[ Chris Naggs:] It's about time.

[ Chris Staggs: ] No way! I just had my nap.

[ Chris Naggs:] Not that time.

[ Chris Staggs: ] Coo.

[ Chris Naggs:] Your wrestling match is coming up.

[ Chris Staggs: ] Cookie time is on its way.

[ Chris Naggs:] Most certainly.

... Fuck JD's Reputation ...

... Fuck Pete's Made Up Stroke ...

... Fuck Rob Ortiz ...

... Fuck his no show ...

So here we are again. We have heard talking from Chris Staggs's future opponents yet we haven't heard a peep from his current opponent Rob Ortiz. So I guess he won't mind us talking about apparently more important matters now. First we have Pete Ebdon and Nicholas Jaxx two fuck ups who think they own the SWF or something. They think that they can bully themselves into the tag team match do they? Apparently there isn't much qualifications for becoming number one contenders for the SWF World Tag Team Titles. This is Pete Ebdon's second tag partner in a matter of three weeks. I mean really you went from a pervert who thinks porn is the key to success in wrestling then you drop him after Tommy Grady and Chris Staggs defeat you with ease. Next you return to your lackey and tag with him again. Geez, Pete are you running out of people to choose from or something? Oh well Jaxx can't beat Greg or Chris Naggs. Thus making this match basically a handicap match. Pete you will be denied in capturing your third tag team title with your third different tag team partner. Now onto Chris Staggs's "blood brother". JD who are you trying to convince? You keep telling people that you have Chris Staggs in your control. You are his supposed puppet master of sorts. Yet, you keep saying this over and over like you are trying to convince yourself. I know you will deny this for your ego is way to big to accept that an guy with the IQ of a six year old has gotten inside your head with such a simple thing as being nice to you. JD, you want to think you are better than Chris Staggs go right ahead. Yet Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady are the ones that finally showed you the waste of space you had as a tag team partner. Hell Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady proved you to be a little naive. You went out on a limb and said that Cordozer was progressing. Excuse me for a second "Oh my God the immortal JD Lawson showed a flaw". Well you didn't let that happen long as you brought back a blast from the past. A past that you and Chris Staggs have shared. You brought back Jade Diamond. Oh well I guess he will serve his purpose. At least this guy actually proved that he can win titles without your help.  So JD, you might have rebuilt what Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady tore down now ,but come this pay per view....your whole "castle" will come crumbling down. JD Lawson finally will have a match that will test him. Chris Staggs may not be the sharpest tool in the shed ,but at least he has talent and shows up something I can't say about Chris Staggs's Remembrance opponent.

... Rob Ortiz ...

Where oh where is Rob Ortiz? I mean down I thought at least he would have the common curiosity to grace us with one of his wonderful quotes. Oh well I guess he knows that he can't make the next level in the business. I guess he knows that he can't handle being in the spot light so Rob take a look at this....

I guess you already know what that is. You seen it many times. Yep, that is you dropping the ball once again. To think people actually thought you were cured of dropping the ball. Oh well I guess bad habits are hard to break and this Sunday people will see that you are just hype. I guess people will see that you are nothing. Though people should have figured that out when you lost to Jeff Harris. Fuck you are nothing. I haven't figure out why people think you are good. Is it because you have a little Latino in you? I mean you know Mexican people are known for getting over national boarders and wrestling. Though I guess we found out that you are good at one of those two stereotypes, skipping town. That is apparently what you did. We haven't seen you since Adrenaline. Did that struggle to beat two losers finally wake you up? Did that finally make you realize that you are nothing more than average. Did that make you realize that your SWF National title victory was nothing more than a fluke. Rob you could have made something of yourself. You had the following too bad you didn't have the ability to do anything with the following.  Rob Ortiz why don't you take that book of quotations and look under the subject failure and see if you can find some quotes to describe what you are. So Rob I don't know what else to say. You proved everything I thought you were. You let down your followers and you are fixing to be knocked out of the Remembrance tourney. Though don't get down on yourself, after all you now can try and capture the SWF Overdrive title. You see with this lost, you found what level you belong in. You found that you are going to spend the rest of your days wrestling nobodies. Now only if we could get Cordozer Stevenson to realize that he isn't anything ,but another Tiger minus the ability to win any SWF titles on his own.  Rob Ortiz you might have dropped the ball one too many times. You may never get a chance to prove that you belong ever again. What am I talking about of course you will. If a joke who half asses it most of the time can actually win the SWF World Championship then I am sure you can get another shot to prove that you belong higher on the hierarchy in the SWF roster. Though Rob I wouldn't hold my breath for that to happen soon. After all we have Brian Allen, Jade Diamond, and Ricky Conway making their way into the SWF. Now I am done with you. Why spend anymore time talking about some Great Latino Hype. This match is over.

 ... Summing It Up ...

So now Chris Staggs makes his way into Sunday main event with the chance of advancing in the Remembrance on the line. What will happen? Well Rob apparently isn't taking this match serious so basically Chris Staggs has nothing to worry about. Now as for Pete Ebdon you want the SWF Tag Team titles? How about you wrestle more than one match as a tag team with Nicholas Jaxx. JD Lawson check to make sure their are strings on your puppet. JD you might be playing yourself. You proved you are not flawless.

 [ Chris Naggs:] Now Chris, go out their and earn your cookie..

[ Chris Staggs: ] Pimpin' the cookie.

[ Chris Naggs:] Uh yeah.

[ Chris Staggs: ] Earning it all.

[ Chris Naggs:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs: ] COOKIES FOR ME!

[ Chris Naggs:] Enough of this.

( Camera opens back up with Chris Naggs and Chris Staggs sitting in the living room as Chris Staggs has changed back from his brief stint as a goth. Chris Staggs is watching a rerun of Scooby Doo on the cartoon network as Chris Naggs comes over to Chris Staggs. )

[ Chris Naggs:] So Chris you ready for your match against "The Volcano"

[ Chris Staggs: ] WHAT!? I got a to fight a volcano!? NO FAIR!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] Don't do that....we don't want to put out a bad promo do we?

[ Chris Staggs: ] Nope ,but I guess I can take notes from Joe on how to beat the Volcano.

[ Chris Naggs:] Joe?

[ Chris Staggs: ] Yeah duh! Joe vs. The Volcano.

[ Chris Naggs:] That Tom Hanks movie?

[ Chris Staggs: ] No, Joe.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh. That was a movie.

[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Yes, sheesh. So are you ready to beat Rob.

[ Chris Staggs: ] With what?

[ Chris Naggs:] You.

[ Chris Staggs: ] What?

[ Chris Naggs:] Are you ready to defeat Rob?

[ Chris Staggs: ] Okay.

[ Chris Naggs:] You want a cookie?

[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] You know what to do to get the cookie.

[ Chris Staggs: ] WIN!

[ Chris Naggs:] Win what?

[ Chris Staggs: ] The MATCH GAME!

[ Chris Naggs:] No, the Remembrance Tourney.

[ Chris Staggs: ] Right...the match game.

[ Chris Naggs:] Forget it, you have wrestling match Sunday Night, you win the match .

[ Chris Staggs: ] Why do I need to win a wrestling match, I got a flashlight that can make you look spooky..

[ Chris Naggs:] Umm you did that same skit seven months ago.

[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah, you know this promo has been pretty useless...

[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Oh well Rob isn't going to be much resistance.

[ Chris Staggs: ] Where is the happy guy?

[ Chris Naggs:] You mean the fag.

[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] He will be back next week. We don't need his help to beat some over hype loser. Hell he isn't even worth a good scene.

[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] So go back to watching your Scooby Doo.

( Chris Staggs turns back and continues to watch his Scooby Doo reruns on the Cartoon Network.  )

(END PROMO)