[ Chris Naggs:] Chris, why is he still here?

[ Chris Staggs:] He said he would lay VERBAL STYLINGS  on me if I didn't give him the job.

[ Chris Naggs:] So he threatened you and you gave him the job.

[ Chris Staggs:] Well he said he was a legend. Who better person to talk for me than him.

[ Chris Naggs:] But he isn't a legend...

INN·O·VATE

I am the legend of 3W

I am

Dude, how dare you try and find someone better than me? I dropped VERBAL BOMBS  all over Jeff Harris's ever Ranma lovin' ass. I left him speechless dude. he was in complete awe like he just saw a twenty foot tall tidal wave crashing down on him.  Then of course Chris Staggs did take advantage of the opportunity in which I had him in a state of shock. Oh and Hen's appearance did help a bit. A very tiny bit.  Yet all these dudes take Chris Staggs as a joke. These dudes can't see nothing except the dumb down shenanigans  that Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady do. These dudes get a false since of security like you get when you are in the turnpike of a wave before it crashes down on you. Dudes why do you continue to fall for this idiotic mastermind's games? Chris Staggs has became a Beach Boy as he wiped out all the competition for the last three months on Adrenaline. Dudes when will you learn? How many victories will it take for Chris Staggs to make you believe? Though you will continue to try and bring up all the title shots Chris Staggs has choked on. Yet do these dudes take the time to think about the journey it took to get to the SWF World Heavyweight Title? No, these dudes can't see the coconut for the tree. They continue to say he is nothing while they have nothing to show for their stay in the SWF. These dudes now have another dude join the Staggs Bashing Club. Hell this dude was the president for a while. Yeah the Pete Ebdon dude is back and already taking shots at him. Dude step back. You are drowning in the over tow with the other dudes who have foolishly jumped on the bandwagon. Dudes you are on the bandwagon but that bandwagon is heading straight off the cliff. Now Chris Staggs has his biggest challenge as he prepares for yet another pay per view. As usual dudes are already saying Chris Staggs is going to choke and lose the tag team titles. Yet, dudes that is your opinion and they are like assholes, everyone has one. This pay per view Whateva Fo Sho prepares for their first title defense against Propaganda. And JD has already spoken about this match.  Though will Cordozer decide to add his two cents? I guess he has ,but dudes he is like a storm on the beach, you never know when they will pop up and ruin your day. JD you better stretch your back out. The piggy back begins.

... JD Lawson ...

Dude the legend JD Lawson is going to take on Chris Staggs when he and Cordozer Stevenson try to capture the SWF World Tag Team Titles from Whateva Fo Sho. Dudes think he has lost his step. Dudes think he hasn’t got it anymore. Well JD, Chris Staggs isn't one of them or at least I don't think so. JD, now why are you going to keep up this little game up? JD, I can't believe you dude. You have jumped right on the bandwagon at the first chance you got. Dude you have taken Chris Staggs lightly. You look at him and see this loveable idiot. Right then and there you are vulnerable and the match hasn't even begun. JD, dude, you have tried to say you are better than the number one contender and yet you fell for the same exact sense of false security. Dude, the bandwagon is getting pretty full with these losers that have taken Chris Staggs lightly. So dude go ahead and make your little witty remarks about Chris Staggs needing remediation classes. Everyone who has passed through the SWF has known that. So your remarks aren't anything Earth shattering dude. Yet dude you call Chris Staggs uncreative. Hmm yeah that makes sense....NOT! Dude you were a FWF World Champion and IWF World Champion and yet all you can make is jokes about Chris Staggs's intelligence?  Then again you did drop the title to Jason Hartnell of all people right when FWF closed it's doors. Dude don't cry politics. Don't become another Jeremy Riley. Though that is the past right dude? We don't need to bring up pass happenings right dude? Oh ,but dude that was all you talked about. Dude you said you helped Chris Staggs get into the FWF, no doubt you did that. You gave Chris Staggs some advice, sure either if it was wanted or not dude. Though the real reason you were nice to Chris Staggs back then was because he was like you dude. Chris Staggs was all dark and skeptical of the world. Dude, Chris Staggs has went through changes get use to it. I mean a tide is never the same. Though now you say Chris Staggs has lost it? How is that so? Chris Staggs has won countless matches unlike in the FWF where he was the resident doormat.  Yeah dude he really went downhill after that. Dude your bucket isn't holding much water right now. You might want to check for a hole in it. Yet you call Chris Staggs attempts full of many loop holes. DUDE!!! Wake up. You are hypocritical in your statements. You say he is played out yet he is at the top of the federation. You say he can only get so far with a catchphrase dude? Dude this catch phrase he given him title shot after title shot and put the titles you are going for right around his waist.. Dude why must you fall in line with the rest of the dudes? Why must you join the crowd. Dude you are more known as a loner yet you are following the crowd with statements you make toward Chris Staggs. The castle is getting crowded isn't it? Dude you have tried throughout your career to be different from the crowd. Dude yet when it gets down to the pressure cooker you follow like a sheep led to slaughter. JD, dude, I don't understand your hypocritical ways. You call the SWF Tag Teams basically a radio on a surfboard, you know, useless and a waste of space, yet you are going to go ahead and try to capture them. Dude it's okay maybe after you lose the match you can let Cordozer get off your back. I mean you must be tired carrying him this month.

... Cordozer Stevenson ...

Cordozer Stevenson, WHOA DUDE! You are ALIVE!!! Oh wait that is right, it is pay per view time isn't it? Yep you half ass your way through the month dude facing people like Joey Johnson's first born and Kyle Broadway's hooker. Dude you barely are seen during the month. Dude you rode on JD Lawson's back this whole month to get you yet another chance for you to blow another SWF title shot. Dude this is where the free piggy back rides stop. Dude have you been hitting the bong a little extra or something? You claimed to be take over Chris Staggs's show? Dude how the hell do you do that when you barely show your face outside of the locker room? Dude are you talking about another show? I don't think Chris Staggs has been on any other show. Oh wait You are Public Enemy #1 to Chris Staggs? Duh FOCK!? Oops DUDE!!!  What? You haven't done shit. You don't show up half the time and the other half of the time JD Lawson is the one carrying your ass. Dude lay off the bong, I mean you make claims that even I don't believe. Dude you comment on how Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady are the worst champions ever. Dude how do you know what a good champion is? Better yet how you know what a champion feels like? You haven’t won shit Yet dude you claim to be the dark horse. Someone better get a light cause I don't see this dude in the picture at all. Dude for someone to never have won a championship in the SWF you seem to be confident of yourself. Yet now you are trying to make it in the music business. Dude GREAT IDEA!! I mean you can suck in the music industry and be able to get gold. Yet dude you play it off like you are a great wrestler. Though after the pay per view you will achieve something that I don't think has been accomplished in the SWF. Dude you will have blown a chance at every single title in the SWF. Dude you are like AWESOME!!!  Dude you seem confident in your ability to win the SWF Tag Team Titles so that means you are going to rely on JD Lawson carry your ass to tag team gold. Dude after all this is the only title that you can win without being in the ring.  Though you don't take any of this stuff serious dude. You think just because I am Mic Steal , Chris Staggs's narrator that it is some what second rate. Dude I just laid a VERBAL HANG TEN on your ass and all you could do is stand there and take it. So the narrator is a played out, so is a confident loser with no gold to speak of. Dude the only casualty in the match will be the last bit of respect as a wrestler anyone had for you as you finally blow your chance at the last piece of gold in the SWF.

... Pete Ebdon ...

Dude who left the back door open? Dude this was a total mind blower. I mean I was like Whoa! as I drop my bag of Doritos. I mean I wasn't expecting to see him. Though he is back to his old habits. Dude when are you going to quit obsessing about Chris Staggs? Dude it isn't that normal for you to mention Chris Staggs constantly. Dude so Chris Staggs aligned himself with Jason Rothchild,  Dude you aligned yourself with him too. Hell you tried to be the next Jason Rothchild when he left. You took over Malicious Intent and led it right off the cliff. So dude don't criticize Chris Staggs with that lame thing. Pete you pop off about Chris Staggs numerous title shots. So what dude. Dude you were in a federation with Jackrabbit as the champion. I mean damn...dude he wasn't anything but a blimp on the radar in the SWF. Dude what is your problem? Chris Staggs hasn't done anything besides help run you out of the SWF the last time. So what. Let it slide. It isn't like you where anything anymore in SWF. Dude you think you are a hall of famer. You know the last two titles in your grand slam were basically handed to you on a silver platter. Dude Chris Staggs will stay out of your way if you say out of his way.

... Summing It Up ...

Dudes why do you think you can defeat Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady? I mean seven other teams couldn't get the job done. Now dudes you are thinking that the castle is ready for the SWF World Tag Team Titles JD? Dude you better look again cause the walls still need painting. Cordozer you think you can just show up in pay per views to win titles? You might want to go into the music business cause after Sunday night you will see wrestling isn't for you. Pete Ebdon dude get over Chris Staggs already. Now dudes relax cause Sunday Night Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady will take care of business.

[ Chris Staggs:] See Chris!! He is a legend.

[ Chris Naggs:] I still wouldn't call him a legend.

[ Chris Staggs:] Why?

[ Chris Naggs:] Cause he isn't

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] But I got to admit that was pretty decent.

Fuck you midget.

[ Chris Naggs:] WHAT!?

[ Chris Staggs:] He said FUCK YOU MIDGET!

[ Chris Naggs:] I heard him.

No One Ever Hangs Ten, Do You Believe That?...

( Camera opens up with Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs out in front of the hotel as Chris Staggs looks perplexed or normal. I don't know. Anyway they walk a bit as Chris Staggs still looks perplexed as Chris Naggs looks at him and keeps walking. Finally Chris Naggs breaks down and asks. )

[ Chris Naggs:] What is wrong.

[ Chris Staggs:] I want to be a king.

[ Chris Naggs:] Huh?

[ Chris Staggs:] I want to be a king I mean everyone else is.

[ Chris Naggs:] Who are kings.

[ Chris Staggs:] There is Hen.

[ Chris Naggs:] He isn't a king.

[ Chris Staggs:] Uh huh, King of Coolness.

[ Chris Naggs:] *rolls his eyes* Right who else.

[ Chris Staggs:] JD LAWSON!! Dude I need to be king so we can wage war with him.

[ Chris Naggs:] He isn't a real king.

[ Chris Staggs:] Why does he keep talking about his castle huh? HUH!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Well umm errr I don't know.

[ Chris Staggs:] See he is a king.

[ Chris Naggs:] *Sighs* So what do you want to do about it?

[ Chris Staggs:] I need to get a castle.

[ Chris Naggs:] Where are you going to find that in Las Vegas?

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude look around, there has to be a castle around here somewhere.

[ Chris Naggs:] Okay.

( Chris Naggs and Chris Staggs begin to walk down the sidewalk. )

[ Chris Staggs:] A pyramid would be cool, but I am not Irish.

[ Chris Naggs:] Oh.......WHAT!?

[ Chris Staggs:] Sorry but I am not Irish. I'm Canadian EH!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Whateva....

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs continue to walk as Chris Staggs looks around as he walks around some more as they walk by two corner hookers as they stop them. )

[ Hooker #1:] Do you boys want to have some fun?

[ Chris Staggs:] YAY!!! Do you have Candyland?

[ Hooker #1:] No.

[ Chris Staggs:] Monopoly?

[ Hooker #1:] Ugh No..

[ Chris Staggs:] Barrel full of Monkey!? They are a barrel full of FUN!!

[ Hooker #1:] Sorry.

[ Chris Staggs:] YOU GOT SORRY COOL!!

[ Hooker #1:] No I don't