Simple logic defeats well thought out plans every time or at least it did last Sunday. JD has the out thought out. He was going to leave Chris Staggs crippled. He had plans throughout the night. He hired a campaign manager. He did all this. Yet JD Lawson the FWF World Champion, IFW Universal Champion, XW Platinum Champion, W3 Platinum Champion, and SWF Ultimate Champion lost. How? Every person has tried to out-wrestle him and failed. Yet Chris Staggs used basic thinking to win by tickling him into submission. It was a true act of the idiotic mastermind. Chris Staggs finally won a pay per view match. It has been eleven long months since Chris Staggs won a pay per view match. It has been a long time coming. Screw job after screw job, it is finally over right? Fuck no, Chris Staggs gets screwed still. JD Lawson is named number one contender. Hmm that makes perfect since. Chris Staggs has defeated him yet JD deserves the shot. Chris Staggs has the longest winning streak in the SWF, yet JD Lawson deserves the number one contender title? What's that Andrew Davis? Speak up... Ah yes politics. JD, say what you won't but the whole world knows this decision is fucked up. JD convince yourself that you are worthy of the number one contender, but that will be hard seeing Chris Staggs with SWF National Title and calling you brother for you to believe that you are actually worthy.  So now Chris Staggs is the SWF National champion. This yet another title that Chris Staggs has won. Chris Staggs is one title away from becoming the second ever grand slam champion, but why would you want that? Just so you could say that you held the meaningless titles too. Wow! Why would Chris Staggs drop down to win the SWF Overdrive title? I guess we could ask Pete Ebdon why he felt he should drop down and take the Television and Hardcore title.  Speaking of Pete Ebdon it seems that Pete is going to face Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady for the SWF Tag Team titles. He thinks his brilliant and ORIGINAL plan to steal the SWF Tag Team titles is going to help him win the SWF Tag Team Titles. He thinks that he can defeat a team that went through a round robin of tag teams for two months flawless. He must have something in the tea.

Wow Pete has an ego on him doesn't he. He must still think this is still 2002. He must think that he is still pimping out second graders to Matt Kramer for his title pushes. Pete, you came back and talked about being controversial and stuff yet what have you done? You bring in STATIC for a bit and that fizzles like all your stables you form does. Now you go out a *GASP* steal the SWF Tag Team champions. Damn Pete I thought you were going to be controversial not content and boring. Fuck you are just damn ordinary.  So now you call Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady the worst champions because they don't defend the belts. Umm look around Pete. Who the hell are they suppose to defend the titles against? They were no tag team to defend them against. As for them not wanting to face you. Well what has Ego Trip done? They win a handicap match against some dark match wrestler. Wow that must have taken a lot out of you. Yet your ego will continue to ruin you. Just like you were so certain that you would be the number one contender for the SWF National title. You can't even do that. Pete, you are nothing more than a joke. You talk about how you are going to bring respect back and shit like that. Pete face it, you are past your prime as short as that was. You haven't accomplished anything since you returned to the SWF. Frankly Pete I am tired of hearing you inflate your ego based around nothing. You talk about a year ago. You talk about how great you were and supposedly are . Well Pete, you aren't great. Fuck you are nothing more than a fed whore now. You jump federation-to-federation saying the same thing. Damn learn some new tricks or something. Pete you debut in the every federation say "I am the best, I am 1000 time World heavyweight Champion, fear me, I am GRRRRRRRRRREAT!" Though you shouldn't have a problem with Chris Staggs after all he is an idiot right? Geez how many opponents have said that since September, hmm let's see ALL OF THEM.  I mean you would think people would get that calling him stupid is like calling Jeff Harris gay. They know what they are. After all Chris Staggs's lack of intelligence doesn't prevent him from winning wrestling matches that is evident in Chris Staggs hasn't lost a match in over two months. Pete go ahead tell the world Chris Staggs is a disgrace. Wow this disgrace has more gold than you. This disgrace just defeated a FWF Legend. This disgrace is the only one to defeat JD Lawson. Yeah Pete. WHAT A DISGRACE! Though he isn't as much of a disgrace as your tag team partner. Nicholas Jaxx a man that hasn't won a tag team title match since the dawn of time. He is a pathetic loser ,but hang in there Pete maybe someday he will improve to winning one match out of every ten matches. Yeah maybe that day will come. Then again what do you expect from a fucking lackey. What do you expect from a guy who thinks humor is that of  pervert Kyle Broadway jokes. Yeah I know I said this before ,but fuck it is true. How many whack off jokes can you make without it becoming old. I would ask Kyle Broadway ,but I am sure he is busy at the drive thru window of Taco Bell. Nicholas Jaxx you think just because you lucked out a few times in the EW that makes you some sort a threat? You think you are going to actually be able to do something? Heh, yeah whatever quit wasting our time and go grab your lotion and go whack off some more. Why should Tommy Grady and Chris Staggs be scared because they are facing former tag team champions. HAH! Nemesis gave Pete Ebdon the titles, and no one wanted to join up with him so he is forced to make his fucking lackey a tag team champion. The same guy that got chokeslammed by a damn midget. Nicholas Jaxx spend some more time with your porno collection maybe some day your balls will drop and you can actually become a man instead of this little boy that has a man crush on Pete Ebdon. It is quite sickening to watch. Ego Trip is going to be a short one. It's impact will have that of A2's finisher Ego Trip......very little. Pete Ebdon and Nicholas Jaxx want to play games. They want to keep the boring cat and mouse game up by stealing the tag team titles and then pushing back the date? That is fine. Everyone knows who the real champs are. After all they actually won their tag team gold. They weren't some hand me down title like you got Pete. Egos are made to be crushed.

So this is Ebdon/Staggs meeting five hundred and fifty-six? I mean it seems like it. Chris Staggs has been able to move on. Yet Pete your obsession with Chris Staggs is that of close to pressing charges. I mean it one thing to talk about Chris Staggs once and a while ,but fuck everyday you speak about Chris Staggs. Pete, get over Chris Staggs. After Chris Staggs defeats you this week, please just move on with your damn life. Nicholas Jaxx keep on watching those Kyle Broadway promos maybe someday you can be just like him. You know that is what you want. Keep wishing. Ego Trip fuck off already.