( Camera opens up again with Chris Naggs and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter sitting on two stools in front of a television that is set up for them. The room is totally black as Chris Naggs has the remote. Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter is playing with his hair as Chris Naggs sees the camera and elbows him in the side of the rib. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Hey butt pirate we are on.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Okay love stump.

[ Chris Naggs:] I told you don't call me that.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Well okay Mr. Two-Incher.

( Chris Naggs gives Greg a mean look)

[ Chris Naggs:] Go play with your anal beads.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Give them back then.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh, anyway I guess he wants us to do a four part interview with JD Lawson's promos. This will make number two. So let us get started. Thanks for being here JD.

I am JD Lawson…

[ Chris Naggs:] Do you always have to say that?

I have a busy upcoming week with my remembrance participation and my National title defense against Chris Staggs.

[ Chris Naggs:] Hey quit dodging the question. Ah anyway let us talk about Chris Staggs.

Oh yay.

[ Chris Naggs:] Okay? Anyway so what are you thoughts about Chris Staggs.

we signed a match

[ Chris Naggs:] I think we know that.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] This is boring, my turn. So JD what makes you sad?

a little lost puppy.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] How about that. Me TOO! So you still want that spanking?

“For you and me and both.”

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Um yeah that was what I was thinking of who it was being. So what do consider romantic?

Sending me stupid letters and

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Umm okay?

this fruitcake.

 [ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] How do you find fruitcake romantic.

Silence

 [ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Wait I think I know....you know that is probably illegal in many states.

I could go into a tirade

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] On fruitcake? I rather you not.

“I love the tone which means there will be plenty to fuck me up mentally.”

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Yeah I guess your fruitcake tirade would be considered fucked up.

I may as well start the seminar now.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Didn't you hear me. We don't want to hear about fruitcake.

You are all invited…

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] I said NO!

Lets do this I can’t wait man.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Don't you understand no!

I am JD Lawson.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Well duh.

I Win.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] We weren't playing a game.

Exactly.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Uh right. You are weird.

Yea…

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] You have anything else to tell us?

a funny Ricky Martin joke

[ Chris Naggs:] Well that is all we have time for today. Tune in for part three of our interview. Maybe I will get to talk this time.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] I wanted to hear the joke.

[ Chris Naggs:] Just shut up.

( The two continue to argue as the crew rolls away the television )

( END PROMO )