Exodus: Existence
Four corners Showtime Title Number One Contendership: Last Man Standing rules (no winning by DQ, pin or a submission)
Tim Tewolde .vs. "Extreme" Jeff Markovich .vs. Chris Staggs .vs. "Slick" Richard Rick
Is a 4 corner Last Man Standing match going to stand in Chris Staggs's way? No
Does Tim Tewolde, Jeff Marovich, or Richard Rick have chance of winning? Ummm No
Does Tim Tewolde, Jeff Markovich, or Richard Rick know what they are in store for? They have no idea
Is this going to lead to gold? You can bank on it.
How does Number one Contender for the Showtime sound? Music to the ears!
ǧ[ Well, Well, Well its time for SWF's Pay Per View Exodus: Existence, and Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs has a shot of becoming the Number one contender for the Showtime Title. All he has to do is severely beat three other guys down till they can't meet a ten count. Simple, look at what he did just last Thursday. He damn near injured Joey Ca$h. If the officials wouldn't have gotten him off of Joey Ca$h. Chris Staggs could have crippled that no count of a wrestler Joey Ca$h. So you see Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs is not only technically sound but can take it to a new extreme if he has to do it to get his point made. Sure he has to eliminate three average guys instead of the typical one. That is no sweat when it comes to wrestling, and let's face it Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs isn't facing exactly wrestler the greatest wrestlers the SWF has to offer. ]ǧ
ǧ[Tim Tewolde I mean the guy hasn't been heard from in two weeks and has lost the last two weeks also. Yet, he finds his way in consideration for the number one contender for the Showtime Title. If for some reason Tim Tewolde wants to get it his hopes of becoming the Showtime Champion he will have to do it later. There is absolutly no way he can even luck this match out much less win it out right. Lets be realistic Tim, you know and I know you don't have enough skill to even hang with the likes of "Slick" Rick Richards and "Extreme" Jeff Markovich much less Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs. There is good news though you are not alone. So you will be saved a bit from the entire beating that you will recieve at the hands of Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs. Tim Tewolde why waste your breath and time trying think up of insults and comeback that try to sound witty. It will end up hurting your head. ]ǧ
ǧ[ "Slick" Rick Richards, you also think you can outlast Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs in becoming the number contender for the title, but like Tim Tewodle you will have to do it later. It won't happen come Sunday. As Chris Staggs will dismantle you like he will do to the other two. "Slick" Rick Richards you need to come to your senses before you end up in the local New York hospital in the bed next your buddy "Extreme" Jeff Markovich. I mean come on do you really think Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs is going to be a push-over? Sure you might get lucky and somehow someway get a cheap win ,but I highly doubt that will happen in a Last Man Standing Match. "Slick" Rick Richards you need to quit relying on luck to get you from match to match. Cause it will run out soon. It might have already ran out. But luck will not get you the victory Sunday Night. Chris's ability will outweigh your luck anyday of the week and he will prove it to you Sunday night at Exodus: Existence ]ǧ
ǧ[ "Extreme" Jeff Markovich, the dumbest of the three, seems to think Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs will not be a factor in the outcome of the match. What the hell is he thinking? How can Chris not be a factor in the match? He is the best damn wrestler in the match and can be the most vicious in the match. Just ask Joey Ca$h. "Extreme" Jeff Markovich you must not think Chris Staggs is capable of taking all three of you out just like that. You couldn't be more wrong. "Extreme" Jeff Markovich you can talk all the trash about Tim Tewolde. Sure pick on the retard, but if you focus on him all match. That just makes it easier for Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs taking you out for the ten count. "Extreme" Jeff Markovich you have as much chance of being the number one contender as you have of passing the third grade. That isn't much of a chance for you is it now? "Extreme" Jeff Markovich you don't have the endurance that Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs has to win the 4-Way Last Man Standing match. ]ǧ
ǧ[ So come this Sunday Night when these three average and below average wrestlers try to take on Staggs's just remember that Staggs has more skill, ability, intellegence, endurance, and almost everything then all three of you put together. Which only means five words for Chris Staggs "Showtime Title Number One Contender" . Now that is out of the way there are only three words left..... ROLL THE PROMO ]ǧ
ǧ[ Camera opens up in a busy Subway as you see Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday waiter standing at the foot of the steps leading to the down the subway. Chris "The Main Eventer is wearing a long sleeve black tee shirt and khaki pants while Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday waiter is wears a black silk shirt and pink leather pants. They walk over next to the track and wait for thier train to arrive at the station. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs begins to talk as they wait. ]ǧ
¤¤[ Chris "the Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Why in the hell are we taking the subway?
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Its a lot quicker then trying getting a taxi in New York
¤¤[ Chris "the Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Yeah I guess so...You know how to get to Times Square don't you?
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Yeah, I done it many times, I use to live here.
¤¤[ Chris "the Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ I thought you are from Detriot
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ No, I just moved there, I lived here for six years
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Alright, Now while we wait for the train to get here let's talk about my upcoming four way last man standing match at Exodus. First off lets talk about Tim Tewolde, this guy hasn't been heard from for weeks now and yet he somehow manages to get a shot at the Number One Contendership for the Showtime title. Tim Tewolde do you actually think you have a chance of beating me? You got to be kidding yourself. You know it, I know it, the rest of the world knows it. You are just another mediocre wrestler who tries to make it from paycheck to paycheck. Tim, you are facing one of the best the SWF has to offer and you still think you have a chance you are more messed up then Popeye Jones. Tim lets face the facts you have no talent, no skills, and no high school education. So Tim don't get your hope up in becoming the number one contender. That will only leads to a bigger dissapointment then your sex life.
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Hey, I think this train is ours
¤¤[ Chris "the Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ You sure?
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter ]¤¤ Yeah, I am sure
¤¤[ Chris "the Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Alright
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter walk into the train as the door open and take a seat in the middle of the cart. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs begins to talk again as the train begins to move. ]ǧ
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Now lets talk about a guy by the name of "Slick" Rick Richard. What the hell are you on? How do you ever conjure up the idea that I will be a push-over? I mean I know you have been dropped on your head many times but I didn't think it was that many so that you lose all your common sense. You seem to think that it is going to be a piece of cake. What the hell? You want to continue to think that way. It is fine by me cause that will just be a whole lot easier for me to knock you out for the ten count. "Slick" Rick Richard you party all night on New Years Eve cause my party will come after I defeat you three chumps at Exodus:Existence. "Slick" Rick Richards you actually think you have accomplished something in the SWF? You have beaten Tim Tewolde, we all know how great that was....yeah right and you defeat "Sick" Nick Jackson big deal. So you haven't been tested the way I will test you Sunday Night. "Slick" Rick Richard Sunday Night will be the longest day in your life. You better get ready for it
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter ]¤¤ And if Popeye Jones tries to interfere I will put a whoopin on him Ajax won't take off
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Yeah right whatever....Anyway "Slick" Rick Richards you will have to step up a level to compete with me and I don't think you can.
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter sit there as a man that kinda looks like a bum sits down next to them and pulls out a cigarette. ]ǧ
¤¤[ The Hum ]¤¤ Hello....
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Ummm hey....
ǧ[ The man looks at Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs in a weird way . ]ǧ
¤¤[ The Crazy Bum ]¤¤ Excuse you, I was talking to the cigarette.
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs slides down away from the crazy bum.. ]ǧ
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ Okay? Anyways let's talk about the most uneducated man that is in the damn match "Extreme" Jeff Markovich. The guy must be idiotic. The only thing I have heard from this guy talking about me was where I was from. I already know that Calagry is a great no no is the greatest city in North America. So what that hell is the point of your last promo. Anyway it seems that along with his little buddy "Slick" Rick Richards, "Extreme" Jeff Markovich isn't taking me serious. What the hell is your two problem? Have both you lost any common sense that you had? I mean sure you could say that you won't have any trouble with Tim Tewolde but that is cause he is a damn retard who barely able to walk and talk at the same time. I ,on the other hand, am on another level then you two and if you continue to doubt you will not doubt any longer after Sunday Night as I become the Number One Contender for the Showtime Title. "Extreme" Jeff Markovich do you actually think that you are better me? You can't actually think that. I mean come on you are talking about 110% Pure Canadain Excellence. While you well you just another typical American trailer park trash. Try to deny it but you can't hide that cousin/wife/mother of yours who always seats ringside with six kids and one front tooth. Come on you have no chance whatsoever against me why are they putting you guys through the humalitation. I mean that's just plain cruel, Kramer.
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter ]¤¤ This is our stop
ǧ[ The train stops and the doors opens as Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter exit. They begin up the steps as Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs begins to finish the promo ]ǧ
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ You know I thought I would help you three out. It being the New Years and all if you three guys haven't thought up of a resolution yet I have one for you. That is one day through countless years of training you can one be just like me cause.......
I AM THE BEST DAMN TECHNICAL WRESTLER -- PERIOD
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter reach the top of the steps as they see a sign that reads "Welcome to Brooklyn" ]ǧ
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter ]¤¤ Oops....
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ WHAT THE HELL!? I thought you knew how to get to Times Square.
¤¤[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter ]¤¤ We must've have gotten off at the wrong stop
¤¤[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ]¤¤ You think?
ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter turn around and walk back down the steps to the subway again. ]ǧ
ǧ[ Camera fades black ]ǧ
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