So Chris Staggs didn't defy the odds and didn't make it any farther in the Remembrance tourney, but when you think about it, you see that all the idiots have been weeded out of the tourney. Some of them who are idiots on purpose like Chris Staggs and then you have other idiots who don't know they are like Jeff Harris. Basically this tourney is discriminating against idiots. Yeah I have seen this all before. The SWF. Yeah why do you think Chris Staggs hasn't worn the SWF World Title since he returned as an idiot? This guy just goes out every night and wins on Adrenaline like it a piece of cake. Yet when pay per view and world title shots roll around, Chris Staggs gets screwed out of the title. Every World title match Chris Staggs has lost has had interference in it. Oh well Chris Staggs will move on. Though let us talk about last week's Adrenaline when Chris Staggs went up against JD Lawson friend Jade Diamond. Chris Staggs defeated JD Lawson's friend. Does this mean that Jade Diamond will be booted out of the group? After all that is what happened with Cordozer Stevenson. He loses to Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady then the next week Jade Diamond arrived. So JD who is next for you to bring in?  Anyway now Chris Staggs also had his SWF Tag Team titles stolen from by Ego Trip. Thus meaning Pete Ebdon wants to feud again. Damn you think he could adapt and find someone else to feud with already. What will this be? Staggs/Ebdon 25? Well I guess they want it, they got it. Yeah Pete, Whateva Fo Sho is a couple of idiotic fucktards. People, when are you going to learn that apparently intelligence isn't needed. Tommy Grady is number one contender for the World Title and Chris Staggs is taking on JD Lawson for the SWF National Title. Oh well keep using this generic insults that you have made famous Pete; maybe they might actually work this time. I doubt it. So now with the past week behind us, let us move on to this week and Chris Staggs will take on none other than Pete Ebdon's partner number three or four? I don't know remember. Anyway Chris Staggs will take on Nicholas Jaxx as a preview of next week's pay per view where the SWF Tag Team Titles are being defend even though they don't have the titles in their possession.

Well this week Chris Staggs has to take on one half of the most creative tag team in the SWF. Hell this pair is more creative than the whole SWF roster. This was the team that came up with this new concept.... Stealing titles to get what you want. Oh my God some one stop these brilliant masterminds before they take over the SWF. Hell, why in the world should Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady even try to get the titles back from these two originators in the wrestling business?  Please Nicholas Jaxx, tell us how long it took for Pete and you to come up with stealing the belts, I know it had to take weeks. After this entire stunt has only been done about eight times in the SWF. I guess another time couldn't hurt. Damn that was sarcasm overload wasn't it. Anyway now you stole the tag team titles, damn if the SWF has more thefts then a 7-11. Then again what do I expect from Nicholas Jaxx who promos consist of nothing more than jack-off jokes. Damn we don't need two Kyle Broadways running around this industry do we? Well I guess stealing the titles were better idea than sneak attacks and threats to get the title shots. Oh wait you did that too. Does Ego Trip or STATIC mean generic in some foreign language or something? Anyway so this week Chris Staggs has to take on Pete Ebdon's lackey? What the fuck? Now Nicholas don't tell me that you are a wrestler now. You were brought into the SWF as a lackey and you will always remain a lackey. So you won some matches in the EW, that doesn't make you a wrestler. It just makes the EW more of a joke than it already was. Nicholas, have you even won a match in the SWF?  Of course you haven't, you are a lowly lackey. Hell is that how far Pete has fallen that he has to make his lackey a tag team partner?  Though I may be wrong maybe Jaxx is for real and I may be the Queen of England's boy toy, but I doubt either those are true. Now Nicholas you have claimed in the past that Chris Staggs tries to act black. Basically you claim that he is a wigger. Why is that Nicholas? You think because he says "FO SHO!" he is trying to act black. Hmm you are telling me that all blacks talk like Snoop Dogg? Funny I never heard George Jefferson say "HEY WEEZY, FO SHO!!!" You know that statement is a pretty stereotypical.  So yeah Nicholas, Chris Staggs tries to act black by saying "FO SHO". Damn your intelligence and wit! Now I see how Pete and you came up with these great ideas. Man I am full of sarcasm today. I just don't know why? Oh wait I do know, Chris Staggs's opponent isn't worth being serious about. He is a fucking lackey. He is a fucking loser. Yet he is one half of the number one contenders to the tag titles. Wow Pete and him won a handicap match against some loser who can't win a match in singles action. Nicholas, don’t even waste your breath with the random perverted jokes. Yeah show us another porno video case. So Nicholas, I take it that STATIC subscribes to a porn club or something? Dynamic Dynamite and you just love broadcasting your pornos. Oh wait, you will come back and say ewww your GAY!! YOU LIKE GAY PORN!" or some jack off type comeback. Nicholas, some people don't like flaunting their porn around public. Yeah I guess I am one of those weirdoes who don’t. Nicholas, your losing streak will continue this week.

Well we have a semi-preview of the SWF Tag Team Title match as Chris Staggs takes on this wannabe wrestler Nicholas Jaxx.  Nicholas Jaxx, I know you are going to try and be funny. I guess some people like jack off jokes and I guess that would be the same three Kyle Broadway fans. Anyway Nicholas Jaxx, you come on with your jokes and your Pete Ebdon influenced insults. Yeah, Boring mixed with joke equal bad promos from a lackey. This match is going to be preview to what Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady will do at Survival of the Fittest, was that generic enough for your liking Ego Trip?