[ Chris Naggs:] So Chris, you now you ready to win the tag team titles.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!!

[ Chris Naggs:] So you ready to win those belts.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!!

[ Chris Naggs:] At least you are focused.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yep, I lost my leather belt. I need a belt to hold my pants.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh!

... Fuck The Legends ...

... Fuck The Pretenders ...

... Fuck Propaganda ...

... Realize the Truth ...

... It hurts the Propaganda ...

Now I am not going to sit here and tell you how Chris Staggs is going to climb up and grabs the SWF Tag Team Titles. That would be propaganda. That would be living a false life. That would be trying to convince people something you are not. That would be like JD Lawson trying to tell everyone he is the industry. If that was true. We would have a dull industry. Everyone would have private soap operas with no reason. That would also be like Cordozer trying to convince people that he is something more than a fucking coattail rider. I won't try to spread the propaganda. See Chris Staggs doesn't exactly have a sparkling record when a ladder is involved. In face I can't recall a ladder match that Chris Staggs has won. Now does this throw a little hitch in the quest for the titles? No see the difference between those three or four matches was Chris Staggs was going one on one. This match we have two on two. The slightest difference makes the biggest impact. So now here we go into the match for the SWF World Tag Team Titles with a guy that has never won a ladder match in his career. Well you are bound to break the streak some time and what better time then now? Now though we bring in to the part of intelligence or lack of for the team of Whateva Fo Sho. People question their intelligence ,but has it stopped them so far? They have reeled off eight victories and one slip up. They have practically ran through the tag team division. Hell they are the only team left that was in the tourney. They dominated everyone. What happened then? They all ran like bitches to another federation. Whateva Fo Sho has one team left. The only team to pick up a victory over them. So the match up is set with the best tag team in the SWF...Whateva Fo Sho against the lucky champions Propaganda. So now as he prepares for the SWF Tag Team Title match. Chris Staggs must continue to hear claims from the peanut gallery. You have the obliviously obsessed Pete Ebdon who can't go one promo without mentioning Chris Staggs. Then you have Johnny Mescino who takes little shots at Chris Staggs. Though the most important is "The Move, Truth, Truth Diggity, Captain Original, Soul Rebel" Brian Allen who has decided to come back to the SWF. He then goes on to call out JD Lawson, Jeff Harris, and Chris Staggs. He gained some confidence in the IWF, I see. So come on call out Chris Staggs you will just get your ass handed to you this time by a damn Scooby Doo retard.  Enough of that back to the SWF World Tag Team Titles.

... JD Lawson ...

Why? Why do you continue to try to divide and conquer probably one of the best tag teams in the industry? You continue to try and put thought in the heads of Tommy Grady and Chris Staggs . Yeah that thought will go nicely with the thoughts of Smurf and Scooby Doo reruns. Basically you are thinking that two guys with ADD are going to remember that you are trying to split them up? So you can try and say that Tommy Grady is starting to have doubts based on what? He stated the obvious. Hell Chris Staggs knows Chris Staggs is stupid. So what you are saying is that honesty is the sign of doubting each other? That is one screwed up view there JD. I thought honesty means you trust each other. So now why don't you record that and play it back. Really JD what is with all the damn playbacks? I mean what, did you finally figure out how to work that dang ole VCR? I swear I thought Chris Staggs was facing Alex Luciano with all those playbacks. So I guess we could give Chris Staggs a remote and let him do the little quote game. Really JD, come on now how hard is it to discuss an opponent with out the rewind button? I do it all the time. Yet I guess it is a Propaganda thing. At least you brought stuff of that was relevant to the match unlike your partner. Speaking of your partner, JD. You go try and defend him about he is not a defunct partner. Good job I couldn't have insulted the guy any better. You claim that he tried and showed up the last couple of weeks. He has tried and lost both matches since the tag team titles victories you won for him. So he tried his best and still lost the match to Dude Job? Okay, and how is this suppose to prove you will not have to carry team? I afraid to admit this to you JD .but Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady are better quality opponents than Dude Job. Kudos JD. Way to show that team unity. Though that is right you said you two don't have much of a team anyway. So what does that say about your upset victory? Pure LUCK. JD, the more you talk, the more your words get mixed up. I guess it is a good thing you have the playback going for you.  So JD you still going to try and justify your reasoning for trying to split up Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady? You were looking out for his safety. Yeah uh sure. It seems that Cordozer might have to look out for you turning on him. You come out with all these glowing compliments of him. You basically called him a fucking loser. Yet Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady are the ones turning on each other. Yeah uh huh. You better look somewhere else cause I'm not buying. You tell us that Chris Staggs is turning. Yeah I'm sure. The fool doesn't know what he is doing the next second. So go on JD keep on telling the world that Chris Staggs isn't your highest priority. Keep on telling yourself as you stay up nights on end thinking of different ways of coming up with things making Chris Staggs life a living hell. Wait a second I think I understand this JD. You want to team up with Chris Staggs. You want to be his tag partner. You continue to hope that Chris Staggs turns on Tommy Grady and well you never wanted to team up with Cordozer. That is visibly evident in your threats and actions toward him. Well I hate to break it to you. Your closet feelings will have to stay in the closet as Whateva Fo Sho will never split up. Especially over some ego driven fucker with a Jimmy Luciano like push. Yeah you know the push to the second important title in the federation and nothing more. Now JD why don't you go to the nearest Target and buy some batteries cause you have worn out that VCR remote these last two promos.

... Cordozer Stevenson ...

First off congratulations Cordozer you have taken quoting to a whole new level. You quote your partner quoting Tommy Grady. Damn man. You two need to give that VCR a break. Though I gotta say I am impress that you have bought the first promo of Chris Staggs's promos. After all that must have put you back a bit. That thing is a collectors item you know. Now why you bought the first promo will escape any logic. So you are going to prove Chris Staggs has had many gimmicks. GET OUT HERE!! NO WAY!!! I thought he has had the same gimmick the whole time. So what. Hey Cordozer, it is called adaptation. Something you might want to learn instead of letting people do all the work for you. That is why most people can't remember your last singles victory. Now you can talk about Chris Staggs title shots and shit ,but at least he earns his shots .Chris Staggs rarely gets defeated in an Adrenaline match. He rarely takes the month off. He gets out of his locker room more than to just go to the ring. He earns his shit. While you blow shit that is given to you on a silver platter. Fuck you would have lost the SWF Tag Team titles if JD Lawson didn't save your ass with an illegal pin. Yeah you heard me Cordozer. Go back to the tape, I know you and JD Lawson love going back to the tapes and replaying them. You two do it throughout your promos. Go back to the pay per view. You will see that it was an illegal pin. So now I guess this match will be the time we right the wrong. Bring to the justice the injustice. Come on Cordozer bring your game to the main event. Try and actually do something. Fool you going get your fade knocked upside down when you try to actually wrestle. Dude Job defeated you. Yet you are one of the talent? Okay so what is Dude Job? The next World Champion? Don't make me laugh. You can't deny you weren't trying. JD already told us you were trying your best and still lost the Overdrive Title shot. So Cordozer if you supposedly have all this talent then why don't you use it already. Wait you are putting over newbies over every title. Well you know there is a good reason they are putting the newbies over you....they have talent. They actually try to do something. They don't wait for handouts. That isn't your style though. You like coasting the whole month hoping that they might think hey he was good a couple months ago, let us give him a title shot. You are running out of title shots. You are champion of what you called a floundering division.  If you don't take advantage of the title shots they will eventually quit coming. Though you are still great. Yeah right. You really need a reality check. You continue to come out week after week proclaiming your superiority. You have had a singles losing streak for quite a while. You might want to refer to my earlier statements and adapt a new style. This whole cocky gimmick is just leaving you stuck in the mud. You aren't going anywhere without JD Lawson. Soon though JD will finally see that potential was never really there. He will quit waiting for you to tap your empty keg of potential. Cordozer you are the weak link that will cost Propaganda the SWF Tag Team titles. Oh and by the way you do know that Tommy Grady is wrestling right? You do? Okay I didn't know as you focused on Chris Staggs most of your promo. I mean just cause you have your trash talk recycled for Chris Staggs doesn't mean that you need to just focus on Chris Staggs. Cordozer you used the same shit in promos when we faced in the pay per view at KITNO III.  You called Chris Staggs out for his numerous gimmicks and title shots. You called Chris Staggs a joke. You did exactly the same thing exact changed the focus on the SWF Tag Team titles. Get some original thoughts next time and quit with the damn Chris Staggs promo collection.

... Summing It Up ...

Well the time has arrived. The ladder match for the SWF Tag Team Titles. JD Lawson quit hoping for decantation and realize that your team is on very weak foundation. The threats will cause your team to fold. It might happen in the main event this Sunday. On second thought I guess it won't as Cordozer needs you more than you need him. So now you can play with the VCR some more before the SWF. I know Cordozer next promo will have some more playbacks. Guys it isn't that great of a thing. Quoting has been around since 99'.

      ... Hit The Rewind ...

... You have no time ...

... The belts are gone ...

[ Chris Naggs:] So Chris now are you ready to get those SWF Tag Team Titles.

..................

[ Chris Naggs:] CHRIS!!!

[ Chris Staggs:] PLAYING WITH THE VCR IS FUN!!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] I guess it is.

[ Chris Staggs:] WATCH!!!

Sara gave Jason a nasty look, “you know things?” she paused, “you should be in jail right now Jason and you are threatening us?” She asked back with a smirk.

[ Chris Staggs:] WOOOOOOOOO!!!! I CAN QUOTE THINGS!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] Sure you can.

( Camera opens up as we see Chris Staggs by himself this week. He is a free man. Chris Staggs has on his Scooby Doo tee shirt and some khaki shorts as he walks down the sidewalk. Chris Staggs looks happy to be on his own for this week. Chris Staggs walks around shouting )

[ Chris Staggs:] I'm on my own. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

( People walking by give him a funny look. Chris Staggs walks a bit till he finds the McDonalds with has a playground set. Chris Staggs walks over. )

[ Chris Staggs:] I can watch Smurfs and eat all the cookies I want can you?

( Chris Staggs looks down at the little Five year old kid who just stares at him. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Jealous eh!? I am a BIG BOY!

( The little kid just stares at Chris Staggs. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Did I leave you speechless?

[ Five Year Old:] Cookie?

[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah, all kinds of cookies, Oreo's, Chip Ahoy's, Famous Amos, I ate them all.

[ Five Year Old:] Famous Amos?

[ Chris Staggs:] Yep, I had the chocolate chocolate chip. TWO BAGS!!

[ Five Year Old:] Two bags? I am Five.

[ Chris Staggs:] That doesn’t have anything to do with the conversation ?

[ Five Year Old:] I got a toy.

[ Chris Staggs:] So?

[ Five Year Old:] It is the bestest thing in the world.

[ Chris Staggs:] Well....umm I uh got  uh cupcakes.

[ Five Year Old:] My toy can fly.

[ Chris Staggs:] No way.

[ Five Year Old:] Uh huh.

[ Chris Staggs:] No way.

[ Five Year Old:] Uh huh.

[ Chris Staggs:] Well let me see it fly then.

[ Five Year Old:] Ok.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

( The Five old kid pulls out a toy motorcycle and moves it around )

[ Five Year Old:] WHOOSH!!!!

[ Chris Staggs:] DUDE!!!

[ Five Year Old:] huh?

[ Chris Staggs:] I will buy that from you.

[ Five Year Old:] Ok.

[ Chris Staggs:] I will give you twenty dollars for it.

[ Five Year Old:] Ok.

( Chris Staggs pulls out his Smurfs wallet and pulls out a twenty dollar bill. He gives it to the little kid. The kid gives him the toy. Chris Staggs begins to walk off. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Sucker...

[ Five Year Old:] Sucker...

( Chris Staggs walks off into the parking lot. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Now to play with the coolest toy in the world..

( Chris Staggs places the toy on the ground and steps back. )

[ Chris Staggs:] FLY!!!!!!!

( The toy just sits there. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Maybe there is a code word to get it to fly..............BINGO!

( The toy just sits there. )

[ Chris Staggs:] KAZAAM!!!!!!!

( The toy just sits there. )

[ Chris Staggs:] OPEN SESAME.

( The toy just sits there. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Why won't it fly?

( Chris Staggs picks up the toy and begins talking to it. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Now listen to me buddy, you see here I am a SWF wrestler. I can beat you up. NOW FLY!!

( Chris Staggs drops the toy and nothing happens. )

[ Chris Staggs:] You going to be that way? FINE!

( Chris Staggs turns his back on the toy. Just then a SUV pulls out of the drive thru and runs over the toy. Chris Staggs turns around. )

[ Chris Staggs:] OH MY GOD!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

( Chris Staggs drops to his knees )

[ Chris Staggs:] WHY!!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!! I AM NOT MAD AT YOU!!! NOW PUT YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!

( Camera shot of the broken toy. Then back to Chris Staggs who is heart broken. Chris Staggs then grins )

[ Chris Staggs:] YAY!! A TOYS R US!!! Now I can start training for my match.

( Chris Staggs runs toward Toys R Us as he crosses a busy intersection. Cars slam on their breaks. Chris Staggs makes it across as horns are honking and shit. Chris Staggs turns around and waves. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Look at all these people. They like me.

( Chris Staggs walks toward Toys R Us. Chris Staggs enters the building and his jaw drops. )

[ Chris Staggs:] WHOA!!!! Okay here we go....."Chutes and Ladders" "Chutes and Ladders" "Chutes and Ladders" "Chutes and Ladders" "Chutes and Ladders" .

... One Hour later ...

( Chris Staggs comes out with a shopping cart full of toys. Chris Staggs has a big smile on his face as he walks down the sidewalk toward his hotel. )

[ Chris Staggs:] FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTTTTTTTTTTT TO PARRRRRRRRRRR--TY!!!!!!!!

( END PROMO )