[ Chris Naggs:] Why is the match even being held.

[ Chris Staggs:] I don't know, the lights are on.

[ Chris Naggs:] No--Nevermind.

Fuck this match

Fuck The EW

Fuck The ASW

Fuck this number one contenders match

See what I mean? Damn this is suppose to be a number one contenders match and yet we have a team that has went back to infancy stage. They can't speak. They can't cut a promo. They can't show their faces. They can't wipe their ass. They can't be number one contenders for the SWF Tag Team Titles. Good job SWF. Let us spark some interest by have Whateva Fo Sho defeat Pete Ebdon and his fantastic four reject buddy. So they postpone the SWF Tag Team rematch for this waste of space. Hey SWF you might want to grant tag teams chance at title shots for those team who actually want to wrestle for them. Pete Ebdon has been quiet. His boy wonder is off with a sock on his dick jackin' off to Batman. I mean fuck these two jackoffs are worse than the seven other opponents Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady. At least those seven attempted to defend themselves.  This is like taking candy from a baby and the guy taking away the candy is a complete idiot. I mean fuck I thought at least we would have to listen to Pete Ebdon tell us how he is a so great. How he ran with his head tucked between his tail when the SWF became tough. Face it Pete before you left the only threat you had was Chris Staggs and he was dealing with personal issues the last half of your stay. Now you are back and you have a chance to win the SWF Tag Team Titles and what do you do? You run and hide like retard in hide n go seek. Fuck it why am I even wasting my time with these losers. We all know that Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady are going to defeat STATIC. They are too good. They are too tough. They are too stupid to be defeated. Hell I am going to go into a generic STATIC spill. Oh man Whateva Fo Sho is so great. They are the people that bring the ratings. They are going to beat you. Yeah they are going to make you realize that you stink. Why you ask? Cause they are Whateva Fo Sho. That are too talented to be stopped by a couple of losers who don't care about even showing up. WE RULE!!! WOOOOOO!!!!  Enough of this generic STATIC spill. You have Dynamic Dynamite who has decided to come back to the SWF my question is why? Didn't he get enough of the beatings and verbal bashings? He must be a bluntant for punishment. Oh wait he is from the ASW so basically they are always a bluntant for punishment. Fuck this tag team.  Whateva Fo Sho is going to regain the SWF Tag Team Titles.

( Camera opens back up with the sound of the flushing of a toilet as Chris Staggs appears from the bathroom as he is holding his Winnie The Pooh teddy bear in his left hand. He rubs his eyes as he walks back to bed and climbs in as he drifts off to sleep. )

... Dream Sequence ...

( We open back up with the concert as "In Da Club" begins to bump the arena as Chris Staggs, Tommy Grady, and Chris Naggs begin to pump up the crowd. )

[ Chris Staggs:]
New York City!
You are now rapping...with StaggsOskillz
You gotta love it...
I just wanna chill and twist a lot
Catch suns in my 7-45
You drive me crazy shorty I
Need to see you and feel you to know you are going to face me
I provide everything you need and I
Like your generic shit I don't wanna see you cry
Got some questions that I got to ask and I
Hope you can come up with the answers loser

[ Chris Naggs:]
Chump...It's easy to hate me now
Would you hate me if I was better no doubt?
Would you still have hate for me?
Chump...It's easy to love me now
Would you hate me if I was better no doubt?
Would you still have hate for me?
Chump...

[ Tommy Grady:]
If I tell you off tomorrow would you still hate me?
If I didn't smell so good would you still hug me?
If I got pushed up and given the title during match of the century,
Could I count on you to be there to hate me mentally?
If I went back to a hoopty from a Benz, would you poof and disappear like
some of my friends?
If I was hit and I was hurt would you be laughin' at my side?
If it was time to put in work would you be down for the ride?
I'd get out and peel a nigga cap and chill and drive
I'm asking questions to find out how you feel inside
If I ain't rap 'cause I flipped burgers at Burger King
would you be ashamed to tell your friends you facing me?
In the match if I used my finisher would you hate that?
If I called you a loser would you call me it right back?
Now we can have a lil' job you know a lost for you
And we could go do what you hate, I know you hate that

[ Chris Naggs:]
Chump...It's easy to hate me now
Would you hate me if I was better no doubt?
Would you still have hate for me?
Chump...It's easy to love me now
Would you hate me if I was better no doubt?
Would you still have hate for me?
Chump...

[ Tommy Grady:]
Now would you leave the fed if you're a loser found out you was jobbin'?
Do you believe me when I tell you, you the one I'm going to be champion?
Are you mad 'cause I'm asking you 21 questions?
Are you my lackey? 'Cause if so, chump you a joke.
Do you trust me enough, to tell me you're a jobber?
I'm staring at ya' trying to figure how you got in the SWF
If I was down would you say things to make me laugh at you?
I treat you how you should be treated just teach me how
If you was with some other partner and someone happened to see?
And when you asked me about it I said you still suck according to me
Would you believe me? Or up and leave me?
How weak is your game if that's all it takes for you to be gone?
We only humans chump we make mistakes, to joke at you, I do whatever it take
I hate you like a fat kid love running
You know my style I say anything to make you cry

[ Chris Naggs:]
Chump...It's easy to hate me now
Would you hate me if I was better no doubt?
Would you still have hate for me?
Chump...It's easy to love me now
Would you hate me if I was better no doubt?
Would you still have hate for me?
Chump...
 

[ Chris Staggs:]
Could you hate me in a Bentley?
Could you hate me on a bus?
I'll ask 21 questions, and they all about us
Could you hate me in a Bentley?
Could you hate me on a bus?
I'll ask 21 questions, and they all about us
 

( Chris Staggs and crew nod their heads)

(END PROMO)