Yeah, Chris Staggs has two matches this week. He has two opponents with two different styles of approach toward the matches. You have "Sick" Nick Jackson who rarely mentions Chris Staggs except to push Chris Staggs's gimmick then you have Jade Diamond who is trying to make this match just a friendly competition. Now if that isn't enough for our idiotic mastermind then you bring into play there other two things he has to worry about this week. First you have the two challengers for the SWF World Tag Team titles in Nicholas Jaxx and Pete Ebdon. These two jokes want up to take them seriously? Please so they won a two on one handicap. They were former tag team champions in a dead division. Hell the tag team titles were vacated and collected dust for about three months. You see Pete; you haven't done shit in the SWF. You think you have pull? You think you got this tag team title shot, because you had some stroke in the back. Well Pete, I hate to break it to you, but the only reason you two are getting a title shot is well you are the only tag team out there. You two didn't earn shit. You two didn't pressure anyone into booking this match. You two idiots are just lucky that you are the only tag team in the division. Pete and Nicholas you two can think you two are the best yet Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady are nine and one in tag team matches. They have beaten every team they have faced. Sure Propaganda took two tries but they are now two time Tag Team Champions. So Nicholas keep sinning and losing. Pete Ebdon, just keep focusing on the EW. You two will fade out yet again for another seven months. You two are worthless. You provide nothing to the SWF. I have done enough talking on those two idiots. Let us talk about JD Lawson some now. So JD, you think I am going to claim that Chris Staggs played you? No, I am not going to say that. I mean after all you just challenged Chris Staggs. You just gave him a shot at your SWF National Title. Though Chris Staggs didn't play you. Yeah privacy is much more important than a title. Whatever you want to say to make yourself look flawless. So JD, you want Chris Staggs to find yet another flaw in you? You want Chris Staggs to show the world that you aren't perfect. JD, you have painted yourself into a corner. You have all the pressure now. Chris Staggs has everything to gain. JD keep up this game while you can, but Survival of The Fittest you will be talking about your brother for now on.  Okay now onto the Remembrance tourney and Adrenaline match. "Sick" Nick Jackson, go ahead and ignore Chris Staggs. Jade Diamond keep up this let's have fun speech.

Am I the only one who thinks that Kyle Broadway, Alex Luciano, and Nick Jackson were born from the same slut of a mother? They all three have about the same gimmick and thought process. All three of them just take pot shots at their opponents. Then they say I am not conforming to "Enter Federation" here. Oh they are outcasts. They are rebels. They are so original. They are just so damn great. Sarcasm is another of their weapons. Oh man you guys are so cool. Yet it is funny that your originality is so easy to emulate. You have an Italian, a Mexican, and whatever the fuck you are Nick, these three ethnic groups have been able to make identical gimmicks. That is amazingly how that happened. Though now the more I think about it then the more I think it may be a master conspiracy from the IWF. After all those three have spent time there. So is Andrew Davis planning to take over the wrestling world by flooding it with faggot bashing, quote loving, and lawn mower riding wrestlers? Andrew Davis you might want focus on your rally instead of that. Anyway Nick, are you going to come out and speak this promo? Are you going to mention me? Are you going to break out the four-letter dictionary on me? Better yet you are probably going to call Chris Staggs and me a faggot right? After all that is your catchphrase. That is what you are known for. Yep as sad as it is, Nick you are known for a fourth grade insult.  Yet Nick you somehow became the IWF World Champion. You overcame the odds and did something bigger than the Head Wrap Mafia. Congrats Nick, maybe your next big thing is rehashing the "Slick" Rick Richards and "Sick" Nick Jackson feud. After all that feud TOTALLY ROCKED! Please Nick, you want to come out and act that you are better than Chris Staggs. What reasoning do you have behind it? You tagged with Kyle Broadway? Wow that must have an awesome thing. You were IWF World Champion? We already went over that.  So Nick you aren't better than Chris Staggs. Fuck you probably aren't as good as Chris Staggs. Now the no response was classic. I mean that was so original.  How did you come up with something so original, so witty, and so clever? Oh wait it wasn't. You imply that "enter opponent" is not worth wasting your breath. This shtick has been done before.  Hell you have done it before. Chris Staggs has done it before. "Sick" Nick Jackson, I would rather you use the no response technique, because this last attempt didn't hurt Chris Staggs one bit. Your little rant about Chris Staggs's failing English class means nothing. The little English lesson was a waste of time. So go ahead Nick feel proud that you have made yourself look smarter than a man who has the mental capabilities of a four-year-old kid? What is next Nick? Are you going to race a one legged man, play eye spy with a blind man, and have a debate with a mute man? Come on Nick. Everyone knows Chris Staggs is an idiot. Don't you remember, Nick, Chris Staggs's bad grammar made him the....

Hey Nick go nominate Chris Staggs for the third bi-annual award. The second bi-annual was a screw job and everyone knows it. After all Nick you are doing a great job at selling Chris Staggs's gimmick. You spent your whole promo selling it like a pro. I will be sure to thank you for the push after Chris Staggs's advances to the next round.

This is going to be a match that isn't between Chris Staggs and yourself. Chris Staggs's thought process isn't the same as it was in the past. Now Jade, you ask what brought on this change in Chris Staggs? Well to put it simply the pressure of the wrestling business. He had the pressure of knowing that he was screwed out of the SWF World Championship. You see Jade like your escape was with drugs, well Chris Staggs escape was he went into his own little world and cracked. He is living through a thought process where no pressure can be felt. Chris Staggs is living through the thought process of a five or six year old. The innocence of a child is very dangerous thing. You see Jade, when you have no pressure, no consequences, no second-guessing you achieve a new level. You become unpredictable. The corrupt cannot understand the innocence. You become almost perfect. You become the biggest threat in the SWF. Chris Staggs has become number one contender many times by becoming this new man. Yeah now some people may say Chris Staggs has blown shots, but that is because well fucking politics to be completely honest. Come on people really think about it. The SWF would never want an idiot like that representing them as their world champion. Wait strike that Jeff Harris is champion isn't he? Oh well anyway back to you Jade. You see Chris Staggs's new thought process has made him more dangerous then when he was in the CWA. Jade, you do not understand Chris Staggs now. You have many questions and few answers. So now you are in the dark, now you have to go into battle with him. This is where most people slip up. This is the main reason that Chris Staggs hasn't lost an Adrenaline match since January. So you talk about our previous matches and how you have already discounted them and such. Yet, why where you the one to bring up the past? That is some way of discounting them. Jade, Chris Staggs and you have never had a one on one match. This will be the first singles match up. The previous meetings have been in the ring with other wrestlers. Thus you saying that Chris Staggs hasn't defeated Jade Diamond is stretching the truth. Now this was one of your flaws in the CWA. You are slipping back into your old self as you face the past. You know back before you finally checked yourself into rehab. So Jade was that the reason you had to destroy yourself? Your old self wouldn't be able to pass a drug test. So Jade what have you gained from becoming a sober wrestler? I guess we will see this Adrenaline won't we?  The pressure is on your shoulders, Jade. Chris Staggs doesn't have the pressure of keeping up the winning streak. Chris Staggs doesn't have JD Lawson watching you. Jade just remember this one thing. The last guy that aligned himself with JD and lost was stabbed in the back the next week. Just remember that.

We enter round two and Nick Jackson calls Chris Staggs basically an idiot. Let us face the facts folk Chris Staggs isn't the brightest bulb. Hell I don't even know if he gets a spark. So what is next Nick? Are you going to stop a short bus and insult some of those people too? You are so gosh darn clever at that. Jade as for you, this match will be different in the end. Chris Staggs will finally get the better of you. Chris Staggs is the proven name now.

( Camera opens up again as we see Chris Naggs and Chris Staggs waiting the same parking lot as before. Chris Staggs is crawling around following a line of ants as Chris Naggs looks at his watch again and taps his feet. Chris Staggs jumps back and shakes his hand. )

( Chris Staggs looks around and walks over to the trainer. )

( Winslow unlocks the door as the three enter the building. They walk down the hall into a classroom. Chris Staggs takes a seat that is about two sizes to small for him as they are in a first grade classroom. )

( Winslow then pulls up a projector. )

( Chris Staggs, Winslow, and Chris Naggs leave the classroom as Winslow gets on his bike and rides off to the projects. )