[ Chris Naggs:] This is your last promo better make it good.

I got this shit that is going to be off the charts in disses.....

Aw naw he done and did it now.

Lets kick the shit and hit my image

That shit is the bomb. Unlike this foos who keep running their mouths. I be like fuck you fuck you your cool and fuck you. These foos keep talking shit yet they can't back it up. Chris Staggs has ruled the ring at the Fix. He been ballin' with the best of them. They doin' nothing but cock blockin' my boy. These foos come out with these hit and run attacks on him. They hope that he doesn't see them. They know they don't want any of Chris Staggs. That is why their is no challengers for the tag team champions Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady.  They all be scared of him you heard. They have disappeared quicker than a crowd at a Bobby Brown concert. This is why Whateva Fo Sho' will be tag team champs for some time to come. Yeah these foos a stuntin' with these brief cheap shots they take at Chris Staggs. They just bitches with P.M.S.. They don't know what they are talkin' bout. They keep on running their mouths yet all I hear is shit. You have pussies like Cordozer Stevenson who is the wack mother fucker. He joins up with JD Lawson and now he is somethin' yeah bitch right. You ain't shit and you know it. Why do you think we haven't seen you speak once since you lost. You know your bitch ass didn't deserve to be in the main event. Fuck it should have been Hen and Chris Staggs throwin' down in the middle of the ring. Yet you and Skitzo bitch asses had to fuck things up. You had to get involved. That is just plain out wack. At least that pussy Skitzo did the right thing and just quit out right. Why don't you join them Cordozer. You have failed in achieving every title their is to achieve in the SWF. You haven't got nothing. That Propaganda shit will fade and you will be left blowing more shots than Shaq at the free throw line. Though at least all these foos haven't tried to go toe to toe with the pimp with limp, G Spot! Yeah this foos this weak just cryin' for a punkin'

...Alex Luciano...

This foo talks about old shit. He talks about narrators being old and shit, then what does the bitch do? He goes to the oldest promo in the book....quoting my shit. Please bitch. You want to dissect my words with little witty one liners. Yeah I am sure that is so cool. This is yet another skill you jacked from your brother. Yeah all you did was take it to the extreme. And foo I don't need to know what I said I know what I fuckin' said.  Though you have no motivation to respond to Chris Staggs. Fuck you bitch, you ain't shit. You lost a step I told you. Though now you claimin' to have defeated Chris Staggs before. When foo? You never faced him. Foo you confusing you dreams from reality again. Just like when you called Chris Staggs an exaggerated mid carder. You been hitting that crack piper a lot recently. This coming from a guy who has yet to see a main event spot since his return? Damn foo you backin' yourself in a corner. Now you want to dispute yourself from frontin' as a nigga? Please bitch just look at your opening statement. You quote a fuckin' rap song. Though you don't have the Ebonics ,but I can tell you want to be a brother. I feel the way you talk, you wish you weren't an Italian and who could blame ya? You are good for the mafia and thirty minutes or less delivery. Yeah foo, I ain't confusing you and the Foundation. At least the Foundation accepted that he was tryin' to be black. He ain't denying it like you are. Foo keep actin' hard. Keep playin' those rap cds. Keep tryin' but you can't change your skin. You can wait all day by the mailbox but that affirmative action check isn't coming your way. Foo you keep degrading the way I talk like you some English professor. I bring it real to the game. You just act like some damn movie critic and dissin' my style. A fuckin' chimp could do what you do. It don't take a brain to come up with these fuckin' one liners of you.  Foo just keep telling yourself that you have this match won. Keep telling yourself that you have no worry. Keep tellin' yourself this shit and you will wind up staring at the lights. Bitch you ain't shit. You won the SWF World Title, what else have you done in the SWF? Do you hear that? Crickets. You haven't done shit. So you won the World Title. Even Tiger has accomplished that feat. Chris Staggs has won the television, tag team, and world titles.  Fuckin' shit man you want to act like you won the SWF World Title before Chris Staggs that makes you better? How does that logically make any sense. You were here before Chris Staggs and rode your last name to the top foo.  Yet I am the one that doesn't know his opponent. Please bitch you need to keep your mouth shut cause you just keep putting your mouth in it.  Yeah bitch all you got on me is the way I talk and that doesn't mean shit. Cause look at the current SWF World Champion. He doesn't know how to talk either according to you. Please bitch just fade away cause all you doin' right now is taking up space. Bitch keep quoting me and maybe I can give you a quote on a coffin' cause tonight Chris Staggs is going to bury you.  You ain't nothin' but a two dollar ho trying to pass for a damn high price escort. Foo you think you going to have fun at pickin' on some Canadian ,but you fixin' you to be snowed over with some flurry of punches   

... Tag Team Opponents...

Grow some balls and step up to the plate cause Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady are down warming up and the ump has just said "Play Ball". Damn scared pussies hidin' like Bin Laden after a bombing attack. Bitches are nothing but bitches and they will stay that way till some of them show up.

... Cordozer Stevenson ...

Are you even in this country anymore? I mean all we see is you show up to the show and what not since you caused Chris Staggs a chance of winning the SWF World Championship. Thank to your dumbass now we have Hen of all people as the SWF World Champion. I mean fuck that is like Mickey Mouse as the US President. Cordozer you caused all this shit and now you bail just like a damn  pussy. You couldn't hack it at the main event level and now that was proved you have been more phantom than the French in the US.  Step up to the plate and take claim for your screw up. Now time to end this shit.

... Summing This Shit Up ...

Bitches keep tellin' yourselves that Chris Staggs is just an idiot and harmless. You keep thinkin' that and Chris Staggs will keep on get World Title shots. See foos he must be doin' something right and that thing is knockin' ego manic chumps like yourselves down to size. Alex Luciano....fuck off your shit is weak and you are going to be shown that you have lost a fuckin' step.  Cordozer Stevenson keep running bitch but you will finally been kept and have to deal with letting Hen become the World Champion. As for the Tag Team division....someone anyone come on and try to get the World Tag Team Titles.

[ Chris Naggs:] Good I guess.

[ Chris Staggs:] That was OFF THE HIZZY FO SHO!!!

Yeah I know...

[ Chris Naggs:] We will let you know in three weeks if you got the job.

Iight, just hit me up on my beeper.

[ Chris Staggs:] Roadrunner rules

[ Chris Naggs:] Uh right.

( Camera opens back up as we see Chris Naggs sitting on the curb as we see Chris Staggs curled up sucking his thumb as Chris Naggs looks around as the Zoo employee unlocks the door. Chris Naggs hops up and walks over to Chris Staggs as he tries to wake him up. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Wake up...

[ Chris Staggs:] Ugh! Leave me alone.

[ Chris Naggs:] Wake up...

[ Chris Staggs:] NO!! LEAVE ME ALONE LET ME SLEEP!

[ Chris Naggs:] But the zoo is open.

[ Chris Staggs:] Lets go later.....

[ Chris Naggs:] Well lets go the car and get you off the sidewalk.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine.

( Chris Staggs gets up and stumbles toward the Mystery Machine. He gets in as Chris Naggs mumbles to himself. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Damn idiot wakes me up at 4 in the morning to go to Brooklyn and we wind up in the Bronx. Now he doesn't want to go the zoo that he made us stay at for four hours.

( Chris Naggs gets in the van as the camera fades )

Due to time restrictions a summary of the trip to the zoo.

( Camera opens up to Chris Staggs in some type of Real World Confession booth )

[ Chris Staggs:] Ewww the trip to the zoo was spooky scary with the animals. I saw one animal that looked real scary. He looked at me and I was like AGHH!! He was like GRRRRR!!! Thank God he was in a cage. That wouldn't be good if they didn't have them in a cage. Though we did see the CHIMPS!! They are so funny. They throw poop. That would be a cool move. I bet I would win a lot of matches if I threw poop at my opponents. I think I am going to buy a chimp. Michael Jackson has one. Maybe I can by Mr. Bubbles. That would be so FO SHO--tastic. I would be like yeah you have a title but I have Mr. Bubbles!!! BOOYA!!! That would so rock...hmmm to think of it. I think they should have a zoo with just chimps. Everyone loves chimps. They are so cool. Yep the zoo was scary but the chimps were cool.

( Chris Staggs gets up and walks out of the confession booth as one of the real world cast members walk in. )

[ Real World Cast Member:] Who the hell was that?

( END PROMO )