thank me.

[ Chris Naggs:] Why did you fire our narrator.

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude I rule. I told Hurley not to mess with me.

.[ Chris Naggs:] You did?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Must have missed it .

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude you better listen up. I was like you aren't good.

[ Chris Naggs:] Really.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Uh this is a waste of time.

[ Chris Staggs:] Just cause you are talking about nothing.,

[ Chris Naggs:] You want to end this?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] I won't hurt anything.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah it is getting close to time for Scooby Doo.

[ Chris Naggs:] Oh fun.

[ Chris Staggs:] You better believe it.

[ Chris Naggs:] I was being sarcastic.

[ Chris Staggs:] Is that another word for short?

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh forget it.

( Chris Naggs walks off as Chris Staggs shrugs his shoulders and returns to watching television. )

( END PROMO)