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.................. "............................" ..................................... ......................... ........... .................... .................. ................ ............. ............... .......... ........... .......... ..... ........ ..... . ........ ........ .. ......................... ........... .................... .................. ................ ............. ............... .......... ........... .......... ..... ........ ..... . ........ ........ .. ......................... ........... .................... .................. ................ ............. ............... .......... ........... .......... ..... ........ ..... . ........ ........ .. ......................... ........... .................... .................. ................ ............. ............... .......... ........... .......... ..... ........ ..... . ........ ........ .. ......................... ........... .................... .................. ................ ............. ............... .......... ........... .......... ..... ........ ..... . ........ ........ .. ......................... ........... .................... .................. ................ ............. ............... .......... ........... .......... ..... ........ ..... . ........ ........ .. [ Chris Naggs:] You still haven't found any person to your narration. [ Chris Staggs:] I was suppose too? [ Chris Naggs:] Uh that is why I said Chris, you need to find yourself a narrator. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!? [ Chris Naggs:] Now we have no one to do the trash talking as some say. [ Chris Staggs:] Relax, I got this. [ Chris Naggs:] You!? You are going to talk for yourself. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!? Everyone else does it. [ Chris Naggs:] Okay have at it. Umm who am I facing? Whoa cool my voices sound OFF THE HIZZY!!! [ Chris Naggs:] Ugh You are facing Andrew Hurley.
FO SHO! Andrew Hurley prepared to be amazed. Prepared to be dazzled. Prepare to be confused at the skillz I gotz in my power. Dude you and I are going to face each other for a match. Though I know you may think that people like more than you ,because you have sided with Mario in the past, which turned out to be more like King Koopa. Heh Andrew Hurley you are like that little dragon thing at the end of level two on Mario Brothers 2. You know the one that shoots out fire eggs. Yeah you can shot all the flaming eggs at me you want ,but I will just continue to jump on your head over and over again till you are flattened and fall off the screen. Then I will go on to level three!! WOOT WOOT!!! That would be the furtherest I got in Mario Brothers Two. Yeah you pink dragon face, you are going to see what it is like when I got MAD CRAZY Luigi on your butt. You don't want none of this noooooo!!! When I go MAD CRAZY LUIGI, You are going to be like OH NO HE IS GOING MAD CRAZY LUIGI and I will be like YEAH I AM MAD CRAZY LUIGI. Dude you haven't got a chance against me for another reason. I JUST BOUGHT GAMESHARK AND I GOT CODES TO MAKE ME UNBEATABLE!!!! Dude just give up I got you beat with these mad skillz and you know it, I am the 50 Cent of the SWF!! Wait I am the Snoop D-O-DOUBLE-G, I got the mack attack that will give you a heart attack. I got the skillz that needs a license to killz. I got the smack that will feel like a backpack. I got the class that gives me a lifetime pass. I leave the masses wearing glasses. Oh BOY!! I told you I am OFF THE HIZZY MY NIZZY!!! You don't want anymore of this. Andrew Hurley, I am going to win cause I just coded in my invincible cheat. Level Two BUH BYE!!! Level THREE HERE I COME!! I am the coolest and baddest Canadian to come out of Canada since Tom Cruise. Yeah he was Canadian before he was born in the United States. Pink Dragon shooting flaming eggs at me....I WIN! YOU LOSE! BOOYA!!!!! [ Chris Naggs:] Okay we really need to find a narrator quick Dude that totally ruled. Andrew Hurley has no answer to that. [ Chris Naggs:] Neither does 90 percent of the world. See dude I like totally rule! No one can spit with me! BIATCH!!! [ Chris Naggs:] Errrr trust me we need to find a narrator. FO SHO!!! Ewww can I do the summing it up? [ Chris Naggs:] Do I have a choice? Nope. [ Chris Naggs:] Go ahead then. Yo Hurley you think you can beat me with my gameshark that is like the Flash losing a race to a turtle. It won't happen. It is as likely to happen when Squirrels fly. [ Chris Naggs:] So do. Right and I'm the World Tag Team champ [ Chris Naggs:] You are! COOL!!! LETS GO!! ( Camera opens back up as we see Chris Staggs, Chris Naggs and The Scooby Doo gang except Fred who is getting freaky with some guy in a Motel...Come on a yellow scarf! Anyway they walking to the spooky house as They look around. Shaggy begins to speak. ) [ Shaggy:] You know Staggs, I could go for some food right about now. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!? [ Shaggy:] I wonder where the kitchen is. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW [ Chris Naggs:] Did you hear that?! [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Shaggy:] ZOINKS!? [ Chris Staggs:] Let's split up. Me and Shaggy will go this way and you three go the other way. [ Chris Naggs:] FINE! Come on Daphne and Velma....Girls!? ( Chris Naggs looks back as you see no one. ) [ Chris Naggs:] Where are they? OH VELMA! ( Chris Naggs walks into the living room as Velma is feeling up Daphne. Chris Naggs doesn't say a word as he watches. ) ... Meanwhile ... ( Chris Staggs and Shaggy are seen walking around the hall as again we hear a screw ) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW [ Shaggy:] ZOINKS!? [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Shaggy:] ZOINKS!? [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Shaggy:] IT SOUNDS LIKE A GHOST!!! [ Chris Staggs:] An EXTRA SPOOKY GHOST!!! [ Shaggy:] Ewww MUNCHIES!!! [ Chris Staggs:] For some odd reason I am hungry too. ( Chris Staggs and Shaggy walk into the kitchen and begin to fix a 6 foot sub. ) .... Meanwhile with Chris Naggs, Daphne, and Velma ... ( CENSORED ) ... Back to Staggs and Shaggy ...
( Chris Staggs and Shaggy are seen leaned back in their chairs. They are stuffed ) [ Shaggy:] Did you say something!? [ Chris Staggs:] Wasn't Me. [ Shaggy:] Hmmm I wonder who said that. [ Chris Staggs:] Wasn't Me. ( Shaggy and Staggs stand up and walk out of the kitchen to the hallway as the look to their left and see an old man. ) [ Chris Staggs + Shaggy:] AGHHHHHHH [ Old Man:] AGHHHHHHH!!! [ Chris Staggs:] GET HIM!!! [ Shaggy:] YEAH! ( Shaggy and Chris Staggs grab an convenient rope laying beside them and tie him up. ) [ Chris Staggs:] WOOOOO!!!!! WE GOT HIM!!! [ Shaggy:] Now to see who this really is. ( Chris Staggs begins pulling and pulling on the old man face. ) [ Shaggy:] PULL HARDER!!! [ Chris Staggs:] ITS STUCK!!! [ Old Man:] QUIT IT!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! [ Chris Staggs:] Wait.......WHAT!? [ Old Man:] UNTIE ME. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! ( They untie the old man as he stands up. ) [ Chris Staggs:] What was the sound. [ Old Man:] That was me, I ate some spoiled meat. [ Shaggy:] ZOINKS!!! [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! ( Chris Staggs and Shaggy grab their stomachs and run up stairs ) ...TWO Hours later... ( Chris Staggs and Shaggy start to leave as Chris Naggs walks out with a big grin on his face as Velma and Daphne exit putting on their clothes. ) [ Chris Staggs:] Hmmm...LETS GO!!! ( Chris Staggs cracks the car as nothing happens. ) [ Chris Staggs:] What happened? [ Chris Naggs:] We still don't have any gas. [ Chris Staggs:] Lets see if this guy will let us spend the night. [ Chris Naggs:] I think Velma and Daphne are going stay out her with me. ( Velma and Daphne begin to go at it again. ) [ Chris Naggs:] Damn Nymphos. ( Chris Staggs and Shaggy get out of the van as Shaggy grabs his bong. They enter the old house again ) ( END PROMO )
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