[ Chris Naggs:] So Chris, you have actually found three guys willing to do your narrations?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] So this week is going to be.......

Yo shorty! Check one two, check one two!!

HIT MY IMAGE BITCH!

That shit is tight, Yeah I be The Pimp with the wicked limp, G Spot, Why do they call me G Spot? All the bitches know that I am the one that hits it just oh so right. Uh huh, Now lets drop it like it's hot kinda like my boy, Chris Staggs has been droppin' foos like they flies on Hen's bullshit. My boy hasn't lost a match on Adrenaline since Rooster got some pussy. Yeah my boy has been holding his own. Yet all these disrespectin' chumps out here are bitching about Chris Staggs has gotten so many shots. Well chumps he has been reppin' his game stronger than the rest of you foos. You chumps need to be bitch slapped into reality and I am just the pimp to do the slappin'. We have weak ass chumps like Avirez who is tryin' to get some attention from Staggs, please chump, do something before you try callin' out my boy. Yo are some weak ass nigga tryin' to act thug nasty. Hit puberty, and then you might get some response from my boy.  Right now, you can get to steppin' before I have to break out my back hand. Then got this other bitch ass pussies in the tag team division who are hidden as well as that Bin Laden guy. Whateva Fo Sho' have ran through tag team division like Whitney Houston ran through kilo. Damn! At least one of the teams could actually not have a pussy between their legs and step up to Whateva Fo Sho'. Then again these bitches have been phantom since Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady crashed the scene. Damn fags. Thought at least I know one bitch that will be frontin' this week. We know he will be actin' thug style. Yeah, you who I'm talk bout' Alex Luciano.

...Alex Luciano...

Yeah this wannabe thug livin', Godfather watchin', pizza makin' foo is probably thinking that he has this match won. That is just straight out wack. You must be trippin' on some good shit if you think that is true foo. You betta know dat Chris Staggs can throw down with the best of them and pizza boy you ain't the best of the best anymore. You lost a step foo. You are startin' to fade out into the distance of the race we call the SWF. Damn bitch look at the last thing you did, The Kike Killers, that lasted as long as Bobby Brown bein' clean did. You know that foo is breakin' out the good shit right as we speak. Anyway back to you Ja Rule lovin' ass, you want act hard ,but all I hear coming out of your mouth is "MURDAAAAAAA!!!" You can't act hard foo. Yet you're hard as fucking marshmallow. You be Italian don't you see. Take a glance in that mirror. Your skin is white. Yeah I know I be white too but I got dat black background. I got the black soul. I grew up in the mean streets of Compton. I was Niggas With Attitude before those niggas knew what attitude was. Yeah I'm bringin' the street spit to this game. Yeah you can claim that you brought the streets to this game ,but that Sesame Street spit doesn't hold up against my game. Luciano, foo, don't even try to match me on the mic cause it will up fuckin' depressing dawg. All your bitch ass will come out spittin' with probably some bullshit about how Chris Staggs is just constipated humor, well Alex let me hit you with some e-lax cause you obviously don't know what humor is. My boy, it damn Living Color funny. Then again look at the pizza makin' thug I am talking to, this is the same bitch that decided that he was teamed up with Mercury --the Pink Ponies --FAGS!  Bitch your street rep is that of a damn ho so quit with fuckin' Ebonics and thug flare cause you fit in as much as a nigga in a KKK meeting. Now my pizza delivery bitch you want to come at me with shit about Chris Staggs come on. I'm fixin' to make your bitch ass look silly this week. Pizza boy, you ain't shit, you won the SWF World Title, so has Chris Staggs. Chris Staggs has been in the spotlight while you are still trying to find double A's for your fucking flashlight. I mean foo look at you...you are fighting other has been superstars hell what is next? You are going to feud with The Bore Brothers? Ned and Namen? Give me a break bitch. So you think you are going to stroll in this match and win? Give up bitch you frontin' and I'm nuttin' all over your style.

"I'm baaaad...yo punk save your breath
That's weak shit from a weak mind
And a weak mind creates weak rhymes
You ain't never kicked knowledge one time
Just livin on your own dick that's a crime"

Ice T.

See foo, I can rip disses too. This shit is getting old man. Damn foo, drop the ghetto Italian gimmick and get a new one. Then maybe you can face someone besides these has been foos. So for now I will wait for your weak shit. So Pizza Boy go take another toke and cut another fucked up promo. You think you are a thug cause to can cut a promo while having a joint in your left hand puh--lease foo you ain't nothing but frontin' like another Kyle Broadway. I done with this bitch lets serve up the next foo.

...Tag Team Division...

You bitches hear that? Crickets...none of you foos want any of the Tag Team Champs. Damn foos be hidin' behind the ho. Lets blaze another foo.

... Cordozer Stevenson ...

Ha! This weak ass nigga is tryin' to ball in the spotlight, this foo is getting left in the dark. He's trying to hang with the big dawgs but he ain't nothin' but a bitch in heat. This foo is tryin to act like he is somethin' ,but all everyone knows him as is nothin'. Damn foo you tryin' to get beef with my boy, you will wind up like all the other chumps who tried to--- layin' on your back like a damn ho. Cordozer, foo you try to play these head games ,but all they end up don't is fuckin' you over. You tried it against Hurley...got fucked over. National Title......fuck over. World Title again fucked over. Foo you been fucked up like a fag in prison.  Foo, you want to front and call Chris a joke, yet it always seems that you are the bitch at the end of the punchlines. Bitch yo ain't shit now quit with the frontin' cause all you are doin' is stuntin'. Now anymore foos need bitch slapped?-----No? Lets sum this bitch up.

... Summing It Up...

Stop and think before you foos speak. You know your shit is a weak. Thug Livin' Pizza Boy don't say a word cause I just blazed your styled, phased out your style, all while doing with a fucking smile. You ain't going nothing of G Spot cause I be drinkin' 40s and smoking chumps. You be the first chump that I light up. As for Cordozer, just keep livin' like Bin Laden and you bitch ass will be fine.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! THAT WAS OFF THE HIZZY!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] I didn't understand a damn thing he said.

Damn fuckin' honkeys always biting my style.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah, damn honkey!

[ Chris Naggs:] Both of you idiots are white.

So!?

( Camera opens up with Chris Staggs walking out of the hotel as Chris Naggs follows him. Chris Naggs looks hesitant as they walk to the Mystery Machine. Chris Staggs has on a Sponge Bob Square pants tee shirt as he has a big goofy grin on his face. Chris Naggs is trying to stop him. Chris Staggs has none of this. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris, I forbid you from doing this.

[ Chris Staggs:] So you are Club 404 now?

[ Chris Naggs:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah Club 404 File Forbidden

[ Chris Naggs:] File not found...

[ Chris Staggs:] Why are you talking about files? I am talking about a tag team!

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh, forget it.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Now let's go back in and watch -- THE NEW SCOOBY DOO MOVIE!!!

[ Chris Staggs:] NO FAIR!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] No lets go in.

[ Chris Staggs:] NO! I need to do this.

[ Chris Naggs:] No you don't.

[ Chris Staggs:] I need to be more Sycho than Luciano.

[ Chris Naggs:] You don't need to go to Brooklyn.

[ Chris Staggs:] But all the Sopranos are there.

[ Chris Naggs:] Errr I am not going to change your mind am I?

[ Chris Staggs:] Uh--no.

[ Chris Naggs:] Fine!

( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs get in the Mystery Machine as Chris Staggs starts the van as the start off the to Brooklyn. Chris Staggs turns up the volume and rolls down the windows and begins nodding his head up and down as he begins to flow )

[ Chris Staggs:] YEAH! BOY! The wheels on the bus go round and round--round and round. Come on Chris, DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT!

[ Chris Naggs:] ................

[ Chris Staggs:] Iight! THE WHEEL ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND--ROUND AND ROUND!!!

( Chris Naggs sinks down in his seat. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude!! WE FIXING TO BE SYCHO!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] I think we can fast forward this.

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude I don't got a remote.

[ Chris Naggs:] errrrrrr...

... Forty Minutes...

( Chris Staggs is still rocking out to his one song as Chris Naggs is hitting his head against the dashboard. Chris Staggs looks over. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Chris, you so sillllllllly. Anyway we be in Brooklyn.

[ Chris Naggs:] Agh, We need to leave.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah we need to get out of the van.

( Chris Staggs gets out and begins to walk down the sidewalk as people give him weird look as he proudly represents his Sponge Bob Square pants tee shirt on as Chris Naggs gets out and catches up to him. They walk down a way as the run upon this guy. )

[ Corner Man:] Pssst...you want to have some fun?

[ Chris Staggs:] Nope! I am looking to get sycho.

[ Corner Man:] I got two girls that can make you psycho.

[ Chris Staggs:] OH BOY!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] No Chris, lets keep on moving.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine...

( The duo walks off as Chris Staggs looks understanding )

[ Chris Staggs:] Good job, I said Sycho and he said Pyscho. Let's keep on moving.

[ Chris Naggs:] Right....

[ Chris Staggs:] Damn where is everyone?

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris you woke us up at four in the morning to come here.

[ Chris Staggs:] Your point?

[ Chris Naggs:] UGH!

[ Chris Staggs:] You know what they say....Early Staggs Gets Sycho..

[ Chris Naggs:] No one says that.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah I did just a second ago.

[ Chris Naggs:] This promo is going nowhere.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah it did...Uh Brooklyn.

[ Chris Naggs:] *sighs*

[ Chris Staggs:] Ewww THE BRONX ZOO!!

[ Chris Naggs:] You mean we are in the Bronx and not Brooklyn.

( Chris Staggs shrugs his shoulders. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Lets go!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] Its locked.

[ Chris Staggs:] We can wait.

( Chris Staggs takes a seat on the curb as Chris Naggs just looks at him )

[ Chris Naggs:] We are going to actually wait?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Naggs just shakes his head as he looks at his watch )

( END PROMO )