[ The Year Of The Idiot: Uncle Sam wants his red shoes…]

“Do you have an answer machine?”

... Corny Joke Time...

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Rinse leather repeat, rinse leather repeat. Seems the same comments come toward Chris Staggs and myself just in a different package. I don't know how many times I have heard Chris Staggs has had too many title shots. I know it is getting up there near the times that Hen goes to the free clinic during the week. Though at least we are hearing things from the opponents in the SWF World Championship match. You can not say the same for the SWF World Tag Team Championship. Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady have tried to talk about their opponent ,but it seems that the four other teams have nothing to do with even showing their faces. It is getting pretty hard to talk about Casper and his three brothers. You have two teams that haven't been seen since the last Adrenaline. The other two spoken maybe once or twice ,but that is it. I understand why their hasn't been any type of resistance, they have accepted the face that Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady are going to be the World Tag Team Champions. Why fight it right? Screw it Whateva Fo Sho' had the tag team titles in the bag since last month. No one has came close to knocking them off the mountain. Hell Whateva Fo Sho' has been their so long they are starting to grow roots at the top. The tag team division is already giving up cause their is a team that is apparently unbeatable. Chris Staggs will have at least one title by the end of Killing In The Name Of III. Chris Staggs will snap his seven month pay per view losing streak that has been brought up. Yeah, Chris Staggs is going to have gold by the end of Sunday. You can try and say Chris Staggs is a choke artist but it is going to be hard as hell when Chris Staggs is holding the World Tag Team Championship and the SWF World Heavyweight Title. Though lets finish up what is left of the tag team division.

...Hunter Tazi and Mike Steele...

Lost cause, no hope, and two of the biggest pussy ass bitches the SWF has ever hired. I mean fuck we all knew what kind of person Mike Steele was from the last time he quit the SWF and ran to Jason Rothchild's crotch. Mike Steele apparently has hit rock bottom now and found himself with Hunter Tazi. Neither are going to pose a threat. They have given up quicker than France army did to a squad Girl Scouts. These two don't deserve to even be in the tourney. Hell I don't know if they will show up. They haven't been seen since Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady defeated them. They attacked them after the match and that was the end of it. They are fucking scared and everyone knows it. This is just wasting my breath. They have no shot.

...STATIC...

Insert trash talking # 291: You are dumb. Insert trash talking # 234: You have no chance against us. We are the best that the NAME OF FEDERATION has to offer. I know everyone has told you two that you are generic ,but I mean it hard to disagree with them. Your trash talking seems to be more ancient than the Dead Sea Scrolls. Your tactics are as used as Tiger ass in prison. Face it Shaun Stewart, you haven't got the imagination to defeat Whateva Fo Sho'. The simple reason for that is that it takes some actually thinking to wrestle Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady unique style. STATIC, if by some act of God you find yourself in the match with Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady, then STATIC will fade to black.

...Club 403...

Shhh...I am hunting for rabbits. It must not be rabbit season ,cause I don't hear any. I don't see any. Fuck it I know that was corny. Though I have a right to be corny because it appears that Club 403 is no where to be found. They are probably in the EW with Pete Ebdon. That federation apparently has lack of talent for Jackrabbit to be the World Champion. Damn of all people he is their world champion. No wonder they are no where to be found. I would stay there too. The wrestlers in the EW are I guess deaf dumb and blind. That is the only reasonable explanation that Jackrabbit and Kryptonite are tearing up the EW. Fuck em' they won't show up. Another team that has given up of any chance of winning the SWF World Tag Team Titles.

...K Squared...

this is the team that Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady will face for the SWF World Tag Team titles. I mean these are the two that showed some interest in winning the tag team titles. I think Skitzo mentioned them. Maybe he didn't. He spent about two seconds on Chris Staggs for the simple fact that he can't win either title. Then we have Alex Luciano who was this era first World Champion. He showed up earlier this week ,but has appeared to have hit the bottle and drink his fears away. Maybe the Kike Killers can show up and make the match look decent. Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady might have the easy match of the night. Skitzo has lost hope. Alex Luciano has buried his face in a bottle. Whateva Fo Sho' has this match on the lock down.

...SWF World Heavyweight Title...

Doesn't it get old? Don't you three get tired of trying to come up with new ways to say the same thing? We get the point...Chris Staggs has had many World Title shots. You act like that is a bad thing. You act as being the spotlight eight times is an embarrassing. Yet you look at the three others and how many SWF Pay Per View main events have they been in? I can count them on one fucking hand. Yet they keep pressing this about Chris Staggs chances and he hasn't been able to get the job done. Well as I look at it, neither have any of you. Hen the IFW World Title doesn't count cause we all know what former IFW wrestlers have done in the SWF. Raided FU lasted only two weeks in the SWF. As I see it none of you three have the right to pass judgment on Chris Staggs. Like Hen said none of you have experienced the feeling of being the SWF World Heavyweight Champion. Cordozer Stevenson thinks he has Chris Staggs figured out. He thinks that he gave him a verbal beating yet Chris Staggs kept on rolling. We don't know the outcome of the match cause of the interferences. Yet I do know that you have seemed to fall short every time a title was on the line. You name a title and you have blew it. SWF Overdrive Title, you lost to Hurley. SWF National Title, you lost again. So you want us to think that somehow when the biggest title in the SWF is on the line that you will not go to your old habits? I don't think anyone is that foolish to believe it. Cordozer Stevenson you can try and play off like you are something. The fact remains that you haven't accomplished shit. Skitzo the same thing goes for you. You are lucky that you faced Jason Simmons to get you back into the match ,because we all know Jason Simmons wins as much as Hen gets free pussy. Which we all know isn't any at all. Skitzo you barely spoke any of Chris Staggs cause out of all three of us, you haven't been able to defeat Chris Staggs. You have been able to get the job done. The only win you got was by forfeit due to Chris Staggs partner quitting on him. Skitzo you can use the Kyle Broadway insults. You know eat a dick. You fucking kike and shit like that ,but the fact is that you are nothing but a loser with not legs. You don't stand a chance. It would have been better if you didn't get put back into this match. Though there is one opponent that has been very vocal this week and we all know who that is....HEN. This is guy who claims that he is hitting on all cylinders. Yet how many loses have you had since being named into this match? I could list them ,but Hen you know that you are not hitting on all cylinders and if you are hitting on all of them, then this match is definitely all Chris Staggs. Hen you want to claim that you carried Chris Staggs? Why am I not surprised? You didn't carry shit. Chris Staggs didn't only say FO SHO!? No he used his idiotic mastermind to come up with some of the most humorous segments the SWF has ever seen. Hen, I admit you defeated Chris Staggs ,but you weren't the one who accomplished that. No it was your lackeys that accomplished that. You were just lucky enough to cover Chris Staggs. This time it will be different. Your lackeys are no where to be found. The logical champion will be crowned and his name is Chris Staggs. So Hen, you want to know why Chris Staggs is the logical choice now? It is simple Chris Staggs isn't facing anyone that has shown the capability to become the SWF World Champion. Hen, you claim that Chris Staggs has been in the mid cards feuding with Steele and Hunter Tazi. Let me ask you something where the fuck have you been? You feuded with no one. You had one simple attack on Strick Carrington. You just stood around with your thumb up your ass. Tomorrow Chris Staggs will win the vacated SWF World Title just like he won the last vacated title. The ducks are laid out in a row. The only thing left is for Chris Staggs to go out and get the job done. Hen it isn't your destiny to win the SWF World Heavyweight Title, no the time is show that it is the Year Of The Idiot.

... Summing It Up...

The time of talking is over. Though not many things were said. The tag team division is as done as a burnt turkey. They have put up as much fight as a infant. Chris Staggs will break the streak when Tommy Grady and him pick up the Tag Team Titles. Then Chris Staggs will be come a double champion. Cordozer Stevenson has about as much chance of winning as he does of being confused for a SWF Champion. Skitzo is in the same boat as his chances of winning are about as lucky as his legs grow back. Finally we have Hen who chances of winning rival that of him actually ever from not having to pay for sex. Chris Staggs is going to walk out with more gold than Fort Knox.

( Camera opens up as we see Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs back in the hotel room as Chris Staggs looks sad as Chris Naggs looks tired. Chris Staggs look over to Chris Naggs and sighs as Chris Naggs tries to ignore him as Chris Staggs sighs louder. Still Chris Naggs ignores him. Chris Staggs finally stands up in front of Chris Naggs and sighs. )

[ Chris Naggs:] What's wrong?

[ Chris Staggs:] I need to go to Iraq ,but I can't.

[ Chris Naggs:] You don't need to go to Iraq.

[ Chris Staggs:] You know you are right.

[ Chris Naggs:] But you can't.....wait I was right?

[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah I need to look for Al.

[ Chris Naggs:] Who in the world is Al?

[ Chris Staggs:] I don't know ,but the news reports that the US is hunting for him in caves.

[ Chris Naggs:] Al Qaeda?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Don't look for Al Qaeda.

[ Chris Staggs:] Why? I am a super hero in training after all.

[ Chris Naggs:] You need to focus on the matches tomorrow.

[ Chris Staggs:] But......

[ Chris Naggs:] But nothing. You need to prepare to win the two titles.

[ Chris Staggs:] I haven't wrote anything..

[ Chris Naggs:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] What would I do with titles?

[ Chris Naggs:] They are gold belts.

[ Chris Staggs:] Ewwwwww....

[ Chris Naggs:] I know...sweet isn't it.

[ Chris Staggs:] I got an idea how to find Al Quaeda and get to Iraq.

[ Chris Naggs:] I thought we were focusing on winning the titles.

[ Chris Staggs:] Huh?

[ Chris Naggs:] Damn your A.D.D..

[ Chris Staggs:] Just a second I saw this on a space movie

[ Chris Naggs:] It isn't going to work.

[ Chris Staggs:] Watch and be amazed.

( Chris Staggs jumps into the closet. )

[ Chris Staggs:] AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ Chris Naggs:] What, What?

[ Chris Staggs:] I forgot I was scared of the dark.

[ Chris Naggs:] Right...now getting back to the titles.

[ Chris Staggs:] Wait I got my flashlight.

[ Chris Naggs:] Okay?

( Chris Staggs turns on the flashlight and walks into the closet. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris...

[ Chris Staggs:] BEAM ME UP!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] BEAM ME UP NAGGSY!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] How?

[ Chris Staggs:] Pull the lever.

[ Chris Naggs:] There isn't any lever.

[ Chris Staggs:] Use your Scottish accent.

[ Chris Naggs:] No way.

[ Chris Staggs:] Hmmm...

( Chris Staggs walks out of the closet with a sad look on his face )

[ Chris Naggs:] It didn't work now can you focus on the

[ Chris Staggs:] Wait let me try something...saw it in the Wizard Of Oz.

[ Chris Naggs:] Oh God.

( Chris Staggs walks into the bedroom and returns with some shoes and proceeds to put them on. )