Well fuck me in the ass and call me Jim Harper. I didn't know that Rob Ortiz was an over hyped quote machine. Yeah whatever. I told you from the start. You had people who wanted to believe that Chris Staggs was going to have a hard fight against Rob Ortiz. Those same people should check for serious head wounds as Chris Staggs pulled a Jeff Harris and half assed it most of the week. Hell by Wednesday, I knew the idiotic mastermind wouldn't have a problem with this match. Yo, Rob the grass is getting a little tall you might want to break out the lawn mower. I mean after all wasn't that why you didn't cut a promo. You were too busy cutting grass? Ah, enough of the ethnic slurs let us move on. Now onto the SWF Tag Team titles defense, Ego Trip what has happened? What happened to the big bad bullies who got into the match through threats? You two walk out and lose twice each this week. Pete Ebdon you get sent home packing after the first round after a loss to Chaos then walk out and lose to the Mounting Moose Manic? How disgraceful. Then if that isn't enough your joke of a partner goes out and loses to Andrew Hurley after he was eliminated from the Remembrance battle royal. Well guys you are making quite a statement there. Chris Staggs should be terrified of two guys who can't win even one little match given four chances. You two are wasting Whateva Fo Sho's time with Pete Ebdon obsession of Chris Staggs. Now enough of these two losers one to JD Lawson, This is a man who has finally had enough of Chris Staggs. Has the niceness gotten to him? Has he finally had enough? I do believe it has gotten to him. Why else would he lay down the challenge? Why else would he put the SWF National title on the line? Why else would he make it a unique "I Quit" match? You suggest some type of Brotherhood match? JD, you think that the idiotic mastermind doesn't have a plan. You are right, he doesn't. That is what makes him so dangerous. Hence expect the unexpected with this guy. Chris Staggs has you a little bewildered. Though you will understand after Survival Of The Fittest when Chris Staggs walks out of the pay per view with the National title and a brother. Enough about the past and future let us talk about the present. This week Chris Staggs will have two matches. In the second round of the Remembrance tourney, Chris Staggs will have to face former IWF World Champion "Sick" Nick Jackson. This match, Chris Staggs can't half ass it. Thus he is calling on some help this week. As for SWF, Chris Staggs faces JD Lawson's new partner Jade Diamond. Jade and Chris Staggs have a history going back to the CWA days. These two matches are more important than the future.

Chris Staggs and Sick Nick advance into the next round as both had an easy time with their opponents. Chris Staggs defeated a gardener and Nick defeated some freak. Now both finally have some competition. I can hear Sick Nick right now saying that he now has to face some retarded faggot. Nick why do you keep referring to everyone as faggots. After all it wasn't other people's fault that your mother made you take dance when you were six years old. Though look on the bright side. You are probably the only one in the Remembrance tourney that knows how to tap dance. Well maybe Jeff Harris has, but that was most likely a dream for him. Anyway Nick so go ahead and ignore Chris Staggs. Go ahead and say he isn't worth any mentioning. Whatever. He will just sneak up on you and pull the upset. Nick now don't think I don't think you are nothing. After all you were the IWF World Champion. You were the IWF World Champion that carried it from holding IWF shows in arenas to Andrew Davis's backyard. You could blame it on the front office for lack of money, but isn't the world champion supposed to bring in the most. Face it Nick you were champion over nine other men. Fuck I think there was online like three or four wrestlers that didn't have any gold. See Nick you haven't accomplished anything to make me think you are better than Chris Staggs. Hell Chris Staggs was SWF World Champion. This was when the SWF had a roster of thirty. Though look whom I am talking about. Nick is known for three things in the SWF -- what the fuck did you do here? Then in the FWF, you had the Head Wrap Mafia. Hmmm damn you were going for the gimmicky shit like Jeff Harris in the FWF weren't you? In the IWF, you were the champion that damn near bankrupted the IWF. Hell with all this criteria, I don't know why I am even talking about YOU! Yet, I know whatever he is a faggot right? Damn Nick get over it so you took dance lessons when you were six. Wait that is your shtick...you call everyone faggots. So basically any junior high school kid could take your spot. They could do it or any redneck from the south excluding the ones that think you have "purty lips".  Go-ahead Nick think you have this match in bag? You don't need to any mention it? Yeah you won't have to mention the tourney either after this round.  Sick Nick you are not greater than Chris Staggs. You are some former champion of a former backyard federation. You and KB can have a hell of a feud. Nick is that how far you fell? You are stuck feuding with Kyle Broadway who will only show up once a month? So Nick, have fun at the IWF Pay Per View with a Lawnmower on a pole match. Bitch.

Ah the past has come back to me, thanks in part to JD Lawson. So JD Lawson you think that bringing back a name like Jade Diamond from the CWA is going to shake up the recent streak of bad luck you have had with Chris Staggs? Ah so be it. Now this week Jade Diamond and Chris Staggs will go one on one. Yes, Jade Diamond a name that Chris Staggs knows a lot about. He remembers the four-way cage match, Jade. He remembers the nine-man cage match, Jade. He remembers the matches that you defeated him in. He remembers your backstage politics that made you a bigger star than you really were. He may not be able to express it in, well uh, in logical sense, but he remembers it. I will not disagree that you were probably the best in the CWA-East at the time. Though you must remember this too. Two years ago, Chris Staggs was just a rookie. Chris Staggs didn't know anything. He lucked up and defeated Darrel Anderson on the first night for the CWA Midwest Title. You see Jade Diamond, Chris Staggs was thrust into a spotlight he wasn't ready for. He was in water that was way over his head. He was just battling to keep his head above water. Jade Diamond you had already made a name for yourself in the CWA when Chris Staggs arrived. Your victories over Chris Staggs mean nothing now. Chris Staggs has gotten something he couldn't have at that time....experience. Jade since the CWA went out of business Chris Staggs bounced around a year till finally finding a home in the SWF. He has established himself as the top names in the SWF. He has finally learned how to swim and now does backstrokes in the water. Now Chris Staggs has held the SWF World Title, also he set the longest SWF Television run in SWF history. He is also the only undefeated SWF Television champion. Jade, Chris Staggs isn't the same like you said. Chris Staggs like wine has gotten better with time. Chris Staggs has learned new tricks. Chris Staggs now has a little backstage pull. So Jade as I said before your victories over Chris Staggs means nothing. They were bumps along the way for Chris Staggs to become the star he is now. Though now Jade you talk about the past and I can't help, but think that you seemed to always have a weakness out of the ring that hurt you inside the ring. You always got yourself in trouble in someway or another. Will this be the same deal? Will you rehash your old habits? I don't think your rehab has helped you much. You see Jade you may no insult Chris Staggs, but that doesn't mean I will do the same thing for Chris Staggs. Jade Diamond, you come into the SWF at the request of JD Lawson. Why Jade? Why would you align yourself with an egotistical person like that? Jade your personality isn't like JD Lawson. Sure like you and him, JD Lawson was in the CWA too. That doesn't mean much. So Jade what I guess I am asking is why would you join up with a guy to play second fiddle to. Why would you help at guy who will discard you if you slip up the slightest? Hell I wouldn't be surprised if you lost to Chris Staggs that he would drop you. Jade has your decision-making skill gone downhill? Though I know all the drugs you have taken may have helped in that. Let us be honest Jade, your drug problem was out of control. Hell you single handedly supported Columbia economy. Anyway, Jade, like you, Chris Staggs is excited to face a blast from the past. He is excited to rehash some memories. He is ready to get a victory over you finally. This time Jade, the tables are even....let's see what happens.

This week Chris Staggs has two matches. The first match is with a former IWF Champion who has fallen so low that he has to feud with Kyle Broadway then you have Jade Diamond who wants to prove that history does repeat itself. Nick, go take some more dance classes cause you are through after this round. Jade, this time around Chris Staggs will be the one with his arms raised in victory.